#the grind..... its almost 9 am i busted my ass

[moondoodles]

cjc week Day 4-  Kiss

[reefer-reelz-n-reviews]

Evolution 2001

First movie. Evolution.

Bowl: Heart Eyes, courtesy of my friend Debz

This is something that I've seen a lot. Like I mean a lot a lot. I've watched countless times with my family.

One of probably the only things I have in common with my siblings is that we are part of an addiction, an addiction to movies. This happens to be one of the ones we watched on a semi regular basis and could probably repeat in my sleep.

Something random, I named my hamster after David Duchovny's character in this movie. Yupp, his name was Ira Cane. I also named my dog as Ian Somerhalder's character in his earlier role of Boone in Lost. This one was longer, is name was Boone Ian Somerhalder *Insert my last name here*

Of course none of this really has to deal with the movie, but what do you expect from a blog starting with the word reefer lol!

And already munchie lol. Time for one of the chocolate Christmas tree cakes

This is one of my favorite Orlando Jones movies also. He cracks me up! "God gave you two god damn hands for a reason!"

You ever wonder what some actors think about when they're filing. Like during a certain part, say when Orlando Jones walks behind David D shaking his hips all crazy. Like Orlando, my man, how did you not cry laughing every time?! Like I would be busting out! But I guess that's why you're the actor!

Insert fear factor candidate! Wearing open toe heels in a cave you know nothing about having flat worms just crawling around your toes. NO THANK YOU NADINE!

Side note, I don't think I would want to live around that much sand. I sure like grass, maybe not the bugs that come with it, but still. I really hate sand. Like almost Anakin in Star Wars level of hate of sand. Same thing he says, IT GETS EVERYWHERE, impossible to get rid of.

Oh Julianne, you're so goregous! And I love EVERYTHING you're in! 13 ghosts, love it. Crazy Stupid Love with Steve Carrell, another great movie!

I can't tell you how long it took me to understand why David D was saying fruit basket to the general, like wow 0.0 and then I couldn't tell it was his ass on the windshield also for a sad amount of time. I'd like to point out I was 9 when the movie came out and was raised in a very Christian household so I was/still am oblivious to some sexual innuendos and such. But I sure as hell make enough jokes myself! LOL!

My favorite part is about to come up. Orlando is about to get a bug in his body and need to have it removed from his ass! "I'd like an ice cream please" -OJ, "Yeah, what flavor?" -JM, "It doesn't matter. It's for my ass" -OJ. As weird as it sounds, my husband quote that the most. It's also a favorite of his!

"There's ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!"

Sean William Scott is great in this as well. Can't forget about him. Stifler, the man himself! He was in a movie with The Rock called The Run Down, also another family and hubby favorite lol!

Hope you can get the point now about what this blog is about, because this is pretty much what you're gonna get. I really am stoned and typing what I think while watching this movie.

Hubby is grinding me more bud, and I'm munching again, this time on some cookies.

This lady about to get bit! like basically lose a finger from this alien. I couldn't imagine. OUCH! "We don't have a damn dog." He is nothing close to a dog, like at all lady. Fucking buzzard tongue looking mother fucker. Then it just deflates. Like wtf

So, you think that just saying to a cop "he shouldn't have touched it," several times he would just let you in?

The alien is about to give birth now, UGH its like a big loogie! Its oxygen tolerant and heads straight to a mall. How do you lose a 20ft bird in a mall? Well we sure know how to get it back, ask Sean William Scott to sing You are so Beautiful. "Rub some funk on it."

"So what do you want light meat or dark?"

My favorite song from the movie, Play Some Funky Music by Wild Cherry. Now I'm not as strong with music as I am with Movies and actors. I just had to google that so sorry if it's wrong, it was The Google! It lied to me!

Enter Dan Aykroyd! Love him too! Ghostbusters, of course another favorite, though honestly I only like the first one and the remake with my favorite Melissa Macarthy! "What the Fuzzy No Nose Chimp?"

"Haven't you noticed how shiny and flake free our hair is?" Who would have thought the solution to this movie was Head and Shoulders. Like so far off the wall am I right? And then using a fire truck to hose it down with. Feel so bad for OJ having to get covered in it and getting sucked up into a butt. Like who else can say they did that in a movie?

