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This is my contribution to the Good Omens fandom.
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Mexican Crowley.
(if you can't see the lil Aziraphale is saying "Crowley, that's offensive")
#I headcanon crowley has random tatoos#the good omens gc loved this#they gave me the idea in the first place#shout out to good omens convent groupchat#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#good omens fanart#red pencil#pencil on paper#art#artist on tumblr#tarias art#good omens fandom
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BurningCheese/GoldenSpice Playlist
Ok, time to stop being a bitch and post the ship playlist I keep harping on about already.
Gonna mark each song with an emoji to signify if it's meant to either be Burning Spice's POV (🔺) or Golden Cheese's (🧀). It's also going to be band/singer name first, song name second, for ease of understanding
Thank you to everyone who's reached out to me, both on here and on AO3, with song suggestions! A good chunk of these came from me myself, but a lot of people introduced me to plenty more songs that I loved and agreed suited these two perfectly. It's been fun putting a playlist together with this help, it feels like a fun group project now lol. (Hell, you guys are actually helping me think of new writing material. Music is a huge source of inspiration and creativity for me, as I'm sure you've noticed. In a way, you're all indirectly making fic requests lol)
You're all still more than welcome to keep shooting me song ideas to add, the playlist is ever-expanding! I'll just come back to this post and edit any new additions in. (This playlist is 3x longer than my PitayaFire one. I need you all to understand how big of a deal that is for me personally. I never thought I'd be this down bad for a ship besides that one. It's fucking surreal)
Some of it is meant to sound one-sided, others like it's a mutual love/relationship. I'll let you guess which is which lol. Now rock out to Evil Spice Man x Pretty Cheese Lady with me 🤘🤘🤘
Mindless Self Indulgence - Shut Me Up🔺
Fall Out Boy - I Don't Care🔺(with the Wild Spice crew as the backup singers!!!)
Mariah Carey - Obsessed 🧀
Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You����🧀
Lady Gaga - Bad Romance🔺🧀
Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)🔺
Mindless Self Indulgence - What Do They Know?🔺
Britney Spears - Toxic 🧀
Fish in a Birdcage - Rule #34🔺(this is also a great PureShadow song ngl. It's how it was first introduced to me, even lol)
Shayfer James - Filthy Habit🔺
King Gnu - SPECIALZ🔺🧀 (look up the English version of the lyrics. Very BurningCheese-core imo)
Mindless Self Indulgence - This Hurts🔺
Jack Black - Peaches🔺(shout out to the anon in my inbox who suggested this. Joke's on them, I had this on the playlist right from the start lolololololol)
Arctic Monkeys - R U Mine?🔺
Lady Gaga - Poker Face 🧀
Olly Murs (feat. Flo Rida) - Troublemaker 🧀
Rihanna - Where Have You Been🔺(fun fact: I had this playing on a loop as I wrote "Our Little Dance" to get into the Yandere Spice mindset lol)
Lady Gaga - Judas 🧀
Miike Snow - Genghis Khan🔺
The Orion Experience - Obsessed With You🔺(this song is just really funny. You can probably apply it to all Beast x Ancient ships tbh)
Nine Inch Nails - Closer🔺
Mindless Self Indulgence - 5TR82HE11🔺
Air Traffic Controller - This Is Love🔺
Bad Omens - THE DEATH OF PEACE OF MIND🔺🧀
Isabel LaRosa - favorite 🧀
Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch🔺(listen I imagined Spice singing this to Golden and just started howling with laughter, it's fucking hysterical ok)
ENHYPEN - Bite Me🔺
Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide🔺(GC would sing a few parts tho)
5 Seconds of Summer - Teeth🔺🧀 (mostly Spice though)
Buerak - Культ Тела 🔺(look up English lyrics, very Yandere Spice coded. Thank you to the anon who suggested it)
Tom Lehrer - The Masochism Tango🔺
Lady Gaga - Disease 🧀
G-Eazy (with Halsey) - Him & I🔺🧀
Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time🔺(imagine Spice singing this while stuck in prison. Please. He's singing and the other Beasts want to off themselves because it's so annoying and he won't stop. Please it is so funny. I have so much fun imagining this freak acting stupid-)
#I just noticed that Spice sings almost all of these LMAOOOOO#BURNING SINGER COOKIEEEEE#also. There is ONE song missing. It's a surprise. I'm using it to make a big fic. Planning on dropping it around Christmas ;)#cookie run kingdom#burning spice cookie#golden cheese cookie#burningcheese#goldenspice#burning spice crk#golden cheese crk
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Late intro!
You can call me Lyra or Resident
I mostly reblog things to do with the fandoms I’m in
Fandoms:
Marauders (heavy on this one)
Good Omens
Dead Boy Detectives
Dead Poet’s Society
Six of Crows
My poetry blog: @little-poetry-prince (mostly inactive but I post every once in a while)
I do have an AO3 account (that only has one 1.5 fics uploaded currently) that I’m trying to write fanfics on
I’ve made some Marauders character playlists (I’ll link the rest as I make them)
Sirius Black
Regulus Black
James Potter
Lily Evans
I’m a MINOR so don’t be weird
‼️please do not send me donation asks, I cannot donate, and it is not good for my mental health to receive them‼️
200 follower event
My beautiful moots:
@dam-schist, @foxxie-mcfoxface, @mepsratchild12, @mrman24, and @wolfie--the--wolf my irl friends (can’t believe we’re all here tbh)
@noirsnonsense hiiii pookie (so glad you started the gc, y’all are some of my only marauders friends)
@garden-of-runar HELLO MOTHER
@i-just-need-a-book-please you tag me in the best tag games :)
@nowjumpinthewater, @clodyghost, and @elmodoescrimes we only interact through tag games but I love ya ;)
@aceofspades42, @acrosstheconstellationsandmoonys, and @quillofallskills I’m very glad we met (even if we don’t talk all that much)
@chaos-creature-on-the-roof you also find very cool things (not just tag games) to tag me in
@lesbian-disaster-tm you are very sweet
@noblehouseofgay you scare me a bit tbh idyll bc you’re so cool)
@yesiamprocrastinating like you said, not sure what we are, but definitely in love <3
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I have joined my friends for watching the most recent episode of Good Omens. They love this show so much they changed the group chat name about it! We've NEVER changed the GC name until now. They keep talking about how gay this show is, and how it's probably queerbaiting and nothing will happen but they're still excited, and oh my god. They're going to be so upset. They're going to weep. This is like watching a small child that thinks a wasps nest is a piñata, but not being able to do anything to stop the imminent destruction. Send them your best wishes they need it
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I watched The Star Beast on Sunday. It has been the first time I have watched Doctor Who in about... a decade? (I watched a Twelve and Clara ep and was just so fucking depressed at the end of it I just stopped. I have seen bits and pieces of Thirteen's run and is there a supercut of her and Dhawan!Master? Please tell me there is.)
And it is strange coming back to a thing you loved and also were completely fucked-up by. Even though he wears the same face, Fourteen is not Ten. Somebody here was like "He displays more genuine emotion in this one episode than he did in Ten's entire run."
