#the fact that she's used to it by now 😭

[losver07]

eyyy dw there's not a "late" for answering things :)

thanks for the luck<3 i've decided that i'm going to repeat this year and take it easy cause my brain cannot cut it anymore lmao

also the "i hate vampires theyre so evil" is so funny jxbckdbsk

"what am i drinking? oh, just lil potion not to turn into a beast. it's a full moon, ya know? i'm fucking kidding gilderoy, it's for my fucking knee alright? yeah cause of the limp you won't stop asking about. fucking prick."

i think The People™ are going to label this as their fave book from now on ngl

fuck em honestly, they're together again. (they might not be tomorrow tho, it's a russian roulette). oh and yes she tries to give me feminist speeches and im like..... okay but you're the opposite of that. okay but people don't transition to "steal your rights". okay but if me shaving is social pressure, where do your blonde highlights come from? idk she's a hypocrite but she puts up w my dad as a divine punishment so there's that

uuuu matt groening is the guy who made the simpsons!! (and more stuff, but im guessing you know the simpsons)

mine are gold gold :) actually fun fact my best friends little sister copied my glasses when she had to get ones (shes such a cutie i love herrr)

oh yeah i've been learning a bit abt genocide and uhhh she's definitely trying to start one and she's sort of succeeding at a minor scale, cause she (and other people like her) are demonising and villianising a group of people and making the rest of the population set them apart, like labeling them right away just for who they are. idk in my humble opinion we should go to her house mansion whatever with torches and pitchforks and burn the w(b)itch

uuuu that explains why this week my head is empty. hope the kid is having fun at yours

shes the most adorable living creature on earth 😭😭

oh yeah i get that, last year i had to learn like?? four diff poems/monologues??? in a week?? i don't even make scenic arts it was for my lit class bro. now there's a whole emily dickinson poem stuck in my brain forever (not complaining tho)

I HAVENT LISTENED TO ITTT😭😭 you know what ima do that as soon as i post this!!!

oh yeah very true, some things just stop clicking. im working on a band au now tho and im having fun so that's neat :)

that. is. so. cool. i think my neighborhood mascot would be the fucking garbage truck man

waitwaitwait there's a thespian fest?? like??? wow okay didnt know that. and omg i used to collect feathers as a kid too (we lived near a garden centre and they had peacocks n stuff) but uhhh we moved and my mum threw them all. in hindsight it was probably not sanitary lmao. anyway yeah i love my lil crystal collection :) and my pins n stickers too :))

yeaaa actually he got me an ammonites ring yesterday (he felt bad cause im depressed 😋) so that's cool too (every time he feels bad he gets me fossils jewellery idk it's a long story lmao)

that sounds weird?? but so cool???? honestly i think most of my mental health stuff comes from seeing images in my brain so at least you won't be getting that. oh and i could not function without a monologue. i think it's the only reason why im good with languages tbh (i couldn't be talking to you rn if the lil voice didn't pronounce the words for me. fuck english phonetics so much)

i can't sell you one at a distance but i'm sending you good vibes instead :) and yeah uhh i will never forget that fateful day

nope, i have two mother tongues, so spanish and basque :) tho at this point i think im better at english than basque tbf and it pisses me off a bit :(

also mandarin???? a friend of mine has been studying it for like 10 years bro why is it so complicated?? 😭😭

YESSSS cute bird pics 😭<3

oh true, i think there's something in the hellsite's water tbh

"my child is fine" ma'am your child prioritises memorising every single full moon that happened in 1975 over their schoolwork

[snail-day]

Sooooooooo.. apparently during the late 1800s to early 1900s, women who experienced anxiety attacks or emotional distress were often brought by their husbands to physicians. These doctors would frequently diagnose them with female hysteria(of course now it's a discredited medical condition 🙃). One of the most common "treatments" for this was pelvic massage aka clitoral stimulation which was believed to relieve the symptoms.💀😭

I was thinking of a scenario where the reader is married to an older, wealthy nobleman probably an arrangement forced upon her by her family in exchange for titles and riches, since it was common at the time. She suffers from undiagnosed anxiety, leading her husband to take her to the most renowned physician of the era: Dr. Suguru Geto! He then applies the so called “therapeutic” method to relieve her hysterical episodes 👀.

Sooooo what do you think?

so fun fact thats actually how we got the vibrator!!