And sure, who wouldn't want to fuck after getting farted on by a giant ass hole lol! I mean I get the endorphins burning and what not, but they were still covered in shampoo and probably guts. I would not want to get that in my vajay!

And this brings us to the end of our movie and review! Hope you've enjoyed my randomness!

Till next time

-RRR

[megalatenightgangstuff-blog]

chubby girls need love too(part three)Billie Eilish fanfiction

i pull into Jacksons drive way all happy and ready to party. i run up the stairs and rang the door bell the door opened to reveal the birthday girl himself “hey clown” i jokingly insult him “hey ugly” he says back.We quickly hug before he follows me to my moms car to grab my stuff and his present. “what time is everyone coming over” i ask as we step into his sweet smelling home. “8-9″ jackson replies.that should be plenty of time to get ready. as soon as i made it jackson's room i dragged out several outfits to choose from my makeup and my hair products. jackson comes in the room with the speaker and with his clothes and makeup we go into the bathroom and set up our hit once everything is et up and we got a good playlist on i tell him to close his eyes and i hop into the shower. we are singing along together as he does his makeup and i'm washing my body and hair.once im out with my satin robe on and a cotton tshirt for my hair. i pat my face dry and moisturize when “fuck dat nigga” by citygirls comes on me a jackson give eachother that look and we start dancing crazy. when youngmiamies part comes on i throw my foot on the counter and start popping my ass to the beat. ”ayye aye aye aye!��� Jackson starts to yell hyping me up so i stick my tongue out and really kill thatshit. before i knew it me a jackson are rapping with jt’s part when the song ends we start laughing. i walk in bathroom to get my highlight off jacksons bed when i see the time 8:38!!!!” Jackson!” i yell busting into the bathroom jackson jumps out of shock “what?” he says annoyed. “its eight forty!” panic flashes across his face “sit down bitch lets gets this face beat” he says as i laugh and sit on the toilet.

-Jacksons house in Wilson point 9:56-

Half the house was full of teenagers from our high school. Jackson had put locks on the most important rooms in the house for privacy reasons. i was wearing stretchy black biker shorts and a white tube top covered in little red cherries and i had on a halter top lace bralette under the tube top my hair was out and curly parted to the side. for shoes i just put on my black and white adida superstars. the current music playing was trap i was just jumping around like everyone else when i two enormous hands grab my hips and “no guidance by chris brown” comes opn so me and whoever is behind me are grinding on each other. My body is being jerked around to the beat of this song. i didn't know where Jackson was but i'm sure he was having fun. teh slow, sexy mood is changed when “walk em like a dog” comes on by saucey santana. all the little hoes and thots in the corners of the house start twerking and dancing on they're girlfriends or boyfriends a smile crosses my face when i hear jackson call my name from across the house, we make eye contact and rushes over we both start twerking our asses off. when a circle gathers around us i feel multiple people slapping my butt as i pop off same goes for Jackson. everybody's doing their thing when suddenly the music stops and a sad indie song comes on. confusion spreads across the room and when i look up i see non other than the black hair goddess herself. Billie-fucking-eilish.

POV:Billie 

i couldn't stop thinking about her. she was so cute and chubby, her hair looked so soft and bouncy, i didn't even get her name.i hear a knock on my door”its open” i yell when the dorropends and i see my brother finneas “hey billie, we found a party is going on a couple of miles away from here a kid from you high school is throwing it” he says “i don't really care to much for par-

“the girl you've been looking for is gonna be there” finneas says cutting me off despite me being a little pissed off i just nod “be ready to drop me off in ten” i say as i start to get ready, but finneas still hasn't left my room “what?” i snap

“you know word around is that shes been getting info on you” he says smirking i stood there a bit shocked, how the hell did such a nobody get info on me? “get out” i say on last time.

