Tumgik
#the fact that it was jb's car :')
Text
(x)
part two of the jenson congratulating nico saga :))
50 notes · View notes
russellius · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
baby goat things
In December 2014, Russell became the youngest-ever winner of the prestigious McLaren Autosport BRDC Award, beating fellow finalists Alexander Albon, Ben Barnicoat, Sennan Fielding, Seb Morris and Harrison Scott to earn himself a £100,000 cash prize, British Racing Drivers' Club membership and a Formula One test with McLaren.
//
Russell completed three runs of four or five flying laps each, driving Jenson Button's 2011 Canadian Grand Prix-winning McLaren MP4-26 on demonstration tyres.
35 notes · View notes
beiasluv · 4 months
Text
father, son, and the holy spirit | jb + ls
a/n: jenson adopted logan and that’s a fact
Tumblr media
jensonbutton
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by yourinsta, williamsracing and 197,728 others
jensonbutton thank you everyone for showing up tonight! looking forward to this exciting season, car’s looking nice guys! ❤️
view all 5,627 comments
username mother is back!!!
username who is she???
username she’s ex-williams strategist
username Jenson’s ex-strategist and wife 😻
username see guys, showing up for your kids does matter
username they better make the car good this season 😭
username it’s the driver AND the car
f1gossips
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by username, username and 25,728 others
f1gossips yn’s story a few days ago! bring on miami grand prix!!
view 108 comments
username a single mom who works two jobs 😭
username she said she only went because of Keanu. me too girl, me too.
logansargeant
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by jensonbutton, username and 126,279 others
logansargeant thanks for the drinks! yourinsta
view all 5,627 comments
yourinsta cheers to p3!! 🦅
username she’s still a williams at heart🫶
username come back to williams pleasee 😩
username she’s doing great in Red Bull
username you must be fun at parties
username mama taking his boy to celebrate 😭😭
yourinsta 14h | jensonbutton 4h
Tumblr media Tumblr media
reply
yourinsta
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by alex_albon, logansargeant and 47,017 others
yourinsta leave your phone around driver they said…happy birthday 🫶 😘
view all 1,371 comments
jensonbutton I’d never!! ❤️
username dilf selfies spotted
username i would die if yn gets pregnant
logansargeant
Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by alex_albon, yourinsta and 37,782 others
logansargeant happy birthday jensonbutton 🙌
view all 6,571 comments
username you meant ‘happy birthday dad’
username id never shut up about their family
username someone tell me they have a group chat and jenson sends a ridiculous amount of dad selfies 😭
yourinsta
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by lilymhe, aussiegrit and 28,018 others
yourinsta when lives give you father and son…😔🥰
view all 2,627 comments
alex_albon you forgot me :(
yourinsta nooo my sonn
username girlie you ain’t living off them
username tf you mean?
username she’s perfectly independent at Red Bull?
username god forbids any woman from having a loving relationship
I’m so tired with my igcse 💀💀
– @namgification @jsjcue @c-losur3 @evie-119
Do y’all thing or better lock yo doors 👹 muah muah
2K notes · View notes
agendabymooner · 11 months
Text
shunt your lovers, kiss your enemies ! jenson b. x ofc (hunt!driver!ofc)
summary: julia james ‘jj’ hunt was the first woman to ever land herself a seat in the formula one grid back in 2000s and jenson button was the person to end that all thanks to his championship celebration and their roller coaster dynamic that started way before they teamed up in brawn gp. OR, thirteen years after her forced retirement jj hunt was blessed with their two children and a fortunate case of rivalry gone right.
content warning: use of explicit language, brief mentions of inappropriate behaviour (harassment) from fans, james hunt daughter!ofc, mentions pregnancy (dad!jenson), enemies/rivals-teammates to lovers, nico rosberg spilling teas, f1 grid banters, peak jenson era mentioned (i’m a slut for him i’m sorry), williams family x ofc (platonic)
note: enjoy the smau in full picture view ❤️
i have a hangover but uh enjoy xx smut masterlist coming soon
a - n masterlist
o - z masterlist
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
liked by georgerussell63, alex_albon, lewishamilton
williamsracing babe come back the kids miss you 😢
alex_albon i second that 😭 liked by jjhunt
logansargeant was very happy to finally meet you 🥲 liked by jjhunt
user1 did jj just adopt the two williams drivers???
user2 she’s in her first race suit and she took her first car on a ride 😭 i love this sm
landonorris can we all collectively agree that if it wasn’t for jb we’d still have her racing— even in mercedes?? liked by jjhunt
georgerussell63 i’d gladly lose my seat just to have her race 🙏
charles_leclerc i’d give her mine to be honest
oscarpiastri she’d look better in mclaren than he did 🤥
danielricciardo i can’t help but agree— the fact that i’ve never raced with her still baffles me to this day 🙃🙃 liked by jjhunt
user3 lmfaoooo the whole grid’s just bullying jenson as of this point 😭😭😭
user4 he did that to himself 💅🤷‍♀️✨
jensonbutton aren’t i glad that half of these guys are uncles to our children 🙄🙄 liked by jjhunt
jjhunt you could’ve at least let me pull a nicorosberg and given me a child after i win but i guess not 🤷‍♀️
user4 LMAO POOR JENSON 💀
nicorosberg this is why we don’t kiss our enemies, jj 🙄 liked by jjhunt
jjhunt bold of you to assume we only did kissing 😳
nicorosberg didn’t really assume it when i got a firsthand traumatic experience with walking in on you two
user5 NICO STOP TALKING 😩😩
user6 i’m starting to think that the “insiders” the fast lane daily and the race n rumors were referring to was just nico all along 😭😭
user7 someone please tell nico to spill the tea— LIKE WDYM ITS NOT JUST JENSON’S CHAMPIONSHIP CELEBRATION?!
Tumblr media
hunt-button kids:
jodie hunt button + julian hunt button
p.s. jenson and jj were called ‘the brawn j²’
430 notes · View notes
vampiretendencies · 2 years
Text
a visceral feeling, that i can never leave behind
Tumblr media Tumblr media
summary; jj crossed his heart, hoped to die that he wouldn’t get in another dust up; now he’s suffering.
authors notes; getting back into the groove of writing full length fics, still doing blurbs. but if you have a request either way, requests are open.
pairing; jj maybank x pogue!fem!reader (reader is almost always a pogue, unless i specify other wise)
warnings; angst to fluff, maybe suggestive if you take it that way
Tumblr media
It was unusual to not hear from JJ.
Whether it be sullen facetime calls, hundreds of affectionate text messages, or not being able to pry your hands off of one another in person.
It was just unusual.
Which is why you are silently cursing yourself, sat parked outside the Chateau. The Twinkie was gone, but that in more ways than one didn’t mean JJ wasn’t in his bedroom.
Maybe John B took it out on an errand.
Maybe John B, Pope, and Kie went out on the marsh.
The possibilities were endless— but JJ never was the type to miss out on a Pogue expedition. Nor was he the type to not tell you about it; hell he’d update you if he was doing a task, as simple as smoking a blunt.
Glancing down at the blue and grey text chain, a photo of JJ kissing the bone of your jaw ever so slightly adorned the top, a helpless dimple poking through— but, you couldn’t understand why most of it was blue. Why were they so many texts from only you?
J <3
JB did a lil fire tonight
Got mosquito bites in places I shouldn't have mosquito bites
Need you to help me scratch them :(
I'm being serious
Goodnight baby, wish I was sleeping with you
Those were the last few texts you'd received from JJ, after you'd worked a late shift at the wreck and he'd known you fell asleep. JJ also knew today was your late shift, typically he'd be at the front door of your home; parents ready to boot him out from how much he continuously rambled on about you. You even tried calling Kie, Pope, and John B numerous times with no response.