TW: Yandere Behaviors, Toy use, Medical Malpractice, Humiliation, Overstim, Dubcon, MDNI

Ohhhhh doctor Suguru would tie you to a medical examination chair, feet in the stirrups, the leather straps snug around your wrists and thighs, not too tight, just enough to keep you still for treatment. A buzzing vibrator pressed right against your swollen little clit, humming like a bumblebee, while he watches you twitch and squirm, those pretty little tears streaming down your cheeks.

“There we go,” he hums, tilting his head with that gentle smile. “Told you, didn’t I? You're just overstimulated. All that emotional buildup... classic case of hysteria. But don’t worry. I’m going to take good care of you.”

Because you’re his favorite patient. You always respond so well to his methods. He tests the new devices on you first, only you, cooing little praises while your legs tremble in their restraints.

“Would you rather be in the next room?” he asks so sweetly, brushing the sweaty strands of hair from your face. “They use needles in there. Ice baths. Terrible bedside manners. But here? With me? All you have to do is come for me. Again and again.”

A whine escapes your throat, clenching onto nothing. Nails digging into the leather straps.

“Just a few more,” he murmurs, watching the slick drip down your thighs onto the cold sterile tile floor. “You’re doing so well. You want to get better, don’t you?”

The poor floor getting all messy and slick from your needy little cunt, causing a chuckle to leave his throat.

“Tsk, such a silly thing. But that’s alright. We’ll just have you clean it up with your tongue, and then I’ll give you something nice.”

Unbuckling you with care, catching you as you slump against him, boneless and dazed. You can’t even stand without his help, which of course makes him smile all the more. He walks you, right where the mess pools across the cold tile, and eases you down gently to your knees. Doesn't want his pretty little girl getting bruises.

“Attagirl,” he murmurs, crouching beside you, hands firm on your hips. “Just like that. Palms flat. Mouth open.”

You blink slowly up at him, lashes damp, lips parting in sleepy obedience. Before leaning down. You actually do it, you start to lick. Slow little strokes over the tile, soft tongue dragging through your own mess all sweet and salty as he strokes your back with warm, approving hands.

“That’s it, angel. We have to clean up after ourselves, don’t we?” His voice is so soft. So pleased. “Good hygiene is part of recovery.”

You’re still licking when you feel him shift beside you, his palm curling around your jaw to tilt your head up. His other hand is stroking himself lazily, and the moment he catches your gaze, he hums low in his throat.

Your tongue is still out. Waiting.

He taps the flushed head of his throbbing cock against it, once, twice, almost fond.

“You’ve been so good for me,” he says, voice syrupy with affection. “So, so good. You don’t need medicine. You just need me.”

Suguru just hates to see his favorite patient so unwell. So he just takes extra precaution with treatment, you understand don't you?

[luvuomi]

i just woke up from a nap and: kazulie and amethos rings :(

[hazeytae]

riwoo riwoo riwoo stuck in my head today while at work🫠

Riwoo who's soooo down bad for you that all his friends start to notice & tease him for it. while you have picked up on his crush on you a couple of weeks ago, so you start teasing him little by little until he has to do something abt it🙊

-🧊 anon

btw i loved what you wrote abt my other asks i died.

im glad u liked it!! riwoo lovers uniteee he needs more love 🥹🥹💕 i love him sm :3 making this quite long bc i took so long to get to this and also i had a lot to say <3 luv u hopefully u see this after its been so long 😭 hmo... brat tamer riwoo..? not doing tags bc my ass is lazy and im getting car sick 🙁

teasing riwoo is too easy,, its so easy to fluster him and hes so fucking obvious !! he tries so hard to act unfazed , but all his friends notice the way his ears get slightly red. theyll tease him with comments like "whyre you smiling? youre texting your girlfriend arent youu?", "your such a sucker for her, get a grip" or "calm down, all she did was look at you!" or even blatently calling him a loser! you literally have him wrapped around your pretty little finger <3

so here you are, crowded on the floor with riwoo and his members, playing mario kart. riwoos cheeks are already flushed from how close youre sitting, your thighs brushing his, shoulders touching every time tou lean to his side and laugh. so when he wins the round, you throw your arms around him, pressing your chest close up against his

