#the epitome of matching each other's freak

[ohrackham]

I just had the strangest dream. You were there, Laszlo. But we didn't know each other.

Nadja and Laszlo in What We Do in the Shadows: Sleep Hypnosis

[moonfall666]

im listening to astonishing tales of the highly improbable right now, and idk why i though lloyd would be the normal one in the relationship.... i thought the cannibalism and flesh suits was a joke......

[taughtdefense]

ethrobby incorrect quotes that are definitely canon — 1 / ?

@taughtpain

[livstarlight]

My friend and I were discussing about who has a more possessive or obsessive behaviour between Viktor and Jayce and she thought Viktor was the more possessive one, but I don't exactly agree, because when Jayce has to deal with other people/things, aside from a little grumbling and glaring Viktor really doesn't do anything (probably thinks he has no right to, but that's another post). Instead he stews and stews almost obsessively but never truly showing his emotions. Except when he's more confident with his mind and body once he becomes the Machine Herald and lets himself want and do things he wants to do without fear of consequences or shame.

So maybe they are a bit of both, and Jayce I think can get a bit unexpectedly possessive, not like in a bad way, more like in a unconscious subtle way. Aside from the obvious touching he has going on (he can't go five minutes without touching Viktor, really, he's insane), he also tries to always involve him, drops everything at the drop of the hat if he hears a whisper of him being in trouble or distress, brings him up in every conversation and calls him his partner every single time with no particular care or reason if it's relevant or pertinent. But for me the thing that absolutely pinpoints him as the epitome of gentle possessiveness is the fact that he's so used and has so much faith in Viktor always being around, in his orbit, that he doesn't even fathom the possibility of him existing apart of him. Not because of any selfish reason of Viktor not having a reason to exist without him, but because Jayce can't imagine his life without Viktor being there.

It's just a fact of life, the sky is blue, the grass is green, and his partner will always be there.

But the thing is, he's also extremely dense and oblivious about it. That's why when Viktor wakes up after fusing with the hexcore and leaves him, it takes him off-guard and completely shatters him. It's like every thing that he took for granted and considered fundamental truths just don't hold up anymore. He starts behaving erratically, throwing himself on things of fix, finding solutions.

They both stop functioning when they are far from each other for too long, it's like the universe loses its balance.

I don't know they are just so messy and devoted to each other and match each other's freak so well THEY MAKE ME SICK.

[ineffectualdemon]

TBC my defense of Binghe isn't "Binghe did nothing wrong and is a pure perfect boy" it's "Shen Qingqiu is just as fucked up as Binghe and they are both being messy toxic freaks in most of their situations. They just eventually match each other's freak"

Binghe is very BPD coded and he's in a bad spiral for most of the books which is exacerbated by xin mo as @piosplayhouse pointed out in the notes of another post

And as someone with BPD he's very relatable but also holy fuck is he messy as hell

Free my man! He only did some of it but admittedly he really needs to chill the fuck out and STOP

But also Shen Qingqiu is also mentally unstable and spiralling for a lot of the books. He has identity issues and anxiety dissociates on the regular

He self brainwashes himself as a coping mechanism

This bitch gaslights himself and then claims Binghe is gaslighting him

The man is MESSY and has PROBLEMS

I love them so much but they are very much the epitome of "don't ever break up, don't inflict your shit on anyone else"

[peachdoxie]

Maddie and Jack Fenton are the epitome of matching each other's freak.

[shoopsthereitis]

i feel like barty and evan are kinda the epitome of matching each others freak

[going-fanfics17]

14th member of Seventeen : Sara aka Kim So Neul

Relationship with Members : Hyung line

1. Choi Seungcheol (Scoups) = (before debut) Sara was really scared of him. Like his aura, ooof! Intimidating! He was tall, angry looking and barked orders plus she walked into the practice room to witness cheol put Mingyu in a headlock. So her being scared was justified even though he literally melted on seeing her doe eyes and wanted to be the best big brother.