Yeah, something was definitely fucking wrong.
With a slam of your car door the leaves from the tree above crunch beneath your feet, adjusting your cropped tee so it didn't fall too low. Rays of the sun beaming thoroughly on the skin of your legs and the exposure of your back, making your way towards the screen door of the Chateau. Screen pulled back and worn out, the wood chipped and chewed but this wouldn't be the Chateau if it wasn't. Past the porch you step foot inside, pushing aside beer cans with your shoe clad foot; empty cereal boxes, stale three-day old pizza, open sodas. Anything that you could imagine that was on the hard wood floor, it was.
But what you couldn't find was answers.
"JJ!"
You called, knowing full well there wouldn't be a response as he isn't visibly here. But it's JJ, he could be fucking around.
"Baby!"
You tried the pet name in hopes that it would work, but as you enter his room and see an unmade bed with miscellaneous clothes thrown on it your thoughts grew thin. You huffed limp body falling back onto the solid twin matress.
Instantly flying upward upon hearing familiar voices and footsteps, one familiar voice in particular.
Questions seeming to be answered all at once.
Seeming.
"Did you see that headlock John B had him in?"
"Easy access! Took one hit and I swear I heard his jaw crack!"
It was, in fact JJ.
Doing that thing that he does after the Pogues think they've accomplished something big, yet they always fail to see the bigger picture.
Heat of the moment or adrenaline, you assumed.
"His face was so fucked up!"
"He's had it coming for a long time."
You confirmed it was John B's voice with Kies toward the end. Now the issue was, who the hell did they have to get into a fight with this time?
Though you may not know, you'd make certain to find out.
Creeping around the corner, you make your presence known at the entrance of the living room where they all stood. Appearing as if they's seen a ghost.
Not only did they not have the decency to include you or fill you in, but JJ's fist is coated in blood. Disheveled and mulled, like they'd been ran over by the same bus various times. Kie's curls fanned outwardly, John B with a busted lip, Pope with a black eye, and JJ with a welp against his cheek bone; a gushing cut seeping through.
Your voice grows horse, mouth running dry; fathomed by your supposed friends in front of you.
What were you? A sick joke?
"Look ... we can explain, JJ told us not to tell you and we-"
Kie offered, guilt eating away at her portraying a bad habit.
"Just don't."
"Shouldn't someone like ... be mediator this time, she might actually kill him."
Pope chimes in and it makes your stomach churn because he was partially true.
You brush past them, aiming for your car and of course JJ's steps behind you. Echoing your every move, fingertips knotting around your wrist in an effort for you to turn around and face him. Unexpectedly, your back met with the warm glass window of your car. His fists at the hood, arms hovering near the sides of your head. Tresses combed backward from his digits, out of fear that this situation right here would happen.
There were certain confrontations JJ appreciated and certain one's he didn't.
He had no problem with pummeling someone unrecognizable for the sake of his friends, which spells out the entirety of this.
The confrontations he hated though was this one, the one where he can't even look you in the eye. He invariably lost his tongue in a fight with you, his past making him think that every fight could result in you abandoning him and never coming back. For the long run.
"You should go get that looked at," you spat, biting back so harshly. Peering at a slash that would take weeks to scab over.
"Just stay okay? This doesn't have to be a fight."
His speech is low and he's looking everywhere but at you until you shoved him- hands connecting with his chest in an effort to get his attention and for him to stop caging you in.
Exasperated that he couldn't just tell you, that he couldn't just talk to you about it.
Animosity that he would dare get his precious face damaged in such as way.
Irate and bitter that his somehow get himself in this overwhelming imperilment.
A menace before you.
"It does JJ! We're lying to each other now? This is what we do?!"
It was a show, a show that people would stream on television for their on laughter and enjoyment.
But this was the sheerness of a susceptible couple, glass nearly empty.
Time bellowing out.
"I had to baby!"
Not to be dramatic but JJ's heart had been stitched together once, when you entered his life.
And that's why he tried his utmost to prevent any interference in this relationship.
Because now he swears, he can physically feel a stitch rip open with every remark you make.
"We tell each other everything JJ!"
"And I didn't tell you 'cause, I knew this is how you'd react!"
He stands still with a clenched jaw; tight enough for teeth to grind, hand gesturing at your current 'pissed off' stance—notrils flaring and mouth agape.
And he thinks this actual smoke fuming out of your ears.
Silence fell over the two of you, stood so desperately apart in the misty front yard of the Chateau.
"It was Rafe," He rasped through monotone. "We had to take this round while we could-"
"So fucking stupid, you know he's coming back for ya'll!" You still speak sharply, infuriated past envy. "M'the one treated like shit, just for you to get one up on Rafe Cameron ... of all people JJ!"
"I know, baby! I know-"
He reached for your arms, in ordinace to hold them close, but he failed whilst you inched to the car door.
What's upsetting is, after the fight and pirior to it- JJ craved to breathe in your oxygen and get lost inside your lungs.
"I dont care if it's a decision I won't like, it's still something I deserve to know," and now your voice is just growing weary. "You do such dumb shit and m'expected not to say anything."
All JJ could do was ache.
Ache with regret.
And ache with longing at the feeling of you not wanting to be near him.
He hadn't even gotten a kiss today, for Christ's sake.
"You said you wanted all of me JJ, I gave you that. Why aren't you doing the same..."
Your figure folds, stepping low into the car, JJ running forward bloody fist pounding on the glass window. Praying to God, that you'd give in just this once and hear him out.
"I am! I fuck up one time and you're there to make sure I don't hear the end of it!'
He's finding his voice, a minute two late as his takes note of gear switching and the vehicle moving backward to leave.
"Get out! Don't go ... please don't baby!"
“Baby!”
He trails behind the moving car, as if running would make a difference.
But you wouldn't be there this time.
The last altercation he got into, you were on the other end to clean his bruises and linger kisses onto his cuts; yet, there was also an agreeance that he wouldn't be caught up in another scrutinizing fight.
You validated yourself in thinking you had the right to your reaction.
And JJ validated himself in thinking he was right in not telling you, your words engraving in his brain like clockwork; agatizing that he saw reason.
Nearly a chore for him to listen— heardheaded beyond belief.
Ravaging in the come down.
Always finding the beat, now they can't find the rush.
All filaments of emotion turned to dust.
Tumblr media
“You can stop shitting your pants now, she’s already seen us.”
John B’s banter is not one that makes JJ’s tongue stop clicking, nor does it make his leg stop bouncing up and down out of horrid anxiousness.
He’s forced John b to take him to your home, only to be dismissed in your family saying you weren’t around.
You were, you just couldn’t stand to see JJ.
Fed up with his antics and his constant need to put himself in a position of hazardous instability.
Allowing him to resort to plan ‘work invasion’��� the one place he knew you couldn’t escape him.
Despite how he typically acts, JJ has precise memory when it comes to you. He still has the little crumpled piece of paper you gave him in first grade— folded neatly inside his wallet, being besotted with you for that long.
‘I like your hiar — signed Y/N’
He picked fun at the way you spelled hair, though he took pride in his hair since then. And no matter how much he misplaced things, he endlessly found his was back to that note.
Resembling you, evermore.
With that being said, remembering your work schedule was something of ease to him.
You did glance at them stepping foot into the eating establishment, sat at a table on the far side— also know as your serving section.
