#the gortash to gale pipeline is real
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Which companions to romance as a Durge?? Used to be on team Astarion but now I just feel like he is too stupid(canon smooth brain, he is lovely tho) for my durge who was/is in into Gortash.. :(
GALE. THE ANSWER IS GALE.
#baldurs gate 3#bg3#dark urge#gale dekarios#weavewithshadow can tell you#the gortash to gale pipeline is real#its about scruffy ambitious men who need to sit back and smell the durge roses#why did you have to rule the world why did you need to become a god#you could lie here with me darling#we could kiss and hug and tell each other secrets and learn the universe together#we could have everything right here#so why did you go to the morphic pool#why did you try and touch the sun#your light belongs here#in my palms
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How I know I've spent too much time soaking in the brainrot and hyberfixation
My brain: dude it would crush Gale to see how fast you went from being on him to being on fucking Gortash.
Me: 🥺🥺🥺oh no my baby!!
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Galetash is the sexual tension between a wizard and an artificier.
Like if Gortash had kidnapped Gale (instead of Orin) and tried putting him to work i feel like it'd just be like Navani/Raboniel from The Stormlight Archive... But somehow more fucked up and toxic.
#bg3#gale dekarios#enver gortash#galetash#the riprolo (anna ripley/percy de rolo) to galetash pipeline is real and I'm probably the only one in it#i am more interested in the darker aspects of the ship#it's all about the power play
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halsin to gale to gortash pipeline real
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The Gale “I can make him worse” to the Gortash “He can make me worse” pipeline is too real.
#pouring one out for all of you godfucker Gale fans#who then went straight to hell#bless you all#bg3
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Gale is a gateway drug into worse things (cough Gortash cough)
like the pipeline is real, I fell victim to it.
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