#the filthy artstuck

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So I'm playing Terraria for PC a lot now (I used to play it A LOT on the 3DS version. Apparently also I figured out how to access tumblr on my 3DS one time.) aaand I decided to make Jade my character after the fact on 3DS I made it after Jake instead.

List of the items she has on in case you are having trouble reading it:

Celestial Cuffs (Hades dye)

Hand of Creation

Terraspark Boots (Pink Gel dye)

Butterfly Wings (Twilight dye)

Frog Gear ===Vanity===

Fox Ears (Silver dye)

Wedding Dress (Inverted dye)

Crimson Cloak (Twilight dye)

(It's not in the image- I forgot to put it on) Speed Hair Dye makes hair go green the faster you move

Chapter 3 of demonstuck au is in the works btw

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Nepepepepepepepetttaaaaaaaaaaaa~ :33

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Alt+Shift=Sburb redo???

hi. so i had an mspfa thing called Alt+Shift=Sburb! (yes spelled like that)

and it... well it's not the best in terms of visual or story quality- specifically in that the visuals were mostly base edits and hodge-podged school laptop trackpad art and the writing was not that special.

And then I ended it out of nowhere i believe 2 years later after only like what, 50 pages? and started a new one that I intend to still run also called NEW_GAME.sburb (yes spelled like that)

I'm much better skilled I thinks so I've decided to do a thing!

I'm gonna (re)create the panels and fully redo the story. Make it better now that I know how to at least make something sophomoric instead of freshman-y (not a word).

And also I'm redoing concepts for the story that have NOT EVEN been hinted at slightly within either story.

anyway here's some characters. They won't appear again for a while but trust me when I say remaking them is vital to remaking the rest of the whole shebang (i always think of that spider from LotR whenever I say "shebang". Shelob my beloved 🕷️)

(classpects subject to change) Now that I'm able to make things on my own with minimal-to-zilch bases or borrowed assets (besides like. jpegs and stuff for posters. those don't count), I too can be a Cool Kid.

Another tithe to pay in the meantime is this: MUSIC.

I CAN MAKE MUSIC. AND ALSO WITHIN THE PAST FEW DAYS I'VE SPONTANEOUSLY LEARNED HOW TO MAKE PROPER COMPOSITIONS AND SHIT. IT'S WILD SO I'VE BEEN MAKING THEMES FOR THE REWORKED TROLLS BASED ON THEIR CANON COUNTERPARTS' THEMES. Take a fuckin' sip, babe. ⏬

Alright you rowdy-dowdy (also not a word) kids and kidn'ts- Enjoy these while I do my magic (read: struggle but like... in a slay way)

EXTRA: Go read TITLE: <NULL>. NOW. It's made by Tost, the person who wrote the dialogue for the second episode of my demonstuck AU!

She's got stellar writing skills so you better enjoy those, too.

Miki, signing off~

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Demonstuck episode 2: "Red-handed"

when you stress over things and then get sick just get you a time player to suddenly vibe check you

that's not part of the fic summary Imao nerd. it just picks up right where it left off

“wouldn’t you like to know?”

“dave??”

“shit look at that” “first name stated as an isolated question” “thats how you know this is a dark and heated dialogue” “were really deconstructing some tropes out here” “in the woods"

"well, no it's hard to see... i didnt know who-"

"say no more, ill bite” “john"

“what are you doing out here????????“

“what am i not” “getting fresh up to some woodsy shit” “in the dead of night” “sunglasses included” “call them shits moonglasses”

“wh...why do you have your sword...?”

"for slicing" "might come across a nosy egbert"

"no... no way... what.." “what did you do to him?? to jake!"

"damn i thought i already answered that shit all ominously a minute ago" “wouldnt you like to know"

"why would you hurt jake?? “i cant believe........” “i thought we were friends! i thought... i thought you weren't evil at least!"

"wait" "reel it back" "fully bring that hook line and whole ass sinker back in" "all of it" "youre being serious"

"uh" "yes??" "jake is missing!"

"oh shit dude" "i thought you were just doing one of those egbert training exercises"

“a.. what?”

"listen i dunno what you get up to in that house"

"wait wait wait so you..." "you didn't do anything to jake?"

“no”

"oh." "so then… what was with being all… dark and foreboding?"

"hell dude when two bros meet up in the middle of the woods, dark of night" "youd be a fool to miss up the chance to spew out some dark and ominous shit" "you dont get the chance often"

“...i should have figured.”

"yeah" "so is jake really missing"

“yes!!!!!!!!”

"shit man why didnt you tell me" "i wouldve cut to the chase sooner"

"i mean... i did." "i was pretty clear"

"...ok, fair enough" "thats on me"

“...so...”

"are you gonna help me, you know, look?"

"dude you know im all for it but i gotta check with this dope ass bird on my shoulder first" "in all its spooky knowledge"

"what..." "...okay?"

prolonged silence

"alright were good" "lets go"

"you just... you didn't ask it anything?" "you just casted a sideways glance in that.. like... direction"

“hell yeah i did”

“...okay then. let’s go.” “maybe we can find jake before the sun rises.”

“...”

