#the john cena memes and shoving breadsticks into my purse i have to go and goats craving the mineral

[mihai-florescu]

how long have u been running this blog (i love ur txts RAHHHHH thanks for spilling wtv is on ur brain)

Aw thank you! Ive had the same blog since 2014 when i was in middle school ^_^

[rainsfalling-shitposts]

2015 in a nutshell

If you’re reading this it’s too late. It was a long tiiime ago in a galaxy far, far away, and these are their stories.

Me: hello... it's me. i'm auditioning for the role of right shark and i'll be singing hotline bling. you’ve heard of rickrolls, now get ready for george glass… with a gun. Young man, I know he ate a cheese / I said, young man, Dan Nicky your JOHN CENA

Rihanna: *winks*

Glunkus: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Steve Harvey: you’re too hot, hot damn (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC management 2012©). you know who else is beautiful? zoobe.

Coppy: we are Straight Outta boc (bread of color) so have a sinnamon snoll (snail roll)!

Poot: I’m the untoasted bread discourse and i still get sausage

Psychic: *reading Putin's mind* wake up chad. listen. those feudal handmaidens are lesbians *closes buzzfeed* #thisgeneration

Iggy: *freestyles spongebob gothic*

Me: Charlie, Charlie, are you there? [uses hands as microphone] My interests are very singular. *takes a deep breath* I lo-

You: yes, you love the signs as concepts, we know, you love them so much, especially *takes a closer look at smudged writing on snout* pal gals, psychic ford rail jaundice, and nyan generous evaluation, the first meme of 2015, they’re the light of your life, we KNOW you’re a kid you’re a squid and Dick Cheney can't melt steel beams. WE GET IT

Me: There you are. (raising voice slightly to be heard) oi mate u fancy a cheeky Nando’s?

You: (at full volume) I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR OLD FACE MAGENTA 1994 JUST FUCK ME UP

*20 minutes into stealing human bones and chill*

Me: What are thoooose?

You: white and gold minion shoes *trips* *thousands of photos of Tubbs in a Down with Cis shirt eating coleslaw spill out of your pockets* what haha these aren’t- *desperately trying to gather them as more fall out* I’m holding these for someone else I swear!

Me: *shoving breadsticks into purse* I gotta go

You: okay… that sounds fake but okay

Shakira’s hips: As a lesbian… supporter who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted.

Me: Son of a

You: You are mean to me you insult me and you dont appreciate anything that i

Me: i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of.

You: Why you always lyin mmmmmm

Me: You said you found a wallet on the ground with like $1,000 dollars in it. I said bitch where? You said under all those rare Pepes. I said bitch where?

You: I McFreakin’ lost it!

Me: And quit telling everyone I’m dead!

You: Buy my silence. Permanently. For $8,000 a month, I will stop.

Me: why?

You: you gotta. JUST DO IT

Me: YOU SAW GOODY PROCTOR STEAL FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS AND DID NOTHING, TRAITOR!

You: I didn’t get no sleep ‘cause of y’all

Me: how many times must you kink shame me under my own roof? hoe don't do it

You: Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!

Me: oh my god. “not all men” you're right. Paul Blart: Mall Cop would never do this.

You: Tony, what’s good?

Me: *spits at you* effective.

Power

لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ

冗

*title card* Captain America: Civil War

[theydaybrigade]

2015 in a nutshell

If you’re reading this it’s too late. It was a long tiiime ago in a galaxy far, far away, and these are their stories.

Me: hello... it's me. i'm auditioning for the role of right shark and i'll be singing hotline bling. you’ve heard of rickrolls, now get ready for george glass… with a gun. Young man, I know he ate a cheese / I said, young man, Dan Nicky your JOHN CENA

Rihanna: *winks*

Glunkus: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Steve Harvey: you’re too hot, hot damn (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC management 2012©). you know who else is beautiful? zoobe.

Coppy: we are Straight Outta boc (bread of color) so have a sinnamon snoll (snail roll)!

