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fullsunalicia · 4 years ago

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127 reacting to their crush wearing provocative clothing all of a sudden nshduaisna thanks

LMAO i felt that keyboard smash. thanks for the req, bubs! 💘

Moon Taeil

blushy babyboy!! he’s not used to seeing you in revealing clothing, and the sight makes his heart go boom boom

he is looking respectfully ma’am 😳😳 shyly looks you up & down and blushes even more when you giggle

if you ask him if he likes it, he’s definitely gonna stutter LMAO

Lee Taeyong

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HOOOO BOY,,,,, he can’t even look you in the eyes because he’s that: flustered. i can literally see him getting speechless at the sight!!

when he regains his composure though, he’s gonna shower you with compliments!! it’s the fashion icon in him 😌

Seo Johnny

hello and welcome back to johnny’s fashion evaluation. things y/n did? that. things he wants you to do? step on him

NOT KIDDING he goes into full simp mode. cheerleader!john !!

mayhaps he’ll stare a little longer at your thighs and mayhaps he smirks when you catch him staring ;)

Nakamoto Yuta

the physical embodiment of this emoji: 😏 HHHHH it’s so funny

cannot for the life of him keep his eyes off you!!! you look BEAUTIFUL and that outfit is to DIE FOR

yuta’s new religion is you in skirts and thigh highs. sorry i don’t make the rules, simp lord yuta does

Kim Doyoung

LISTEN,,, he may try to seem unaffected but that tent in his pants isn’t lying girl!! mans is out here dreaming of you

it gets so awkward he tries to maintain eye contact because he can’t allow himself to look down, hE’S A GENTLEMAN,,,,,,,,,,,

please do not bend over in that skirt you’re going to be the death of him

Jung Jaehyun

shameless boner ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it’s jaehyun what did y’all expect lmao

be ready to spend the rest of the evening hitting his fingers because they keep wandering over your exposed skin - mans doesnt know how to keep his hands to himself

will physically drool over your thighs in thigh garters like,,,, beautiful 😔

Kim Jungwoo

THE ONLY ONE WHO ACTS UNAFFECTED AND IS ACTUALLY UNAFFECTED

this soft babyboy just keeps praising you for your fashion choices its so cute hhhhhh. despite the perfect view he has at your boobs, he only thinks about cuddling the shit out of you

soft boy jungwoo hours: [open]

Dong Sicheng

:o whats this??? y/n with cleavage??

he’s in a w e . it’s such an usual sight for you to wear stuff that compliments your figure and he has to take a hot minute to engrave that memory into his mind because goddamn.

firm believer in y/n in fluffy skirts,,,, you LOOK SO CUTE IN THEM HE CANT HELP HIMSELF

Mark Lee

uhhhhhHHHHHHHH *sound of that windows error crashing sound*

doesnt speak but runs his hands over your curves on instinct!!! how does he even do that when he’s blushing hundred fifty shades of red, ARE YOU SHY OR NOT LEE???

quietly whispers compliments because he’s still shook,,,, pls wear provocative clothing more often

Lee Donghyuck

y’all best believe this man starts bragging how he has the most amazing girlfriend ever hahdhehwbs i’m gonna: [combust]

the type of boyfriend who marks you up so everyone can now who you belong to :’) forget aboht arguing, he doesn’t accept a no

LOVES you in provocative clothing. LIVES for it. pda 24/7 babey !! if he sees some skin he IS gonna touch it !!!

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ready-to-obeyme · 4 years ago

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Can you do a weeding head canon for Satan pls? Please please please. Thank you so much for you time

Wedding Headcanons for Satan/Reader

wow four pages just like his birthright lol

*:ﾟ*｡⋆ฺ(*´◡`) I love thinking about weddings!! hope you like it! 🌺 kept it gender neutral as usual

EDIT: ltskjdlafskj tumblr didn’t save my FORMATTING (cries) hhhhh but hope it looks okay now!

where they get married

England, probably, if you chose a human place to get married at, but not in the city

i can imagine a cozy little cottage near a lake, set up a veranda and tables and chairs and there you have it; definitely outdoors

when they get married ( ie what time of day, what month and season etc. )

Early spring, late morning

very peaceful time of the year

If we want to get specific, most likely March when the breeze is cool and gentle and the foliage is lush and green

what traditions they include ( do they get married under a chuppah and crush a glass, garter toss, ‘something borrowed, something blue,’ etc. )

It probably sprinkles a little bit the morning of the wedding-- which is good luck, Satan reassures you

Throwing rice at the newlyweds over confetti-- mainly because it’s biodegradable and the wedding is outdoors

(had to search this up but) Satan, devious as he is, asks to do the garter toss

Basically, you wear a garter (that can match your wedding night lingerie wink wink) and he takes it off using his teeth or hands

Satan uses his hands-- but that doesn’t mean he can’t make it as intimate and alluring as he possibly can, making sure you’re aware of where his hands are on your leg as he shoots a coy look up at you just to see you blush

if you’re uncomfortable being that intimate in front of your family, no problem-- he can always just take it off later when you’re alone together

definitely hands or tosses the garter smugly at his brothers next time he sees them just to watch them scream

what their wedding cake looks like

small, four tiered cake decorated with pink peonies and light pink roses, accented by green leaves and gold

matches the bouquet!