The past few years of reboots, sequels, and adaptations involve a lot of creators revisiting their past work (Good Omens, Sandman are the ones that I have watched), and it's been interesting seeing what's changed and what hasn't. (Davies continues this trend, coming back to Doctor Who for the 60th anniversary specials and Fifteen's ongoing run.) It feels like most of the male characters are softer, a little less jerky. I don't know if it's because the adapters/writers are older, or if it feels like what needs to happen.
I can't think of any companion who we have kept revisiting as much as Donna. It's interesting how Fourteen refers to her as his "best friend". (And that may be the case, but if my best friend gave me amnesia instead of letting me die with my faculties intact I would have Fucking Words with them if I ever regained my memory*.) And for someone who can jump through space and time, I find it curious that the Doctor tends not to revisit old friends very often. Except for this one.
I have been thinking about do-overs, and how they've been handled in things I've watched lately. (S2 of Our Flag Means Death is, in many ways, a chance to right missteps from S1 for a lot of characters.) And narratively, I think it's necessary for the Doctor to go back and make amends for a truly awful thing he did, even if his actions did lead to the plot device that ultimately saves London**. (There is a post here that I can't speak to because I haven't seen this episode about why it makes sense for the Doctor to revisit all of this and make things right.)
At this point, I can't say much about how this is going to play out because we've barely gotten into setup for the next two specials. I hope it goes the way I want, because it is a thing that has been on my mind for fifteen years. Donna has always deserved better, but I think we do too.
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* One of the earliest Doctor Who fics I ever wrote is the TARDIS dealing with trauma from the Saxon years and basically getting triggered by what happened to Donna. My opinion about this has always been consistent, at least.
** To be clear, Rose is not just a plot device. I love her to bits and I would rend the world to pieces for her, same as her mother. I'm extremely glad this episode is going to piss off the TERFs and GCs, because condoned bigotry does not belong in any media, but especially science fiction. The execution was a little *wigglehand*, but he got the spirit at least.
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OLIVER
I feel like I haven't chatted to you much recently
(and maybe I'm procrastinating getting up.)
I'm reading good omens and it's one of those books I want to read it but I genuinely don't know if I can get through it? Like king of scars (which I did eventually get through and loved) or the picture of Dorian Gray
Still, I'm like halfway through and I will not abandon it for the second time
Oh my sister is texting me. Like we said, I HAVE NOT GOTTEN OUT OF BED
She doesn't have to know.
Anyway
My parents left the country so I'm just kind of here
BUT I HAVE AN IRISH TRIP NEXT WEEK
ON MY BIRTHDAY
And I really want my Baymax sticker. Idk if you've seen the sticker but it's really cute and was meant to arrive by yesterday (if it's lost in the mail I will riot)
okay I am just inviting you to tell me miscellaneous things now lol
EVANDER
Partially I think that’s cause when the gc is going Im asleep because a) it’s three am and rory should ALSO be asleep and b) I’ve started going to bed earlier
(play sick)
is it any good so far? I’d want to read it before watching it and I’m reading four books atm (Worldshaker, Red Fox Clan, Dorian Gray and Hani & Ishu’s guide to fake dating) also I’m one of those pretentious fuckers who refuse to read/watch something while it’s popular
persistence and all that
where’ve they gone? Mother is currently down south (nsw. Ew) with her partner cause he wanted to go home for his birthday. So I’m stuck here. is that fun?? Also no way is time real cause it can’t be that close to October already
I have not, sadly. When’s it scheduled to get there? Hopefully soon
I’m back at school on Monday for my last term of the grade, then hopefully I will be moving in w my aunt. Im also hanging out with my cousin tmrw?? Hopefully we’ll go out bush or smth, I’m bored in my house
I don’t really have a lot to add other than that, so I’ll talk to you in a sec when I open those messages 🫡
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hi ! initially found your blog through the I'd have you anytime lyrics which are just so .... but anyway I'm not sure if you knew that neil gaiman at one point lived ( lives ?) in albert grossmans house in bearsville ( the one front the bringing it all back home album cover ! )
Oh! That's interesting, because i remember that one day i was seeing neil's blog and i saw something about he living in woodstock, and i went directly at my friends gc (who are neil gaiman's/good omens fans) and said "NEIL LIVED/LIVES IN WOODSTOCK??"
But i didn't know the full thing! That's so interesting dhdjdjdjd also, in the good omens book, crowley has a traveling wilburys cassete tape on his car!!!!! I love when i can make connections between the things i like <333 thanks for sharing this with me!
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aaaah thank u soso much!!! u were one of the first go blogs i followed and your content was such a warm welcome into the fandom<3
gonna gush about a few of my faves:
@sad-chaos-goblin hasn't been active for a little bit but i eagerly await her return, she's one of the best people i've met online and i always say that if i never used tumblr again i'd be fine with it bc i met her and jack (raining-stars-somewhere-else, he doesn't have a blog atm)
@foolishlovers and @omens-for-ophelia the michael sheen and david tennant to my neil gaiman!! both such such talented and fun individuals who just Get Me on every level and i'm really really happy i've found them. the Infinite Creative Feedback Loop between us is crazy but more important than that, i feel like i can tell them anything without judgement and they're so so supportive<3 very enriching friends to have in every way
@crowleyslvt and @voluptatiscausa what would i do without my horny bois?? so glad i dmed you both on separate occasions, decided we'd make an iconic trio and asked gio to make a gc. talking hcs with gio singlehandedly got me thru my top surgery recovery and my first good memory regarding vol is me crying cathartically in my grandparents' spare bedroom reading one of their fics. both life-changing individuals thank u very much. so much love and azfirmation in our little circle
@queer-reader-07 and @bowtiepastabitch i literally get so excited when either of these lovely legends interacts with my posts because i'm always dying to hear what they have to say, they're both such amazingly kind and intelligent and perceptive people who actively choose to further their educations culturally and academically in a really admirable way!! huge huge fan of both of their brains and also their hearts and i wanna give them both huge hugs
@crowleyholmes was one of the first people to encourage my writing and she's such a friendly and welcoming presence!! also she just has her head screwed on in a way i admire so greatly dfkjkgd. her work contains some of my favourite art ever, especially the jane austen comic - that's one i think of a lot, and i admire her creative skills and her style so much!!!
@crawley-fell, @fagaziraphale @robinwithay and @fearandhatred are the funniest people and they all just make me glad i'm still using this hellsite in this day and age lol. they're all collectively the voice of reason when the discourse starts discoursing too and that's so important to me babes
@captainblou @ineffable-rohese @brenna @tangerine-ginger we just have the same brains when it comes to crowley and az's nasty little sex life and that makes me very happy thank you. so happy to have found my target audience
@portraitofalonelydyke she's the kindest of souls and she's very very very thoughtful!!! just really wanna be more like her, also her takes are always The Most Correct and she's clearly just one of those people who can and does touch grass on a regular basis which we love because some of this fandom.... sigh dkgfdkjkld
i could go on indefinitely so i'll stop here ehehehe
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Someone please scream about Good Omens with me; this show makes me incredibly happy right now and I need to share the !!!!!! energy
#good omens#i can never really keep up with large gcs surrounding one topic#but yelling about something one on one or in a smaller scale gc i am sOOO down for !!!#god this show makes me so smiley and soft and i love it a lot
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the great adventures of y/n tommy jack and tubbo
requested: yes/no
an: part 4 of the great adventures series
pairing: platonic y/n/tommy/jack/tubbo
warning: cursing
It was the afternoon before your new adventure with your friends. you had no idea what to expect, however everyone else knew even ranboo, and he wasn’t even joining you all. you would be lying if you said you weren’t nervous, especially after hearing some of tommys plans for future uploads. tubbo had been trying to drop hints about what was going to happen. You honestly couldn’t tell if he was excited or nervous, either way you could tell it was going to be a once in a lifetime opportunity and boy were you excited. the sound of knocking pulled you from your thoughts.
