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[jbbuckybarnes]

Zerfall - 6/14

Pairing: Bucky x named!Reader (Agent Andromeda) Summary: After Hydra drops virus bombs in 7 major American cities in the height of summer, the team is locked in their emergency bunker for weeks. The virus commonly called the Summer Poison successfully brought the infrastructure to a halt in all big cities. When the virus slowly starts burning itself out SHIELD Agents and Avengers are sent out to bring back order into the cities and the international relationships. Not without hurdles. Warnings for this chapter: Pandemic, crime, canon typical violence, flirting, picturing killing as a positive thing, weird grammar. Not beta read. **Image credit goes to Ubisoft.

Zerfall Masterlist || M a s t e r l i s t

You’d been walking for about half a block when you were yanked towards a bus to hide behind. “There’s five of them, northeast,” he whispered and got the AR off his back. You scanned the area, “It’s not five. It’s 8, great,” you mumbled. “I go left, you go right,” he ordered and after a little countdown by hand you slowly sneaked your way from car to car until you were both close enough. You took the safety off two pistols before looking over and nodding. Both of you came out of your covers in perfect sync, killing 5 of them instantly. Three of them run to get cover and you ran EADA again to know where all of them were exactly. An easier thing to do if you had those damn contact lenses. “Damn agents!” One of them yelled. “Shut up, whiny baby,” you yelled back, getting out of cover in time to land a perfect headshot. “The Vultures will come for you, bitch!” Another one yelled. “Sorry, can’t hear you over how good I’ll land a headshot on you.” You smirked and landed the next one in sync with Bucky. “Don’t call my partner a bitch,” he said before walking to the cover of the last one, grabbing him with his metal arm and holding him up. “Help us or die,” he growled up at the young man. “No,” he croaked before going unconscious and being thrown onto the floor and hit in the heart by another shot. “I see, you like a little bit of the drama too.” You chuckled before helping him search through their weapons and ammunition. “Always.” He grinned over, picking up a few cartridges of ammo and chugging them into his bag on the back of his tactical belt. “Let’s get going then. We need to get to a safe house today.” You smiled and cut the dog tags off the dead bodies that had them. His brow went up, “Wanna count how many people betrayed their country. And maybe these come in handy if they have a boss that actually cares about them.” “Forget it, only psychopaths would start something like this.” He kicked the man that had insulted her earlier. It seemed to really annoy him. Maybe it was just his 40s brain that wanted the respect for a woman, cause he definitely had a foul mouth in the army and didn’t expect her to not curse like a sailor. He actually was kinda excited about that part for some reason.

On the way to the safe house you came across some groups of three, taking them down easily in less than a few seconds. You were already starting to work in perfect sync when it came to combat. You made note of the buildings that were clearly guarded and when you got to the Consulate General of Mexico you made note of all the guards and scanned the area. 12 people that you could see and scan for. “Guarding duty is the most boring thing ever.” One of them mumbled to the other and you looked over at Bucky who winked back at you while getting a grenade from his belt. “Hm, at least it isn’t patrolling.” Something clinked onto the floor in between the two guards on the left and the one on the right. Before they could even start a word there was an explosion and you got out your AR and he got out his. “Showtime.” you grinned while taking aim at all the suddenly alert and confused guards. One, two, three, four, five, all dead in less than a minute. 4 left in their cover. Bucky took the marksman rifle from his back and aimed up at where they were hiding. Hitting them with astonishing accuracy, hearing a thud after each one. “Wow, that was impressive, Barnes,” you said surprised at the actual level of skill he had from his tortured years. “Glad I can use it for good now,” he answered as if he was able to read your thoughts at that moment. “I’m glad too.” You smiled over at him before you both stormed into the building, checking for more guards inside and taking 4 out with silencers on your pistols or a knife into their throat. “I really got the best agent as a partner, huh?” He grinned as you walked toward a safety door. “I guess you do.” You grinned back before hacking the door open. As he wanted to close the door behind you, you gestured him to stop. “Loot the dudes outside and bring as much of the weapons and ammo inside of here for other agents,” you ordered him and got a serious nod back. Your eyes scanned the room for a laptop or computer with a drive attached to it and after a while of looking around you found it. “Gotcha.” You smirked hacking your way through the information, downloading it onto your EADA. While it was doing that you finally took the backpack that was sitting in a locker and went through it. “Finally.” You breathed out exhausted, getting a look from Bucky that was just dumping some guns into the room. You got out the SAID agent vest that was going to regenerate by itself and put it around your chest. Then you made a dig through the side pockets for the contact lenses, getting another weirded out look from your partner. “What the hell are you doing?” He finally spoke out what went through his head. “These link up to the watch and I can see where enemies are hiding and where friendlies are if they fight with us. I also have a scope attachment that can do that if you ever need that,” you explained to him with a proud smile on your face. He shook his head grinning, “You’re a nerd.” After you got both of your backpacks situated into one and everything was done with your equipment, you wandered back to the computer that had finished with the drive a few minutes before. “Holy shit,” you muttered at the screen and Bucky’s steps led next to you. “The red parts are enemy bases, the symbols above them are the factions of enemies, these are the shadow zones in dark purple and...there we have a settlement, a big one.” You pointed at the library closer to the Empire State Building, about two blocks down from where you were currently situated. He looked up from the map with a hopeful face directly at you, “Then let’s get there and help those people.” If there was one thing you had already learned about him, it was that he wanted nobody to suffer from something Hydra did to them and he’d do anything to help people right now.