….who smashes cake into whose face

you think and even plan it the moment the two of you decide to get married that it would be you

Satan surprises you by getting the jump and smushing cake onto yours first

gracefully lets you smash cake into his face too, a wide smile on his face the entire time

who proposed to who first

you think the cake is revenge for the fact you beat him to the punch and asked him to marry you first (after he says yes)

Satan was slightly miffed because he planned a whole getaway and everything to ask you

tells you as much with a pout as you laugh

gives you the ring he bought you and gifts you with something else during the getaway instead of the ring

who walks down the aisle and who waits at the altar ( or neither )

Satan refuses to be walked down the aisle by Lucifer, so he stubbornly stays at the altar (with Asmo as his best man and probably Lucifer as one of his groomsmen)-- which honestly, works for him

the flutter in his chest and the way you look incandescently beautiful as you walk down the aisle takes his breath away

loves the traditional wedding, Satan is a sucker for romantic cliches considering his proclivities for novels-- he's undoubtedly has thought of you in this very moment before a real proposal was ever on his mind the sap

what their wedding dresses / suits / other look like

one thing is for certain: Satan does not get to dress himself

And honestly neither should I but here it goes

Asmo and Lucifer help him choose the tuxedo to go with the color theme (green)

Grey, three-piece suit with an accented forest-green signature bowtie

White button-up shirt inside

Accented with a very, very pale pink rose pinned on the lapel of his suit

what their wedding colour scheme is and what sort of decor they have

Pastel and forest green with gold accents

Very nature-esque considering the outdoor location

Considering this happens on a grassy area, the walkway is scattered with flowers, the arch is decorated with peonies and roses

what flowers are in the bouquet ( if applicable. bonus: what do the flowers mean? )

Pink Peonies - represents honor, romance, beauty, and bashfulness

Pink roses - playful innocence/sensitivity

White daisies - true love, new beginning

Satan would have loved to thrown in an orange lily somewhere, but considering his color is GREEN, Asmo fought against it heavily -- but it would have symbolized a passion for life

Throw in some green in there too to match the theme and balance out the bouquet

what their vows are ( eg poetry, traditional, improvised etc. )

It's not that Satan can't be original, but it's more like he believes the traditional vows are still true and romantic to this day; definitely customizes it to fit him more

“With this ring, I give you my heart. I promise from this day forward, you shall not walk alone, may my heart be your shelter, and my arms be your home.”

He definitely does add the bits of poetry he's written about you-- highlighting the ways he has fallen for you and how you make him feel at home with you

Levi calls him a sap but he dries his tears with a tissue during the proceedings so his comment is invalid-- this scene is too perfectly anime to not love

he's an intellectual and a man of books: he's definitely got a way with words and spent weeks forming the best vow that encompasses everything he would ever want to say to you

if there was a day he’d say all the tender feelings he had for you, today was the day (out of the many days from thence on)

is surprised when you cry and secretly pleased-- makes (more) vows to tell you how much you mean to him more

if anyone’s late to the wedding

bye jk

wedding would be pretty small so doubtful there would be late comers (unless you have a large family and would like to invite them)

wouldn't roast anyone on your side for coming late; very understanding about it

if any of his side comes late, he'll say something to playfully tell them off or be exasperated but not surprised

but honestly it doesn't really matter to him because at the end of the day, he loves his family and he couldn't be happier to know they're there for him on his special day

who’s in the bridal parties / groomsmen / other

Lucifer -- and not just by default; Satan asked him specifically to be a part of his groomsmen

Lucifer was very soft about it, not that either of them will acknowledge it

tbh kind of hard not to just assume all the bros wouldn't be the groomsmen but if we had to choose a typical three, the other two would be Asmo (best man) and Mammon

who gives speeches at the reception ( bonus: what do they say? recount a sweet memory or two between them? tell an embarrassing story? )

Lucifer was the one to bear witness to another side of Satan when he made a pact with you, so undoubtedly he would talk about that just to embarrass Satan

Satan would never say it, but he’s warm thinking that Lucifer would remember something like that

I actually think his speech would be very emotional, considering the rocky relationship those had had and how much they each have grown and mended their bond