“hi y/n! sorry for the unexpected visit, i tried to call you but it wouldn’t go through.”
“oh god sorry, tubbo, my phones on charge upstairs, ive just finished babysitting my friends twitch chat.”
“that’s okay, tommy wanted me to see if you want to stay the night as i can take you with me now. he said something about it saving time tomorrow as jack won’t have to go as far and we can get there earlier, i honestly just think he’s slightly nervous and wants to spend time with someone.”
“i’ve not prepared a bag or anything as i was just planning on grabbing everything i needed in the morning, but i’m down to go with you. i’ll pack a bag real quick, make yourself feel at home. you can stay down here or come upstairs with me.”
tubbo followed you upstairs, and helped you pick which outfits would be the best to wear for the trip. around 10 minutes later you finished packing your bag and turned around to see a very pale tubbo, dropping your bag to the floor you pulled a chair up to your bed sitting opposite him.
“you feeling okay tubs?”
“just nerves, I'll be alright, are you ready to go?”
“ready if you are!”
the journey to tommys was relatively quick, you spent it talking about group plans for when ranboo comes to the uk.
tubbo: almost here!
tommy: yes! want to stream for a bit later, just something small could do laugh and the stream ends. i’ll go talk to my mum now!
•••
tubbo: please open the door
tommy: on it
the pair of you stood at the door waiting for tommy to unlock it
“TUBBO! Y/N I'M GLAD YOU COULD BOTH MAKE IT!”
not too long later, you and tubbo had put everything away and sat with tommy planning out a small stream.
“so i was talking with my parents and we can do an outside stream, and set fire to marshmallows!”
“as much as i love fire tommy i don’t think your parents will appreciate arson in the garden.”
“it’ll be fine now grab a jacket, we need to go walk to the shop.”
the three of you set off determined to get to the shop and back before it got dark, tommy and tubbo walked on either side of you as they want you to feel safe. thankfully the shop was only around the corner so you were all only out for about 20 minutes maximum, you probably could have made it back earlier but you stopped every time you saw a pretty rock.
“y/n come on we still need to stream!”
“did you tweet that you were streaming?”
“no he didn’t.”
“then come and look at this pretty rock!”
tommy and tubbo couldn’t help but laugh at how many rocks you managed to pick up.
•••
“guys i think i’d rather just spend time with you all rather than stream.”
“that’s fine, tommy!!”
the three of you sat around the fire updating one another about plans and opportunitie, coming. the conversation swiftly came to an end when tommy had set fire to a stick claiming it was to make the fire grow. you laughed as you heard his mum yelling at him to stop trying to set you and tubbo on fire.
“sorry about that everyone, but look the fire is big again.”
it got colder as the sun went down, so the three of you sat with a blanket draped over you all. his mum offered to take photos for you and you happily accepted, the pictures looked amazing and you posted it to instagram with the caption ‘i am cold and no one is telling me what’s happening tomorrow.’
it was around 11pm when the three of you agreed it was time to go back inside and sleep.
•••
you and tubbo stayed downstairs and tommy stayed in his room. the sound of tubbos alarm woke the pair of you up.
“turn that fucking thing off!”
“this is the fourth time it’s gone off and you’re still not up?”
“that’s because i’m tired.”
“please get ready jack will be here soon enough.”
realisation finally hit today was the day you were finally about to find out what this once in a lifetime opportunity was. tubbo advised you to wear sensible clothing and not wear the zodiac necklace you always wore, so you decided to wear the hoodie ranboo sent you a week ago and leggings.
“y/n you might wanna tie your hair up.”
“tubbo are you sure you’re feeling okay? you genuinely look ill."
“i’m fine.”
jack: right i’m outside so whenever you’re ready
lani: we’re making our own way later on as the hotel we stayed at is closer
y/n: will someone tell me what we’re doing
ranboo: no
y/n: you’re not even joining us how did you get in the gc
ranboo: magic
y/n: fuck off give me a clue
ranboo: i’ve said it since you dyed your hair neon f/c you’d be able to see from way up in the sky
y/n: what the actual hell is that supposed to mean
•••
soon enough you met up with everyone else and lani started recording.
“we’re skydiving, you ready tubbo?”
“WERE DOING WHAT? HOLY SHIT!”
you honestly couldn’t wait to do this. it was something you had wanted to do for a while, tubbo on the other hand clearly didn’t agree, which was evident through his whining.
you stood with tommy laughing as tubbo sat alone questioning why he agreed to this.
“look at him.”
“he’s is not happy.”
you sat next to jack and tubbo watching the video demonstrating what you will all be doing soon. you let out a nervous laugh, as although you were excited, you couldn’t help but be a bit nervous.
“you could fall into the engine and get chopped up.”
“tommy stop scaring tubbo!”
“what if the parachute doesn’t work?”
“free fall to your death.”
“y/n you’re not helping!”
you stood recording tubbo laying on the floor once again whining.
“tubbo there are so many people behind you!”
“i’m sure the parachute won’t fail tubbo, but if it does it was lovely knowing you!”
“uuuuuuugh!”
“i fully agree bo.”
soon enough you tommy and jack joined tubbo on the floor.
“look at the clouds.”
“we’re going to be in them soon.”
“hell yeah!”
“ughhhh!”
you tried not to laugh trying to calm tubbo down a bit before you all jumped out a plane, which worked until you left him alone with tommy whilst you spoke to jack for a while.
“to be fair that looks quite fun.”
“and dangerous!”
“STOP!”
“well sounds like tubbos thrilled to be here.”
the four of you sat on a bench talking about what’s going to happen, and laughing at tubbos nerves trying to make light of the situation.
“look it’ll be fun, tubbo, provided we don’t die there’s a chance we’ll be in more vlogs.. okay so ignore the black cloud of smoke!”
“that’s not a good omen.”
“shut up!”
you wrapped an arm around tubbo trying to make him feel comfortable and reassure him it’ll be fine, only to be interrupted by jack and tommy bickering about eating before jumping from the plane.
•••
the four of you went to the briefing, at this point you were struggling to contain your excitement, and couldn’t help but laugh out of pure joy.
“no, they are listening, they're just excited.”
after doing training for the jump, you stood with tommy whilst someone questioned him about how he got 9 million subs.
“I just went around being incredibly cool.. doing minecraft.”
you and jack burst out laughing whilst tommy went on to make jokes about how much money he was earning.
