#the fruitsnacks would be named something like squirterz extreeeem frütsnax
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flock-of-cassowaries · 4 months ago
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Barnabas Collins: “The night holds no danger for me.”
Spooky but oblivious cemetery attendant: “The night holds unseen dangers for every living soul.”
Barnabas: *Turns to the damn camera and smirks like he’s in a goddamn 1990s fruitsnacks ad.*
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