#the intended outcome of these writers sometimes I swear good gravy Marie

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Match Game ‘76 Episode 796 Question: Lester played a trick on his wife and switched her birth control pills with Bayer aspirin. Nine months later she gave birth to a six-pound _____.

Contestant and the rest of the panel answer headache

Fannie: Well. Let me tell you. I take this game literally. Now, when she found out what he’d done, see, she killed him, so she gave birth to an orphan.

Audience and panel dying laughing.

Gene: Now! Very good, my dear. Now I will tell you what I was laughing about over there. Because you see I proofread these things just to make sure there are no typographical errors, and a couple hours ago when I was proofreading it, they said everybody’s gonna say, “…switch your birth control pills with Bayer aspirin, and 9 months later she gave birth to a 6-pound bear.” But nobody said it!!! 😂