Ultimately, you didn’t want to argue any longer with JJ; you didn’t want to argue to begin with. You bargained with him to learn— to learn that he can’t always have his way.
Especially when he’s teasing you so, showing up during your shift, and wearing that stupid fucking navy blue button up shirt besides the fact that it was, unbuttoned. Chest on display, muscular and built.
You felt the dagger of his eyes on your back whilst you served the table that was ahead of them, still feet away. Unable to concentrate on the order, eaves dropping on their conversation.
“Ma’am, are you listening?”
“Sorry … sorry what was that?”
Your saccharine voice apologizing to the woman and her small child, JJ chews the inside of his mouth. He despised going longer than a millisecond without hearing that sweet, sweet sound, laced with the inticement of veneration.
Accidentally fumbling the pen and note pad in your hand, rubbing your sweating palms onto your greasy black half-apron.
“Just two milkshakes.”
The woman was quick to repeat, voice more stern at you for not getting it right the first time.
But JJ was going to win you over, wether that be clogging every toilet in the stalls to announce to everyone that there was a plumping problem— isolating only you and him.
Though, he had something else in mind. Maybe not we’ll thought out to most, but it was the quickest and most efficient way he new of to win you back over on his side.
You slide your feet against the tiled floor, anticipating serving the group of Pogues. Instead you plaster on as fake as smile, and interrupt their witty banter by clearing your throat.
“What can I get ya’ll today? Our special today is a main dish of lying with backstabbing on the side.”
You were being bitter and you knew it, purposefully standing on the side of the table that JJ wasn’t on. But still the dining chair screeched on the floor, in an effort to move closer.
“Look we actually love you a lot more than JJ, if we’re being honest,” Pope conquered, and Kie and John B shook their heads in eagerness, willing to mask the tension in the air. “He convinced us to leave you out of it and we didn’t want to get in the middle of anything.”
“You don’t have to justify anything JJ did Pope, he chose to break our promise and that’s on him.”
You sneered, eyes rolling harshly at the blonde that’s twirling his thumbs— peering up at you with a deathly smirk on his features.
“That was a one time thing, Rafe deserved it baby, you know he did.”
“Baby, you know he did.”
John B mocked JJ, warning a kick from JJ’s combat boot beneath the table with a scoff.
“Did you guys hear something … like this irritating buzzing sound of some bastard talking?”
That earned a hissing sound from John B, the actual remnants of what JJ felt from that comment.
“Are y’all ordering or what? I have other tables to serve.”
You conquer, JJ’s at the edge of seat, tapping his foot. His sense being filled with that of burgers, shrimp and grits, anything he could utter but he didn’t have an appetite.
No, not when the only thing he had a hankering for was currently in front of him.
Back straightened and stood tall, typically a stance he’d drool over but he can’t get past the weeping sensation— dire need to never be at odds.
To simply just be.
For you to be his, and him be yours.
All over again.
“I was hoping you were on the menu.”
Courage emphasizing his words, eyeing you up and down— nearly eyefucking. Seeing now as his opportunity to go in for the kill.
“Okay, you know what-“
You’re spinning on your heels, in a notion to walk away— refusing service.
Until.
“JJ! Get down, my parents are never gonna’ let us back in here!”
But, he didn’t give a fuck.
A sickly pit in your stomach causes you to turn around, to be met with a JJ stood bright eyed— a disfigured expression and sunken shoulders hanging low.
Standing atop the table, head closer to the ceiling than it ever was before. Loud and proud, whilst his hands clapped, cupping together for a infamous effect.
Your face burns with prim red scrutiny, horror covering your face— just powerful moments ago.
Insides scrambling to nothing, a stupid toothy grin plastered across his features.
Wreckless, per usual, consequences of no variation to him.
He’s irrevocably standing on top of a restaurant table with only lovingly sullen eyes.
“This woman right here,” He gestures his arms toward you, all bodies turning toward you— wanting to cower in shame but oddly enough you were enticed and lead by infatuation.
Pope and John B, just let JJ do his thing— either way he was going to do what he pleased.
Crowds of familiar faces, family, a friends— some with mouths wide open in awe, some making snarky remarks, and some wishing like hell that it was them.
“She’s gonna’ have my babies,” He started a small chuckle escaping his lungs. Announcing to the entirety of the restaurant, giving them entertainment; despite the promise he broke to not get himself hurt again.
This though. This was promising, and convincing and everything in between.
Salvaged with being allergic to the waiting.
Waiting for you to come around.
You’re in the room, you earn his gaze.
You open your mouth, he’s hypnotized.
Starstruck.
“And m’gonna have those lips on mine for however long she lets me … forever I hope.”
He beamed, Kie’s father’s disgruntled face entering the room, waving at JJ to get down.
A sinister grin still on his features.
“And ya’ll will pass by us in disgust, that you can’t be us. That you can’t have our love.”
You’d hoped someone was behind you because you were about to collapse.
“This enough of an apology for you, pretty girl?”
He echoes, bits of his accent flowing through the sentence.
You managed to fight the smile on your features.
Let’s just say JJ proclaiming his love infront of nearly thirty people didn’t come close to his usual public displays of affection.
“Get your ass down!” Kie’s father, Mike, stammered, and JJ willingly jumped down from the table, being that he wasn’t finished.
And he knows by the smile lines next to your mouth— that this argument is officially past tense.
And he knows that tonight he’s going to relish in all the delicacies that you have to offer him.
“I mean it was alright,” you joke, picking fun to pass your inkling of embarrassment.
Knowing that it topped any apology you’ve received.
JJ glides over to you, hands wholeheartedly cupping your face, thumbs nestling you chin. Like the two of you were on a stage and this was a live performance.
You hold his heart in your hands internally, JJ is merely thankful to be alive during this lifetime with you.
Appreciating your existence and the relationship the two of you founded, together.
He places a wet, sloppy kiss to your lips, pecking them repeatedly. Delving them together, molding with perfection and engulfing yours with his.
Exhilarated to have the opportunity to graze mouths with yours.
“Don’t ever make me chase you again.”
But, he knows he’d do it all over.
Standing hand in hand, with lovelorn souls.
Knowing that he’d redo it without hesitation.
2K notes · View notes
xxbimbobunnyxx · 5 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
This is for me and @babygorewhore’s Writing Prompt Game. Feel free to click the link and come play!! Prompt: Road head with John B. - Warnings: Blow job,( kinda?) Dom!JB 18+MDNI!!!
Tumblr media
You knew it wasn’t the time. But something about the way John B was driving right now was making you crazy. His hair was a tangled mess, he had dirt all over his face, neck, and arms. His button up shirt was askew, only the few bottom buttons still in tact. Displaying his chest that was covered in a sheen layer of sweat and he just looked so good. His large hands were gripping the steering wheel to the point that his knuckles were white and the veins in his hands looked like they might burst. He had a busted lip from the altercation he just got into with the kooks and there was a hard look on his face as he angrily ranted to you.
You weren’t even sure what he was saying, honestly, the only thing you could focus on was how badly you wanted to pull his shorts down his hips and take his cock down your throat. It’s not your fault watching your boyfriend fight turned you on. He’s usually pretty gentle with you, except for when you really push his buttons. But even then, the punishments he deals are sometimes lighter than you’d like. You want him to fucking destroy you, completely take you, shut your brain off so all you can think about is him and his cock.
“Babe, are you even listening?” John B turns to you at a stop sign, eyebrow raised, fingers tapping agitatedly against the steering wheel.