“aww, ri~ i didnt know you were that good! go easy on us next time” you tease, chest brushing his as his arms hover awkwardly around your waist- not knowing what to do with them. slowly you trail your hand up to his chest teasingly, your glossy lips pouting and big doe eyes looking at him “mm… your hearts beating so fast. you okay?” but today riwoo isnt having it- even after weeks of relentless teasing from you and the fact that he still gets flustered by it, today hes not taking it. so when you pulled that trick- or tried to- instead of laughing off how embarrassed he was, this time his grip on your waist tightened.

riwoo leans in to whisper in your ear "not today, i need you. you keep teasing me and its not fair." he'll tell the boys you were going to grab them snacks, that they should continue playing their game- to which they dont really respond because they were too busy arguing over snacks to notice. riwoo pulls you into the kitchen pinning you between him and the kitchen counter. "do you know what youre doing to me? whyre you doing this?" he asked lowly and you calmy shrug playing innocent and batting your pretty eyes at him "doing what, ri?"

"you know what. youre doing this on purpose.." he was so hard it started to hurt and you were right infront of him! he feels so lucky, regardless of how much you teased him. "you know what happens to brats like you?" you shook your head, slowly he ran his hands down your sides squeezing gently "turn around- dont ask questions" he spoke so lowly all of a sudden and it made your pretty cunt so wet and needy so obviously youll do as he says !!

ridding you of your skimpy shorts (which he knew you put on just to tease him) he grinded his hard-on against your ass. he wasnt huge, but he was long and his groans against your ear sounded so nice :( his long fingers rubbed against your pussy through your lacey panties "wet already? youve soaked through your panties. did you wear these just for me? theyre cute." he cant help the chuckle that slips through his lips because now its his turn to tease you <3 he slips your panties to the side and lets out a pleased sigh looking at your cunt "there she is. shes pretty" he moaned at the sight, rubbing his index finger over your slip making you shiver.

"riwoo please. too slow.. put it inside me already." you whine lowly moving your hips to get more friction, but he holds yous waist stopping you before very easily slipping his fingers in and rubbing your slick around with his thumb. "youve teased me too much, now its my turn you know?" he says it like its a question but you know its really a statement. he moves his fingers in and out painfully slow, but the sound of your wetness still clicks in the room. he still moves like hes grateful to touch you, savoring the feeling of your walls around his fingers. after a minute of moving agonizingly slow, he suddenly speeds up, palm slapping against your pussy as your moans and sounds of slick fill up the room. regardless of how bratty you were, hes in love with you- he cant deny you your release just yet. hes so desperate to have you cumming on his fingers that once he finds your gspot hes constantly pushing against it.

he'll still smile at you sweetly, pulling your hair back to look at him as his fingers plunge in and out of you as he tells you how good your doing- but also that your such a brat and you had it coming, couldve just asked to be fucked like a slut instead of teasing him for so long. once hes got you cumming on his fingers, hes making you gag on his fingers and lick your cum clean off them, making you dewy-eyed and drooly.

suddenly the tip of riwoos cock is rubbing against your clit and hes slamming his cock into you, hes so long that he immediately hits all your good spots making you cry out. he doesnt start off soft, because according to him thats not what brats deserve anyway. he'll wipe your tears when they fall and kiss your face in complete contrast to how his cock is bruising your pretty pussy and how your juices are dripping down your legs and spreading against his pelvis. you try to say something but it comes out as pathetic babbles instead

he laughs, "its funny, you had so much to say earlier. now you cant get words out your pretty mouth" his pace speeds up and his balls slap against you meanly making you cry. you were nearing your climax as you arched your back, reaching back to slap his arm lightly "close- m close, please ri i wont tease you again!" you cry out starting to shake. riwoo pulls your hair thrusting deeper into you "you better keep your promise baby. go ahead" he'll whisper against your ear and instead of cumming you squirt around his cock, dripping onto the floor and down your thighs. its so messy, drool, cum, arousal, spit- everything everywhere. his eyes widen due to the fact that he just made you fucking squirt? his hands will fly down to your clit to spread everything around groaning as he thrusted a final time before pulling out and spilling a huge load into your back :(

now, you cant promsie you wont tease him again if this is what youll be getting <3

[elliespassagerprincess]

them having a baby was sososososo cute 😭😭 i would like to know what their daughter would be like entering elementary school

Headcannons: professor!ellie williams x reader

masterlist

professor ellie masterlist

☆ Aurora’s first word is “Mama,” but she says it while looking at you—Ellie is fake-offended for weeks.

☆ She has Ellie’s intense green eyes and habit of staring too long when she’s curious.