•••
it was now almost time to jump out a plane. it was around now nerves were kicking in, so you all went around messing about till you were told it’s time to make your way to get ready.
“let’s go gamers!”
•••
“are you a skydiver enjoyer?”
“i am.”
“well that’s always good... please, don’t let me die!”
“y/n are you scared?”
“no, my ranboo merch will protect me, but if i die can we blame tommy for coming up with this?”
“ranboos not going to believe that you’re wearing the jumper he sent you to jump out a plane.”
a few minutes later you over heard a worker say they’re nervous causing you to tilt your head and blink again, trying to process what was said.
“heh???”
it was now time for the four of you to put the equipment on, so you were ready to jump. jack started talking a lot more than usual at a quicker pace due to the fact he was getting nervous. tommy pointed it out and jack trying to argue he wasn’t made you laugh.
“y/n keeps making a lot of jokes about my parachute being shit.”
“sorry manifold should be fine...more than likely...hopefully. only time will tell really.”
“how you doing buddy?”
“i’m feeling okay. i feel my insides doing inside bits.”
“wonderful!”
you were now all waiting to go as a worker jokes about forgetting something.
“y/n you’re going with him!”
“okay, but why?”
“well you said your ranboo merch will protect you..”
someone went by going rather fast causing you to stare in awe.
“we don’t go that fast, do we?”
“no not unless something goes terribly wrong.”
you all stood there laughing.
“stoppppp!”
“y/n, i’m now thinking you should go with them instead!”
“are you trying to kill me off jack?”
•••
you all set off towards the plane, a mixture of excitement and nerves began kicking in.
“tubbos on a lead.”
“oh i’m really nervous jack.”
“look at y/n!”
lani began to record you, who was now way ahead of the others, so you stopped and waved at lani.
“BYE LANI! HOPEFULLY ILL SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE!”
the others caught up and everyone had their equipment checked again.
“oh dear.. should be fine.”
“i’m alright, don’t worry my ranboo merch will protect us!” you got on first and that when you realised they set you up, so you jumped last as you were more confident and tubbo was jumping first so he could get it out the way.
you all sat on the plane and waved at the camera.
“hi there!”
“hello!”
“hi!”
“please don’t let us die!”
“we’re really jumping out a plane with a dream stan.”
“this is the highest we’ve ever been.”
“gamers in a plane whatever will they do...hopefully not die!”
“Y/N!”
“sorry tubbo!”
you were currently at 2,000 feet and sat looking out the window waiting to reach 14,000 feet. jack turned to you and tommy, “i can’t believe you’re jumping out the plane in philza merch and y/ns jumping out in ranboo merch.”
“if i die at least ill look great doing it.”
12,000 feet later it was now tubbos turn to jump, he looked back at you all.
“YOU GOT THIS TUBBO!!”
you watched as tubbo went.
“GOOD LUCK TOMMY!”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN GOOD LUCK? Y/N?”
“BYEEEEE!”
you laughed as tommy went.
“see you later jack!”
you gave jack a high-five and watched as he went.
“holy shit they actually did it!”
“are you ready, y/n?”
“hell yeah, let’s do this!”
you laughed as you jumped, you couldn’t believe you actually got to jump out of a plane, you waved at camera.
lani met the others as they landed and began telling them about it.
“wait where’s y/n?”
“there they are!”
“Y/N!”
the others ran up to you as you landed.
“i’m glad you didn’t die!”
“thanks jack!”
•••
“would you all do it again?”
“yeah.”
“no.”
“maybe, i’m not sure.”
“i reckon so.”
not too long later, you were all given certificates to celebrate the fact you had jumped out a plane.
“yay it made nearly dying worth it!”
“you’re so dramatic!”
•••
you thought the day was over and that you were going home, little did you know that wasn’t the case.
“were not done for the day.”
“what?”
“heh?”
“you’re tilting your head again.”
“i know it’s because i’m confused!”
“anyway, what do you mean we’re not done?”
“you know george, he’s arrived!”
“gogy!”
“GOGY!”
“can i have a nap in the car please? i’m so exhausted."
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25. Oct ’21 Damn Right Show ~New Week Start with Funk n’ Soul 2 Hours~
Back again on Mixcloud, Damn Right Show started also this week.
I got some tunes in this weekend, arrived from Athens Of The North. I played some tunes from great label today.
Enjoy new records on the show. And played some hitting funky tunes from start.
Let's start new week with good vibes !
I'll do the show same as usual till Thursday, feel free to access Mixcloud live. See you tomorrow !
"Baby I Love You" SOUL UNLIMITED (Bruboon)
"Wake Up Baby" ANN ASHBY (Cal Omen)
"You Brought My Heart Right Down To My Knee" ALVIN ROBINSON (Joe Jones)
"Charge" BRONC GLOWS (Bull City)
"Feelin Funky" BROTHER SOUL (Elmcor)
"Love Makes Better World" MAX INFINITY (M-I-C)
"Everyday People" CAPRELL'S (C.R.S.)