“Huh? Yeah I’m listening, sorry.” You give him a reassuring smile and he takes that as sign to continue his rant. You listen the best you can for a bit longer, offering a small ‘uh-huh’ here and there. Until he runs his fingers through his hair, throwing his head back slightly. His Adam’s Apple on fully display, the sweat on his neck practically begging to be licked off. And it’s really over for you when he grabs your thigh, asking you again if you’re listening to him. You don’t respond, instead giving into your desires by leaning across the seat to lick along the side of his neck.
“Whoa!” John B jumps back a little, glancing away from the road at you. “What are you doing?”
“Shhhh… just let me.” You whisper against his skin, kissing and nipping down his throat while your hand finds his cock through his shorts.
“Babe, this is not the time! This is serious shit we are going through we have to focus - oh fuck.” He lets out a groan when your hand wraps around his shaft, jerking him slightly through the material. You feel him start to harden causing a smirk spread across your lips.
“I think your cock disagrees, and so do I. I happen to think it’s the perfect time.” You kiss down his chest, flicking your tongue out to lick the salty sweat covering his skin as your hands work on undoing his shorts. You push them down and pull his cock out, spitting on your palm before taking it in your hand.
“Oh my fucking goddd. Baby, I’m driving, I don’t think this is the best - shit - idea.” John B keeps his eyes on the road, still going the speed limit despite the fact that you just took his whole cock down your throat in one swift motion. He swerves slightly, before grabbing onto your hair, using his grip to pull you off of him. “Did you not fucking hear me? I said that shit’s not safe.”
You whimper, your eyes rolling back at the burn on your scalp his grip is causing. “Just wanna make you feel good…” You pout up at him and he scoffs, rolling his eyes.
“You’re kind of acting like a slut right now, you know that? You wanna suck me off so bad? Fine.” He pulls off the road into a cluster of trees throwing the car in park. He uses the grip he still has on your hair to push you back onto his cock, shoving himself completely down your throat with a loud groan.
You gag around him, letting out a moan of your own at the feeling of him being rough with you. He pulls you off, giving you a second to breathe before he’s pushing you back down again. He starts to thrust his hips up, fucking your throat with his head thrown back, breathy moans leaving his lips. He pulls you off again, forcing you to look up at him. You have mascara running down your face, droll dripping down the sides of your lips and this look in your eyes like you’d let him do anything he wanted to you right now.
“You like this shit, huh? Are you my little slut?” He uses his thumb to rub the spit on your lips. You’re looking at him like you’re in a trance, his words hardly registering. “Answer me.”
“Yeah, I’m your little slut.” You take his thumb in your mouth, swirling your tongue around it.
“So pretty like this…” He pulls his thumb from your mouth, replacing it with his cock with ease. He counties to use your throat, bobbing your head up and down on his cock. You reach your hand down to cup his balls, swirling them in your palm. “Oh fuck! Baby, I’m gonna - I’m gonna cum.”
He pushes your head down a final time, his hips raising off the seat as his spills down your throat. You swallow every drop, pulling off him with a moan.
“That was so fucking hot.” He pants, taking your face in his hands so he can capture your lips in a passionate, messy kiss.
Tumblr media
60 notes · View notes
fallinforerling · 1 year
Text
no doubts - jb
Tumblr media
ೃ⁀➷ special note ❤️‍🩹 this is dedicated as a pre-birthday gift for the wonderful @808heartz ! you’re amazing and loved! happy birthday 🫶🏻
ೃ⁀➷ jude’s taglist
ೃ⁀➷ jude’s masterlist
ೃ⁀➷ masterlist
requested phrases:
1. “time to go home. now.”
20. “only you can make me feel like this.”
─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──
Getting wasted wasn’t part of your plans; at least not at the beginning of the night. You were okay with staying sober most of the times you went out with your boyfriend and his friends, but today was a bit different.
You didn’t know if it was because he was around his teammates from the England team (whom he didn’t see much due to him living abroad) or the fact that he was just having fun by himself, but you felt like Jude was slightly pushing you away from the circle that his group formed in the center of the VIP area.
You recognized it might be a bit silly to get mad at it, since you were an independent person and could have fun without him… But you were pissed off anyway. So you took it upon yourself to make the night a memorable one.
First, you started a pretty nice chat with one of the sweetest guys around, Declan. He wasn’t very excited about dancing or chatting around a lot, so it was natural for the both of you, who were sitting on the sofas, to start a conversation; then, as the hours passed by and you were still like almost furniture to your boyfriend, you accepted the first of the night from Declan’s hands. From there, you let go.
Maybe it was the music, or how fun it was to just meet new people, but you ended up dancing with not only Declan, but a bunch of girls and boys that just joined along the way. This wasn’t your usual self, but dancing between a gorgeous girl and Declan was the most fun you ever had in a while. At least from your drunken perspective.
“Babe?!” Jude’s voice sounded like an echo at first, which you ignored while the girl named Sarah was still holding your hips. “Babe!”
After a few seconds, your eyes landed on your boyfriend’s face, which wasn’t showing a very happy expression. You smiled at him anyways, unaware of how many times he had been calling your name while standing right next to you.
“Hey!” You said without stopping your little dance next to your new friends. “What’s up?”
That question alone seemed to liberate whatever reason he had to be mad at you. He took your wrist with no actual force, separating you from Sarah, who groaned in annoyance.
“Hey! I was dancing with her!”
“Yeah? Well, I’m leaving with her.” Jude replied in a dry tone that surprised you.
“But I was having fun! She’s a very good dancer.”
“I don’t care about that. Time to go home, now.”
Something about his tone and his eyes made you kinda sober up. You stared at him for a few seconds that actually felt like an eternity, your brain trying to focus on what was going on. Nonetheless, you nodded, giving Sarah a last smile before letting Jude guide you towards the exit.
The cold weather slammed through your very uncovered body with such force that you started to tremble. Jude noticed right away, and while waiting for the car that was supposed to take you home, he took off his jacket, embracing you in a hug despite his seriousness.
“What’s wrong?” You dared to ask after a while, feeling intimidated by his unusual silence.
“Nothing.” He murmured back, not looking at you, but at the street.
You pursed your lips but decided to not do anything about it. You knew better than to push Jude when he was in a mood. He would just close more to himself.
Finally, the car arrived, and without a word, he guided you inside with the same care he always gave you. You half-smiled at the driver before pushing the button that made the thick glass that separated him from the back seat appear.
“Okay...” You slightly blurred out the words, sitting almost on top of your boyfriend, who seemed very concentrated on the street rather than on you.
Of course you noticed something was wrong. He was upset, but you didn’t know why. It didn’t make sense, you just were having fun on your own. He wasn’t that type of jealous, wasn’t he?
“Baby... Talk to me.” If you had to use the big guns to your favor, then you would. Without any shame, you let your body fall on top of his lap, making you smile when he gave you a surprised look before giving your hips a little squish while helping you stabilize yourself. “Are you mad at me?” You carefully touched his cheek, wanting his eyes on yours no matter what.
“I’m not mad at you.” He said almost immediately. “It’s just that... You seemed to be having a lot of fun back there with Declan and that girl.” His eyes were still anywhere but on your face, and you started to slowly realize what was happening.
Oh my god.
“Jude, there’s no reason to feel jealous.” You kept caressing his cheek, biting your lip to stop the smile that was creeping on your face. “I was just dancing with them because you were busy with your friends, that’s it.” With little force, you made him look at you. “Look at me, you know I’ll choose you over anyone without a second thought.” You gave him a long peck, and when you backed up, he was smiling a bit. Progress. “I thought you knew I had the most gorgeous boyfriend on the entire planet.” This time, you fully kissed him, making sure that your body was fully aligned with his.
