#the incantation just happens to be 2k words of twark sex

[miniscrew-anon]

“I can’t believe we’re really doing this”

It’s said with a fair amount of fear and disbelief but also a twinge of excitement. Twilight can’t say he’s ever engaged in much mischief growing up but he’s had his fair share of dumbassery with his friends. Playing with the electrified fences, racing tractors, shooting cans with a pea shooter. The usual country shit.

But nothing like this.

(Twark breaks in an IKEA and fucks on the display furniture. That’s it. That’s the fic.)

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@st0rmyskies

SO I HEAR SOMEONE NEEDS SOME CHEERING UP, EY?

AND SOMEONE MISSES TWARK, EY?

Well here! Take some of this! *throws dirty filthy smut at you*