#the funney fish man

[mymomichis-blog]

hey funney fish-man

[littlepuffy4ever]

Okay I've (mostly) drawn all the bishops (but Narinder bc I draw him a lot already lol ;;--;;) but I can't figure out how to draw Kallamar (rip fish man)

[souptomatobasil]

Terry Interlude

[tucute-senpai]

you know the hellsite may be horrible, but at least it wont be on the same level as the fish fans on twitter going through the following list of my account thats been up for four years and tell me 13 year old me was a pedo by default cause i dared to say i dont like the fish

[projectilespiders]

My brain is presented with like a cast of characters, two of which are Big Vampire Lady and Funney Werewolf man and instead my brain decides to fixate on the gross fish man

[italiantea]

i swear this isnt hate just some criticism

dont get me wrong i really love jshk but i wish there was more... character development wise?

like okay nene’s whole thing is her self image issues, falling for pretty fuckboys etc but it’s always played off like a joke, it’s never really confronted seriously. plot-wise she plays an important role in destroying the yorishiros but like?? the power hasnt been explained yet. she doesnt really have any control in the plot, she just kinda does the thing without understanding it herself. the little mermaid arc is great because it’s a challenge for nene to see if she would stand by hanako, or take the easy way out. but i think it was weakened by the fact that 1. lets be real, living as a fish with a bunch of handsome fishes was never an actually appealing option, it was played for the funneys and 2. hanako ended up swooping in and making the choice for her. i know she would’ve wanted to stay anyway but it would have been more meaningful for her to choose it herself

kou, he plays the role of the exorcist but he’s canonically established to be too weak to exorcise... like... pretty much anything, sealed staff or not. he makes it up with... spirit? idk man he says a lot of stuff but doesnt have any real power to back it up. like hell, he’s even been called out on this twice in-story. his thing is being overshadowed by his older brother, but despite rebelling in the young exorcist arc he doesnt actually overcome teru in any way, he’s still as weak as before, the arc basically ends with teru going soft on him and relenting.

another thing that’s frustrating is the lack of communication between characters. i understand that hanako doesnt want to open up about his past yet, and from a storytelling pov the authors are saving it for later. but in-universe there are just so many established sources of information that it doesnt make sense for nene/kou to be so complacent in knowing nothing. a gruesome child murder from a few decades ago shouldn’t be that hard to look up, newspapers exist, locals who still remember are still alive. tsuchigomori canonically Knows Everything but isnt speaking. kou’s briefly mentioned grandma has got to know something, not to mention his whole esteemed exorcist family. like, kid, you have the connections, you should know more than that.

and then there’s teru who is powerful and supposedly protecting the students but has yet to do anything except... be intimidating? he holds the view that all supernaturals are bad and doesnt understand how the supernaturals in the school work to protect the students, which is just really stupid, you have the same goal, work! together! he doesnt seem to know about or be going after the broadcasting gang, the antagonists. actually at this point our main characters all know about tsukasa's shenanigans but no one’s going after him, there’s no plans being formulated, they’re just letting him do his thing.

now i know the story still has a long way to go but it’s been quite a few chapters and so far it just feels like the main characters have too little power to actively control the plot, and are also complacent in being reactive instead of taking the initiative.

[hellodyztopia]

TELL ME RYUJI HEADCANONS

i have. So Many. but here are the ones i can think of off the top of my head :]

-he’s an nb trans guy babey!!! he’s also bi babey!!!

-he has freckles.........

-he gives VERY good hugs. the best hugs. if one of the phantom thieves needs a hug?? he’s the go-to

-has social anxiety but is very good at hiding it. he’s got like a.... Fake It Til You Make It kinda attitude. his mindset is kinda just. be loud and funney and outgoing despite the anxiety until one day the anxiety is gone. he’s doing his best and i’m proud of him :]

-BFFS W ANN!! you cannot take this away from me ever ok he and ann are rlly close. they have regular sleepovers at ryuji’s house (ryuji’s mom LOVES ann) and they go shopping together, go on runs together, etc. i also like to think he went with her when she visited shiho in the hospital sometimes to make sure they were both doing okay

-he’s also good friends w mishima!! they like to hang out together after school sometimes :]

-no one would expect him to be a mom friend but like. sometimes he does have big mom friend energies. like. he probably won’t stop you from doing reckless things (he’s. usually the one encouraging reckless things actually) but if you get injured from said reckless thing he WILL take care of you regardless of whether you say you’re fine or not

-he listens to ajj. you cannot take this away from me ok he absolutely likes ajj

-has a very big collection of graphic t shirts that say really weird things. you know that shirt that says “women want me. fish fear me”??? yeah that’s the same energy most of his weird shirts have. ann has officially given up on commenting on it

-this is basically just canon actually but no one ever talks about it so. he’s way smarter than a lot of ppl give him credit for. he’s not exactly book smart usually but like.... he Knows Things man.

[purralyth]

Pls feel free to infodump abt Chariot I'd love to Listen to All of It. go gO GO!!!

