#the insy bitsy spider

[tatatale]

hey. what if Insans met a Muffet variant at some point who misheard "Insy" as "Eensy" and started calling him that

like, she thought for whatever reason that he was from a role-shuffle AU that put him in her role. she has absolutely no evidence for this beyond the nickname. she's not even remembering the nursery rhyme correctly, it's the *itsy bitsy* spider, but apparently her world has some Mandela Effect nonsense going on and that's just how that goes as far as anyone there remembers.

anyway it catches on and now he can't make people stop calling him Eensy, and/or Itsy, and/or the even more condescending Bitsy

Hahaha that would be cute ≧▽≦)

[kidsongsbookid-blog]

The Isty Bitsy Spider | Kid Songs | Nursery Rhymes | English Songs | BooKid

[englishsongskid-blog]

The Isty Bitsy Spider | Kid Songs | Nursery Rhymes | English Songs | BooKid

[baihattienganhchokids-blog]

The Isty Bitsy Spider | Kid Songs | Nursery Rhymes | English Songs | BooKid

[potatoknitsmysteriouscoinkidink]

Todays song was ‘itsy little spider’ and then ‘insy winsy spider’ , I’m pretty sure it’s itsy bitsy spider but I’m not gonna tell her that oh and each time she sang the song it was further away from the original

As far as I can tell my nieces alphabet goes A B C D 2 F G H I J K ella ella P Q R S T U V W X 9 and Y . and she was singing this very loudly for a long time before declaring she doesn’t like the alphabet song anymore and started singing some song about a guy dying