#the final odyssey

[dionysism]

"odysseus should visit diomedes after the events of the odyssey" "odysseus should go see menelaus" personally if i was odysseus im not going fucking no where ever again 😭😭 THEY can come to ithaca. i've been traveling long enough

[lunameimei]

So that's basically what happened in "The Cyclops Saga" right ?

[keepin-it-on-the-d-l]

Two generations of dumbassery

[sarnai4]

Au. Before the Trojan war when Ares and Ody are asked to try to get along.

(Ares and Ody are sitting awkwardly across from each other.)

Ody: So, Athena asked us to try finding what we have in common.

Ares: We both want this to end. Done. (Stands up)

Ody: Yeah, but I don't think that's what she meant....uh, I love Penelope and you love Aphrodite.

Ares: That's true. (Sits back down) Aphrodite's amazing.

Ody (with a goofy grin): Penelope just has the brightest laugh.

Ares (head in hand): Aphrodite's so smart and pretty.

(Hours later, they're kicking their feet in the air while on their stomachs)

Ody (gleefully): And then this one time, Penelope made this little snort sound!

Ares (gasping): You're kidding! Aphrodite does that too! It's adorable!

Ody: I know right!

(Penelope and Aphrodite are about to enter the room. Athena stops them.)

Athena: Don't do in there. You'll be a distraction.

Penelope (confused): There's so much giggling in that room. We wanted to see what was going on.

Athena:...bonding.

Aphrodite: Between who?

Athena (directing them both away from the room): You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

[nikoisme]

penelope but with gray hair <3

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Started a new book series, and has been a journey...an Odyssey, if you will.

[ochiody]

paper drawing for once

[nintendochoi]

Logan: What was it you said? Full mount, ground and pound until he makes no sound?

Wade: Well, that was for fighting not fu-

Logan: *quirks eyebrow*

Wade: ... I'm into it

[little-cereal-draws]

Penelope: BE A BETTER PERSON! Odysseus: WHY?! Penelope: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

[seantealefan]

New still from Doctor Odyssey episode 6 "I Always Cry At Weddings"

Trailer for next week: here

[linkbetweenlinksau]

End of chapter 1- The Mark

Part 1|| part 2||

[reypadawanjedi]

"Hey, beautiful~ fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars"

[dndadsepisodecovers]

Ep.68.5.01- Hi,”Going Home,” I’m Dad.

[allisonmckenzieart]

Here she comes!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fant-asm4]

Ok, i’ll say it: when are we finally getting a d20 campaign for the freaks?

And why have i just created the perfect table?

System: Monsterhearts 2

DM: Ify Nwadiwe - allowed dropout to air the list of the # of times he and Em fucked each month, posts videos of himself crushing watermelons between his thighs when baited, includes Polysecure on his list of campaign essentials

Aabria Iyengar - #1 Monsterfucker, instigated the first in-game threesome in CR history, created A Court of Fey and Flowers

Erika Ishii - #2 Monsterfucker, seduced every PC and most NPC’s in the CR Monsterhearts one shot, created an enchanted cock ring for a villager in her first scene in WWWO

Brennan Lee Mulligan - will match anyone’s freak at any table, created Plug Strutt

Rekha Shankar - known big ass cartoon-lover, pulled that move (spoilers in the tags) in the Of Mice & Murder finale, every table of freaks needs one person who is this level of wild card

Grant O’Brien - “Hello, I’m…FIFTY?!” literally just watch any of the True Facts About Grant Anthony O’Brien episodes of Breaking News

Ally Beardsley - would somehow be the grounding force in the season, no one plays uncomfortable and horny like they do, 69 for healing

[nikoisme]

there's just someone else for you to take care of