YES I LOVE YOU i’ve infodumped abt her once before which can be found RIGHT HERE and idk how much more i’ve got without spoiling her whole arc for potential party members that see my tumblr so i’ll recount some of her Memorable Moments from her campaign so far!!!! (under the cut bc i got carried away)

she tried to cheat the kobold dmpc in a game of go-fish (it was the only card game that pebblebelly knew) but ended up getting smoked. it was a little humiliating. pebble tried to swipe her cards, chariot saved high enough, and pebble gave her a silver buckle as an apology. turns out it was from a dragon’s hoard so chariot’s never letting go of That

on the first night after defeating some bandits with her new group of acquaintances, they heard a ruckus downstairs in the inn lobby and saw a group of fish people with small boys in nets. chariot cast ice knife at one of the two fish holding the net but unfortunately ice knife is a spell that explodes upon impact and the boy in the net rolled a big fat critical miss to dodge it. so chariot’s an [accidental] child murderer

party ended up following the fish tracks down a well just outside the inn. it wasn’t necessary but she made sure she stored her fancy cloak and fine clothing in a bush, because she absolutely was not going to get that wet 

after losing half her HP slipping down the pipe to get into the well she and her party found a pool of water in the caverns. three people went in. chariot sat down and filed her nails while one of the fighters started freaking out about how long they’d been down there. “oh good, they’re not dead” was her response when they finally surfaced about a minute and a half later

pebblebelly (kobold dmpc) got snatched up by something in the ceiling and rather than help, chariot used her mage hand to poke at as many of its eyes as she could. it worked, somehow

we found more boys and more fishpeople. heavy-hitters rushed to help. chariot stayed behind with one of the fighters and examined a pot of orange liquid in the middle of the room. the liquid evaporated a knife. the fighter dipped her knife in the liquid and poked her finger. she suddenly couldn’t breathe and chariot chastised her later for grabbing at her so tightly she bruised. empathy 0

Not As Funny but after the fighter pricked her finger she started to hear a voice in her head which then made itself known in everyone else’s head and it poked a whole lotta fun at chariot and the people she trusts..! paladin dmpc warned us not to talk to it but lo and behold later that night chariot had a conversation, called this voice in her head that claimed to be older than gods a coward, and demanded a physical sign if it wanted her respect

it told her to go upstream

chariot didn’t tell anyone what she was doing but she went upstream

i can’t say what happened exactly but she got real mad at that voice and called it a coward and a liar and threatened to dismiss its presence as nothing more than a hysterical side effect of a poorly ventilated cave if she didn’t get something better soon. she called its methods bullshit. she insulted it quite a bit actually

oops! that was a mistake

walk down the last tunnel and become confronted by more fish people and the innkeep but he was like really sick. the voice possessed him and told chariot that if she wanted to talk face to face this was as good as it got. she got some empathy and sense knocked into her and demanded that they find another way but then a wicked lobster thing from hell came bursting out of his skin. chariot dealt like 28 damage in one hit to it which felt REAL GOOD

haven’t heard from the voice since, after it told them that it would kill them all in due time like ants by the waves of life or something

time to go to waterdeep for a quest > leads to a Bonfire Episode!!!! our barbarian and one of our fighters took down a wild boar so we had pork and told stories by the fire. chariot told them she was turned to stone for three days because wizards are poor losers, party monk claimed gamblers were poor losers too (at which chariot laughed bc it’s true) and one of our fighters asked if she did anything like that when she lost. chariot asked if she was volunteering to find out, the fighter foolishly said yes, chariot reached out for a handshake and made her take 4 damage with shocking grasp and got her hand to go numb. we both got inspiration points for that

we found out the dmpc wizard fucked a dragon. this has nothing to do with chariot but it’s a detail worth mentioning

we reached waterdeep’s gates and saw everyone else handing the guards papers, which we didn’t have, so instead chariot held out her signet ring with her uncle’s business’ crest on it and they were Immediately allowed inside and even offered an escort to her estate (which is funney…. bc she’s never had an estate in waterdeep !)

party now knows How Rich She Is uh oh! they got her to say she might take them back to neverwinter to visit her estate sometime later but she is a little wary since Half The Party Is Criminals (or at least accused of being so)

unfortunately as soon as they got inside waterdeep everyone that caught sight of her scrambled out of her way looking terrified. she asked a man for an address and when she thanked him for information he Bolted. party monk made a joke about how High and Mighty she was, but chariot didn’t take it so well. it hurts a little bit when no one even knows who you are but they’re terrified of you. being a rich tiefling can be a daunting prospect for a couple different reasons but it’s worse here than most places and she doesn’t really know why

that’s all the Honourable Mentions so far but we play again on wednesday when we get to wander down into a basement full of things that keep attacking the real estate agent so we’ll see what happens next ! (there wouldve been more for me to say but character arc spoilers…!)

[sunbiter]

i was going to make a funney joke post abt eating half a carton of hard boiled eggs but ive already compared myself to the fish man too much