☆ Aurora clings to you constantly; even as a toddler, she whines when someone else holds her.

☆ Ellie builds her a mini bookcase for baby board books—and Aurora immediately organizes them alphabetically (with help).

☆ Aurora is the kind of baby who needs a strict routine—if you’re even five minutes late for nap or cuddle time, she notices.

☆ She hates when you leave the room. Ellie jokes that you’ve got two wives now.

☆ She calls Ellie “Mama” and you “Mommy,” but if you’re upset or sick, she calls both of you “Mommy” in solidarity.

☆ Aurora shows signs of hyper-intelligence early: solving puzzles meant for kids twice her age.

☆ She loves bedtime stories but gets frustrated when you skip a word—she’s memorized the entire book.

☆ Ellie reads her scientific journals out loud like bedtime stories, and Aurora actually listens.

☆ She mimics Ellie’s mannerisms—crossing her arms, frowning when she concentrates, pacing.

☆ You catch her “lecturing” her stuffed animals in Ellie’s exact voice.

☆ Aurora draws family portraits every week—and you’re always in the center.

☆ She panics if you’re not there to drop her off or pick her up.

☆ Ellie tries to be logical about it but secretly loves how attached Aurora is to you.

☆ Aurora shows early signs of perfectionism—she erases drawings over and over if they’re “not good enough.”

☆ When she throws tantrums, only your voice calms her down. Ellie has to tag you in.

☆ Aurora is incredibly picky about her routine—she wants the same food in the same bowl with the same spoon.

☆ Her favorite word is “actually,” and she uses it to correct adults constantly.

☆ She collects facts like trophies—Ellie makes her flashcards and they study together for fun.

☆ Aurora tests into the gifted program in her first year of school.

☆ She doesn’t like group projects—she prefers doing everything herself because “no one gets it right.”

☆ Teachers say she’s “brilliant, but intense.”

☆ Aurora only talks about two things at school: science and you.

☆ She makes laminated labels for her school supplies like Ellie does with her stationary.

☆ Every art project is somehow about you—she brings home a clay mug with “Mommy #1” carved into it.

☆ She corrects her teacher once in class and becomes slightly feared. Ellie is so proud but warns her to “maybe chill a little next time, baby.”

☆ Aurora wants to skip recess so she can stay in and read.

☆ She keeps a picture of you in her backpack—pulls it out when she gets anxious.

☆ Ellie and Aurora have “study nights” where they work quietly side by side—same posture, same concentration.

☆ Aurora watches you cook and scribbles notes like it’s a culinary lecture.

☆ She insists on helping you clean the house but gets mad if things aren’t organized to her standard.

☆ You call her your “tiny professor” and she beams every time.

☆ Aurora and Ellie both hover when you’re tired or sick—like you’re the sun and they’ve lost orbit.

☆ They fight over who gets to sit next to you on the couch.

☆ Ellie gets petty when Aurora gets more cuddles. Aurora gets smug.

☆ Aurora likes brushing your hair—she does it methodically, like a ritual.

☆ She sleeps best when curled up beside you, even at age 7.

☆ She draws up “mom schedules” to divide your attention fairly—Ellie cheats her way into extra time.

☆ Aurora reads scientific textbooks for fun.

☆ Ellie teaches her how to use a microscope at age 6.

☆ She becomes obsessed with astronomy after you buy her a star chart.

☆ Aurora cries when she gets a 98 instead of 100.

☆ Ellie talks her down using logic. You soothe her with affection.

☆ She keeps a journal with facts about her “favorite person” (you).

☆ Aurora can’t stand when someone is wrong—she has a meltdown if the teacher mispronounces a word.

☆ She gives book reports like she’s defending a thesis.

☆ Her handwriting is meticulous, just like Ellie’s.

☆ She wins her school’s spelling bee and dedicates the win “to my mommies.”

☆ Aurora doesn’t handle change well—moving a couch makes her cry.

☆ You’re the only one who can help her calm down when she spirals.

☆ She leaves sticky notes with “I love you” on your bathroom mirror.

☆ Ellie keeps a stash of emergency snacks and plushies for when Aurora gets overstimulated.

☆ Aurora talks to you about everything—even stuff she hides from Ellie.

☆ She always wants to know where you are—calls you if you’re late home.

☆ If you travel, she leaves voice memos asking when you’re coming back.

☆ Aurora once stayed up crying because she thought you wouldn’t love her if she failed at something. You reassure her constantly, even years later.