(after debut) Scoups was finally able to gain her trust and show her that he wasn't scary. He protected her, cooked for her, took her to places to explore the new country. Sara saw how nice he was to her and let go of that scary image she had of him. In due time they became best friends and she wasn't scared of him anymore.

2. Jeonghan= (before debut) the bunny boy, following her around, trying to get her to join in on his pranks and pouting if she said no. Sara was never pranked by him, he adores her too much to do that. She was his aegi and he teased her about it everyday. Protective brother number 2.

(after debut) Jeonghan always kept her close to him since she was the youngest and the industry is harsh and he wanted to shield her from all the monsters on the planet. Plus , she lives with him and cheol.

3. Joshua = (before debut) first day as soon as he heard she was also half Korean, he felt a mixture of happiness and relief. They bonded together the fastest. Jeonghan followed her around talking nonstop in Korean and Sara wasn't that fluent so Joshua always translated it for her. Her and Shua talked about their lives back in America, how and why she came here, changed companies and everything.

(after debut) my sister from another mother and my brother from another mother. That's the relationship. Joshua adores her, he watched her grow up from a shy but brilliant 12 year old to a matured 19 year old and even though he was way older than her, he still respected her and adored her.

4. Jun = (before debut) shy cat but also confused. Why were they adding a female member? He was a bit hesitant to warm up to her and neither of them could speak each other's language so it was even more difficult to bond.

(after debut) best friends. Bonded over their love for cats and weirdness. Jun went from being hesitant and awkward to looking after her since she wasn't even a teenager when she debuted. He taught her how to cook Chinese food and she went to him when she needed to cheer up.

5. Hoshi = (before debut) she was so weirded out by him. Like why was a grown man pretending to be a tiger? And trying to get her in on the madness? She thought it was normal in Korea to act like animals until Joshua explained why Hoshi did what he did. And he was scary when he was in choreographer mode so she avoided him.

(after debut) Hoshi never scolded her, like ever, even when she made mistakes but if someone else made the same mistake, it was over for them. Protective brother number 3. Sara became the biggest horanghe enthusiast after Jeonghan. Protected Sara from the paparazzi and prevented them from taking inappropriate pictures of her. Sara in turn bought him tiger themed stuff and made him kimchi.

6. Wonwoo = (before debut) he brought her out of her shell. Wasn't scary like Seungcheol or a yapper like Jeonghan. He was the epitome of calmness but also a menace. Greenroom Wonwoo knew how to have fun and match everyone's freak. He made Sara laugh when she was nervous before practice. Taught her korean and fed her chocolates as reward after a long practice.

(after debut) best friends. Platonic soulmates. She taught him how to boil water (that is all she can do) and he taught her how to play games. They always team up in gose and play games all night long. She is his cuddle bug , the only person Wonwoo opens up to and he is her comfort person.

7. Woozi= (before debut) he chased her with a guitar after she lost his guitar pick. She just hid it on purpose to tease him since he was shorter than her. She naturally gravitated towards Woozi since she thought he was 12 cause he was small. He wasn't but that didn't change a thing. He was just too cute and too much like a cat that she couldn't resist poking his cheeks.

(after debut) best buddies, song writing partners, best producer duo, she loves giving him back hugs when he is stressed out or tired. In return, he looks after her by bringing her food and massaging her head cause she is his baby. Backbones of Seventeen.

[haunting-hufflepuffs-basement]

I'm back with more HP Lukewarm takes:

Oliver Wood and Marcus Flint absolutely hate-snogged after quidditch games and in the hallways. There was no love there. They are the epitome of "I can't stand the only person who ever understood me."

Tbh, this is the safest option for everyone. If they could actually get along, they would match each other's freak to a degree that would put the entire planet in danger.

[petitsdieu]

🏆 🏆 🏆 (for three recs!)

꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱ ... 𝑆𝐻𝑂𝑈𝑇-𝑂𝑈𝑇𝑆 𝑜𝑓 ����𝑊𝐸-𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒.

