#the goop and rdj ones are extremely irrelevant to the point of not even being a connection at all
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doux-amer · 5 years ago
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prettyriquipuig replied to your post: “Today, I found out that yet again that I am separated by very few...”
wait tell me more i love stories of degrees of separation that are improbably and pointless cause those are the only kind i have too i’m like 2 degrees of separation from fiona apple and andres fuckin iniesta oh and maggie rogers! just learned that one. sry to brain dump on your post
ANDRES???? INIESTA????????????? EXPLAIN. 
I got into Maggie a few months ago, but I don’t know Fiona Apple all that well even if I know of her haha...that’s so cool.
Honestly, when i say my life is full of close but meaningless connections and missed meetings, I’m telling the truth lmao; some of the people who’ve followed me on here long enough and/or are longtime mutuals I talked about this with know just how bad it is.
I can’t really remember everyone, but here’s a list of people from the top of my head:
Seb Stan (1 degree; on occasion, this weirds me tf out to think about)
Gwyneth Paltrow (technically 1 degree, but muchhh more distant than Seb. Also, I don’t care)
RDJ (technically 2 degrees; this is extremely unexciting as I explain in my tags and something I didn’t realize until today? Recently?)
Gallant (1 degree)
YG artists (Korean artists - 1-2 degrees?)
This one K-pop girl I know who is really dumb...this one’s an actual direct connection so I’m keeping it lowkey lol, but it’s a tenuous connection at this point (SHE’S SO DUMB!!!!! AND NONE OF THESE STANS KNOW!!!!! AND FAKE! LMAO. She was nice when I knew her though, but omg I knew that celebs have curated images obviously...but she was a personal example of that so that made the concept more real somehow)
This one Korean rapper whom I knew as a kid and have a direct connection to, but same thing re: closeness as above. He’s cool though and he introduced me to underground hiphop when i was young so it’s good to see him doing well although it’s very odd seeing him randomly pop up on my dash (and very uncomfortable). I guess, by extension through him, I’m 2 degrees away from a lot of big Korean rappers...but I haven’t seen him in years and only talked to him last year or the year before to congratulate him on his success, express gratitude for what he’s done for me, and cheer him on because I’m cheesy. I’m not into his music though even if I wish him success lol
Two acquaintances I know irl (one’s an activist and the other was a Buzzfeed person lmao) who have big followings online and they’ve randomly shown up in my fandom spaces because someone reblogged/screenshot/RTed them which is a nasty shock although they’re cool
Okay, these are getting progressively lame so I’ll stop. I’m definitely forgetting a bunch of people, but I don’t know because I don’t really think about this much as my connections are so irrelevant lakjfldajf
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