#the freaky sah saga

[ajevil]

do you think sah will have a healthy litter of sahlings

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[ajevil]

WHAT i did nothing wrong or devious.... this is a wrongful accusation and you will be speaking to. My lawyers... But here's the twist. My lawyers are the entirety of wastrlandclan

Hello I am an officer from the online beast containment bureau. You may have heard of our work. We think that the recent incidents in your inbox have been the work of a nefarious and mischievous beast and would like to know if you have any more knowledge on the subject

oh thank god. The BCB.

yes hello i think i have a prime suspect on who this nefarious and mischievous beast is.......here is a picture...

[ajevil]

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Sah this 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Sah that when will we get other 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 elders. open your minds people

I'm literally always saying this

[ajevil]

29 of the mekhlings are myths I had an affair you don't get it please give me 500 now i need 500 500 dollar for me mekh the elder of valley 500 dollar in my bank account for mekh the elder of the valley with 29 mekhlings from myth and 1 from [REDACTED] please please please

writing all this information down to send to the crown jewel..... >:3

[ajevil]

500 dollar please it's for my dead partners funeral

thats crazy btw does that mean youre single

[ajevil]

i support this proposal in theory but I don't think the world is ready for

Freaky Salem

New gender proposal...

Freaky Alasdair

If I am to accept this, then consider my new gender proposal:

Freaky Salem

[ajevil]

My name... Well.. My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're reading this ask, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.

whag

[ajevil]

context for people not in the loop

we stay silyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[ajevil]

i am a poor single parent who's rich and watching over 30 you don't understand i need 500

im sorry i cant help you... go get some eco friendly wood veneer and galvanized square steel... you can get through this <3

[ajevil]

500 dollars NOW please i need to feed all 30 of my meklets

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[ajevil]

Ok fine. You caught me. I'm not actually Mekh.

I KNEW IT

[ajevil]

don't send it to crown jewel please I've kept my mekhlings secret for 2 years please don't give me 600 dollar instead

are they mekhlings or mekhlets? not only do you misspell your own name but you keep calling them different things... btw they dont even use dollars in valley... beginning to suspect this is a FAKE POST!!!!!!!!!!!!! watch out or im going to cast curse of 900000 bees attack on you.... you dont want to mess with me im an alpha

[ajevil]

hi it's me mekh

can i have 500 dollars

they dont let cats use paypal.... btw are you sure this isnt freaky sah again? not to accuse you im just burned by the last attempt

[ajevil]

hi I'm sah im gonna get 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 in your inbox

[ajevil]

Is

Freaky Mekh

a thing

I don't think so, thankfully

[ajevil]

I don't appreciate you making fun of me being

Freaky

it's very serious actually and as an elder being

Freaky Sah

is very hard actually you don't understand how much it takes to freak it

in what ways are you distinct from normal sah. normal sah freaks it all the time and probably does it better than you