“yeah”

<== Chapter One

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nothing like floor time

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shit, let's be santa

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drew a lovely lady tonight. She'd rip my jaw out for looking at her i love her so much she will kill me without hesitation

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the revealed cast so far

uranium girl and weather boy

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OKAY I RELENT (there was no barrier in the first place) I POST A TROLL IN MY DEMONSTUCK AU I RELENT HERE’S TEREZI

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Notail oc dump

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how do you draw dirk like

at all

(don’t ask me why he’s floating that’s his business)

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Demonstuck episode 1: “Weather Boy”

been a while since i wrote a fanfic and even then it was in an old journal i may or may not have let be lost to time. let’s do this and please go easy on me i’m dummy stupid and i’m still trying to read back to get the characters some degree of familiar.

It’s a quiet day in the house. A young man stands in his room and on this day it is… tuesday.

Your name is John, and you are a freelance demon hunter, which is to say- you sometimes go about and send demons back to wherever they’re from and receive money in the mailbox from an unknown source. It’s a bit sketchy where it’s coming from but less demons means less things killing wayward travelers on cold, lonely nights.

Earlier today your older brother, one Jake Harley, went out on one such demon hunting missions. He tends to be the one to actually go out and fight the ones with solid forms, beit through possession or just existing in a physical way. Often he returns home thoroughly whooped and bruised, but always, always- a toothy grin lazily smeared on his face.

And speaking of such missions, it’s usually around the time your brother would come back to the house… and by that you mean it’s an hour past that.

Maybe you should go find him. He’s probably alright, but it feels like a good idea to check regardless.

You tentatively exit your room and subsequently your house as well, fighting off worries that you’re just getting antsy and that Jake’s fine. At the same time you’ve got worries he won’t get back until midnight, long after the shitty microwave meals you made have gone cold. Kid Cuisine doesn’t taste that great cold, frankly.

The air outside is chilly, as does many an Autumn night up in northern Washington. You live in a typical house, 2 bedrooms, a bath, and also for some ungodly reason- this place’s defining feature is how close it is to rumored demon territories. It’s unclear to you whether it was a good choice for Jake to purchase this place before it got demolished.

But hey. A place is a place, one you’re leaving behind for maybe an hour at most tonight. Gotta find your missing brother, yada yada.

The night is dark, and getting more so every step you take. Thankfully your dinky little flashlight you’ve had since you were 9 is here to guide you. The little decals are long since faded and chipped away, but you can still tell it used to have some lightning mcqueen design on it. Kachow am i right?

It’s quiet outside, not a sound of squirrels clambering up trees, birds chirping love songs to each other, or even the sound of dubiously human footsteps crunching up nearby leaves. Seems ominous but you’ve dealt with spookier stuff.

You continue to walk down the trail that lead out from your house, staying squarely within its borders as if that actually means anything. Honestly it could just be slowing you down, but you continue along the path regardless.

You are now in the thick of it all, the deep part of the forest. This path is likely the only manmade thing in these entire woods, and even then nature is already taking its planty hands and reclaiming it for itself.

You call out for Jake. No immediate response. You call again, even contemplating actually calling the guy. ...

Oh wow you really should have done that before you left, huh...

...

Oh well, you feel like you’re getting close to something, that’s good enough.

One last call into the wild and green, to the wild and green. “Hey, where are you!?” ...

“Wouldn’t you like to know?”

“!!!”

Chapter Two: ==>

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(My) Demonstuck!Jade Harley

Genius science girl Jade Harley for my Demonstuck AU.

Due to some kind of magical influence Jade had been prone to falling unconscious near her uranium power generator, and ended up gaining a sort-of curse from it- growing uranium crystals out of her body that after a week or so she can just pull out.

This ended up not being as bad as a curse could be, and in fact has led her to be able to not have to import new uranium to her laboratory from dodgy places around the world.

Jade studies mostly botany, sometimes creating new plants herself. Recently her projects have been focused on making plants and produce that don’t wither from radiation.

She’s part of the Harley-Egbert (and now -Crocker) family, being a Harley herself. Her older sister Jane took up the last name of their step-mother Elizabeth Crocker after the death of their father. Don’t worry, Jade and Jane’s father died from a life-long disease only a short time after he married Elizabeth.

John and Jake meanwhile are Egbert-Harleys. Jake taking up the Harley name to honor his grandfather. (ALSO THE IMAGE HAS AN ERROR, DAD EGBERT WAS THE ONE WHO MARRIED INTO THE FAMILY)

Jade’s a pretty neat character methinks and also i had to draw this design eventually in case I completely forget homestuck exists again lmao

Welp, that’s me out. Enjoy the art you 3 people who still know this blog exists.

- Miki

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H’mst’k

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2tiinky man.

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Robots of the apocalypse, horsemen.

Death, cloaked in gray garments, once white now coated in dust. Wields a scythe that can rust all metal. Will always snuff out the last life, and then will dismantle its brothers.

Famine, drainer of sustenance from both organics and mechanicals. Hides self in a colorful cloak, singing a merry tune to allow itself into a home- where it will then strike, taking what it can to use as a body.

War, dressed in a clean white that disguises its vicious image. First to arrive at the End Of It All, a battle that will last 5 days. War will make sure the only ones left alive on the 5th day are those that are the frailest.

And Pestilence, who had always been around unlike the others who simply materialized as the universe began to crumble. Sealed in a mountain with the door to its prison left ajar. Eminates a rancid airborne poison that melts all that it touches. First to arrive. Last to leave.