“Why do I have the feeling that this day will be a long one?” He speculated while you walked down the first block. “Well, we’ll get a ton of new information on the current situation from them. That’s gonna be pushing us from now on, ain’t it?” You smiled at the road ahead. “Guess you’re right. I’m just afraid we can’t help that much,” he mumbled. “We can, don’t get into your own head about it.” Your hand landed on his shoulder. “I try.” He gave you a soft smile of appreciation. “I mean, key points of enemies to take over seems like a lot of fun to me if all of them are this bad at their job.” You giggled. “They are the worst, aren’t they?” He laughed. “Horrible, Bucky. Absolutely horrible.” You chuckled and then both of you calmed down again and went back into Avengers mode. “Check every backpack you find on the way, Bucky. They might need what’s in there,” you told him, knowing there might be tech, textiles and other things in them. They were everywhere on the side of the streets and in house entrances. By the dawn both of you finally reach the settlement, visible from afar by the guard towers and big gates they made with trucks and billboards. You saw them aim at both of you for a while before you heard someone yell and the weapons went down. “He yelled to get their boss.” Bucky translated next to you. “Thanks, super hearing dork.” You nudged him and had an arm on the small of your back a second later. “Probably a vet. I bet on it.” He looked down at you, feeling oddly protective towards you because of a possibly very stressed out military man. “He’ll have to follow my lead tho. It’s my specialty to unapocalypse.” You heard him chuckle as a few guards came towards you. “So good to see you, Agent. Hello, Mr. Barnes.” A young man welcomed you. “We’re glad we finally found you.” You smiled at them and scanned their equipment for a second. “Our Captain will be glad to finally see you too.” A girl smiled and nudged her head towards the gate. “A Captain, not bad.” Bucky nudged you as you walked in. “Probably the only reason this is still holding up. Let’s be honest, Buck,” you said looking around while walking into the library part of the building. What was a museum before was now used as a home. The bookshelves were freed from their glass casing. There were beds all around and a corner with food and water. “It’s probably nice to have all these books to distract you. Especially for the children,” you mumbled before a big door opened.

A big bulky man came through the door, not as scary as Bucky could look, but intimidating enough to keep this place together, you assumed. “Agent! Sergeant! Richard Davis. Nice to finally see you. What took so long?” He laughed and shook hands with both of you. “Stark didn’t let us out of his bunker until it was safe enough and some idiots were guarding the place our safe house was in. How’s it going here and where do you need the most help?” He chuckled, “That list is long. I did as much as possible with my Air Force and Agent background to train the men and women around here, but it’s only enough to defend this place and get the occasional food. We need as many buildings as possible around here cleared to have more supplies to make this a self-sufficient little tribe. We thankfully have the doctor's office across the street occupied but we need more stuff to make this a solid foundation. The school around the corner on 35th is still full of Vulture idiots. Could you clear that up? Would definitely earn complete trust from the skeptics here.” He looked around in the room. “With a bit of ammo and help from a few of your people, we can do that in about...30 minutes.” You looked up from your watch and saw a surprised but happy face. “I’ll get my men ready. Patricia? Show them where they can find ammo and other weapons.”

