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cornsword · 6 months ago

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“How old were you when you realized you weren’t a gifted kid any more”

“How old were you when you realized you weren’t going to magically grow up any more”

“How old were you when you realized you were never getting mutant powers/a letter to Hawgwurts or whatever any more”

I don’t know about all that but I’m 41 and coming to terms with the fact that I’m never going to turn into a big ol’ monster. If what you’re feeling is anything like that by god and christ you have my sympathies.

#adulthood #middle age #monsters #monster transformation #become the monster #i don’t need to be hot or interesting or powerful or even very scary btw #that’s not the goal that was never the goal #the goal is raawwwwwwwrrrrrrr wubba wunba boogie boo #in a fun way #maturity #i have a cpap instead and it sucks

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