A note to all three ... Although different in your own right, you all write like music. It's a privilege to read, a bigger one to be apart of your duets. So glad y'all found me. ʚ♡ɞ

🏆 ― 10/10 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑔, 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑑

@nightmarefuele ... home of the true grit ... and somehow exceptionally a light beacon to me ... i mean c popped into my life at the right time and showed me there were still people out there that wrote things i loved to write, too. and not only that, she's always been so unapologetic about it. it's very inspiring. i've loved all her characters i've gotten a chance to interact with ... but there's a special place in my heart for the first. ren, an epitome case in taking the best parts of canon and growing it into something uniquely their own. that seems to be her tried and true recipe and if there's one thing to take away from her its that, folks. her writing is insanely beautiful. and i'm not just saying that because i think it pairs so lovely with mine ... which it does. it's gritty, dark, visceral chew ... and my brain chews it up, spits it out just to chew it up again. whether it's a line, a fragment of a line, a paragraph, a whole reply ... edible, always. she's one of the kindest people here. and one of my all time favorites i've ever gotten to met thru this hobby. some of my fav drool-worthy excerpts below!

🏆 ― 10/10 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑔, 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑑

@deficd ... lee, literally ... and i really mean literally ... from the jump has been so overwhelmingly sweet and kind. they are easy to talk to ooc. and they're excellent in collaborative plotting and writing ... in most cases i like the equate to the ultimate writing partner as someone you're having a tennis match with ... they've KO'd me countless times when hitting back their reply ... but lee sits a shelve above ... our writing feeds off each other to create something so breathtakingly beautiful i could weep. there's never been a reply from them that hasn't left me in awe ... pure poetry. lee's ability to match my freak levels when it comes to romance writing takes a big, big swallow of hearts here. beauty in the disgust at its finest ... romantically, and otherwise. because i mean this fondly, they really know how to write something lovely gross. and to top it all off, lee knows how to be a little self indulgent and to have fun ... and that's really inspiring. flawless, yummy. some of my fav drool-worthy excerpts below!

🏆 ― 10/10 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑔, 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑑

@crimlune ... corner to corner, blog to blog, miffy achieves a perfection ( by my opinion, so you can't deny me here ) every time. she has sucha impeccable eye for aesthetics. but what i adore about her the most is the way she writes. i love the way she can make angst so ... buttery, velvety, like it smooths all the way down as it hurts in a way that you don't just mind but prefer. and than her ability to write romance and sensuality in all its beautiful grotesque glory ... i've known few to get it ... its fun being able to go full out with her on it ... tho i think she could take the most mundane topic and make you fall in love with it. and i've adored our exploration through something entirely new on this blog ... brother/sister dynamic that isn't filled with hate and is ultimately heathy. always giddy to see her pop up in my activity. whether i'm writing with her or witnessing on the dash is an absolute treat. flawless, highly recommended, adore miffy to heaven and back. some of my fav drool-worthy excerpts below!

[brightest-stars-if]

f!lux i love u but i cant wait for the toxic yaoi i will experience w/ m!lux is i go down the corrupt route perhaps (still debating it.) (going from best childhood friends to two lovers so insane about one another everyone is like EGAD STAY AWAY!)

Max!Corruption MC and Lux are the epitome of "they matched each other's freak" lmfao. They're evil, deranged, and absolutely obsessed with each other. While everyone else is having an absolutely horrible time around these two psychopaths, they're trading love notes written with the blood of their enemies.

The Max!Corruption path will probably be the least played because it requires doing a lot of brutal up stuff, but I do hope that at least people will give it a try. Enjoy your fucked up yaoi, anon!