"Kill The Pain" JUNIOR & THE CLASSICS (Magic Touch)
"I Turn You On" LATIN BREED (GC)
"It Ain't Fair But It's Fun" THE FABULOUS ORIGINALS (Jewel)
"Sleep Walk" JOE AND EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Brooks)
"Got To Be A Change" THE CONCEPTS (Kustom)
"We Oughta Get Together" PROFESSOR LETT & STUDY (Beantown)
"Can't Break Away" ANDREW JEFFREY (Shama)
"The First Time" WILLIAMS STUCKEY (Athens Of The North)
"Let Me Love You" KENYATTA (Epsilon)
"Can't Wait For Love" HOKIS POKIS (Shield)
"Let Me Love Yuh" THE INNERSECTION (Group 5)
"Reincarnation Of Love" THE COAST TO COAST (Athens Of The North)
"Confrontations" EAST COAST LOVE AFFAIR WITH HOMEGROWN SYNDROME (Athens Of The North)
"The Way That I Do" DURAND JONES AND THE INDICATIONS (Colemine)
"Something To Be Done" MASTER PLAN INC. (Soul Spectrum)
"Feel The Shock" BLACK FUR (Bar-Tone)
"Groovy World" FABULOUS CAPRICES (Camaro)
"Running Wild" SUNRISE MOVEMENT (Ghetto Production)
"Laugh To Keep From Crying" NAT TURNER REBELLION (Soulville)
"It's Hard Out Here" THE SENSATIONAL FIVE (Sagport)
"Chicken Scratch" RUFUS THOMAS (Stax)
"Dance Girl" MIGHTY TOM CATS (Paul Winley)
"I Can Do Anything You Can Do" RHYTHM MASTERS (Success)
"Feel The Beat, Feel The Heat" JOHNNY ADAMS (Hep'me)
"Superfine Feeling" RARE PLEASURE (Ramrock)
"I'm Gonna Get Ya" HEAVEN SCENT (Epsilon)
"I Need You Baby" RIVAGE (Athens Of The North)
"Our Love Will Survive" BACCHUS (Medallion)
"Share Your Love" HERMAN KELLY & LIFE (RCA)
"Go Away A Little Girl" MR. CLEAN (Radio City)
#damnrightshow#music#music time#relaxing#soul#funk#vinyl#selection#45s#mixcloud#mixcloud live#youtube#playlist#70s#60s#nishinomiya#dj
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i was tagged by @oh-aew! ily roaaa 💖
nicknames: i dont have any dfghdlkhfj unless u ask @pangwave to whom i am known as “pack it up” and “shut up alexa” interchangeably <3 fdhghlhdkj jkjkjk
height: five foot 1 and a quarter dfhgkjhdflhkj
last thing i googled: whether or not most sushi places have dumplings 😂😂
song stuck in my head: none at the moment thank god fdkhlkhdj but these days any eden song at any given moment is a fair bet
amount of sleep: i try to be asleep by midnight and awake by 9:30 so ya i get a good amount of sleep lmaoo tho i rarely go all night without waking up once or twice
dream job: i dont dream of labour <3 BUT the ideal life would be living like aziraphale in good omens aka i own a bookshop that i refuse to sell books from and im basically rich and in a committed relationship with my soulmate/nemesis <3 dhkglhdkhkj
currently wearing: pajamas yo
favourite song: don’t have one; i couldnt possibly choose
favourite instrument: i really enjoy listening to the guqin; i also like piano music a lot
favourite author: i dont have one fkjfhlkjd but whoever wrote the magic treehouse series or the bailey school kids series is my hero so
favourite animal song: favourite WHAT dfkjlfhkhgdkhkdj does this mean songs about literal animals?? bc all i can think of is that cursed fox one or the muskrat love one which are both horrendous lmaoooooooooo or better yet the song ‘animal’ by neon trees klhdkgj a classic
random: i have a mini whiteboard in my room that i try to use so i dont forget things; instead i write shit down on there and put off doing the work anyway dfhlhdfgkjdf
recent pic:
....................don’t ask fklhgklhlhgkdj
once again tagging the gifted gays gc, @b-iconpearl, and @earthfluuke 💖💖
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Eleventh Hour Admission - A Good Omens fanfiction
Hey guys remember when I talked about writing a hospital AU
i did it but no one is a doctor they’re all nurses
title refers to literally getting an admission during the eleventh hour of your shift, possibly a fate worse than death
CW: hospitals, medical procedures, automobile accidents, the joint commission
this will never be continued (probably) or posted to AO3, so enjoy it
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Ari Fell liked it his job. That wasn’t sarcasm. He really, truly liked his job: he liked helping other people, he liked watching the sickest of the sick get well again and, when he couldn’t do that, he liked being there for them, trying to help them peacefully and painlessly move on. He liked meeting the families of his patients, he liked getting to know his patients when they could talk, and he liked that every day was a new day, something different and unknown and rife with opportunity to learn something new, or to help someone.
He liked his job, but he didn’t like 6am admissions.
Which, he had a feeling, was precisely why his ASCOM phone was going off at 5:55am. The caller ID informed him that it was Gabriel, the charge for tonight. He winced and the other nurse working the east pod with him tonight, Tracy, nodded sympathetically. He picked up the phone, and answered the call.
“Ari!” Yes. Yes, that was Gabriel. By the sound of it, he was in the cafeteria, likely having coffee with the other charges during their morning “bed meeting”. Ari had long since suspected that “bed meeting” was an excuse to get coffee and kvetch for the last hour of their shift, but he’d never really had the opportunity to find out, after he’d refused the offered charge position last year.
“Gabe.” He stared gloomily at the empty room before him. It had been empty all night, after he’d packed the last patient off to IMC to make room for a possible admit. He had known it was too good to be true, known with a sort of icy certainty that a quiet night would never last, and soon enough there would be some kind of admit rolling up. He’d hoped it wouldn’t be an hour before shift change but, well …
Maybe it would be an intubated pneumonia. Sedated, even. That would be nice.
“Got an ED trainwreck coming up. You heard them call that level 1 trauma, yeah?”
His heart dropped into his stomach, which dropped all the way to his Danskos. “Yes.”
“MVA, lady was flying and ran off the road into the orchard. Hit like three of the apple trees, Bee told me. Anyway, she’s a hot mess. I told them they could call report and bring her up any time.”
“I’ll need to stock the room -”
Gabriel ignored him. “I’d love to help get her settled but we’re gonna be in bed meeting until 6:30 and then I have to do the board for day shift, but I’m sure you and Tracy’ll have it in hand. Holler if you need anything!” The line went dead.
“What do you need?” Tracy asked, already half out of the pod, aimed toward the supply room. The supply room, Ari knew, where the housekeeper usually hung around this time of the morning, surreptitiously drinking instant-brew coffee behind the Pyxis.
Ari sighed. “A whole set-up. I don’t have report yet, but it’s a trauma. Probably need suction and the whole nine yards.” The ASCOM chirped again. “That’ll be report.”
“I’ll get some culture bottles and extra red tops as well.” He nodded to her as she vanished around the corner, and picked up the phone. “Ari Fell, ICU 4 East.”
“Ari!” He might have groaned. “It’s AJ!”
“Great. You’re calling report, I assume?”
“Well, yeah, but also I was just thinking I’m off for two days after this, and I don’t have any plans after my shift, was thinking about kegs and eggs at the place across the street. Care to join?”
“Somehow,” Ari said with rather more chill to his tone than usual, “I think I’ll be getting off my shift late.”
AJ laughed. “Oh, yeah. I’m bringing up the hot mess express.”
“Oh, boy.” He half-sighed, half-groaned. “I’m ready.”
“Right, patient’s still a Jane Doe but ID in her purse said Eve Smith, 22 years old, just waiting on family to confirm. Chaplain called her parents but no answer yet. Anyway, adult female, unrestrained driver in car-versus-tree MVA, GCS of 3 at the scene, flown here, went into SVT on the way but we’ve got her on amio now at 0.5mg/hr, pan-scan showed a left-sided pneumo -”
He rattled on, Ari jotting down notes as AJ moved through the systems. At least there was that: report from AJ was, usually, good, although he did like to linger on the gory details a little longer than necessary sometimes. If he was going to get a 6am admit, at least he’d have a good report to hand off to the next shift when he inevitably presented them with this hot disaster.
Tracy was back from the supply room, a suspicious damp spot on her scrub top. The navy blue shade hid the color of the spot, but if Ari had to guess, it would be the color of Svanka instant coffee. “Enough?” she asked, holding up two bags of supplies and a handful of lab tubes. He cupped a hand over the phone.
“Two straight poles and an IV pole,” he whispered. “And an EVD hookup for the monitor.”
“Gotcha.”
“Anyway,” AJ was saying, “she’s got a Foley, so you don’t have to worry about that, and, ah … Hm. Multiple lacerations and abrasions spread out all over, but no pressure wounds or anything otherwise. Right. Anything else you need?”
“Ah …” He looked at the report sheet, the notes about infusions and lines and testing left un-done, and shrugged. “You’re coming up with her, right?”
“Oh, yeah. It’ll be a miracle if she doesn’t crump on the way up. I’ll probably be bagging her when we get there.”