He returned the kiss with the same force, making you whimper as low as you could. You were still in a car with a driver, for god’s sake.
His hands traveled across your back, landing on your ass so carefully that you thought he was scared of your reaction. But that was impossible. In exchange, you let your nails make a slow trail from his jawline to his neck, taking a hiss from his lips that made you smile.
“Baby...” He whispered against your lips. The look on his face alone made you almost forget why you were holding back.
“Don’t ever doubt what we have.” You kissed his lips one more time, not feeling the need to retrieve yourself from his lap. “Only you can make me feel like this, got it?”
He nodded, still looking at you with a drunken expression that wasn’t there before. You wondered if you had the same expression while looking back at him. You sure felt drunk from his smell and touch.
“I love you.” He finally said before grabbing you for another kiss.
Oh, and how you loved him.
˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚*ੈ✩‧₊˚⋆·˚ ༘ * JUDE’S TAGLIST
@mentalbaddie | @taintedstranger | @mrs-dasilvasantoss | @mbapbaesluvr | @roses-arerosies | @cinderellawithashoe | @yoitsmo07 | @seajjin | @kakuchosbff | @peterparkerbae | @alwaysclassyeagle | @itsjuspenny-blog | @lbsmainblog | @youngjayla | @freetimemachinequeen | @chaeryeongstuff | @lazyreadergirl | @trentismine | @ironmaiden1313 | @wavessmile | @jul1ettt | @daydream-er | @citrusjunosart | @pierre-gasssllyy | @avianawrites | @topguncultleader | @blahhhhhbleeplop | @ricsaigasalec | @koufaxx
371 notes · View notes
kellyvela · 7 months
Note
did u see that now on the jonas fan circles, and their similar interests, people are spreading/acting like the divorce is because sophie is a cheater? even some t**lor sw*f* fans are spreading it as well, saying she is their JA that she used JJ and cheated on him 🙄 as if JJ hadn't been mentioned of partying with early 20s girls and cheating on sophie for years before
Hello anon 👋
I don't care what the jb stans say, they are as stupid and willfully blind as targies.
Everyone is free to think what seems best to them, BUT the thing is, IF Sophie cheated jj with Perry as those people claim, then why Perry's ex girlfriend Olympia still follows Sophie on instagram, the woman that supposedly stole her man???
Tumblr media
Perry and his ex break up was only made public mid September 2023, but the rumors about their separation started way before (November 2022), especially in July 2023, when Olympia celebrated her 27th birthday in Tuscany, Italy, and Perry was notoriously absent.
Friends began whispering about the state of their relationship when property developer Perry was conspicuous by his absence at the Chelsea-based model's 27th birthday party in July. They have not been seen in public together since last November. For three consecutive summers, the couple holidayed together, but this year they went their separate ways. The Princess visited Italy and Greece with family and friends (...) Perry, meanwhile, spent his summer with pals in Cow Neck, New York state, as well as in Spain with family. He was also at the Burning Man festival in Nevada with a posse of attractive young women.
Actually, the rumors of cheating came from Olympia's part, since she was seen with some married with children TT chef that was kicked out of his home by his wife when the rumors erupted.
King Charles's goddaughter, 27, beamed as she made her way to the celebrity chef's car, in Notting Hill, just days after her  ex-boyfriend Peregrine Pearson, spent time with Sophie Turner in Paris, where they were spotted kissing.
The wife of celebrity chef Thomas Straker has kicked him out of their marital home after being told he was in a romantic relationship with Princess Maria Olympia of Greece. Friends of Straker and his wife Davina who have two daughters aged four and two, said she was 'devastated' to be told of his infidelity in October.
I have seen those people claiming that Sophie and Perry were together since July 2023, since Sophie were in Tuscany, Italy, around July 2023 as well; but apparently they missed the fact that Sophie was there with jj (see the pictures), but Olympia was alone, without Perry, whose absence was conspicuous (see the pics and read article linked above).
So how were Sophie and Perry cheating, if Sophie was with jj in Italy, while Perry was with his family and friends in Spain and US???
Also, IF Sophie really cheated jj with Perry, then why Olympia's long time close friends like Ella Richards and Sascha von Bismarck, or George and Camilla Blandford, or even Rupert Gorst, to mention only some of them, are OK hanging out, travelling, partying and posting pictures of them all happy with Sophie, the woman that supposedly stole their friend's man?
Think about it.
Now, in addition to his well known awful reputation, over their 7 years together, there was a lot of rumors and blinds about jj being a serial cheater.
But not only that, while "sources" were claiming that jj has been caring for his daughters "alone" and "pretty much all of the time," there was a podcast about him living a single life in NY, clubbing till late hours:
Also, while there were headlines with jj saying that it was "too soon" for Sophie to date someone new, he was seen with more than one girl.
Look at this reddit post from November 6th 2023, about jj having a double date with a girl he met at some restaurant she works at:
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Also, he was seen with this other girl in Seattle, around November 11th 2023:
Tumblr media Tumblr media
And around December 2023, he was also seen with a redhead in Montreal:
Tumblr media
And now jj is dating a model that got famous after starting a relationship with a 17 years old male model, while she was 28/29 years old, and they became parents soon after the male model turned 18 . . . . Sounds familiar??? 💀
A little update, it seems jj and new woman knew each other and were interacting a lot since before he started dating Sophie . . . .
 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
31 notes · View notes
newtonsheffield · 1 year
Note
Which Anthony is this in the Molly-verse?
Everyone's favorite game is back with new JB content! Will it be Gym-bro Anthony? Priest Anthony? F1 driver Anthony? Or another? The possibilities are endless
Tumblr media
F1 teams almost always have a watch sponsor so I think this is probably F1 Anthony.
F1 Anthony's watch is worth a pretty cool £150,000 and Kate nearly dies when he straps it onto her wrist before he gets into the cockpit every weekend. Purely because she'd not sure she should be responsible for something worth that much money, honestly.
"Are we back in school?" Kate raised her eyebrow as Anthony buckled his watch onto her wrist then placed his cap on her head. "Me, wearing your jumper."
"Do you want my jumper? I can get you- Can we get my jacket over here please?!"
"I don't want your jacket." Kate sighed, kissing the end of his nose. "Not sure I want to be responsible for something that costs that much money though."
"You're responsible for cars that are worth about €12 million." Anthony chuckled. "Just hold onto it for me while I get us a shiny new trophy."
"Okay, but if I lose it and you need a new one, don't blame me."
"Are you planning on losing part of your arm?"
"That guy has been waiting to interview you for ages." Kate rolled her eyes, "Toddle along please."
And before Kate's realised what's going on, she's somehow modelling women's watches. Her arm around Anthony's shoulders, his hand on her hip. and it might be okay were it not for the fact Anthony keeps glaring at the other couple in the shoot, hissing-
"He can't put his hand there, that's my baby sister!"