-Wilson pointe, Jacksons house-

The music is busting out of the house and there's a skinny blonde chick puking in the grass off the porch i resist the urge to flirt because my mind is set on finding my curly headed cutie, once i walk into the party there's an up beat trap song on and literally everyone is in a huge circle hyping someone up in middle obviously. i push my way through the crowd to see a dark skinned teenage boy with curly black hair bouncing his ass and right next to him was the one and only light eyed angle from the back to school bash. she was wearing extremely adorable but revealing clothing she had was going off shaking her ass with her tongue out. she looked so hot, as she twerked her boobs bounce. i soon got distracted by the sight of almost every girl and guy ion the circle around my angle and this guy were slapping their asses which for some reason got me worked up. i rushed my way up to the music and quickly put on some indie soundcloud artist. the circle soon dissolved and i smirked when my angle looked up from her stance and made eye contact with me. A look of nervousness crossed her face as she grabbed the teenage boy beside her and ran up stairs, i laughed to myself. that was the cutest thing i've ever seen. me being the persistent fucker i am followed them up the steps the hallway was absolutely crowed with a bunch of grinding teens, so i jut patiently wait in the hallway.

-20 minutes later-

the boy comes out of the bathroom yanking on my angels arm trying to pull her out, she stumbles out of the bathroom looking nervous she scurries into the corner of the hallway and pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through something as the boy walks away and down the steps. this is the only chance i'm going to get. i tell myself, i walk toward her and she still hasn't noticed me so i lean down and whisper in her ear “i heard you were looking for me” i see her i eyes go wide and she turns to me shyly, the mood immediately changes as she straightens her back and speaks up”m-m-maybe i was” she says. that was hilarious and i burst into a fit. she pushes past me and tries to walk away not before i grab her wrist and pull her into the room closest to me.”whats your deal?” she snaps” you cant just pull people around like dolls!” she snatches her wrist out of my hand as baby tears form on her lash line.oh my god she's about cry! shit! “hey,hey im sorry really, ill keep that in mind” i say trying to reassuring and apologetic at the sane time. She looks up at my with her bright brown eyes.”whats your name” i say looking stupidly lost in her beautiful bright brown eyes.”its willow” she says quietly almost like shes ashamed or maybe just shy. “that's a beautiful name” i say trying to lift her spirits “sorry about your shirt” she says smiling. “what shirt?” i say forgetful, “the one from the school party” she says jogging my memory. “maybe you could make up for it by spending some time with me” i say suggestively walking closer to her. “what do you mean” she replies backing away from me” you know what i mean” i smirk as she falls onto the bed, i reach into my pocket and pull out the weed ”smoke with me” i say creating a cute plot twist. The scared look on her face melts into a smile as she starts laughing, “sure,why not” she says patting the spot next to her.

[blackrosesfanfic]

Chapter 200

Cammie

I walk out of the bathroom of the plane. We were about to take off. I'm glad that we are flying in the private jet. I like not being with other people. People staring and acting all suspicious. Trey lays back in the chair then turn the TV on. I pumped while we were taking off. By the time we got to the plane my breast were full. I couldn't take another second of it.

"How much milk you got?"

"Tremaine, its going to be hard to leave my baby again."

He nods. "I know, Bae. Just when you see that little face and he gets used to you being there you have to leave again. He is always mad with me for my absence but he don't understand how to stay mad."

"Awh." I say hugging him. "Well its a good thing he doesn't say mad."

"I'll be glad when I can take him with me next year."

"Lane will be school ready next year."

Trey shakes his head. "He not going to school at 4. There's no need when he so smart already. I already looked it up. All we got to do is help him identify numbers, letters, and shapes. He won't miss out."

"Really, Tremaine?"

"Really. He don't need school til he 5."

I chuckle. "Okay, man of the house. Your call but know that when you say we it includes you and not a tutor."

"Of course. I understand that."

"Okay, just making sure we on the same page."

"Jayla..." Trey says siting up. "Jay, can I be honest with you?"

I get up and sit closer to him. "I think I'm a big girl. Try it."

He sighs. "I'm not feeling... Like."

"Say it. If its hard... I promise I won't get mad. I want to talk about stuff that is hard to say. That was my whole point at home."

"Yeah." he nods. "I haven't cheated on you. This not about that... I mean."