[crosbyism]

i’ve never really engaged with sidnate because i’ve been a sidgeno truther since like before nate got drafted but god the more i learn the more im like jesus christ what is going ON with them. but at the same time im so emotionally invested in sidgeno so maybe i just start conceptualizing it as sibney and his two boyfriends who are furiously jealous of each other

nate 🤝 sid 🤝 geno

sid has two hands

honestly tho i support it, you do you boo!!

i get coming here from the sidgeno camp, esp. those of us who’ve been around for a longer time (a decade for me, too). i got into hrpf and the pens through sidgeno, since there was just SUCH a community around it and so many fanworks. canonically it’s just been a long time since we’ve gotten any sort of new ship crumbs (i think since the covid season, the 1000 game/point stuff, which has been, what? four years?).

nowadays i’ve drifted into being more invested in them with other people, mostly bc it’s just more compelling to me. geno with anna (or tanger), bc what is going ON in that marriage, deeply compelling tbh— and obvs sidnate, because they truly match each other’s freak. i’ve known since this year’s asg that i’m just never gonna get over them. unparalleled freak4freak behaviour.

to me, geno and sid are like: they fooled around as kids, grew up together. had maybe a messy situationship breakup that ultimately ended in a rock-solid friendship. idk that i have it in me to write sidgeno any more, but if i did it’d probably about their messy breakup right before sid got concussed and the affirmation of their friendship and position in each other’s lives during the ‘12 captaincy debacle. in a way where they reforged the messy adolescent affection they had into a different kind of more platonic love.

nate is just like. really sid’s guy. and i’ve always said, like— forget the obvious fact that nate’s been on the “I ♥️ SID” train since day one (even tho that’s a LOT in the best way), what’s always gotten me is how receptive and affectionate sid is with nate. he used to be SO private, like i remember the amount of CRUMBS pens fans grabbed onto to construct some sort of a characterisation for fics, and since nate’s in his life, he’s just. blossomed, bloomed, flowered. it’s kind of incredible. sid wearing nate’s number at the asg is just the epitome of why i’m obsessed with them. also, being into sidnate is fun as hell tbh. they’re SO ridiculous about each other

anyway, ‘scuse my rambling, dear anon. tldr: we support multishipping here! anything can be true if you want it to be! do what ur heart desires and live ur life. frankly we can also always use more genonate boyfriendsharing and/or jealous hatefucking. i support u and your dreams

[a-lil-bi-furious]

Top 10 Ships Involving POC in 10 Different Fandoms (Round 4)

Thanks to the wonderful @welldressedllama for the tag! 🥰 Just for funsies, this time I’m doing enemies-to-lovers/rivals-to-lovers/maybe-not-traditional-enemies-but-way-too-antagonistic-to-not-fit-the-bill-to-lovers edition. In no particular order:

1) Macy Vaughn x Abigael Jameson-Caine (Macigael) - Charmed CW

I ultimately respect the AbiMel plot, but these two were literally Right There. Excellent chemistry from moment one and they perfectly mirrored each other with Macy as a witch with demon blood (struggling with darkness) and Abigael as a demon with witch blood (struggling to accept lightness). To think of what could have been with the two of them and the acceptance of good and bad and the whole complex mess of the self makes me insaneeee

2) Nicky Shen x Zhilan Zhang (Zhicky) - Kung Fu CW

Idek what to say their dynamic was just so fun and watching them begrudgingly grow close was chef's kiss.

3) Eve Polastri x Villanelle (Villaneve) - Killing Eve

Literally THE enemies to lovers imho. What more do I need to say? Eve said seduction into my darkness? Yes please. Villanelle said feel emotions for one (1) woman and obsess over her? Okay. They're enemies AND lovers. They've both tried to kill each other. So? They get each other like no one else. No one's doing it like them

4) Scott McCall x Theo Raeken (Sceo) - Teen Wolf

Sorry but I'm clawing at the walls, gnawing on my hands, howling at the moon over them. Exploring all the tension and the guilt and the fear and the longing is delicious. And the layer of long-lost friends? The subtle seduction into trust and the mutual destruction on Theo's part? Sorry I'm crazy about it sorry.

5) Mona Vanderwaal x Spencer Hastings (Vanderstings/Spemona?) - Pretty Little Liars

Somebody in this fandom needs to tell me right meow why they're not a bigger thing??? Quintessential 'they hate each other's guts but no one matches their freak better'. Throw Hanna in the mix and that's the perfect formulation, but they hold their own on enemies-to-lovers grounds sooooooo well.