112 notes · View notes
brandogenius · 7 months
Note
Can you do one thats like a combo of jb x reader with unsupportive parents and bg x younger artist where younger artist!reader gets kicked out but also gets a new apartment in la to start a new life so it’s bittersweet and the boys help you move in? also LOVEEEE your fics💕
‼️RPF‼️
BLURB - the boys & young artist! - unsupportive parents
Tumblr media
the boys don’t from from you in while. all three of them growing worried since you were very since in the group chat. finally getting a hold of you at one night maybe like a week later you explain the story
at first the boys were mad at you for not replying but once realising that you were kicked out, had nowhere to stay, no phone to charge aka replying to messages they understood.
they were also a bit upset you didn’t come to them. “i didn’t want to burden or annoy you” which caused the boys to get more upset. mainly due to the fact they thought you didn’t trust them enough. “you know you can come to us for anything right kid?”
you weren’t used to living on your own so the boys offered to temporarily move in with you until it felt right. whether that was a week or a couple of months. especially with what was going on, they didn’t want you to be on your own anyway
“guys i promise i’m fine-“ (no you weren’t stop lying to yourself tf)
“just a couple of days at most kid. sleepover with the oldies.” they help you move your stuff in. decorating the house the way YOU want it.
going out shopping for furniture with lucy. ikea maybe? hauling supplies and shit into the back of the car as both of you build a couch and table with chairs for the day. phoebe and julien going shopping for paint and home decoration supplies
i feel like each in their own way it’s a little bonding moment between you and the boys. shopping with lucy while both of you discuss amongst yourselves which couch looks nicer with the interior.
“this one looks nice” lucy running her hands over the soft leather of the couch “would look nice with the coloured walls” you agreeing. lucy helping put the stuff in the trolly (bare with me i haven’t been to ikea before ‼️)
both of you setting up the supplies in the empty room. getting down to business. “let me take the hammer- i’m afraid you’d chop your fingers off”
lucy ending up doing all the hammering and nail work as you sit there and hold stuff in place. it’s not that she doesn’t trust you it’s just… you’re quite accident prone but thats ok!
another bonding moment with phoebe going home supply shopping. she knows what you like and what you dislike so it’s easy to find. running down the isle with fake flowers like “these would look so cute!!” and add them to the trolly without your opinion.
debating on weather this purple cute cow print cushion is cuter or this pastel colourful rainbow rainbow. both liking the both but ultimately doing beads or tails in the store to find out what wins
you putting both in the trolly anyway.
with jb however. i can view the two of you painting your bedroom. say pb and lucy are gone to get lunch for all of you so you and jb are painting the bedroom.
jules going like “you know if you need anyone to talk to you can come to me and the boys right?” it’s so sudden but has you crying in sibling issues. it’s very sweet but also a bit sad.
“i know.. i just don’t wanna annoy you all” and jb is like “nonsense. wouldn’t be annoying anyone. we’re all friends here right?” and you’re nodding your head agreeing “then there’s no need to be worried”
41 notes · View notes
maybank612 · 1 year
Text
Bet
Y/n POV:
“I’m just saying I don’t think it’s possible” John B said plopping down on the couch next to Pope. 
We have been hanging out waiting for JJ to get back from work so we could go on the boat. We ended up talking about me and JJ’s relationship, which led us to Popes wonderful comment about how we never seem to be able to leave each other alone. 
“I think she could do it” Kie chimed in 
“No way. There is no way that y/n can ignore JJ for a whole day. It’s not possible” Pope laughed while taking a sip of his drink. 
“I totally can” I defend myself. Not that I wanted to ignore my boyfriend for a day, but I wasn’t going to back down from a challenge. 
Pope and John B just shake their heads. “No way” they said
“Way” I laughed
“Okay, fine. Then I bet you fifty bucks that you can’t ignore JJ for 24 hours” John B smirks
“Fifty bucks” I practically scream, shocked that it was that big of a bet. 
“Yep” He popped the p at the end
“Bet, be prepared to lose Johnny Boy” I smirked getting up from the couch and grabbing my bag
“Wait where are you going?” Kie askes as I make my way to the door. 
I turn back and laugh “Well, if i’m going to ignore JJ I probably shouldn’t be here when he gets home” 
“That’s cheating” Pope yelled from the living room
“Not part of the rules. I told you I was going to win” I giggled and made my way to my car hearing John B yell from inside the house “Good Luck “Mrs. Maybank” 
I rolled my eyes at the nickname JJ always calls me. I got in the car and took a breath. This was going to be a long 24 hours. 
As soon as I got home I hopped in the shower, and as I got out I already had 3 texts from JJ. God this was going to be hard. 
JJ POV:
As soon as I got back to the chateau I expected to see y/n waiting for me like always. But she wasn’t there. I asked my friends where she was and they all just shrugged. 
There is something they aren’t telling me. 
I texted her a couple of times and got nothing in return, then I checked her location to make sure that she was home like they said she was. 
It shows her a home, what the hell is going on. 
I grabbed the keys to my bike and hurried off to her house, ignoring the comments from my friends. 
As soon as I got to her house I climbed up to the window like I always do. But it was locked, and her lights were off. She never locks her window. 
I knock for a few minutes, until I gather that she is probably asleep. 
I walked back to my bike trying to think of anything that could be wrong. Maybe I did something. 
What if she doesn’t love me anymore? What if she wants to break up? 
These thoughts wreck my brain as I make my way back to the chateau. As soon as I get there I walk straight into my room. I lay down thinking about the fact that I might be losing the love of my life. 
Y/n POV:
I roll over slowly, opening my eyes to the bright sun shining through my window. I grab my phone and catch the time. 
1:30pm
Damn I really slept in, I guess it makes sense cause I spent most of the night thinking about JJ. It was so hard to sit there as I heard him knocking on my window. 
Then I notice all the messages from JJ. Clearly he didn’t sleep either. All I wanted to do was tell him it was a bet, but I was determined to prove JB and Pope wrong. 
I got up and got dressed and then called Kie to see if she wanted to hang out so that I can ignore JJ for the next 4 hours. All I had to do was get to 5 o’clock and then I could spill to JJ. 
Luckily Kie didn’t have any plans so we decided to go walk around downtown for a while. 
We shopped for a while, then as soon as the clock hit 5 I smiled.
“Time to go” I cheered to Kie. She laughed at my attitude because she knew that I was happy to prove the boys wrong, but also that I didn’t have to ignore JJ anymore. 
We pulled into the chateau, and thankfully I saw JJ’s bike. Good he’s here. 
We walk in and I see John B and Pope sitting on the couch both looking really guilty. 
“You lost” I cheered. Causing John B and Pope to look at each other, still with that guilty face. 
“Yeah about that” John B goes quiet. 
“What did you two do?” Kie asks, setting down the shopping bags. 
“You might want to check on JJ” Pope says
My face drops, every time they say something like that there is something wrong. 
I immediately walk over to the spare room and slightly open the door. 
That's when I see JJ. Puffy eyes, little sniffles coming from his nose. 
“Baby” I say quietly 
He turns and looks at me, tears still in his eyes. I walk over and engulf him in a hug. 
“Do, do you wanna break up?” He sniffles
“What?” I question pulling away to look at him, 
“You locked the window, you never do that” He looks so sad, I am really regretting this bet now
“Awe baby, no I don’t want to break up. John B and I made this stupid bet. He said he would give me fifty bucks if I didn’t talk to you for 24 hours” I admit feeling really guilty. 
I wipe the tears off my boy's face and then I notice the look on his face. 
“What” He choked out
“I’m so sorry baby, it was stupid. I do not want to break up. I just wanted them off my back.” 
“I’m gonna kill him” he half jokes finally calming down 
“How about instead, we go get our fifty bucks and I treat you to some ice cream” I suggest
He just smiles and says “Deal” 
We walk hand in hand into the living room, gaining the attention of our friends. 
As soon as we are in view, JJ pulls me in and plants a big fat kiss on my lips. Immediately earning grains from our friends. 
As soon as we pull apart, JJ turns to John B. 
“That’s what you get for making my girl ignore me for a day” he smirks
“Okay I deserve that” John B admits 
“Pay up Johnny” I say walking over to him. 
