#the first one is so sweet but the second reflects my aquarius nature so idk

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I know I literally changed my url yesterday, but...

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*My* experience with the signs:

Experience with the signs: Aries: Somehow the ones with water moons have always become my best friends. So easy to get on with. Always easy to see they just want the respect they deserve. Truly charismatic trendsetters. I know they're not perfect, but they fight so hard to make life worth sharing in the tiniest and biggest ways. They need to RELAX. Just squint at them then make really big eyes then squint again. Then tease them and watch them get happily upset. Repeat. My favorite to go on adventures with. I always feel like i'm growing when we're next to each other 💜 Taurus: One of my best friends! Possessive - but so am I. GRRRR, ONLY ONE CAN SURVIVE. But we are SO chill- look deep in our eyes and you can practically see the cows grazing the pastures -and our love for the good life is lowkey what the world needs more of, whoops... starting to sound all global dominationy like another taurus.... anyways, I'm a bad Taurus bc idk how to give killer massages, or I guess i might kill someone trying to massage them, but my Taurus friends seem to use it as their fav seduction method! Who are we, man?? Idk. Love us 💯

Gemini: um. EXCUSE ME??! Look, I have gemini in my 11th house and when I discovered astrology I wanted to be a gemini so bad I cried bc I was a taurus but the stars chose me so I survived - plus the constellations gave me merc in gem as a consolation. all I'm saying is the majority of my friend group is gems and they make you feel so safe bc if you're good at talking/being a not-jerk they let you live??!! And isn't that what life is for? Living? Gemini hate isn't natural people, it's a construct, WAKE UP PEOPLE. They either have soft dispersive features or look like they were sculpted by marble Michelangelo himself chose. Hot 💯

Cancer: My dad is one. I hear they're supposed to be all "where is the management" and yeah that's pretty much him. But definitely good intuition, except when they're trying to be mad. They're the worst at anger - in a dangerous way. Dad taught me how to iron, microwave milk, etc. They're also superrrrrr sensitive and can try putting up this 3edgy5you shell around ppl in public (whereas aquarius does it to the world as a whole). Really sweet/endearing, too. My favorite inside joke is one a cancer told me.

Leos: My Leo friends always get sentimental when talking about being special. Not about how they think they're special, mind you, but how they fear they aren't living up to some universally acknowledged decree that if they don't mean the world to one awesome person, they better be seen as one fucking awesome person to the whole world. Or they want both. But they'll die if they get none. They're truly child like, in beautiful and saddening ways. I want to just take them out into the world and show them how the loveliness of their being alive is reflected in every waking instance of Life. They're funnnnn and cultured!!

Virgo: The most distinctive eyebrows, just sayin'. Like so thick and fluffy and 💯!! I admire their work ethic and wish I had more of them in my life. Even though we're both earth signs I feel like they're lightyears ahead and soaring through some extraneous dimension. I just hope they're enjoying themselves as much as they deserve to, bc they work for it!! Usually have the hottest guys imo...

Libras: Remember how I said Virgos have the hottest guys? Libras too! I always have a mind crush on libra guys and know how to spot one because they ALL use the words "fair enough", "to be fair", "at the same time". And they all have these scales of relativity they devise for the most intricate of situations. And so on and so forth, it's just fun to see how their minds are mapped. They NEED to choose situations that let them assert themselves.Beautiful, beautiful thoughts that deserve relief and recognition. But my most intense, hurtful relationships are with Libras, too...hm.

Scorpios: Also easy for me to befriend, like Geminis. (So I basically love the two most discrimated against signs 😂😂😂). Their paranoia makes me feel at home. They think they're using people and half the time they are, but half the time the people they're using are just being their genuine selves, and don't care to get muddled in manipulation. We love teasing each other. So easy to relax and get real with! The only ones I feel okay being most intense with, because they luv it.

Sagittarius: Also fun to tease SO.FUN. also very opiniated, and super interested in continuously collecting patches of knowledge to share. Idk a single sag who isn't mired in philosophy or religion or not double majoring/ getting a second degree. Talking to them is a trip! Very fair minded people, but also need someone to try new stuff with so it's a worthwhile experience and not just a vacuum, so be cool!! Also, they tend to be really quiet but also super loud.

Capricorn: The young ones are so mature it'd make me cry if it didn't kill me with laughter first. Luckily they discover the world loves their dry wit soon enough to deal with it. I have a lot of respect for them. They try to cover their coldness so much by acting the "right" way. But they aren't even cold! They're just trying to make it through. Also very easy to relax around. So optimistic and loving and lovable 😫

Aquarius: I feel uncomfortably comfortable with them?? Like #where'sthelie. But fr, I always crush on them for a hot minute and admire them from afar and then BOOM, we end up becoming friends and I realize...they don't think they have a lot of friends? They love to be included, but hate admitting it. Will, in fact, break up with you if you are too clingy for them!! Super kind and sweet, bullshit toooo much, but also wise and decorate my heart with springtime flowers no matter the season 🌸.

Pisces: Always pretty well-rounded from what I've seen. Kind of kind, also kind of preoccupied. But they are so kind! And so weirdly good at reading emotions, I'm not making this up. I've watched them change their voices and adopt others' mannerisms to create a more immersive environment in front of me, it's an art libras and gemini's can appreciate. I know they often do it because they want to make sure everyone feels good feelings. Don't let them do that too much, though, or they'll get subconsciously resentful. Tbh, I don't know many!