☆ Ellie hugs you tighter at night after watching how much both of you mean to each other.

☆ Aurora and Ellie gang up on you in debates—but it’s always playful.

☆ They both get quiet when they think you’re upset—like they can’t stand disappointing you.

☆ Aurora wears a matching lab coat on Ellie’s “bring your kid to work” day.

☆ She calls the three of you “the brain squad.”

☆ Your fridge is full of Aurora’s detailed school projects—Ellie annotates them like a proud academic.

☆ Aurora copies how Ellie kisses your temple when you’re working.

☆ They both wait up for you if you’re late—even if it’s past bedtime.

☆ When Aurora gets awards, you’re the first person she looks for in the crowd.

☆ Family movie night has to be educational and cozy or she gets annoyed.

☆ You are the center of their universe—both of them would burn the world for you without hesitation.

[amarriageoftrueminds]

cannot stop thinking about an AU where Bucky gets the same treatment as Steve (ie. serumed and vitarayed.)

So he shoots up to 6' 8" or something ridiculous and is built like a brick shithouse. To everyone else he's almost Too Big, but to Steve it's just like being small again while Bucky is ...Large, and Steve is permanently flustered about it. 😳🥺

[tendoujo]

Careful, Ranma, her patience is running out. ❝ You little━━ ❞ Clenched fist raised up, a warning ( the only one he'll get ). BREATHE, he's simply provoking you on purpose. ❝ Nop, not THAT. ❞ Will be if he keeps talking though. Her fist finally lowers while her gaze shifts in a newly obtained shyness. ❝ It's about P - CHAN. . . I know he tends to run away for days but it's been a month now. . . ❞ Could it be . . . that something happened to him ? !

“ Help? …What‘d you need help with? ” he asked curiously, his shoulders lowering from their defensive position, before going right back up when a dreadful thought crossed his mind. “ If it’s about taste-testing your cooking, I’m out, by the way. No offense, but if I had a death wish there’d be a million much less painful ways to do it. ”

[cocogum]

Yugo: “So yeah, in the end I no longer have my child body, I defeated and accepted my alter egos who have been ruining and messing around with the world, I saved Nora with some friends, I told our mother to leave if she wasn’t going to do anything, I became king of the eliatropes once again, and I got married to my childhood friend/crush which is why we got a last name now-”

Yugo’s old incarnations: “WE GOT LAID?!?!??”

[dzozef]

im in a good mood cause my work enemy is getting her life ruined while all i had to do was keep quiet and do my best 🥱

[imblocking-you]

AINT NO WAY THEYRE SHIPPING QUILL WITH NEBULA

[iamtired10]

I can't believe she's 20 nuh uh no no way

SAMEEEE, LIKE WASN'T SHE JUST 17 YESTERDAY?!?!!

LIKE NAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 🥹🥹

[fenharel-archived]

had the misfortune to read things in the solas tag again. 12 dead 27 injured

[hauntingblue]

Skypiea time part 2

She is a woman..... this is sanji's influence... in whiskey peak his slashes were non gendered

Ace just letting himself get pushed into the river like aight my bad I will take my punishment.... he really is so well mannered (it sounds like I'm talking about a dog)

Conis showing that nami influence.... gfs....

Nami and luffy twins moment look how relieved she is... this whole fight is so theirs...

Also how funny it is that the milk girl gave ace a shirt.... also new pants??? She must think he lost the shirt in the river.... no girl he is just a slut...

Nami: okay ❤️ yay ❤️

Noland just thinking about where karugara is and if he is alright in his EXECUTION!! SICK AND TWISTED

OMG BOUNDMAN INSPO????

NO ACEEE NOOOOOOOO

THE END OF ACES STORY IS THAT THE COFFE IS NO LONGER BITTER BC THEY SERVE IT WITH MILK AND WHY AM I EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT

[clownrosary]

what they dont tell u abt unexpectedly being the commenter to affect a celebrity's opinions on religious organizations is that u will still be finding alt-right/extremist hate comments about ur 18 yr old self years later. sucks man!

[channie-143]

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🐱

LITTLE MEOW MEOW!!!

[giantkillerjack]

What up I'm married to a tall person who is basically Milo Thatch but agender, and uhhh, basically, yeah, everyone should be jealous and I LOVE MY CUTE TWINK NERD WIFE!!!!! 😤😤🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤👌👌