He grimaced. “Wonderful. I’ll have RT ready. Otherwise, uh … no, I think I should be alright. Whenever you’re ready, we’ve got the room stocked.”
“Okay.” A little distantly, as if he’d moved away from the receiver somewhat, he heard AJ call, “Hey, you ready Erica? Time to move!” And then, back into the phone. “See you in ten.”
Ari ended the call, placed a quick SOS to respiratory for a vent delivery, and tossed the ASCOM onto the desk. One last chance to check his other patient - a post-op heart cath they’d sent for access site observation overnight before planned discharge in the morning - and then he headed into the empty room, fussing around with the lines and waiting. The vent was there, already pre-programmed with the settings, blue screen glowing in the dark room as it waited. Tracy returned with the required equipment, and rolled a pole across the room, around the end of the bed, toward Ari.
“Disaster?”
“Complete train wreck.”
She patted his shoulder. “My two are primped and propped and ready for seven. I can help all you like, dear.” She was always nice like that, calling him ‘dear’. He supposed it made sense, given that Tracy was old enough to be his mother, but he had noticed she never used the term for anybody else. He’d never asked her about it, though, mostly because he was sort of afraid that if he pointed it out, she would stop.
“I think we just wait, now.”
“Fresh meat coming?” The gruff voice of the custodian drew their attention to the doorway. “I’m off duty at 6:30, so if you think I’ll be coming in here to clean up whatever mess you and those hideous interns make -”
“I’m sure your relief will have it well in-hand, Mr. S.” Tracy fluttered her eyelashes, and leaned across the bedside table, the front of her V-neck scrub top gaping open just enough to draw the housekeeper’s eyes. “You know, I was thinking of getting breakfast and coffee at The Pantry across the street after shift … been craving their waffles.” It was a statement, but it hung open like a question. Mr. S blushed a little.
“I … I’m a little hungry myself. Could go for a nice thick pat of scrapple.” He cleared his throat. At the far corner of the ICU, Ari heard the elevator - the direct-from-the-ED elevator - ding open, and the distant sound of alarms suffused through the early-morning bustle of the unit.
“Think they might have two seats at the breakfast bar?”
“Maybe.” He smiled a little, and then remembered himself and glowered. “If an educated woman’ll deign to eat with me, that is.”
“Mm, I think I might be able to bring myself to slum it this morning.” She waved a hand. “Here she comes, move over, there’s a love.”
And come she did, in a wail of alarms and machines and, Ari was both relieved and exasperated to see, AJ, who had, as long as Ari had known him, struggled with the concept of ‘reserved’. “Heyo, told you so!” AJ was, as promised, bagging the patient, his arm snaked between various lines and tubes, the critically-ill human attached to them almost so covered as to be invisible. “Ari.”
Ari looked at the lines, horrified, and then to AJ. “What happened?”
“Huh? Oh. She came back from radiology like this. Didn’t have time to untangle everything.”
“Nothing’s even labeled!” He waved his hands at the mess. “You’ve got fluids and pressors and is that blood? What’s going where?”
“Ah. All in the subclavian, I’d imagine.” The redhead added, with scathing sarcasm, “Pretty sure I didn’t hook anything up to the EVD. Got a slide board?”
Tracy had, and she and Ari tucked it under the unconscious young woman as AJ and Erica rolled her to the side. “Hang on, let me check her back while she’s there.” There were abrasions, and lacerations, too many to count or list as part of a specific area, and then, between her shoulder blades, was an apple blossom. He plucked it off. “Really, you couldn’t clean that off?”
“Had bigger fish to fry. You done?” AJ raised an eyebrow at him, visible of the rims of his dark-tinted glasses, and Ari nodded. AJ and Erica let the woman down. “On three -” She was light enough, and with four of them they had her slid into the ICU bed in one smooth motion, still piled with a tangled mess of lines and tubes.
“You really had to bring this mess up,” Ari griped, trying to decide where to start first. His eyes widened. “You left the EVD lying under her pillow!”
“It’s clamped!” AJ replied with an exasperated groan, gratefully flicking on the vent and plugging it into the ET tube.
Erica rolled her eyes. “You done here? I’ve got to get back to the department.”
“Be right behind you,” AJ said, waving the other nurse off. “I’m gonna help whiny here get organized.” He pulled the EVD from under the pillow, carefully threading the buritrol back through the other lines until the tubing lay neatly over the rest of the tangled mess. Carefully, he hung it on the straight pole, leveled it, and opened the clamp. Pink-tinged spinal fluid started to drip out. “Come on, hand me the cable, I’ll even hook it up for you.”
“How charitable,” Ari grumbled, tossing the cable behind the headboard and bouncing it off AJ’s shoulder. “Bastard.”
“Now, boys,” Tracy admonished from the foot of the bed, where she was busying herself with untangling the Foley and the SCDs*. “Let’s not argue.”
[* Are SCDs really that important in a fragile immediately post-trauma patient, you may ask. To which the answer is: only if the Joint Commission is there.]
“Oh, we’re just having a good time.” AJ was tracing the IV tubing containing the fluids down through the sheets. “Alright, so this is going to the peripheral, just untangle this -”
“You know,” Ari said, as he fiddled with the monitor and the arterial line, trying to check for level in spite of the level being, as always, conspicuously absent. “I’m sure you have patients back down in the department. You don’t have to help. I was just giving you a hard time.” He ended up seizing a length of blood pressure cuff tubing and eyeballing the line between the transducer and the phlebostatic axis.
“Well, what if I want to?” He snorted. “My only other patient down there is a kid with a head lac, and he’s on ice until the LET kicks in and we can do staples anyway. Which will be, fortunately, after shift change. He looks like a screamer.” He smirked at Ari, and passed the IV pump with all of the various central line tubing across the bed to him. “Never let it be said I’m not occasionally nice.”
“You’re not.”
“Hey.”
At the foot of the bed, Tracy shook her head, tapping in the vital signs as she did. “Did anyone page the fellow to let them know she’s arrived?”
“Not yet,” they replied, in unison. And then exchanged a look, very briefly, before Ari looked away to busy himself with setting the monitor alarm parameters and AJ became absorbed in scribbling labels for the IV tubing.
“I’ll do it, then.”
It was quiet for a minute while they worked, but after a time, Ari realized the white sheet atop the woman was clear, the lines were meticulously untangled and laid properly, with messily-written but legible labels. It would have done the Joint Commission proud.
“Think she still needed cultures,” AJ muttered, grabbing the bottles off of the counter. “Where do you keep the tourniquets up here?”
“Here.” He set to checking orders, with the black-clad invader from the ED pulled the first set of cultures on the first stick. Ari frowned, impressed. “Nice one.”
“Eh, you get good at ‘em when you have to get a line in anything.”
“Seriously,” Ari said, more quietly now, noting that for the most part, all of the ED orders had been cleaned up, taken care of, and signed off before the patient had arrived, “you can go. Really, I’m grateful, but I can handle it and you don’t have to -”
“I know. But this is really selfish for me.” He tore the tip of the index finger off the fresh pair of gloves he’d donned, the better to palpate a vein in the opposite arm, where the splint would allow. “Don’t wanna eat breakfast alone.”
