#the joke (that only he got) was that his bio family is like 1000% richer than the ragvindrs

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Kaeya (one random day, pulling up to the office in an expensive ass fur coat from *insert luxury brand here* that he'd shown jean a couple days prior):

Jean: Oh my gosh! What did you do? Diluc will be so pissed! Didn't you say this was like 5k?

Kaeya: My, why would Diluc be pissed? I haven't even touched our trust fund [from Crepus].

Jean: What? Did you spend a whole month of your salary on a jacket?

Kaeya: Nah, my old man kicked the bucket. Used the inheritance.

Jean: Ah... Well, I do understand that you don't like him but... Was it worth wasting most your inheritance? Especially since you don't use the trust fund.

Kaeya: Oh no I have like a bunch left. My bio family's, like, crazy rich.

Jean: You... You actually never mentioned that. Like how rich are we talking about?

Kaeya: Oh, more than double the Ragvindrs. They're an old military family, plus they were, like, regents of Khaneri'ah for a while.

Jean: Oh....

Jean: wait they were WHAT?