#the giant rat who makes all of da rules

[ultimate-rat-bracket]

the bRATcket SEMIFINALS!

Here’s our other two semifinalists! It’s the rat movie’s star who’s large and in charge and the master of birthday celebrations, the Giant Rat, VS. Rat Jesus and protector of the weak who lives in the sewers of fantasy New York City, Kugrash!

[the-zote-lord]

Rat Tournament

[chaoticgouda]

whaddafuk happen to ur pfp -@icechillix

rats. we’re rats. we’re the rats 🐀 🐀 🐀

[every-character-ever-poll]

THE GIANT RAT - Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure

(Giant Rat, right)

PROPAGANDA:

He’s da giant rat who makes all the rules

[technocite]

Monsterframe 1999 au thoughts re: what the hex are like when they’re monsters. Scale of who’s the most cognizant/lucid when transformed: tends to inversely correlate with how well they hide and suppress their nonhuman impulses. I still need to get around to designing what everyone looks like oughh

Eleanor: most lucid. Least amount of psychological differences between human and monster forms. Able to communicate telepathically, reasonable, albeit with an increased tendency to climb on the walls and make clicking noises.

Amir: mostly lucid, although lacks impulse control and is distracted to an extreme. Capable of understanding things spoken to him, but limited in his ability to communicate back which visibly frustrates him. Not entirely coherent, but usually reasonable, and it does not take much to snap him out of mindless behavior.

Aoi: actually having a grand time. Prone to brief flashes of agitation and aggressively animalistic behavior, but for the most part is not aggressive. Destructive (methodically disassembles random shit) and maternal (will bite you by the scruff and carry you somewhere else) but otherwise harmless if she likes you. Can follow a conversation, but Will pin you to the floor and groom your hair against your will.

Quincy: alternating between being aggressively angsty or chewing on things he shouldn’t. It takes a lot to draw him to coherency, and has selective hearing when others try to talk to him. Independent and aloof in the way a standoffish cat is, although will never be far away from others. Ambush predator.

Lettie: da giant rat that makes alla da rules. Hostile to all but her rat colony, almost always highly agitated by human presence, but can be bribed with peanut butter. Often engaged in grooming and nesting behaviors, hoards food. Spits and hisses and runs away to hide. Capable of squeezing through smaller spaces than you’d expect.

Arthur: having a horrible terrible time. Territorial, easily agitated, incoherent. In the rare instances where he’s not rampaging in a panic he spends most of his time pacing and sulking. Most likely to be found engaging in explicitly destructive behaviors (ripping apart a sofa because it pissed him off). Often possessed by the compulsion to Run Away Very Far Away and Scream into the Night. Most likely to eat a guy.

[abijahfowler]

me about to open google docs to type a headcanon doc for the first time sine 2019 because i have cooked up wayy to much lore about some nasty old stinky ginger giant rat who makes all of da rules and i don’t want to forget them

[somethingshinycaughtmyeye]

He’s the giant rat who makes all of da rules

[kawowru-nagisa]

🐀

I'm the giant rat who makes all a da rules

we prey at night we stalk at night .....

[capsicrew]

HE’S THE GIANT RAT WHO MAKES ALL OF DA RULES !!

[diagnosed-overthinker]

its him

he's the giant rat who makes all da rules

[ultimate-rat-bracket]

the bRATcket

ROUND THREE

It’s time for our second half of Round Three! This match, it’s the rat who breakdances in the face of death itself, Mad Rat, VS. the crime loving rat gang leader who’s large and in charge, The Giant Rat Who Makes Of All Da Rules!

[rusholme]

I’m da giant rat who makes all of da rules

[girlcraft2003]

Hello I am 18 rats who act as one humanoid colony, you're under the rat Mafia's protection. All we ask is for your hesitation to kill us, the rat pile.

Why thank you mafia rats. I shall not kill you. I do need to know if these is a giant rats that makes all of da rules.

[kittypets-unite-au]

Rats! We're rats! We're the rats!

We play at night, we stalk at night, we're the rats!

I'm da giant rat who makes all of da rules!

Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into...

You Have Entered 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐕𝐄

[selkieblood]

having fun in elden ring slaying the giant rats who make all a da rules

[thenecronomiconeconomist]

Da giant rat (who makes all da rules)