He pulls out a fifty and hands it over reluctantly. 
“Thank you” I smile and grab JJ’s hand
“Where are you going?” Pope asks
“Ice Cream!” I yell draggin JJ out of the house. 
We hop in the car and before JJ starts it he looks over at me. 
“Please don’t ever do that again” He says
“I won’t” I smile, grabbing his hand and kissing it. 
“I love you” I say kissing JJ’s cheek. 
“And I love you” He says starting the car “Now ice cream” He gleams. 
59 notes · View notes
astrangetorpedo · 1 month
Note
oh clock it… boygenius stantwt most insufferable place known to man
so rant incoming lmao. i appreciate that bg stan twitter is full of young people trying their best to navigate the ethics of parasocial relationships, but the tone they take really is insufferable at times. the lines they claim are so clear about when it is and is not appropriate to take pictures of the boys are, in fact, incredibly blurry !
for example: according to bg stan twitter, it’s unacceptable to photograph a celebrity without their knowlege or permission, but what about jb’s appearance at the nashville sc? boygenius source circulated photos taken of jb’s performance, which they’ve deemed is an acceptable time to photograph the boys without their express consent, but what about before and after said performance? bc there were several photos of julien just standing around, tuning her guitar etc that were shared without controversy and i doubt those fans and photographers asked before they got their cameras out.
and what about lucy? pictures of her standing at the sidelines, cheering jb on and snapping her own photos spread around boygenius twitter like wildfire, but she was there as a spectator ! do we think the fans sitting in the arena received permission to take her picture? the rules are not always as clear as they make them out to be.
of course, the instances the boys have complained about in interviews (phoebe being harassed and followed, jb getting stealth recorded in a cvs of all places) should absolutely be condemned. it’s creepy to take pictures of phoebe minding her own business in a restaurant, or in her car with her boyfriend at a rest stop. but to take a picture of boygenius standing together in a public music venue where they know they’ll attract attention? i don’t think that’s the worst thing in the world. they are in a setting where it’s reasonable to expect folks will notice them and take a picture. regardless of whether it’s fair or not, it does come with the territory of being a public figure.
i also feel compelled to point out that the people screaming bloody murder about other fans invading the boys’ privacy are often the same crew who post pics of julien when she was a minor. i sincerely doubt jb likes that very much? i doubt she appreciates the thirst tweets hyper-sexualizing her either, but i see a lot of that on boygenius stan twitter. i don’t actually mean to criticize them when i point those things out, but i am saying that all the lectures and complaints about other fans being creepy feels performatively self-righteous, especially when we’re all engaging in the same level of parasocial behavior more or less.
to be clear: i agree that cultivating a culture of respect for the boys’ privacy is wonderful and healthy, and i’d hate to see them hounded by fans whenever they left their homes. but the world of boygenius fandom is much larger than the handful of ppl who tweet about them every single day, and it’s unreasonable when they freak out every time someone else doesn’t conform to their expectations of appropriate fan behavior.
6 notes · View notes
Text
Apple Picking - Eggsy Unwin x reader
all right! I decided on a random monday night a couple of days too late that I was going to challenge myself to write and publish one fic for each week of October. Had I thought of the idea earlier this one would've come out on the 6th, but I thought of it when writing this last night so it's coming out today instead.
The goal with this event is to write for characters and pairings I don't write for often and like my account to a certain extent, this event is multifandom! Eggsy Unwin is kicking it off because I love him wholeheartedly and don't write for him as often as I should.
This fic was written while I was listening to the Boygenius song Leonard Cohen and directly uses the lyric 'I never thought you'd happen to me' twice because I love Boygenius and I couldn't help myself.
Fic type- fluff
Warnings- none
Tumblr media
There was not a day that surpassed the both of you wherein Eggsy Unwin did not second guess himself. He wondered why, out of all of the people you could've chosen, you chose him.
You were the best person Eggsy could've met in the beginnings of his career as a Kingsman. You liked to read, you loved to write, you didn't hate dogs and you loved the autumn.
Eggsy had met you while waiting for Harry at a coffee place. You'd bumped into him while taking an idle step backwards, you'd chatted in line, he'd made you laugh, and you'd exchanged numbers and then it was like that was it. He was in your life, you were in his, and things would probably stay that way.
Still, four years later, you were thirty-two and had been sharing an apartment since just a bit before Eggsys 30th birthday. It was near the Kingsman tailors and near where you worked, so it was a good fit.
He was grinning to himself as he parked his car into one of the two parking spots that was included in the rent, Harry on the phone with him as he talked animatedly about plans you'd made for the upcoming and extremely rare weekend Eggsy had off.
As Eggsy turned the car off, he took Harry off speaker, pressing the phone to his ear. He opened the door just enough to hear the sound of rain and pocketed his car keys.
"Yeah! It's gonna be great--late morning, we're going to order in, I think? Once that's done with we're going to take JB and we're going to go apple picking. They do it with JB every season so that they can use the apples for apple butter, but I have the weekend off so we're turning it into a staycation type thing."
"Staycation?" Harry asked as Eggsy ran from his parking spot to the front door of the flat complex, barely dodging the rain in the process. "The closest apple picking place is three hours out of the city. That's not staying in."
"Close enough, innit?" Eggsy said, swiping the fob and grinning as he approached the elevator. The thought of seeing you had turned the exhaustion he felt into something more content, something happy.
"I suppose," Harry said as Eggsy pressed the button. The doors promptly opened and in Eggsy stepped, pressing the button for your floor and shaking his head as though to focus. "Are you staying at a hotel?"
"Only decent one we could find doesn't allow pets," Eggsy said. "We're going to drive thirty minutes back around so that he can stay at a pet hotel, I think. Bit of extra work, but he'll be happy with the hordes of attention he'll get. I'll be happy because--it's not like opportunities like this come often."
Despite the fact that he couldn't see him, Eggsy knew that the expression Harry wore was a sad smile on the other end of the phone line.
"Have you proposed yet?"
"I'm working on it," Eggsy said as the elevator doors opened. He stepped into the hallway and approached your door, grabbing his keys from his pocket. "Just bought the ring yesterday. The secret of it might bloody well eat me alive, Harry."
Harry laughed halfheartedly. "You have a good night, Eggsy."
"You too, mate," and the call was done.
Eggsy put his key into the lock and turned, sighing with relief and pressing his head against the door as it opened slightly. It didn't take him long to hear the sound of JBs claws scraping against the floor and your gentle discipline, telling him to wait until Eggsy had gotten a foot through the door to bide for his attention.
Eggsy laughed and proceeded inward, heart heavy with how happy he felt.
-
A day later, it was six, you'd just ordered McDonalds to your hotel room and the hotel mini fridge was full of ten pounds of apples from the time you and Eggsy had spent picking them while JB found his soulmate in a pug owned by a couple in their sixties.
Eggsy had just gotten out of the shower where you'd showered beforehand, and you were sitting in the chair that had been placed by the window, using it for what seemed to be it's purpose as you read something.
Eggsy said nothing, leaning slightly against the door frame in his Kingsman sweatpants and a baggier shirt that smelled a little like you, indicating you'd stolen it in recent, then washed it and sprayed it with some of the scent you liked before placing it in one of the clean clothes baskets that Eggsy would later sort and fold.
You were reading a book, and Eggsy was looking at you, and it just--everything kind of just hit him.
He'd bought the ring. He could've proposed to you right then if it really, truly seemed like the right time as he always kept it in one of his pockets. He could've proposed at the apple orchard but it just didn't seem like the right time then.
