#the intensifying harmony

[benisbeaaaaans]

SPOILERS FOR SPLATOON 3: SIDE ORDER

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AGENT VS. Ã̴̞G̸̰̃̈́ͅE̸̯͙̕N̷̮͇̓͝T̵͓͖͑͛̍

[gogglleskun]

I know how to get there!!!

[grapedemon]

***SPOILER FOR SIDE ORDER***

Made a drawing of one of the bosses :]

And technically my splatoon character

[gyroidroves]

I ❤️ Parallel Canon

[oracle-ade]

THE INTENSIFYING AUTISM: Parallel Creature

i havent really drawn in a while but i hope you guys like it 💜

[canon-divergence]

god 404's cringe now with her new loser simp-freind.

Yep.

guys,,,dont-

You do realize she hurt you too, right?

mhm,,,but i wanna forgive her for that!!!! she was probably under a lot of stress!!

uh-huh. sure.

Eugh. I-I'm not...feeling so good. I'm..so..tired..

shut up, 404, we're discussing something to distract ourselves from the corpse. No one cares about your emo-

[thud-noise.wav]

oh shit.

404,,!!

Damn.

[ebbnfl0w]

parallel canon (Choose your Agent 4)

[pacasan]

I'm definitely not finishing this, but have a sketch of Parallel Canon

a little bit of background: i drew this because i had a thought about the whole situation; what if parallel canon isn't 4, but she thinks she is?

If only she could get the damn mask off ...

[latenitewaffles]

OK Agent 32 Side Order drabble GO.

Agent 8 (or Shelly, as they had been told by their close friend, Matt- though, Pearl and Marina still called them Eight.) had become quite accustomed to climbing the Tower of Order at this point. Nearly halfway through all the Pallettes, the difficulty never even surpassed that of Girl Power Station, which still gave them stress dreams on occasion. They had hoped those Octolings had gotten free, but they pushed that thought to the back of their mind for now. There were other things to worry about.

Like finishing Agent 4's Pallette.

"Eight, are you with us?"

Marina's voice shook Shelly back to reality- or as close to reality as one can get in the Memverse.

"Oh, uh... yeah, Marina. I'm fine."

A flash of pink flooded Shelly's eye's- Pearl had suddenly flew right up into their face to get her battle buddy's attention.

"You better be! We're coming up on a boss floor! Yo, Rina! What floor's up next?" The drone yelled excitedly.

"Um... intensifying_harmony.floor! So you're going against the Parallel Canon next!"

Shelly froze. That boss. The one they had extreme suspicions about. The one that strangely resembled their boyfriend.

"Eight? Hello?"

"I'm fine! Let's go!"

"Ahem."

Acht's sudden noise made the group turn to them, as if they had forgotten that they were there in the first place.

"... Am I really that quiet? Whatever. Eight, if you're not feeling up to it, we can go back to the foyer or Marina can switch the boss to the Asynchronous Rondo, it's no problem."

Shelly shook their head. It's not like they had told their companions about their suspicions yet, and they didn't want them to worry... though from the looks on the other's faces, they already were.

"Seriously, it's fine. Come on Pearl, let's go beat these guys!"

"That's what I like to hear! Team Eight rides again!!"

"Well then, stay safe. Marina and I will be here keeping the elevator warm."

The elevator door opened up to the balcony, and Shelly rushed to the cage as quickly as possible. They could see the Parallel Canon in the distance, each of them getting ready to take them on. As soon as they landed, the first wave started- the pair of gray helmeted "Inklings" wasted no time trying to take down their Octoling adversary, but failed miserably as always. The second wave fared no better, each of them going down quickly thanks to the many power chips in Shelly's current Pallette. Though, strangely... the masked Inkling hadn't dropped yet. Odd, it usually comes in the second wave...

"EIGHT, WATCH IT!"

Pearl's shout managed to snap Shelly out of their trance, and just in time, too- they were almost the victim of a Triple-Splashdown. Luckily, they were able to dodge roll away, and Pearl took the Inkling down with an Inkstrike. The next 3 were splatted just as easily... which left the final one. This time, Shelly would get to actually have a look at this Inkling to see if their suspicions were true. It rode the cage and immediately used a Triple-Splashdown, and as the ink settled... Shelly got a good look at him. They'd recognize that dumb spikey hair from anywhere- it was him. Agent 4.