Satan tears up and squeezes your hand, though he is embarrassed when you smile at him knowingly

his other brothers probably sneak in speeches of their own about Satan's angstier days-- hoping to squeeze as many funny stories they’ve collected over the thousands of years living together as brothers

they're lucky Satan is in a good mood the entire day so he won't throttle them lmao

who catches the bouquet( s )

Solomon, the crafty bastard

Satan wishes he was more surprised

Asmo doesn't stop whining to Solomon the entire night

what their wedding photos are like ( are they sweet, with the couple holding hands or kissing or ~gazing into each others eyes~? are they silly, with a snapshot of the ‘cake-smash’ moment? or are they artistic, with one of them facing the sunset or holding their bouquets? )

Satan is a photographer-- of course he's going to go all out and memorialize the event

probably has been keeping a scrapbook of your relationship ever since you both went steady and tbh he might have to start a completely new photobook just for the journey from engagement to wedding

the wedding photos of you in your wedding outfit are personally taken by him-- there is no one else that can capture the way your eyes crinkle with joy or the soft glow of your smile at dusk

if beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then you would be the most beautifully wedded person the world has ever seen in the photos Satan has taken of you

literally cannot get enough of you in your outfit that you have to tell him to stop so you can actually have photos of him and with him

trusts Asmo to make sure that they look on point and that the photographer takes good pictures of everything during the reception and wedding itself

just as much tender moments as there are silly moments; Satan loves them all

what sort of food they have at the reception

if they have their wedding in the human realm, then Satan would let you handle the food considering he knows more devildom food (food which may alarm normal people)

agrees to most of your choices, taking into consideration any allergies

what can I say? he's a reasonable guy

also he knows Beel would finish everything if anything

Definitely chooses the tea to be served during desserts though

who cries first during the ceremony

in comparison with Satan, you probably cry first, but Satan is definitely not far off from joining you after

it's one of the happiest days of both of your lives after all

how wild their reception gets ( who dances the best, who gets drunk first, etc. )

I stand by the fact Satan has pretty low tolerance for alcohol and you bet Asmo (and Mammon) helped plan everything and bought a TON of alcohol

Satan gets drunk quick and is extremely sappy with you the entire night cannot stop saying how happy he is that you chose him of all people, that he promises to make you as happy as he can, and that he loves you

bless Lucifer for keeping his brothers in check during the wedding; god knows what would happen otherwise

what their rings are like

Satan likes a simple gold band on his ring finger, though he wouldn't mind an engraving inside

if you do get something engraved, he'll get melty if it's a message for him or something that commemorates your relationship (he probably likes thay it's like the engraving on the One Ring in Lord of the Ring)

he gets you a diamond ring on a gold band

simple can go a long way!

what sort of favours they have ( heart shaped sparklers, mini champagne bottles, personalized candy etc. )

I actually don’t think you have any party favors; I imagined it to be a quaint, small wedding

Guests can take home the centerpieces and decorations though-- and the rice, if they didn’t throw it all at you lol

where they go for their honeymoon

somewhere with a lot of history and lots of things to see and do the man is an explorer and the next chapter of his life is with you

type to keep the romance alive by whisking you away into experiencing something new

idk why but I'm getting Belgium or Germany vibes for the honeymoon

something memorable that happens during the party / ceremony ( do they run out of ice and someone goes to get it in full formal wear on foot, does anyone fall asleep in the middle of the party, etc. )

asides from the typical House of Lamentation excitement (ie. Asmo flirting with everyone, Beel eating out every table, Mammon trying to steal the silverware, Belphie sleeping underneath every table at some point)

they run out of alcohol pretty quickly so Beel (almost completely sober) and Mammon (drunk) go out to get more while being supervised by (an admittedly tipsy) Lucifer-- and come back with a boatload of more alcohol and McDonalds froes two hours later

(i mean, combine a voracious appetite, a big spender, and a man who doesn’t make the best decisions when drunk is basically ASKING for something memorable to happen)

dear lord guys its almost 12am who do you think is gonna drink all of this wine and beer

also asmo definitely steals the wedding bouquet from solomon

who officiates the ceremony

definitely not a priest (haha)

I have an odd feeling it would be Barbatos

I think people would think he’s a priest anyways, asides from the teal highlight in his hair

what song their first dance is to

Everything - Michael Buble + Choreo gotta love youtube

Playful, happier dance

Lots of swaying motions and looking at each other’s faces and just laughing

(im so soft aaaaa)

A celebratory dance to start off the rest of your life together

sidenote: My friend was kind to note that the guy in the video’s outfit matches Satan’s butler where there’s a funky tie tucked into the vest too alskdfjsldkjf

Asmo couldn’t convince Satan otherwise to not wear the vest but it’s okay because all the two of you can focus on is each other anyways

who gives who away as they walk down the aisle

Satan doesn’t walk down the aisle, but Asmo (as best man), Lucifer, and Mammon stand beside him