6) Raven Reyes x John Murphy (Murven) - The 100

Truth be told they're not my top ship for each other BUT they are the epitome of enemies to friends (to lovers). Some of the best relationship development I can think of.

7) Bonnie Bennett x Nora Hildegard (Bonnora) - The Vampire Diaries

Literally why were they not a thing? Bonenzo ily but look at them! They had such a fun little antagonistic flirty thing and Nora was canonically crushing on Bonnie. All I want is queer Bonnie and I was so close to having it

8) Kitty Covey x Yuri Han (Kitturi) - XO Kitty

Kitty literally took one look at rival Yuri making music and crossed that thin line from hate to love. Girl was like "I will take this Angry tension and transform it into Sexual tension" and I respect that

9) Kathani "Kate" Sharma x Anthony Bridgerton (Kanthony) - Bridgerton

I've only watched one full episode and seen random bits here and there but I'm obsessed with her and I'm obsessed with them. Literally scene one I was all in. They are the bane of my existence and the object of all my desires

10) Luke Alvez x Penelope Garcia (Garvez) - Criminal Minds

I missed Morgan as much as the next guy, but Penelope and Luke's banter and chemistry is unmatched. Shame on the new seasons for lying to me and saying they went on a date but didn't have the same chemistry, that is such Bull

Honorable mention: Zafira x Nasir (Nasira? Nafira?) from the Sands of Arawiya duology, who I feel I cannot officially include because I have only read a small excerpt so far, but I expect to like very much

Round 1 | Round 2 | Round 3

As always, no pressure whatsoever, but I’ll tag @freddieslater @aconfusedidentity @userlaylivia @scribeoffate @sees-writes @rhyslahey and anyone else who wants to play! :)

[lightfeltmemories]

Kyojuro Rengoku: NSFW Alphabet Headcanons

note: i finally decided to give demon slayer a chance and my god, this man right here has got me wrapped around his finger i swear he's all i think about, i want to make as many headcanons as i can of his man (without burning out, of course), so if you have requests for him, please send them my way, i'm in dire need.

tags & warnings: reader is female/afab, usage of the words "cock" and "cunt,"

A - Aftercare

Kyojuro and Aftercare are a match made in heaven, he loves you dearly, so he's going to go above and beyond to make sure you're okay, he's always asking you questions on what you want, and helps you clean yourself off from both yours and his sweat, and afterwards, the two of you spend the night cuddling and falling asleep in one another's arms.

B - Body Part

His favorite body part on himself is his rough, calloused hands, with all the years of slaying demons and training like no tomorrow, he finds it quite aesthetically pleasing to see his hands grabbing on to your waist, ass, tits, whatever, while he's thrusting inside of you.

His favorite body part on you is your waist and thighs, he loves grabbing onto them as he laps away at your sensitive clit, spreading your legs apart and holding them in place, and as he pounds you from being, he grabs onto your waist and watches your ass smack against his pelvis.

C - Cum

He surprisingly cums a lot, and its a pain to clean, the taste is indescribable, not bad, but not the best thing in the world, he has a thing for cumming inside you, filling up your womb with his seed, but he also has a thing for facials, a territorial side of him opens deep within as he sees your face plastered with his cum, his cock twitches at the sight of you scooping up some of it and sticking it in your mouth.

He's also not against tasting his own cum, he'll kiss you after he came inside your mouth as the both of your tongues dance, swapping the liquid with each other.

D - Dirty Secret

Despite having quite the positive reputation, your first conversation and first look at him you wouldn't think he had some dirty things hiding deep in his core, but i stand firmly on the belief that Kyojuro is the epitome of "gentleman in the streets, but a freak in the sheets." And as long as what you want doesn't cause discomfort or harm to the both of you, he'll be on board.