About 45 minutes later you were surrounding the school, EADA scanning the surroundings for anyone and anything. “You all stay back and let us do the main work, understood?” You looked back at the amateur shooters. “Yes, Agent.” One of them whispered. “Bucky?” You looked over and he looked up, “Go.” He took down two men with silenced guns, then gave another one a knife and kicked the fourth one into the next bush. It was magnificent to watch him do all of this with no sound coming from him. “That’s not a Sergeant. That’s a General, my dear.” Captain Davis watched the almost beautiful choreography of kills in front of him. “He’s something, isn’t he?” You grinned before getting up and following Bucky through the door he had opened up. “Getting the hallway safe, then you can do the rooms with your shotguns. Be safe,” you whispered into the earpiece. “Got it.”

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Zerfall - 10/14

Pairing: Bucky x named!Reader (Agent Andromeda) Summary: After Hydra drops virus bombs in 7 major American cities in the height of summer, the team is locked in their emergency bunker for weeks. The virus commonly called the Summer Poison successfully brought the infrastructure to a halt in all big cities. When the virus slowly starts burning itself out SHIELD Agents and Avengers are sent out to bring back order into the cities and the international relationships. Not without hurdles. Warnings for this chapter: Pandemic, crime, canon typical violence, flirting, acts of terror, weird grammar. Not beta read. **Image credit goes to Ubisoft.

Zerfall Masterlist || M a s t e r l i s t

On your last sick day you got the message that the west side of Brooklyn is safe for the most part. The bridge between the fully hazardous Staten Island and Brooklyn was being downed and you felt those explosions while sitting on the deck of the tower. Magnolia had worked towards the Bronx in the previous 4 days. The rest of New York City had caught up with the work of Bucky and you. You knew that the Randalls Island mission was close and knowing that, you got in a good workout at the end of the day and cleaned all your weapons. Your first day was slow but productive. You walked to the settlement together, the street was cleared, the entrances to the side streets mostly closed down with cars and trucks, two guards on the ones that had openings. Seeing the settlement from afar surprised you. More platforms, more people. more plants and more lights surrounding it. You entered the library in awe. Better blankets, new pillows, a bigger stash of weapons and ammunition and on the roof there were tons of plants being planted. “Hey, Agent.” Captain Davis walked towards you with a happy face. “Nice little garden you have there, Davis.” You smiled up at him. “Thanks to you two.” He looked at both of you and you looked at Bucky that had a big proud smile on his face. “Then let’s go through a good high-rise building. Get some more food and crafting material.” You smile at Richard. “Sounds great. Give us 30 minutes.”

“I got information that a group of Eagles plans to team up with Outcasts from Rikers Island to storm Randalls Island,” Magnolia confirmed your thought process in the daily evening conference call. “Then we need to just ambush them. Magnolia, Bronx, Wanda, Bucky, Me, civilian militia groups. C’mon we can easily overpower them AND get the island. Just let us fight the Outcasts instead of the civilians doing that part. We just need to get them in Astoria Park.” You shrugged with a challenging smirk. “You need to make one of those giant plans then, Andromeda.” Magnolia smiled back through the hologram. “You in?” You looked at Agent Zeta and Agent Bee. “Let’s fuck em up,” Zeta grumbled while flipping her knife. “Hell yeah. We have that, we'll have a new hub.” Bee answered. “The tower, the island, the settlements. Let’s make it a good one,” you said before getting out a board to plan on. “Magnolia, Wanda and Bee come to Astoria Park and try to intercept them. Zeta comes from the top to the island and I come from the west. We will get the NYPD building from both sides before coming straight towards you if you still need our help after that’s done,” you explained on your New York City map with different markers. “Sounds good. Let’s get into the details and what we know of the DTF there and the Eagles and Outcast situation,” Magnolia answered your explanation. “The DTF will have tons of weapons in that NYPD base. The Outcasts should only be fought with masks on since they might have the virus so you let the civilians fight the Eagles. They are pretty clear to differentiate. We should start before noon with this, 10am sounds best. How you coordinate your people is absolutely your thing, I trust you.” You put down the facts and ideas. “Be in contact from 9am then,” Zeta said. “See and hear you all tomorrow. Get some good sleep.” You said goodnight and went to bed immediately after the call.

