#the fallen hospitaller

[a-hazbin-spider]

"What are you thinking about?" @the-fallen-hospitaller

Random Prompts!

“Awful bold assumption to make.” His head turns, its place on Ramon’s shoulder being relieved in favor of facing the knight. “That’s assuming I think at all! Heh!”

A smile comes over him, shoulders shrugging and deciding to settle limply. “I’d like to say I was thinkin’ about my pig, or something, but honestly, I think I’m jus’ startin’ t’snooze on ya. Ain’t been sleepin’ is all!”

[concubuck]

Reverse Ancestry Search

Alastor might have been embarrassed at how long it had taken him to get these genealogy records to Ramon, if he were the sort of person to feel embarrassment over slightly inconveniencing someone else.

As it was, though, he was just smugly satisfied he'd gotten them at all—hail Alastor the hero, smuggler of goods from the mortal realm, the only hope of poor deprived sinners everywhere—and he was in high spirits, humming a cheery tune while he waited for Ramon to arrive.

He'd made sure to arrive at the coffee shop and claim a table early to spare himself the indignity of showing off just how ungraceful he currently was; so when the knight walked in, Alastor waved from his seat with a phantom ding-ding-ding sound like a hotel guest hitting a call bell. "Hello, right on time!"

@the-fallen-hospitaller

[rosiesemporium]

"I’m sorry, have we met somewhere before?" @the-fallen-hospitaller

Rosie raised a brow at the knight's question. "I believe we have... yes, I remember you, Ramon. The last time I saw you was... oh, several decades ago. I believe you were playing bodyguard to another demon at an auction for holy metal."

[infernal-dominion]

@the-fallen-hospitaller continued from X.

“That’s because He doesn’t care about you, darling. He only cares if you obey Him. I know that more than anyone. You can do everything right, do exactly as he commands, be the one He favors most out of anything, and still, He’ll eviscerate you from the inside out and toss you over a cliff the second you start to doubt His word. If Heaven’s most beautiful and powerful angel was able to fall, and did fall, then what chance could you even have when it comes to a despot that has a heart full of rage and no concept of forgiveness?”

Lucifer shrugs, before idly moving to sit himself down, letting a leg dangle over the edge of the rooftop. “Don’t beat yourself up over not seeing it sooner, dear. How could you have known? All you knew was what your priests and popes and books and hymns taught you. They did not teach you that God silenced the word of the Pharoh to keep him from setting the Hebrews free all on his own. Nor did they tell you that God would command a man to murder his own son as a test of faith, or that a bear would be sent in His name to murder a couple of children who insulted an old man. All they told you was that God was Holy and must be followed to the letter. Blind obedience doesn’t give much leeway in terms of critical thinking.”

[infernal-feminae-archived]

@the-fallen-hospitaller​ liked for a starter!

Well, that sure was a fashion statement.

“A-aren’t you hot in that thing...?” Hestia asked, pointing a finger at the armor-clad knight. It wasn’t hot out, but it was warm, and it was only going to get warmer as the summer season approached.

[ritzy-cervidae]

@the-fallen-hospitaller liked for a starter!

Was that an actual, honest to Satan, Knight in the lobby? or was Alastor coming down with a case of delirium?... well more then usual. The scarlet overlord immediately wonders over to the armored sinner with uncontrollable curiosity.

"Good afternoon my chevalier fellow! I must say rather interesting fashion choice! but what is the purpose of such an ensemble I wander?"

[timmurleyart]

The holy warrior. ✝️🛡(mixed media collage on canvas) ⛪⚔️

[shika-the-satyr]

🌿 Oh no, she's wearing two sprigs of mistletoe. There is no escape @the-fallen-hospitaller

Send 🌿 to accidentally get caught under the mistletoe with my muse.

Her ears perk and wiggle as she grins up at the knight, her tail clearly wagging behind her. There is not a single hint of innocence on her face, her eyes gleaming with mischief and her grin coy.

With a little hum, she tugged him down until he close enough for her to lift his helmet high up to reveal his lips, which she eagerly pressed hers again for a kiss.

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[dark-ambition]

🎥 for Angel, since you're playing him recently @the-fallen-hospitaller

🎥- the last three movies/tv shows they watched.

Recent movie playlist pulled up on Voxflix.

1. The Ring

2. Life (the 2017 horror movie not the nature documentary)

3. Alien

[radi0activesmile]

@the-fallen-hospitaller said:

"You do have many titles, considering your reputation. Among them are 'the Singing Slaughterer' and 'the Broadcasting Butcher'."

"You know, those are both significantly catchier than the one that caught on. I applaud you, sir!"

The sound of an audience clapping fills the air.

[furby-organist]

Reputation is that you hold the most unhinged Alastor's leash @the-fallen-hospitaller

what's my reputation?

// HAHAHAHAAAAA! It's a badge I wear with honor! I do my best! Half the time the leash slips out of my hands and I'm chasing after his deer ass yelling "Alexa what thee fuck" lmaooo tysm

[a-hazbin-spider]

[ TENSION ] @the-fallen-hospitaller

Prompts That Fuck

It’s hard to say how it happened to begin with, fuck if Angel remembered. But he had a knight helping him out here, each of his touches here were strangely tender for the spider who could bandage an arm with his fucking teeth.

Fingers graze by his face, it’s to bandage a gash on his cheek. Though- he couldn’t say who started it, his head feeling a but fuzzy- but he had a set of arms around Ramon now, their lips having pressed together.

[concubuck]

Hello again, Hell~!

Quick job today! I'll be taking daytrips for the foreseeable future.

@nebula-gaster I picked up a potted mandrake for you; I don't know what bits you needed or how fresh they had to be, so this way you can harvest it as you please.

@the-fallen-hospitaller I didn't forget about those records you wanted! I had to submit a request to get copies made; but this time they were ready, let me know when you'd like to meet so I can hand them over.

And @smiledotdeer This time I picked up Bambi—the movie and the book!—and a collection of Christmas ghost stories. Apparently that's an entire literary genre unto itself. I also brought back a wonderful little find: a charming little shop by the highway was selling a...

[rosiesemporium]

Pro: Virtually the whole Lady Dmitriescu experience Con: Disappointment means death @the-fallen-hospitaller

"Death? No, not death. Instead, word will spread, slowly but surely, of your poor performance. You'll never be able to show your face in the Colony again."

[infernal-dominion]

⌚ @the-fallen-hospitaller

⌚ : Is your muse good with keeping on schedule for meetings, appointments, or events, or are they always late? Or, are they always a bit early?

((I actually like to think he’s always perfectly on time when it comes to meetings and events that he has to attend. Not only because he wants to be punctual as a means of putting in the work ethic when it comes to being King of Hell, but also because he’s a tricky little shit who, instead of walking to these meetings, will just pop right the fuck into the room with his teleporting powers the second the clock turns to the exact time the meeting starts (and probably scaring the hell out of the poor demons attending said event in the process when he’s suddenly right behind them.))

[infernal-feminae-archived]

Send 🌿 to accidentally get caught under the mistletoe with my muse.

@the-fallen-hospitaller​ said:  For Evelyn 🌿

Evelyn froze. Slowly looking up at the plant hanging above them before looking back at the knight. She wasn’t too well-versed in Earth holiday traditions, but she knew what this one meant.

“Ummm....” She said intelligently, before quickly looking away, an embarrassed flush spreading across her cheeks. Maybe she should just pretend she never saw the mistletoe in the first place.