He at some point wants to try anal, after having a conversation with Tengen at one point, the conversation turned dirty really quick, the two of them discuss about what women like in bed, Tengen has 3 wives, so he most likely knows what's up, and during the convo, the Sound Hashira had mentioned something about one of his wives liking anal, and he has been thinking about it ever since, obviously if you aren't into it, then there will be no mention of it ever again, but if you are, he'll take things slow since he has never done it before, and plus he doesn't want to hurt you or make you uncomfortable.

E - Experience

Little to none, the only form of experience he has ever learned is from Tengen or what you have taught him, i don't think he's ever seen fully naked woman in his entire life until he's met you, and once he's had an experience his life has been changed, i don't even think im exaggerating, either.

F - Favorite Position

He likes all the positions you do for their own individual reasons, missionary for the faces you make as his cock hits the spot that drives you crazy, doggy style for (like mentioned previously) the way your ass jiggles while he fucks you from behind, giving it a couple slaps and grabbing onto it tightly as he's close to his end.

G - Goofy

There are a few, for example, he can't help but chuckle when you queef, but i wouldn't say goofy, just lighthearted moments to ease the intimate atmosphere.

H - Hair

I feel like it would be weird for his hair to match his eyebrows, so i'd say they match the hairs on his head, no matter how long they grow, it will be blonde, no red tips in sight. Before he met you, he kept himself moderately groomed, he doesn't grow much hair down there for some odd reason, so, there wasn't much to work with.

When it comes to you, it doesn't matter if it's completely bald or an amazon rainforest, he'll part that sea if he has to.

I - Intimacy

The soft, slow, intimate moments makes up 90% of your sex life with him, the fast paced, kinkier moments are actually pretty rare, he wants to take his precious time with you and make sure you also finish.

J - Jack Off

He doesn't really get that urge often, especially when you came around, since he has you if he wants to blow off some steam, the concept of jacking off became near non-existent unless the two of you are mutually masturbating.

K - Kinks

Oh, he's got some, buckle up.

I love the idea of Kyojuro having a breeding kink, i stand ten toes down behind it, he'll almost always cum inside of you, and when he's spooning you, he's rubbing his palm on your stomach, hoping a baby grows, despite his schedule as a Hashira, he's always wanted at least a couple children.

He's got a praise kink, not only does he love being told how good he's making you feel, but he's pretty vocal about how good you make him feel as well, going on about how tight your pussy is, squeezing around his cock like you never want him to pull out, how beautiful you look when your eyes are lidded with an O shaped mouth, how your moans sound like music to his ears, how much he loves you, how he-.

And last but not least, he's a switch, and has a thing for you domming him, while he may not go as far as pegging, he'll definitely let you take control, he likes it when you're particularly rough with him, wrapping your hands around his neck as you bounce on his cock, not letting him cum, overstimulating him, and making countless love bites on him as a way to claim your territory.

L - Location

When it comes to public sex, he doesn't want to do it in a place where people are at risk of catching you just yet (the idea makes the blood rush down and make his cock harden, i could've added this to the kink category but i don't think it's something he's particularly fond of over the others i've mentioned), he'll fuck you outside if you ask for it, maybe in a secluded, secretive area that only you two know of.

M - Motivation

When he finally started courting you, he started to become more comfortable with his sexuality, he started finding himself rock solid at simple things, he's not abysmally horny, but he's not a prude, either, when the two of you are cuddling, any simple thing that brushes against his groin makes it twitch, especially your ass as it presses against it, the friction of the clothes separating the two of you making pre-cum leak through his underwear, wearing something that shows a little too much cleavage, with a high risk of one of your breasts spilling out of your top.

N - No

I don't see him as the type to degrade you, the words "bitch, slut, whore" or any of the sort will never come out of his mouth when it comes to you, you are his world, his queen, his flame, any and all positive names he can think of will replace them.

He's not into being called "daddy," putting his issues with his father aside, he just think the concept is a bit odd.

He also won't be too fond of things such as hard bdsm, scat, pee, cnc, ddlg, etc.

O - Oral

He greatly prefers giving over receiving (even though he definitely loves himself a blowjob), this man knows how to eat pussy, you'd think he'd practiced before he came to you, he never fails to give you an earth shattering orgasm after teasingly stroking your clit with the tip of his tongue, and curling his fingers inside your wet, drooling cunt.

