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anotherpapercut · 2 years ago

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I know this married couple who are already super fucking goddamn annoying and terrible but recently the wife became a fucking ABA therapist and the husband has enrolled in business school lmfao. they are about to be the most annoying couple in America

#screaming lmao #i am not going to be able to be around them anymore. ill lose it #i already could barely handle it #the wife: hmm i think i will start abusing children for money (dw tho. they told her they 'dont do the controversial stuff' 😒)#the husband: well i dont want to be outdone! ill get a business degree!#they are both actual and genuine predators and all around shitty people. they are not my friends.#i only have to see them bc theyre friends w my best friend

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