"Did you?" I say a little sad.

"No."

I exhale. Damn I don't know how I would take that right now. He rubs my thigh. I wanted to smack it off of me and tell him to fucking say what he had to say. He stops rubbing my thigh and looks at me.

"I don't feel the energy we used to have. It feels strained now. Like we forcing this to work. Maybe we shouldn't have gotten married so fast."

I exhale for real this time. I thought it would be something worst. I shrug my shoulders.

"We broke up, didn't fix shit, got back together, went through a difficult pregnancy... I mean when have we had time to fix shit? When has it been about us?"

"Thank you." he says then smiles.

I smile at him. "What do you want different?"

"I want to miss you like I missed you after our week together. I want to miss fucking you, holding, and having a good time with you. This married shit is depressing."

"It's not marriage that's depressing it's the things happening in our life, Tremaine. We didn't have two boys in 2012. We didn't have to respect each other. We were together one week. It was hot it was new. We got to create that energy. That was real."

"Yeah."

I straddle him. "How about this? I know it's me. I cry and I whine. I pout and I ignore you. I'll let Lane cry for me. I'll let Caden miss me. Only until we get back where we want to be. I'm not going more than 2 days without my infant. And we not going 2 days without each other. No matter where I got to fly to get to you."

He smiles really hard. He just nods his head. I kiss him. This man is something else. I hated every word that came out of my mouth. This is going to be physically exhausting for me but if it takes that to make him happy and to make him stay committed to this marriage then fuck it. I just have to be spread out for the next 3 or 4 months. April will be more than willing to keep Caden at her house. She won't have a problem with that at all.

"So rules."

"You always got some damn rules." Trey chuckles.

I take my shirt off. "No arguing. None. We act like fucking adults and talk about shit before it gets to an argument. If you have a break say 3 days we are home in Atlanta with both boys. No exceptions. I want flowers and chocolate when I am spending time with my boys and not you. What do you want?"

"Phone sex."

"Phone sex?"

He nods. "Yeah. Video sex."

I laugh. "Okay, Tremaine fine. What else?"

"I have nothing for now. I can add shit if I like."

"You see my titties and all you think about is sex. I'll send you letters to your hotel room. Wake up calls and daily reminders. So I'll still be there."

He nods rubbing his hand over my body. I stand up and turn in a circle as I take my clothes off. He sits up to the edge of the chair and glide his fingertips over my skin as I turn. I exhale as I stop in front of him completely naked. He runs his hand up the side of my body. I step up close to him putting my body on his. He kisses my stomach. I grab the back her his neck then lean over kissing his lips. He grunts. I straddle him. He reaches between my legs brushing his hand across my clit. I look down. He was trying to unbutton his pants. I slide backwards off his lap while taking over undoing his pants. I lean down kissing his dick.

"Fuck." he says laying back.

I stroke his shaft as I roll my tongue on his head. He moves his pants out the way more. I take his dick all the way into my mouth rolling my tongue. He exhales as he busts. I let it roll down his shaft from my mouth. He thrusts his hips up a bit. I move my hands from his dick and statt sucking on it fast. I stop abruptly. He thrusts his hips up at the same speed I was doing. I move just a little making him loose control. He busts.

"Shit. Damn, Jayla." he says grabbing me.

"You being so rough."

He turns me around facing away from him then he pulls me back. I scream as I'm pulled down on his dick as he thrust up into me.

"Fuck!"

"Hmm."

He starts thrusts up hard as fuck. I try control it but I couldn't. My body was liking it against my will. I lean forward touching the ground then I start pushing back against him. He grabs my hips holding me down on his dick as I threw my ass back. Fuck it felt so good.

"Tremaine! Aww!"

"Shit. Shut up." he grunts.

"Aww... Yes."

He pulls me all the way back until I was on his chest. He hugs me close to him and starts grinding into me lifting me slightly. He grabs my pussy rubbing around my clit. I cover my mouth as I scream louder. Fuck. He lets me go all together. I sit up and grind on him some more then I lay back.

"Tremaine..."

"Shhh... Don't talk." he says grinding his hips against me.

I take a deep breath. Whatever.