When it comes to receiving, he'll subconsciously find his hand at the back of your head, tangling his fingers in your hair as his cock hits the back of your throat, if it weren't for his concentration breathing keeping him from cumming in under a minute most blowjobs would've been lackluster.

P - Pace

He'll start off with slow strokes, pumping in and out inside of you, but for the majority, he'll be at a normal pace, he's not rough with you unless that's something you're into, but once he finds himself close to his orgasm, he'll grow faster.

Q - Quickie

Kyojuro doesn't see the point in a quickie, the moment is meant to be intimate and sensual, not quick.

R - Risk

He loves a good risk, switching it up and trying something new, which is what keeps the sex lively and never boring.

S - Stamina

Stamina of a god, he'll go as many rounds as you like, lasting the whole night if you want.

T - Toys

He's pretty open to toys, during missionary, he'll use a vibrator to stimulate your clit as he pumps inside you, it makes you spill out more of those lovely juices. when it comes to toys on him, if the two of you are feeling rather lazy, he doesn't mind you pulling out a fleshlight and pumping his cock, but he'll admit, the real thing is better.

U - Unfair

Oh he loves teasing you, if you're being a little bratty, while he sucks on your clit, he'll pull away from it just when you're about to cum, and if you manage to stimulate yourself, prepare for a punishment; having you watch him stroke himself as your pussy leaks on the bedsheets, whining about how he wants him inside of you, and of course he spoils you rotten and fucks you silly in the end.

V - Volume

He's vocal, he wants you to know how he feels too, so he'll moan softly in your ear, or groan as he pounds himself into you, you'll never hear the end of his constant praise.

W - Wild Card

His balls are sensitive, while you're giving him a blowjob, and you take his balls into your mouth and swish them around, you'll feel warm liquid fall from your hair down to your face in 10 seconds max.

X - Ray

I stand behind the big dick Kyojuro agenda, he's over 6 inches and under 8, and is girthy as fuck, his balls are large and hung, he's packing a weapon not only on his hip but also between his pants that only you're allowed to touch.

Y - Yearning

Surprisingly after all this, it still remains pretty low, not nonexistent but the two of you don't have sex too often, maybe twice every week, sex is not the most important thing of his relationship and values you over your body.

Z - Zzz

You'll always end up falling asleep before he does, but he does sometimes feel content enough to pull you close as he himself drifts away in his own dreams (haha funny train arc reference)

[sincerelyhunnybee]

ACKK HI LOVELY >< omg ran here for your cute selfship event !!! and ofc i’ll be requesting one w mr miya atsumu 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ (atsuyue) !! tsum and i are on both ends of the spectrum, we’re literally the epitome of ‘opposites attract’ 😭 he’s loud, blunt and extroverted while i’m quiet, reserved and introverted—basically like a golden retriever and a black cat type of thing (and even sun & moon) !! we balance each other out in the aspects we lack in, so for tsumu he learns from me to think before he talks whereas i learn from him to be more vocal about the things i feel :3 but we are both lil mischief makers so that’s one thing we see eye to eye in, despite our personality differences, we love playing pranks and whatnot on our mutual friends 😭🫶🏼

also, here’s a drawing of atsuyue !!! ><

— order up, no. 2 for atsuyue !

"baby, honey, darling, my love, my little pookie dookie-"

"yes, 'tsumu?" you reply sighing not lifting your eyes up from the book you're reading on the couch.

atsumu quitely makes his way over to, standing tall above, hands laced and thumbs twiddling, "are you still mad at me?" you scuff, shutting your book and look up at him, cocking your eyebrow in a 'really?' expression. "i asked you to do the dishes before i got back home and you didn't! and it's not like it's first time this has happened.."