Poot: I’m the untoasted bread discourse and i still get sausage

Psychic: *reading Putin's mind* wake up chad. listen. those feudal handmaidens are lesbians *closes buzzfeed* #thisgeneration

Iggy: *freestyles spongebob gothic*

Me: Charlie, Charlie, are you there? [uses hands as microphone] My interests are very singular. *takes a deep breath* I lo-

You: yes, you love the signs as concepts, we know, you love them so much, especially *takes a closer look at smudged writing on snout* pal gals, psychic ford rail jaundice, and nyan generous evaluation, the first meme of 2015, they’re the light of your life, we KNOW you’re a kid you’re a squid and Dick Cheney can't melt steel beams. WE GET IT

Me: There you are. (raising voice slightly to be heard) oi mate u fancy a cheeky Nando’s?

You: (at full volume) I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR OLD FACE MAGENTA 1994 JUST FUCK ME UP

*20 minutes into stealing human bones and chill*

Me: What are thoooose?

You: white and gold minion shoes *trips* *thousands of photos of Tubbs in a Down with Cis shirt eating coleslaw spill out of your pockets* what haha these aren’t- *desperately trying to gather them as more fall out* I’m holding these for someone else I swear!

Me: *shoving breadsticks into purse* I gotta go

You: okay… that sounds fake but okay

Shakira’s hips: As a lesbian… supporter who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted.

Me: Son of a

You: You are mean to me you insult me and you dont appreciate anything that i

Me: i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of.

You: Why you always lyin mmmmmm

Me: You said you found a wallet on the ground with like $1,000 dollars in it. I said bitch where? You said under all those rare Pepes. I said bitch where?

You: I McFreakin’ lost it!

Me: And quit telling everyone I’m dead!

You: Buy my silence. Permanently. For $8,000 a month, I will stop.

Me: why?

You: you gotta. JUST DO IT

Me: YOU SAW GOODY PROCTOR STEAL FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS AND DID NOTHING, TRAITOR!

You: I didn’t get no sleep ‘cause of y’all

Me: how many times must you kink shame me under my own roof? hoe don't do it

You: Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!

Me: oh my god. “not all men” you're right. Paul Blart: Mall Cop would never do this.

You: Tony, what’s good?

Me: *spits at you* effective.

Power

لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ

冗

*title card* Captain America: Civil War

[ellidimple]

2015 in a nutshell

If you’re reading this it’s too late. It was a long tiiime ago in a galaxy far, far away, and these are their stories.

Me: hello... it's me. i'm auditioning for the role of right shark and i'll be singing hotline bling. you’ve heard of rickrolls, now get ready for george glass… with a gun. Young man, I know he ate a cheese / I said, young man, Dan Nicky your JOHN CENA

Rihanna: *winks*

Glunkus: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Steve Harvey: you’re too hot, hot damn (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC management 2012©). you know who else is beautiful? zoobe.

Coppy: we are Straight Outta boc (bread of color) so have a sinnamon snoll (snail roll)!

Poot: I’m the untoasted bread discourse and i still get sausage

Psychic: *reading Putin's mind* wake up chad. listen. those feudal handmaidens are lesbians *closes buzzfeed* #thisgeneration

Iggy: *freestyles spongebob gothic*

Me: Charlie, Charlie, are you there? [uses hands as microphone] My interests are very singular. *takes a deep breath* I lo-

You: yes, you love the signs as concepts, we know, you love them so much, especially *takes a closer look at smudged writing on snout* pal gals, psychic ford rail jaundice, and nyan generous evaluation, the first meme of 2015, they’re the light of your life, we KNOW you’re a kid you’re a squid and Dick Cheney can't melt steel beams. WE GET IT

Me: There you are. (raising voice slightly to be heard) oi mate u fancy a cheeky Nando’s?

You: (at full volume) I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR OLD FACE MAGENTA 1994 JUST FUCK ME UP

*20 minutes into stealing human bones and chill*

Me: What are thoooose?

You: white and gold minion shoes *trips* *thousands of photos of Tubbs in a Down with Cis shirt eating coleslaw spill out of your pockets* what haha these aren’t- *desperately trying to gather them as more fall out* I’m holding these for someone else I swear!

