#the giant rat who makes all of da rules

[ultimate-rat-bracket]

the bRATcket SEMIFINALS!

Here’s our other two semifinalists! It’s the rat movie’s star who’s large and in charge and the master of birthday celebrations, the Giant Rat, VS. Rat Jesus and protector of the weak who lives in the sewers of fantasy New York City, Kugrash!

[the-zote-lord]

Rat Tournament

[mas-o-kissed]

Losing my mind at WE’RE DA FIVE HUNDRED CORNERED RATS

[chaoticgouda]

whaddafuk happen to ur pfp -@icechillix

rats. we’re rats. we’re the rats 🐀 🐀 🐀

[technocite]

Monsterframe 1999 au thoughts re: what the hex are like when they’re monsters. Scale of who’s the most cognizant/lucid when transformed: tends to inversely correlate with how well they hide and suppress their nonhuman impulses. I still need to get around to designing what everyone looks like oughh

Eleanor: most lucid. Least amount of psychological differences between human and monster forms. Able to communicate telepathically, reasonable, albeit with an increased tendency to climb on the walls and make clicking noises.

Amir: mostly lucid, although lacks impulse control and is distracted to an extreme. Capable of understanding things spoken to him, but limited in his ability to communicate back which visibly frustrates him. Not entirely coherent, but usually reasonable, and it does not take much to snap him out of mindless behavior.

Aoi: actually having a grand time. Prone to brief flashes of agitation and aggressively animalistic behavior, but for the most part is not aggressive. Destructive (methodically disassembles random shit) and maternal (will bite you by the scruff and carry you somewhere else) but otherwise harmless if she likes you. Can follow a conversation, but Will pin you to the floor and groom your hair against your will.

Quincy: alternating between being aggressively angsty or chewing on things he shouldn’t. It takes a lot to draw him to coherency, and has selective hearing when others try to talk to him. Independent and aloof in the way a standoffish cat is, although will never be far away from others. Ambush predator.

Lettie: da giant rat that makes alla da rules. Hostile to all but her rat colony, almost always highly agitated by human presence, but can be bribed with peanut butter. Often engaged in grooming and nesting behaviors, hoards food. Spits and hisses and runs away to hide. Capable of squeezing through smaller spaces than you’d expect.

Arthur: having a horrible terrible time. Territorial, easily agitated, incoherent. In the rare instances where he’s not rampaging in a panic he spends most of his time pacing and sulking. Most likely to be found engaging in explicitly destructive behaviors (ripping apart a sofa because it pissed him off). Often possessed by the compulsion to Run Away Very Far Away and Scream into the Night. Most likely to eat a guy.

[every-character-ever-poll]

THE GIANT RAT - Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure

(Giant Rat, right)

PROPAGANDA:

He’s da giant rat who makes all the rules

[somethingshinycaughtmyeye]

He’s the giant rat who makes all of da rules

[kawowru-nagisa]

🐀

I'm the giant rat who makes all a da rules

we prey at night we stalk at night .....

[capsicrew]

HE’S THE GIANT RAT WHO MAKES ALL OF DA RULES !!

[diagnosed-overthinker]

its him

he's the giant rat who makes all da rules

[ultimate-rat-bracket]

the bRATcket

ROUND THREE

It’s time for our second half of Round Three! This match, it’s the rat who breakdances in the face of death itself, Mad Rat, VS. the crime loving rat gang leader who’s large and in charge, The Giant Rat Who Makes Of All Da Rules!

[girlcraft2003]

Hello I am 18 rats who act as one humanoid colony, you're under the rat Mafia's protection. All we ask is for your hesitation to kill us, the rat pile.

Why thank you mafia rats. I shall not kill you. I do need to know if these is a giant rats that makes all of da rules.

[selkieblood]

having fun in elden ring slaying the giant rats who make all a da rules

[mothfeather-of-riverclan]

Rats! We're rats! We're the rats!

We play at night, we stalk at night, we're the rats!

I'm da giant rat who makes all of da rules!

Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into...

You Have Entered 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐕𝐄

[hometownrockstar]

did you know that if you have a big enough cast of ocs youre legally required to draw them all as animal crossing villagers at least once

[kogita]

MY RULES OF WHICH MUST BE FOLLOWED 

                                                                ( or else i will be very ): ) i. while i do not foresee this blog being particularly triggering themes of death, death ideation, and emotional childhood neglect are present. cogita is a woman caged by her grief ᅳ death is something that constantly nips at her heels, hence making it a common topic here. additionally, i headcanon cogita to be volo’s biological mother. i plan to explain this more in an in-depth headcanon later on, but for the time being know that she raised him with emotional distance and convinced him his ‘mother’ was no longer of this world. as far as volo could be concerned, cogita was nothing more than a caretaker until he was old enough to live on his own.

ii. i’m fine with mains, but not exclusives. a main is someone whose lore is either tied-to or influences my own, but i will always adhere to fit another’s worldbuilding in the event it’s preferred over following my own. anyone that’s a mutual can ask to be my main or tie-in/take-from my lore for their own muse, but please do not ask me to be exclusives with you! i feel really, really bad when it comes to that sort of thing. i just want to rp with everyone, have fun, and make a lot of friends. ): currently, my lore is shared with / tied to @volot and @ginkgold. @kairoi is also a main of mine, which means their adaman / dialga may be mentioned off-hand in threads or muse commentary. iii. while i’m open to all manner of original characters, crossovers, and aus ᅳ there are a couple fandoms I personally do not feel comfortable interacting with. many of them are very niche, but the likes of blogs for roleplaying irl people or blogs for the dream smp are some of the more popular examples. it’s nothing against anyone, i just simply won’t follow a blog for something i’m uncomfortable with. iv. in the event of serious matters, i’m 100% pro-callout. if presented with proof of pedophillia, grooming, racism, abuse, heavy lgbtphobia, or anything else that poses a potential danger to others i’ll be more than happy to reblog a callout to help keep the community safe.  v. please softblock me when unfollowing! if someone i’ve followed hasn’t followed back in a week (but is active) i’ll typically unfollow to keep my dash clean.  vi. patience is a virtue ᅳ i’m a pretty busy person with an extra busy year ahead of me, so my activity is pretty sporadic. i’m almost always on discord and find rp there to be the simplest possible, so feel free to add me or invite me to any groups! they’re a good way to make friends and get to know the community, so i’d be absolutely jazzed to get tossed in one! if you’re worried i forgot / lost a thread feel free to let me know, just try not to do it constantly to the point it’s clearly pressuring. i don’t reply to threads in any specific order but rather do so on the basis of how my muse is currently feeling or how long the thread is, but it’s never any sort of favoritism! vii. i have a planned singleship with @ginkgold’s ginter. i’m uncomfortable with multishipping my own muses, so please do not approach me with the intention to ship with any of my muses across any of my blogs that have an established singleship. one-sided things are perfectly fine, but please know that feelings will never be returned. this in mind, nsfw will be present. i don’t write public smut but ask memes and suggestive commentary aren’t anything i’m opposed to. violence could happen too, but who wants to hurt a poor 2,000+ 40-something-year-old lady? respect your elders. viii. mun is not the same as muse, do not breach ic / ooc boundaries or accuse me (the writer) of sharing a problematic behavior that my muse has (such as, in the case of cogita, being emotionally neglectful and distant.) no god-modding, no meta-gaming, no killing/injuring my muse without permission, and ABSOLUTELY no lgbtphobia/racism/pedophilia/etc. reblog karma is practiced but not expected of others. all art credits can be found linked on my pinned post.