The next day you got ready in your full SAID suit and equipment again. You packed 4 instead of the usual 3 weapons. You packed less food and more medication for the big fight. More grenades and more knives. You helped Bucky put his hair back and gave him the scope attachment that functioned like your contact lenses. “You’ll need it.” You looked at him serious. “Thanks, Meda.” He gave you a fond smile. “Let’s go,” you said grabbing his shoulder and had his arm around your waist in seconds. “Andromeda, you ready?” “Yeah. On my signal, Zeta,” you said to the ear piece. You got closer to the building, scanning it, whispering, “That’s a lot.” “I go left, you go right. But first-” he whispered close to your ear getting out his marksman rifle. “Going in, Zeta,” you whispered. You sneaked your way forward to the closest you could go without being seen or losing the surprise effect. “Take out their backs,” you whispered into the comm device. You saw two guards falling to the floor and two more on the upper level go down. You threw two grenades at the entrance area, the second they blew up you went for your pistols and saw Bucky change to his AR. You had the advantage of there being only two ways people could leave the house towards you. It was hard to fight these more trained people but that little flaw made it easier. “Zeta?” You yelled and saw a man in cover falling to the floor. “A little help?” She asked into the comm. You looked at Bucky and you stormed forward behind him shielding you from bullets. “Surprise.” You smiled shooting a man into the shoulder and chest. “Get Down!” Zeta yelled and you both threw yourself to the floor and saw the laser grenade cut through the room one meter above the floor. “Damn, gotta get me one of those.” Bucky muttered looking up at the red rug over him. “Clear!” Zeta yelled again and the laser vanished and you stood up going through the rest of the room. “Clear!” Bucky yelled. “Clear!” You said and the bottom floor was done. “Militia can come in and occupied this damn house,” you grumbled into the communication device now. “Um, we could need your help. It’s a lot.” You heard from Magnolia immediately after. You looked at each other in the hallway and nodded before running towards Astoria park. Wanda’s magic was visible from further away and you knew that wasn’t a good sign. Your little team planted strategic explosions along the island to make nobody backstab you with the civilian militia perfectly coming in and helping you.

When you finally arrive in Astoria park you see the nastiest view in a good few days. The amount of Eagles and infected outcasts was intense. Even with tons of armed civilians, they were slowly starting to get overpowered. Wanda threw tons into the water that was impossible to get out of with the high walls build left and right to protect the houses surrounding it. Magnolia was killing any Outcasts coming too close to the civilians while Bee defended her from further behind. “Give ‘em hell.” You looked left and right getting out your AR. Getting the surprise effect was definitely helping in getting the enemy numbers down. You were getting rid of Outcast after Outcast and it started to look manageable again, but you weren’t expecting a counter surprise attack. There was a little drone flying over the park and dropping close to you. Bucky grabbed you and lunged for cover just in time. “Drone Strike by Dark Task Force incoming,” EADA said. You blew the hair out of your face, “Yeah, that came a little too late.” “They probably notified their outside teams,” you mumbled up at the giant protecting you. “Agent down!” Bee yelled and you somehow made your way out from under Bucky in seconds and making a line towards Magnolia laying on the ground, blood all over her. “Shit,” you muttered getting out all the medication you had. “Stay with us, will you?” Bee mumbled scanning her. “No vital organs hit.” The watch answered. “Great, get shit on her wounds.” You hurried the others. Everyone that wasn’t guarding you was getting wounds clear and covered them with pressure. “Agent stable.” You all collectively exhaled, “Thank god.” “Get her to the next safe zone,” you ordered and Wanda nodded with a serious and concerned face. “And the rest, get the island secured. They might have reinforcements coming.” You turned around. In 30 minutes you had killed anyone that was left and had everything cleared and hacked through.

After the island was secured on all bridges, especially the one to Brooklyn and Queens, you just sank into a couch in the NYPD building. “Damn Dark Task Force.” A knife lands in the wall. “Hey, we already have half of New York back. She’ll survive and we’ll destroy the shadow zones in that time.” Bucky walked over to you. “Won’t EMP’s mess with your arm?” You looked up at him. “Maybe with the calibration, but a few millimeters in knife fights won’t make a difference. Sniping won’t be a thing in those zones either. Your neat little friend probably locates that EMP before we even get in there.” He pointed at your watch. “Guess you’re right. We also have Roosevelt Island now by the way. The other civilians went for that one.” You grinned. “Nice, only Lower Manhattan left.” He sat down next to you. “If we keep going like this we might actually need to help Steve and Nat in D.C.” A laugh escaped you. “We only need Magnolia to live and this is an easy win in the next 3 weeks,” he speculated. “Nice job, Barnes,” you said after a while smiling to him next to you. “You planned it, Andromeda.” He gave you a fond smile.