#the fact that i have to separate roberta and lincoln. because of abraham.

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top 5 conspiracy theories

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wesley crusher is a descendant of roberta lincoln from tos "assignment: earth." evidence: wesley's middle name is robert. they both also have strange birthmarks in some sort of location that they don't like being talked about. roberta canonically became a time traveller so it's possible!

2. the psychic connection between troi and riker that is dropped after the pilot is still very real to me. in the episode where troi briefly loses her telepathy, before she announces that the only person who seems to realize something is wrong is riker. there's also some moments where they just generally seemed tuned into each other, troi senses when he's coming, etc. yes this could be a close bond but consider THIS: in "disaster" when ro laren wants to separate the ship, troi refuses because she's convinced there are people working down there that will hear their message. and riker was!

3. i've said this before but i'm convinced that kirk forces every member of the enterprise to take an improv class taught by him. "a piece of the action" with fizzbin and the rest is an obvious example of how unnecessarily into character kirk can get sometimes. the man is known for his love of poetry and theater, and combined with how much talking out of his ass has saved the day, i'm certain he's tried to teach everyone else his ways, too.

4. kirk is a real man and he's been fighting for control of william shatner's body since 1966. it's the only thing that will explain why will baby chose to look at leonard nimoy Like That and say certain lines Like That. it doesn't make sense otherwise.

5. they [kirk and spock] fucked that old man [16th president of the united states abraham lincoln]

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