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andtheclockstruckthirteen · 1 month ago

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My personal headcanon that Bruce and Diana are the danger duo in the Justice League and it involves ShenanigansTM.

Like those two are always getting into fights for no apparent reason other than A Bitch Opened Their Mouth.

(They're both very protective)

Those two are single-handedly the reason why Justice League Prank Wars are banned (and for good reason, poor Clark).

(Hal still checks under his seat before every Justice League meeting)

But this all started because the girls would Prank the guys by getting Diana to ask them uncomfortable questions and Bruce is the only one to actually answer her without treating her like a child or like she's stupid.

From there, it just spirals out of control.

#diana asks oliver where babies come from and the man stutters his way through a shitty rendition of the storks that he told roy #roy was 17 when he was given that talk and just wanted to watch oliver squirm #diana likes to ask follow up questions that make it impossible to think she genuinely does know the answers to these questions #the girls all gather round to target Batman zo they can marvel at the man blushing like a virgin #what they get is a very educational talk about things their doctors and gynos probably shouldve told them #bruce then becomes the justice league search engine and is single handedly the reaspn half of them know whays happening in their bodies #batman #bruce wayne #diana #wonderwoman #justice league #headcanon #bruce and diana friendship gives me life

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