Archie.

Their heart jumped, and not in a good way. They had hoped that Archie had managed to stay out of this, but somehow he was sucked in too, now mindlessly serving as defense for Smollusk just as Marina was before.

"Arch-"

Splat.

He had gotten the jump on them. One life down.

"Eight?! What the heck was that?! Don't tell me you froze!" Pearl said, getting right back into Shelly's face again.

"I... that's... that Inkling, it's... Four."

"Wait. Your roommate? The one who's Pallette you're running right now?"

"Well... we're more than roommates, but..."

"YOU'RE DATING SOMEONE?!"

"That's not important right now, Pearl! Can you just help me free him like we freed Marina?"

"Of course! But we're gonna have a conversation about this later, y'hear?"

"Yeah, I know."

The ensuing fight took up the rest of Shelly's lives. Most of them were wasted trying to reason with the greyscaled Inkling, but now they had a plan. Pearl set her Killer Wail to a non-lethal level, and as soon as Archie's body was just destabilized enough, Shelly would rush in and rip the mask right off his face- it sounded just stupid enough to work. When the Killer Wail ended and the Inkling was practically melting apart, Shelly ambushed him from behind, grabbing the mask from the chin and pulling as hard as possible. Archie screamed in pain- though digitalized through a filter, Shelly knew it was him. The dense, chaotic, lovable squid they loved dearly.

"Sorry, Archie, but this is hurting me way more than it's hurting you!"

A few more tugs, and Shelly heard a click- they hoped it was something good, but the hope was momentarily dashed when Archie threw them off of him.

"What the shell are you doing, Shelly?!"

He actually spoke. Though garbled, that was him, his real self.

"Archie! It's me, don't panic, let me help!"

"Y-you're hurting me! I can do it on my own!"

"Calm down, please! Just let me get the mask off of your face!"

Archie didn't let them. He just kept pulling, and each time, the color returned to his skin and tentacles, but...

"I-I can’t... I can't get it off!! H-Help!!"

Shelly walked back over to him, and kneeled down. There were tears pouring from the red eye sockets of the mask- it was truly stuck. He tried to pull it more, but Shelly stopped him.

"Don't hurt hurt yourself, Archie. It's going to be alright."

They kissed him on the forehead of the metal mask, and it finally fell off. His colors were back to normal, and the greyscaling had been undone. The Tower seemed to count that as a victory, and on the platform behind them, the locker key formed.

But that could wait. Despite Pearl's protests, Shelly comforted Archie in their arms, both soaked head to toe in ink.

It was surprisingly nice.

"Thanks..."

"You're welcome."

"Don't let me go."

"I won't."

[excitedzombie-477]

RAAAH HIIIIIIII

ITS 477 WITH A GRAND SPANKIN NEW ACC!!! YIPPEEE!!!!!!!!!

@diaphanous-singularity

CMERE BAEE!!!! LETS MATCH!!

[ika-archieves]

springfest if it was actually good /j

[ghostly-idiot]

OH BUDDY DO I HAVE THE AU FOR YOU LOL

(i am literally obsessed with all the canons lmao)

i am the canon divergence lady @agent-marusankisser was yappin about. you can find some posts about it on this blog and the designated rp blog i made for it!! @canon-divergence

yes this is advertising and no i will not apologize (/j) (apology vid soon /j)

pal i get that the parallel canon boss "leader" is basically agent 4 but PLEASE give the other ones respect. please pay attention to them too. they're also there. you fight them too. they're just as cute as 'four'. please guys they're so fucking adorable i'm actually tired of them getting ignored

[sleepingsquids]

TBI (TBInkling) as named by my friend

[butchosprey]

Side Order didn't let me have enough lesbian angst 😔

[art-making-grat]

[canon-divergence]

watchtower thingy!!!

i liek its singing!!!!

it sings ebb and flow AND bomb rush blush (my fav song from those squid cousin ppl!!!!)

i liek to sit and hear it sing!!! tho if it starts freaking out i get scared and run,,,