All that Eggsy could think of was that first time you'd met in the coffeeshop. You'd bumped into him while taking a step back, and you'd chatted, and he'd made you laugh and it felt like it was perfect.
Four years gone, four of the best years he'd experienced, and he found himself leaning against a bathroom door frame and looking at you, and it just--woah.
"This is going to seem so random," he said, one hand idly going to his pocket, where he'd slipped the ring out of what had managed to become a habit after only three days. "But it just--we've been together for four years now, and it's all kind of just hitting me."
You turned to look at him, grinning as your gaze met his.
"Yeah?" You asked. "What is it?"
"I never thought that--well--you see, I'm not really known for my smarts," Eggsy sighed. "Roxy and Merlin and Harry--and, well, everyone, realistically--would make a case for the fact that I don't really know much at all, but I do know that I know you."
You were looking at him like he was the love of your life. Eggsy knew that you were his without a doubt in his mind.
"I never thought that when you bumped into me, we'd find ourselves here. I never thought that I would be using one of the only weekends off I've gotten since I started working for the Kingsmen to propose to you in some hotel, but this where we are and I am so grateful for it."
You stood, approached him. Eggsy pulled the ring out of his pocket and presented it to you, shoulders shaking in silent laughter. Harry, the guy who had a love for romantics somewhere deep down, was going to kill him for proposing in the hotel rather than at the orchard.
"I never thought you'd happen to me," Eggsy said. "Seriously. I didn't, and I don't know how I've managed to get so lucky but I am so happy I have."
"You realize that marrying me means your stuck with me forever, right?" You asked, pressing a quick peck to his lips. "Like, no escape. In sickness and in health, in every single moment where I choose to annoy you because it's funny, in every single time you come home from a mission at seven in the morning because the mission ran long or you got called in late, and discover I've made brownies or butter tarts or peanut butter cookies. You're stuck with me even then."
"I never thought you'd happen to me," Eggsy said again. "So yeah. I realize it means I'll be stuck with you when you annoy me and that it means I'll come home to brownies, or butter tarts, or peanut butter cookies. I realize it means I'll be stuck with you when we're both drunk and we can't stop laughing. In sickness and in health, Y/N. Sunny days, and the rainy ones, too."
Eggsy loved you so much and often found that it was impossible to put it into words.
"Will you marry me?" He asked.
"I'd be an idiot not to," you grinned.
Eggsy slipped the ring onto your finger and made a note to call Harry before the two of you went to bed as your arms wrapped around his shoulders, his around your waist, and the two of you hugged.
You couldn't believe your luck, and Eggsy couldn't believe his.
48 notes · View notes
lazarusphenomenon · 2 months
Text
sorry, ignore me under the cut but i had to get this out.
my cursed trait is that if i have like a supernatural element au that i am dedicating an embarrassing amount of brainpower to imagining a bloopers / fancam of scenes from it.
currently hung up over jb au and the tw au but i'm specifically referring to the tw au with dua lipa and megan thee stallion's
montage of jason beating the shit out of dubiously supernatural people with a tennis racket / lacrosse stick.
reyna and jason standing in front of their vandalized lockers with f----t #1 and f----t #2 spray painted on.
reyna sitting wrapped up in a blanket in the passenger seat of jason's car covered in blood and dry leaves.
jason asking piper and leo to create a distraction and they just immediately start making out.
reyna crouched over jason (who is bleeding out on the ground) and then being like "oh, no! i actually bit him. sorry!" my most beloved blooper from the jennifer's body movie.
drew pulling out an increasingly improbable amount of bullshit from her purse. how did she fit a drill in there? your guess is as good as any of the other characters'.
nico and hazel walking throughout the hallways like cullen family style and jason walking into a wall because he's too busy looking at them.
jason sleeping face down in a book at his desk while reyna's curled up like a baby in his bed (complete with a cute sleep mask) because jason stayed up all night researching werewolves for her.
long distance shot of thalia practicing her archery but she keeps missing the target and swearing in new and inventive ways.
piper and leo in the middle of an argument sitting in chairs facing away from each other while they hold hands because they love each other and they don't actually want to be apart even if they're both mad as hell.
reyna telling hylla off for creeping around her high school without a visitor's pass.
slow pan of all the various (copies of) polaroids jason and reyna have taken together since they were little on a corkboard with red string connecting them and the picture of reyna at the center with eye shine is circled in red.
nico and will kissing but it's like that kiss at the start of but i'm a cheerleader.
clip of reyna calling after jason's retreating back in the hallway like "wait! jason. jason, am i attractive to lesbians?" and getting jumpscared by drew walking past her.
montage of thalia getting ready to do her monster hunting business and she's interrupted of jason calling to her like "thalia! you better not be having beer and cigarettes for breakfast again! i made you waffles." and she comes back into frame with waffles with strawberries cut into hearts and a glass of milk.
leo and piper seated at their desks after school while jason and reyna stand at the chalk board in front of a venn diagram of things that are myth and things that are fact with the little intersection being things that are true but the myths are misleading. off to the side, outside of the circle is just 'santa claus?' because they couldn't rule that one out given that there's fucking werewolves and monsters running amok in their town.
cut of the increasingly stupid lies thalia and jason tell each other. it's like the inverse of light and l for like 90% of the run time.
5 notes · View notes
chuckletons · 6 months
Note
ive been following you since 2017, and i remember gradually seeing the rise of Carl. i didnt know anything about him, and still dont, but loved being able to scroll tumblr and know with certainty id see at least one of your posts about that guy from johnny bravo that i think has some sort of gay? tumultuous? not gay? hate? relationship with johnny himself. i still know nothing about him but i can now recognize him anywhere. over time i have gradually used tumblr less so it is a shock to me that you ever stopped posting about him, but seeing him on my dash is always a fun time :) it is fun to know he is unending. i hope u have an awesome day
THIS IS SO SWEET thank you! i'm glad to see joy out of it and also recognition for carl as a character :D we're nearing 4 years of carl world if you can believe that
it's partially a matter of me using tumblr less too but i also only have so much left to talk about regarding jb when storyboards aren't popping up 😔 at least, that's how it appears to me! i'm sure there's stuff in my drafts i never posted too because there always is— in fact, i can think of an ask or two i never finished answering (i am so sorry. it's a jungle in there) johnny and carl are trapped in my brain forever they do not have a choice. i love their gay tumultuous not gay hate friendship forever <3 i have so many clips and pictures i've never posted anywhere also. an obnoxious amount
with me and s2-3 (my favorite carl episodes moreso) it's kind of like those posts about being in the car as a kid and rewatching an entire movie or episode of something in your head. besides that i've seen Everything jb i know Everything* (huge asterisk) OH MY GOD NO WAIT okay i'm waiting for the rest of jbvo to get uploaded in the future. there's that! if the series bible for season 2 (retooled) ever gets posted somewhere i Will be there. even in spirit. still looking forward to seeing more issues of the uk cn magazine scanned as well
8 notes · View notes
melyonza · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
A scooter again?
When No takes Trash to look for his alternate mode, we see that seeing the scooter option does not convince him at all, on the contrary, it makes him uncomfortable.
When Hashtag gives JB suggestions about finding his vehicle mode, we see that among the options is a scooter, it is barely noticeable but there it is close to the car.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
This is ironic, since considering JB's size, there was no way he would choose a scooter as his alternate mode.
The fact that we've already been shown a scooter as an alternate mode suggestion twice means it will be relevant in the future. Would there be a Terran like a scooter as an alternate mode?
Could it mark the return of Sqweeks or Sureshock?
Tumblr media Tumblr media
15 notes · View notes