#the idea that Fife saw either Colin Bridgerton or Penelope Featherington one day and was just like “lifelong enemy acquired” | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

vocallywritten · 7 days ago

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The deleted scene is so funny like, I'm sorry, but some woman comes sauntering up to Colin like, "I bet you could take care of me." And Colin replies, "I think it's clear you can take care of yourself, now if you'll excuse me, I have some brooding to do about my future wife, who I love."

And fucking LEAVES lol.

And I'm sorry what do you MEAN Fife sent the woman over to "test" Colin, betting that he would cheat??? Why is Fife secretly a super villian but only to Colin and Penelope? And why didn't we see more of that?

#fife has some kind of beef with either Colin or Penelope and we will probably never know why #but it is extremely funny #the idea that Fife saw either Colin Bridgerton or Penelope Featherington one day and was just like “lifelong enemy acquired”#meanwhile Penelope barely thinks about him and Colin moved on from his toxic bachelor squad SO fast #fife in a super villian meeting #talking about how he can take Polin down #meanwhile everyone in his friend group is increasingly put off by this behavior #damn it now I want to write something about this #bridgerton #polin #Penelope Featherington #Colin Bridgerton #lord fife

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