#the fire alarm bit is also real btw !! ✨️✨️

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❝ ah , stop right there ! hakuno - chan , confess to your crimes ! ❞

// random dazai in yr inbox bc hakuno withdrawals just hit me like a train 😧

unprompted,  always accepting !   @longerhuman  ♡

eh ...  ehh—?!   she's not quite sure what's happening,  but the detective's voice held a surprising amount of authority  ——  enough to cause her arms to lift,  hands open to allow a clear view of empty palms to the other.       ❛   confess to my crimes ...   ❜       existing ... ?  no,  she's been doing that for a while,  this timing likely meant that it was something more recent.  oh,  dear.  this really is making her reflect on her behavior ...       ❛   earlier ...  i thought about setting off the fire alarm,  for no particular reason ...   ❜

❛   i didn't do it in the end,  though.   ❜       adding that in almost hastily,  it was almost like it really was a statement defending herself from having commited an actual crime.       ❛   ah—   ❜       at long last,  having now realizing how silly this situation is,  her hands lower  ——   but remain slightly raised by her side in small clenched fists,  porcelain cheeks puffing up after a huff.       ❛   in the first place,  please tell me the basis for this interrogation so i can cooperate accordingly.   furthermore,  false accusations may damage a detective's reputation,  so please be more careful about that,  dazai .. !   ❜