#the essential oils and gemstones young mom vs traditional marriage trophy wife mom at the pto meeting
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pg (justifiably) complaining about d*llon to d*llons number one stan
" if thats what gets him goin-" <- offering him room for explanation, a gentleman's elaboration that is not intending personal offense
Jaren, instantly personally offended: Y o u think it's A n t i c s 🤨😒. * contemplates killing *
" i think it's antics 👐🏽 !.. you-you would know better (MM.)- 💧.. you would know better than me :) like it's-it's-it's " <- staying strong on his statements but getting scared 😭
Jaren: 😒 . * sideeyes camera. * * surveys the room for witnesses . * * contemplates killing. * * big American psycho calm down girl vs kill girl kill inner turmoil lung-filling *
#jaren instantly getting sassy on him 😭😭#WHY ARE YOU DYING ON A HILL IN HELL JAREN#manic pixie dream girl adds a space before her periods jaren vs bass pro shop hat paul...#they would battle like gandolf battling that one creature falling down a cave#why did jaren give a little sideeye 😭#pg got him head wobblin and his chest rising im sick#ive never seen him so offended like this LMAO#how do u manage to outpiss a player with a question as a player and not a reporter 😭#if u told me this was the joker murrary scene i would believe you and leave a like on the video too#seeing pg just Mouth the name d*llon brooks catalyzes the synthesis of jarens bitch genes 😭#there are some danger levels of malewife on malewife terms of hostility going on#it's literally radioactive#im gonna cry#the essential oils and gemstones young mom vs traditional marriage trophy wife mom at the pto meeting#karen has just accused jade of putting 🍃 in the brownies#she knew from the moment she saw her tattoo that she Hated jade
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