"baby, i'm sorry, 'samu came by we started talking about his life 'n then hinata called me to hop on fortnite and one game turned into 5 and a-and..i'm really sorry, sweets." he sinks down to his knees in front of you, resting his head on ur lap. large hands running up your legs to rest on the side of your thighs, thumb stroking the soft material of your pants. "you forgive me?"

and how could you resist him when he's like this? your hands come up to run your fingers through the fluff of hair he has. "..fine, but do that shit again and i'm leaving you for your brother." atsumu shoots his head up from your lap and looks at you dead in your eyes. "you wouldn't," he smirks, "anyways he wouldn't be able to match your freak like i do." he quickly moves to place a quick kiss on your lips. "but if you stand with your threat lemme show you how sorry i really am." he moves his arms under you and hoists you up as he stands up, forcing your legs to wrap around his midsection. you gasp and before you know it you're dropped on the bed with kisses peppered all over your face..and other places bc he really wants to make sure he's truly forgiven.

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licherally love u guys sm, so happy i got to create for my fave meow meows <33

[jikookficsdiarry]

LOVES IT'S AYS DAY TOMORROW!! PARTY PARTY YEAH🤍🥹

Okay, I know I'm really late, but I just had to express my thoughts about episode 5 real quick :)

This vminkook moment right here is my HAPPINESSS!!!

Look at these adorable cutiessss!! My whole heart🥹🤍 like I just wanna put them in my pocket and protect them forever:(

So umm yeah what goes on?!! Jikook match each other's freak for sure!!

The epitome of beautiful, jiminie and kookie🤍

I remember seeing this vmin picture and instantly sending it to my best friend, she responded saying you will always be my passenger princess🥹 yes I teared up:( this moment of jiminie waking up taebear was honestly so adorable...

Sometimes I wonder how my heart is always happy and its because of jikook and their playfulness🥹🤍 we saw that wink kookieeee, it might not be in 4k but we still saw ittt!

This cuddle session...omdsss the CUTEST heartwarming moment everrrr pleasee!!🥹🤍

"Its's just a picture, why are you crying?"

This right here lads.🤍

Need I say more??

Like do you see their adorable pouts🥹🤍 the way my heart was just doing catapults throughout the epsiode sidbdjkrkf🤍

Now let's focus on this moment shall we? Personally this was my favourite moment in the whole episode! If you follow my posts I was (still am) really nervous and anxious about MS being mentioned in AYS. These past couple of years with BTS enlisting has been hard on me, the reason being I have grown up with them by myside. For someone who has had to leave and and move to different countries constantly leaving friends and family behind, I have learnt to say goodbye a little too much. To the memories, the relationships and so much more. One constant thing that remained with me and never changed was Bangtan. (Idk if im making sense but I really hope i am)

I know it's just military service and they are gonna come back, just like jin did and hobi will next month🥹 but I will never truly be able to explain the void in my chest that still persists as I eagerly wait for 2025 when they are all together. It hurts when you have to be apart from the people you love, I know exactly how it feels. So yes, I was concerned about kookie and minie not seeing each other for almost 2 years. Some might think I am exaggerating, some might understand exactly how I feel and tbh I totally understand each ones view, but when I say there 2 years have been hard it truly has been. Yes, I do get nervous and anxious when MS is bought up and this right here bought me so much ease and comfort, like I cried happy tears🥹 to know that kookie and jiminie were enlisting together and they made the same face (you really need to spend a lot of time with that person to know exactly what expression the other is going to make) and them expressly denying in a second that they would never fight, it touched my heartstrings you'll. 🥹🤍 I love these two so much🥹🤍

Also tae bear magically appearing and disappearing is beyond comprehensible to me.🤭

Sorry to get all serious, but yeah I just wanted to say that jikook always find a way to heal my heart and provide me happiness and comfort, cause I was so elated watching this epsiode it made me forget my worries honestly🤍

AND YESS LESS THAN 24 HOURS AND WE GET TO SEE OUR BUBBAS IN SAPPORO🤍🥹

Cant wait to see kookie and jiminie have the best time together🤍🥹

Are you sure?! You will always be our serotonin🤍 thank you

~ Nel🤍