 *************************

 "Awh my babies still sleeping?" I say kneeling down to them.

I kiss Caden foot then kiss Lane side. Lane moves away from the kiss making Caden move too. They didn't want to let each other go. I smile. My boys. I love them so much. I stand back up. I promised myself that if they were still sleep I wouldn't bother them. Instead I would make Trey take a shower with me. I go back downstairs. April was in the kitchen laughing with Trey.

"Hey, Ma."

"You go see the boys instead of speaking, huh?"

I smile hugging her. "Yeah."

She smiles back. "They were up early this morning. We cooked pancakes and watched the dog show then we played with the exercise ball. I guess they skipping lunch fun."

"I see that. Tremaine?"

"Hmm?" he says looking up from his phone. "I was supposed to be listening?"

"No. Aren't you gonna see the boys?" I ask. He shakes his head. "Okay fine. I'm going to shower. Ma are we going shopping tonight or in the morning? Oh Maine, did you tell her?"

I start taking the breast milk out of the mini cooler. April looks from me to Trey for a few seconds.

"Tell me what, Cammie?" April asks.

"Aye, I don't know what you talking about." Trey shrugs.

I turn from the fridge. "I'm going to go to Miami with Trey. So I'm leaving Caden again."

"What?" April snaps. "What got into you?"

"Oh, I thought you would..."

She puts up her hand. "Baby, I'm not saying no. You are just shocking me."

I sigh. "There are moms out there who have to leave there 6 week old babies with strangers to work 12 hour shifts. I can leave my 4 month old for my husband."

"Fine, but you said Caden. Are you taking Lane?"

"Only if he wants to stay. He was acting so hurt earlier."

"Are you okay, Tweety?"

Trey looks up with his face scrunched up. "I'm fine, Ma."

She looks at me the him. "Okay."

"Okay, I'm going to shower."

"When do you go, Tweety?"

I glance back at him. "I wanted to know that too."

"Just spend time with your boys. Don't think about that."

"Oh Cammie. Come look at this. I found it on Trey's old computer." Forrest says from up the stairs.

I smile. "Hey, Handsome."

He smiles really hard. "Hey, Cammie."

"You know you were the first of April boys that I loved." I say running up the stairs.

"Man, shut up, Cammie. You had your chance. Now you just a friend. I don't live you like that." he fans his hand then he opens out his arms.

I hug him. "What did you find, homie?"

We walk to his bedroom. He turns the chair at a desktop computer around. I sit down then he turns me to the computer. It was a video. I frown. I don't remember this happening. It was me and Trey dancing. I stare at it then laugh. It was us at the banquet dinner. Somebody had recorded us.

"Oh my gosh look at me. I was clearly pregnant. Why didn't anyone notice that. Look. Take it back."

"Oh shit. I didn't notice even when I watched it."

I shake my head. "It's just a little unnoticeable bump. I was like 7 weeks I think."

"Wait how?" Trey says.

"There you are." I say turning to him. "You keeping videos of me?"

"It's not my video. Someone else recorded that."

Forrest laughs. "But this folder says Cammie. There's pictures."

Trey sucks his teeth. "Nigga."

"Awh, you didn't let me go." I say turning to the computer. "That's Dubai. Look. Pregnant."

"How were you 7 weeks at my birthday?"

I shrug. "Just a guess. I could have just been fat."

"You were pregnant but that's just fat cause November is the first month if July is 9."

"No, Lane was born 3 weeks early. Almost a month. I was at least 4 weeks. In December I was 8 or 9."

Trey looks at the picture of us on the bed at Jay's house. "So you were pregnant during my birthday? So all that emotional shit was you pregnant? Me being nauseous and you not."

I laugh. "Right. I was sick in Dubai and I was sick at the Christmas party."

"Here. You were clearly pregnant here. Your skin was flawless."

"Why do you have pictures of me? Damn, Tremaine. How much were you feeling me? You should have fucking said something. We could have kept that same energy."

"Things happen the way they are supposed to. I really loved you but I wasn't ready. I had to lose you and if I lost you the way I lost my past relationships we wouldn't be here getting the energy back." he grabs my arm. "Come on. Forrest how do you even have that on this computer?"