Lucifer thinks it's endearing how much Satan fidgets until he sees you, then he's too enamored to remember to be nervous

Asmo thinks everything is picture-perfect; all according to plan

Mammon keeps crying into his sleeves

Satan watches you walk down the aisle, sees you beam at him, and it takes his breath away

nothing can take his gaze off you now

#obey me satan #obey me headcanons #wedding headcanons #shall we date? obey me!#obey me!#WEDDINGS MAKE ME SO SOFT #BUT TUMBLR'S FORMATTING MAKE ME AAAAAAAAAAA #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me asmoedeus #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub #anon

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illfoandillfie · 5 years ago

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This is so much fun. 🎉 And since we’re doing nsfw, I have some more top 5 for you: lingerie / sex scenes in films / fantasies to get off to 🥺🍆🥵

kdhsdhfksd okay these took some thinking but it was the fun kind of thinking so that’s okay. thank you!

Lingerie: (links go to lovehoney)

At the moment my fave is this matching set ofwet look high wasted undies and crop top I bought in a valentines sale

Red gift wrap bow (mr taylor please come andruin me)

This maroon basque I own. It's a bit tight butmy tits look great in it

Simplicity can be really lovely in lingerie soI'm a big fan of like a nice bra and a matching set of undies, maybe addinggarter/stockings as well (I've got a plain black set but the thong iscrotchless and it’s decorated with little pink bows which is very cute)

As someone who has a big softspot for a) historyand b) the pinup/rockabilly scene I’m a big fan of corsets. There are so manydifferent styles and they come in so many fun colours and patterns. I have acheap one I bought on wish but I would absolutely love to get one properly fittedand made for me.

Sex scenes in film:

Atonement – against the bookshelf in thelibrary, ma’am im going to faint (bonus points because james mcavoy is perpetuallyon my to do list and kiera knightly’s dress is stunning, as is she)

The Bronze – not necessarily because it’s superhot but it’s Sebastian Stan playing a cocky as hell gymnast doing all sorts ofwhack flips and handstands during sex which is completely fucking ridiculousbut it’s also a win in my books (seriously…his character has a tattoo of thepart of an Olympic medal that hangs around your neck which leads down to hisdick. She literally says the words “gimme that gold” before he does a flip intoher its one of the best things ive ever seen. Also he do look reaaaallll fuckinhot in that movie)

I’s not a full on sex scene but the scene inSecretary where he spanks her as she reads the letter? Oof yes hello why isn’tthat me? Honestly tho I haven’t seen the whole film but what I have is so verygood (maggie gyllenhaal walking around with a spreader bar cuffed to her wristscarrying papers in her mouth? James spader putting a fucking riding saddle on herback while she’s on all fours on his work desk? Part of me is into it becauseim a big dumb sub and hhhhhh part of me is into it cause its maggie gyllenhaal lmao)

Okay ngl this is where I started to blank whichis dumb cause I know ive seen more sex scenes than this but anyway Deadpoolshould get a mention both because ryan Reynolds is hot but also because is justkinda real cute the way they show the progress of time by having them fuck ondifferent holidays. Also because he gets pegged for international womens dayand that’s fucking brilliant.

I can’t think of another so lets just say thisspot is reserved for whatever The Voyeurs gives us.

Fantasies to get off to: (oh boy im really putting myself on blast rnyikes)

A freeuse type scenario like the guy I live with can just use me whenever he wants.Maybe im doing the dishes when I get bent over and railed orrr waking up andI’m being fucked or like I'm playing a video game or reading and he takes thecontroller or book out of my hands so he can fuck my throat and then hands itback like nothing happened – sometimes with the added bonus of not being ableto cum in time and having to wait until he wants to use me again (hhhhh I justwant to be treated like a living fleshlight)

y’know those fics I wrote about being hogtiedand overstimulated? Yeah that

y’know those fics I wrote about being ahypnotised bimbo? Yeah that

okay this one is a fantasy I’ve had for a fewyears now that came about because of a porn video I watched. Basically in thevideo it was like a room full of men who’d paid to be there. The walls werelined with people sized holes and sticking out of them are women but justenough of them for the men to use. Each hole has a photo of the woman stuckover it but the men can’t see their actual faces. And basically the women laythere in different positions (some are on their backs with their legs chainedto the wall, some are kneeling on the floor, some are doing like a traditionalglory hole thing) while they’re used by a bunch of random guys they can’t see.It’s like a different take on free use I guess but oh to be one of those women.

I’m the pet to a couple. Sometimes the womanplays with me, sometimes the man, sometimes both idk I just wanna be calledkitten and be edged a lot and feel completely owned.

#kate omg #just made me call my self out multiple times here lmao #brigid's first birthday #londononvinyl

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