hey. what if Insans met a Muffet variant at some point who misheard "Insy" as "Eensy" and started calling him that
like, she thought for whatever reason that he was from a role-shuffle AU that put him in her role. she has absolutely no evidence for this beyond the nickname. she's not even remembering the nursery rhyme correctly, it's the *itsy bitsy* spider, but apparently her world has some Mandela Effect nonsense going on and that's just how that goes as far as anyone there remembers.
anyway it catches on and now he can't make people stop calling him Eensy, and/or Itsy, and/or the even more condescending Bitsy
Hahaha that would be cute ≧▽≦)
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