Forrest pushes me out of the chair and sit down. "I hooked the hard drive to this computer so I can get my old beats."

"He smart like that." I say rubbing his head.

"Get the fuck off my brother." Trey says pulling me away.

Forrest holds his arm out. "My forbidden love."

Trey lets my arm go when we get into the bedroom. I grab his arm holding on to him. He empties his pockets. The matching keychains were among the things he took out. I pick them up then open them. They are so cute and thoughtful. Trey starts kissing on my neck. I leave the keychains open on the dresser.

"If I could go back in time I would have told you how I felt." I say turning around. "I was afraid that the way I was feeling was because I adored you as a person so I tried to hate you. But we connected."

"Sexually."

"Sexually?"

He chuckles. "Yeah. It was just sex."

I jump up on him. "I like sex."

"I know." he says walking.

"Shut the fuck up. You love me. You was crazy about me. Talking about some fucking energy. No. We connected."

Trey walks start into the wall pinning me to it. I grab his cheeks then shake his head. He starts moving me up and down on the wall. My imagination told me that felt good as shit. I take my shirt off then his. He lets me go dropping me to my feet. He kneels down removing my pants and underwear. I take my bra off. I gasp then look down. He kisses my clit soft and slowly. I rub my hand over my body. He turns me around then stands up pressing his body against mine. I arch my back pushing against him. He enters me.

"Hmm..." he grunts.

"I know."

He thrusts inside of me hard and fast. Suddenly everything stops. I look back at him mad. He moves me to the shower. I turn around looking at what he was doing. He turns around.

"Daddy, what you was doing?"

"What are you doing?" Trey asks.

I cover my mouth and laugh. Oh my gosh. Lane drops something on the floor that sounded like a toy.

"I know you here. I not know." Lane says.

"You didn't know I was here? You came to use the bathroom?"

"Yeah." Lane says far away.

Trey comes to the shower. I laugh and turn the water on.

"What was that?" I ask.

"I heard the toy drop in the room. I look back and he was running the other way. I don't think he saw you yet." Trey says getting in the shower.

I push Trey back. "Tremaine, where is he now?"

"Going to the other bathroom."

"He didn't say that." I snap.

Trey pushes me back. "He grabbed his dick and ran out. We have 2 to 5 minutes."

"You taking chances."

"Problem solved." Trey says turning the water so it hits the shower door.

He pushes me against the wall grabbing my thigh. I left my leg up. If you say so baby. I exhale trying to be quiet. Trey enters me then he starts counting. I attempt to chuckle. He stops counting and looks down. I hold my head back and bite my lips. In no time we were back to where we were. It was like no interruption. I gasp and cover my mouth.

"Fuck." Trey says backing up.

"Come here." I say grabbing him.

He leans his body on me. I kiss him then rub on his chest. He grabs my ass pulling me closer to him. I reach down grabbing his dick.

"Nanma!" Lane screams. "Daddy, where you at?"

"Right here." Trey says laying his head on my shoulder.

Lane doesn't say nothing. "This Mommy thing? Mommy milk thing."

I laugh. "What?"

"Mommy!" Lane gasps.

I move the water then peep out the door. He throws my bra to the side. I laugh then shut the door. He comes to the shower door and bang on it.

"Hold on, Lane."

"Lane!" April says. "Come get your cookies and apple juice."

"No, Mommy in there."

April sucks her teeth. "Boy get out the bathroom. You trying to see people naked booty?"

Lane giggles. "No, Nanma."

"Come on then. Mommy will come see you in the kitchen when she done. Come on, now."

"Mommy come to kitchen!"

I look out the door again. "Give me kiss."

He was still standing there. He comes to the door. "Hey, Mommy."

"Hey, Baby." I say kissing him.

"I be back, Mommy."

"Okay." I giggle as he runs out.

Trey chuckles. "He wasn't going nowhere without seeing you."

I shut the door. "He su..."

"Lane! Boy, your mama not leaving come on."

"Okay!" he yells.

I laugh. "Let me get out of here."

Trey grabs me. "In a second."