Me: *shoving breadsticks into purse* I gotta go

You: okay… that sounds fake but okay

Shakira’s hips: As a lesbian… supporter who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted.

Me: Son of a

You: You are mean to me you insult me and you dont appreciate anything that i

Me: i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of.

You: Why you always lyin mmmmmm

Me: You said you found a wallet on the ground with like $1,000 dollars in it. I said bitch where? You said under all those rare Pepes. I said bitch where?

You: I McFreakin’ lost it!

Me: And quit telling everyone I’m dead!

You: Buy my silence. Permanently. For $8,000 a month, I will stop.

Me: why?

You: you gotta. JUST DO IT

Me: YOU SAW GOODY PROCTOR STEAL FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS AND DID NOTHING, TRAITOR!

You: I didn’t get no sleep ‘cause of y’all

Me: how many times must you kink shame me under my own roof? hoe don't do it

You: Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!

Me: oh my god. “not all men” you're right. Paul Blart: Mall Cop would never do this.

You: Tony, what’s good?

Me: *spits at you* effective.

Power

لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ

冗

*title card* Captain America: Civil War

[apocahipster]

2015 in a nutshell

If you’re reading this it’s too late. It was a long tiiime ago in a galaxy far, far away, and these are their stories.

Me: hello... it's me. i'm auditioning for the role of right shark and i'll be singing hotline bling. you’ve heard of rickrolls, now get ready for george glass… with a gun. Young man, I know he ate a cheese / I said, young man, Dan Nicky your JOHN CENA

Rihanna: *winks*

Glunkus: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Steve Harvey: you’re too hot, hot damn (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC management 2012©). you know who else is beautiful? zoobe.

Coppy: we are Straight Outta boc (bread of color) so have a sinnamon snoll (snail roll)!

Poot: I’m the untoasted bread discourse and i still get sausage

Psychic: *reading Putin's mind* wake up chad. listen. those feudal handmaidens are lesbians *closes buzzfeed* #thisgeneration

Iggy: *freestyles spongebob gothic*

Me: Charlie, Charlie, are you there? [uses hands as microphone] My interests are very singular. *takes a deep breath* I lo-

You: yes, you love the signs as concepts, we know, you love them so much, especially *takes a closer look at smudged writing on snout* pal gals, psychic ford rail jaundice, and nyan generous evaluation, the first meme of 2015, they’re the light of your life, we KNOW you’re a kid you’re a squid and Dick Cheney can't melt steel beams. WE GET IT

Me: There you are. (raising voice slightly to be heard) oi mate u fancy a cheeky Nando’s?

You: (at full volume) I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR OLD FACE MAGENTA 1994 JUST FUCK ME UP

*20 minutes into stealing human bones and chill*

Me: What are thoooose?

You: white and gold minion shoes *trips* *thousands of photos of Tubbs in a Down with Cis shirt eating coleslaw spill out of your pockets* what haha these aren’t- *desperately trying to gather them as more fall out* I’m holding these for someone else I swear!

Me: *shoving breadsticks into purse* I gotta go

You: okay… that sounds fake but okay

Shakira’s hips: As a lesbian… supporter who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted.

Me: Son of a

You: You are mean to me you insult me and you dont appreciate anything that i

Me: i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of.

You: Why you always lyin mmmmmm

Me: You said you found a wallet on the ground with like $1,000 dollars in it. I said bitch where? You said under all those rare Pepes. I said bitch where?

You: I McFreakin’ lost it!

Me: And quit telling everyone I’m dead!

You: Buy my silence. Permanently. For $8,000 a month, I will stop.

Me: why?

You: you gotta. JUST DO IT

Me: YOU SAW GOODY PROCTOR STEAL FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS AND DID NOTHING, TRAITOR!

You: I didn’t get no sleep ‘cause of y’all

Me: how many times must you kink shame me under my own roof? hoe don't do it

You: Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!

Me: oh my god. “not all men” you're right. Paul Blart: Mall Cop would never do this.

You: Tony, what’s good?

Me: *spits at you* effective.

Power

لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ

冗

*title card* Captain America: Civil War