Ari stared at him for a minute. Blinked. “Seriously?”
“Well, yeah,” AJ replied, tone flippant. “I think it counts as alcoholism if you drink alone too much. Have to keep up the facade of being a normal, healthy, functional adult.” He winked at Ari over the rim of his glasses. “You know how it goes, choir-boy.”
“I -” he glanced into the hallway, where Tracy and Mr. S were chatting. Mr. S had clocked out - was it past 6:30 already? And Tracy had her ASCOM in hand, although by the looks of it she hadn’t yet called. If she waited much longer, the fellow wouldn’t arrive with new orders until after shift change. He could have laughed. What an angel. “Yeah. Yeah, I do. You want to get a pitcher?”
Aj laughed, although he was watching intently as the second bottle filled. “You know, I have two days off coming up - what the hell? Let’s do it.”
#good omens#good omens fanfiction#good omens fanfic#human au#crowley#aziraphale#hospital au#i did it i did the thing#i wish i didn't enjoy fanfiction so much
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Constellations
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/32NSHAX
by godgaypeen
Like angels, demons have a unique distinctive detail that separates them from each other. This includes the (reluctant) demon Crowley, but it isn't his serpentine eyes like Aziraphale thought it was.
Words: 1944, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Anathema Device
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: angst WOOHOO, the kind of angst that makes you want to cry, i cried while writing this shut up, Raphael!Crowley, based on a rather lovely good omens fanart, plus the wonderfully angsty AF Talented Horny Whores gc, yes thats the name of the gc, angst angst angst
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/32NSHAX
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Constellations
by godgaypeen
Like angels, demons have a unique distinctive detail that separates them from each other. This includes the (reluctant) demon Crowley, but it isn't his serpentine eyes like Aziraphale thought it was.
Words: 1944, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Anathema Device
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: angst WOOHOO, the kind of angst that makes you want to cry, i cried while writing this shut up, Raphael!Crowley, based on a rather lovely good omens fanart, plus the wonderfully angsty AF Talented Horny Whores gc, yes thats the name of the gc, angst angst angst
source http://archiveofourown.org/works/19940659
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Things me and my friends have said during lockdown cos we got sent home for 6 weeks this time:
"WIKI TRYNA SIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LUNCH HALL SAYS IT ALL REALLY"
"FE FI FO FIX IVE JUST HAD MY WEETABIX"
"puddles are my parkour"
"WIKI WHATS WITH THE BELT YOU KINKY BASTARD"
"#coolkids5lyfe"
"AT LEAST I WOULD HAVE A PENG WARDROBE"
"LIKING TEA IS MY ONLY PERSONALITY TRAIT"
"This feels so illegal but so right"
"These maniacs sit next to each mother aswell"
"HOW COULD YOU EAT IT BY ACCIDENT"
"Let’s have some death"
"at least i’ll die with some money in my pocket FOR ONCE"
"hot weetabix😋😋😋"
"“i wear black i’m depressed” ahhh year 7’s are great"
"my taste in guys 🤝 where tf are they"
"I can absolutely see your lip quivering wikalicious"
"This gc confuses me 24/7"
"PANDEMIC IN 🤸♀️style🤸♀️"
"NOW IM THE ONLY GAY IN THE VILLAGE 👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩"
"COLLEGE BETTER SPICE IT UP"
"Yesh yesh I’m adding you to my collection of stripper wannabe friends"
"IT'S WHAT I LIKE TO CALL BULLSHIT"
"SOUNDS SPIFFULENT"
"NOT THIS SILLY CAMERON BUSINESS"
"DREAM DIVE DAVID"
"it’s like the sink shit all over again"
"OKAY THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I PUT WIKI FOR JUST COS IT'S ✨ SPONTANEOUS ✨"
"Live love luton year 7s"
"WIKI IT IS TIME FOR YOUR UNTIMELY DEATH"
"ON KISS A GINGER DAY I COULDVE KISSED TENNANT WHEN HE WAS GINGER FOR GOOD OMENS FFS"
"yesssss lick my face beccalicious"
"ITS KISS A GINGER DAY IM GONNA DYE MY HAIR GINGER AND STRUT UP TO MR DODD"
"My mum's just marking her class's homework and keeps raging at the laptop she's stress-eating chocolate send help"
"guys my mum thinks i’m doing maths but i’m playing episode eheheheh"
"Yall are on episode I’m on wattpad😭"
"should i become a pacifist. i would but sometimes my sister needs a good slap"
"WIKTORIA YOU TROD ON MY SOUL"
"The tea is piping hot this evening ladies"
"i wish dave was here" "When do you not wish dave was here"
"DID I ACCIDENTALLY KILL YOU"
"✨ multi tasking ✨"
"ev where are you we’re in our spanish mock"
"LET'S HAVE A GAY OFF"
"Y A L O U S E"
"Guys I'm not sure if I've gone delusional or something but why can I hear birds tweeting their lungs out at this normal time go to sleep silly" (it was 2:07 in the morning)
"You've stolen my chair. This is an unforgivable hate crime."
"IT'S THE WAY YOU JUST OPENED YOUR BAG IN TUTOR AND IT WAS JUST ✨ CARDBOARD ✨"
"It's 2021 we're past the need for correct grammar"
"EV ARE YOU STARTING A GAY WAR"
"HONESTLY THAT PSYCHOTIC LITTLE OWL HAS TAUGHT ME MORE THAN SHE EVER COULD"
"i googled the answers bc i’m naughty naughty"
"NEW POTATOES ARE SO GROSS YOURE WELCOME"
"EVIE ITS WHEN YOU HIT PEOPLE WITH RULERS DJSJDJDH" "BRO THEY HAD IT COMING"
"I HATE SPEAKING TESTS UNLESS ITS ON MY DODDS LAP"
"😭😭😭BUT CARDBOARD IS JUST A SPECIALITY OF MINE"
"i want mr dodd ev in more ways than one"
"i wish dave was the subject of my dream. he’s the subject of all my day dreams. michael mcintyre was last nights obligation"
"Oh jeez she was in the tardis with him"
"I’m only awake cause of Dr Pepper"
"MAYBE IT'S ✨ MAYBELINE ✨ new york"
"I found a bee once and I called him bertram and he was so fat I loved him"
"EXCUSE ME BITCH WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN ERASURE"
"Sweetcorn is sexy this is true"
"WIKI THE SMILE IS EVIL I STG"
"It's the group incest for me"
"IS HE LIKE COLLECTING THEM LIKE POKEMON CARDS"
"Why do some fish look like they want to kill you"
"Always asking me to wave at him like fuck off you kinky bitch"
"Yes yes group assassination attempt"
"Okay who gave aldi rosé wine the right to be that good jfc"
"No forgetti the spaghetti"
"Ah yes you can just buy a mermaid from Pets at Home"
"HE SWITCHING LIKE A BEE ON POLLEN"
"EXACTLY SHOW THE SNOW WHO'S BOSS BBY"
"Evie I sent a bless your cottton socks voice note YA FUCKEN BETTER NOT FORGET HOW I SOUND"
"Evie is goldfish"
"FRESH AND FRUITY" "NICE BOOTY"
"Erm murder,jail yk the usual"
"BECCAS GONNA MURDER ME AND THROW MY BODY TO THE CELLS"
"Felicity why must you bring dave into every conversation we have"
"I'M A LONELY GAY IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK"
"my taste in guys 🤝 men who have life insurance"
"How I haven't been assissnated yet I have no idea"
"THE AUDACITY OF THIS WASP"
"I WANT THAT HOT GUY THAT THEY ALWAYS USE AS GANG LEADER ON WATTPAD"
"EV IS GONNA GO FULL GAY GUYS EHEH"
"If I was a fish and I saw tennant I would down also"
"i acc love weetabix"
"THE PANNY AND ALL THAT LOCKY D"
"It’s what I like to call I’m dropping out and becoming a stripper"
"Your only personality traits for like 7 years were liking sheep and drawing eyes"
"I may feel sick but I still look like a cool kid and that's all that matters"
"Thank you for having eyes"
"YOU SHOULD PUT IT ON YOUR CV 'GREAT AT WORKING WITH CARDBOARD'"
"YOU'RE LIKE AN HONOURARY LESBIAN ISTG"
"I THINK I DESERVE A NANDOS"
"I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY MATT DAMON IS IN MY MATHS WHAT IS GOING ON"
"evie you told me you were 34"
"I'm a whole ass ✨ psychopath ✨"
"i wish humans had 3 eyes"
"This is oblivious dumbass erasure"
"soft>>>>hard"
"It's the pouring yazoo over the bridge and onto cars in year 7 for me ✌😚✌"
"GUYS I THINK THE SNOW IS TRYING TO KIDNAP ME"
"Someone look at me the way miss mcdonald looks at benedict cumberbatch"
"he is beaUtiful the EYEcontAct"
"felicity please stop thirsting over dave and focus on the ✨ acting ✨"
"DANZA MCFUCKING KADURO"
"I just ate a bowl of loose corn"
"You've heard of smart cookies now get ready for clever biscuits"
"I'M GAY LEAVE MY ICED CARAMEL COFFEE ALONE"
"Ah yes because my blood is deep magenta"
"JUST BARK AND RUN"
"IS HE THINKING YOU'RE THE HORSE FROM PEPPA PIG"
"I think collectively we all have like two brain icells between us"
"Lolly billy"
"Felicity I'm gonna rename you on my phone to fish chat queen"
"I'M GONNA GET KIDNAPPED BY SATAN AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M NOT EVEN MAD"
"What in the name of sanity is normal duck research"
"I know I'm gay buy I'm not gay for ducks mmkay"
"THIS CHAT GETS MORE AND MORE HOMOSEXUAL"
"DROPPING MATHS IS SELF CARE 😌"
"Yes sheep cult time"
"IM GONNA BE FLIPPING DOUGHNUTS AT 3am"
"Like haha bold of you to assume I have morals"
"all i want is to buy a mini waffle machine thing and put cake batter and banana bread batter in it is it so much to ask"
"Fake a funeral and leave ;)"
"guys i have mad stress and my roots are growing in ginger"
"Can we shove bojo into a high school please i think it would do him good"
"if we can’t revise we can always have good skin"
"i’m gonna make friends with grimm reaper"
"YOU LOOK A BIT LIKE A BUILDER"
"Evie and that back camera are always terrifying"
"i want a mug in the shape of a pig"
"i left your suitcases in paris"
"evie you remind me of the direct line advert"
"I DO HAVE BEEF WITH TRAVIS SCOTT"
"FLISS GET THAT GAVIN;("
"Does ice count as a drink"
"omg i wanna buy a patch of land and be titled"
"HAVE FUNKY TIMES"
"UP AND OUT THE WINDOW BECCA"
"M2trappy LIVES FOREVER SUKI"
"GODDAMN IT WE HAVE DONE IT AGAIN ,ANOTHER CULT 🤦🏻♀️"
"I AM HEAD WIFE"
"Honestly I don’t know why this has became a normal thing that yall are just married off to each other 😂"
"Who needs mrs potter when we have becca"
"i am also silver because it’s a cold colour and i am cold always"
"good brain becca"
"I wanna be a glass lid"
"THE SISTERHOOD WILL STAND AGAINST EMOJI CREATORS"
"Seems like a toxic lesson, we don’t need toxic things ,throw the lesson in the bin"
"Ah yes the tears of innocent lids"
"lets do a blood pact but without blood. tear pact 😈"
"Wow shoul sounds like a good insult"
"She’s been insulting my google class profile all day😭"
"Martyna always wakes up and chooses violence this has been established"
"BEeF beEf I woke up and chose year 7"
"i’ve added some pregnancy"
"No limit just cults 😎"
"Also its mental abuse that I’ve forced myself to check my uniform still fits me"
"OMG BECCA STOP IF YOUVE GROWN IM LEAVING THIS COUNTRY"
"Why does my typo thing correct becca to BECCA"
"THE ONLY BOOKS I KNOW ARE WATTPAD"
"i just want a good uniform do they exist"
"*BALALALALAALALAAL LAAAAAA LALALALAAAAAAAAAAAA*"
"i love all your legs 🥰😈"
"i’m gay for you all."
"skirts are so tasty i need to buy some to show off my leggos"
"A bit of oxymoron never hurt nobody 😎"
"Everything is traumatising one way or another"
"I THINK TIME IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT"
"guys are we green pesto or red pesto"
"kinda looking like a gang of elf’s 😂"
"I’ve been hibernating"
"tom jones knows my name 😙😙"
"GOAT IT SHALL BE IN SCHOOL"
"✨ PICREW ✨"
"It’s a 5 minute long speech" "i can talk slow"
"oh god it’s fucking PE week"
"little does she know i don’t have a desk😈😈"
"my demon ate my homework"
Things me and my friends have said during our 14 day self-isolation:
“IT’S JUST MURDER CALM TF DOWN!”
“This is why we’re God’s bastard children lads. He took one look at us and went nah fuck that.”
“So what you can see here are 5 mature young adults yelling about roblox.”
“GUYS I NEED MONEY CAN WE BRAINSTORM” “stripper”
“GOOD OLD BIT OF HOMICIDE”
“BOJO IS PENG”
“I have magic stars” “YOU BITCH”
“I’m killing people while eating chocolate orange”
“THE BUNDA WIKI THE B U N D A”
“I don’t even know who it was I just walked into a room, killed them and left”
“Brb having an existential crisis about donuts”
“I sEe YoUr TrUe CoLoUrS” *trips up the stairs* “I can see your true colours but I apparently can’t see the stairs right in front of my face”
“i’M oN a PoLe”
“Okay guys ITS A FUNERAL”
“SCHOLARSHIPS OR ASSASINS WHO KNOWS”
“free science lessons is daddy”
“If I have to hack the government to make it happen then I will”
“I’m still in year 6 dont mind me”
“THERE IS NOTHING HOLY ABOUT THE GODDAMN BEE MOVIE”
“the spoon is hot”
“I’m decapitating people over here I’m having a great time”
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