#the entire history of I guess

[domono08]

Found this. Looks interesting.

[ruporas]

invisible scars (referenced previous talk here)

[ID: A colourless, digital Trigun comic of Vash and Wolfwood talking about Wolfwood's scars. They're both laying in bed and topless. Vash lays on top of Wolfwood, playing with the rosary around his neck. Then, Vash kisses a spot on Wolfwood's chest. Wolfwood asks, "What are you doing?" Vash smiles sadly, "You got shot here. In the last town we visited. You didn't even bother moving."

Vash props himself up over Wolfwood, who frowns slightly. Wolfwood is quiet for a moment before he says, "You remember that, huh?" Vash grabs Wolfwood's left wrist and brings it to his face. "And here." He kisses another spot there. "When you helped free the hostages from that robber..." Wolfwood dismissively says, looking away, "Was a lucky shot." Vash huffs, “Don’t brag. Jeez.”

Half of Wolfwood's expression is shown, eyes returning to Vash who is now sitting up, continuing to say, "And..." Vash goes on and kiss Wolfwood's right palm. "You got cut here, even though that girl was aiming at me." A moment from the past flashes, of Wolfwood grabbing a knife aimed at Vash, his hand bleeding.

At present, Vash moves down and puts another kiss on Wolfwood's right shoulder. "And here, from watching my back." Another memory flashes of Wolfwood and Vash back to back. Vash looks back as Wolfwood grins while holding Punisher, bleeding from multiple gunshots in his shoulder.

"And," Vash combs up Wolfwood's hair to reveal his forehead, "Here." A final memory shows Wolfwood with a regeneration vial in his mouth while getting shot on his temple. The next panel is framed in blood with Vash at the center, eyes wide and stunned in horror. The next panel is a closed up shot of Wolfwood's eye, locked on Vash's face.

Back to present, Vash’s head is bowed down as Wolfwood raises a hand to his nape and says, “Spikey.”

Wolfwood looks serious and frowns as he says, "We talked about this. Those were my decisions. They're not there anymore. Forget about them." Vash looks very sad before he smiles ruefully and says, "I still see them. All the time." He leans down so they touch foreheads. Wolfwood’s sorrowful expression can be seen as Vash says, "You protect so much. I could never forget what you've done to me. And many others..."

In the last image, they're drawn more cartoonishly. Wolfwood sweats and asks, "You don't actually remember every wound, right?" Vash points at a spot on his chest. "Kuroneko left a scratch here 7 times." Wolfwood, startled, says, "Why the hell are you keeping count—" End ID]

Credits for ID here and here

[crumpet-doodles]

Me explaining my thought process but I have ADHD:

[partywithponies]

The entire Eurovision tag after the votes get announced every goddamn year:

[kittykatninja321]

Not to rehash this discourse so close to his birthday but genuinely what other mysterious unnamed trauma of Jason’s is Bruce referring to in bftc if not csa? We know that:

It’s something that happened to him

It’s something that happened to him pre-Bruce, so it presumably could’ve happened while he was an extremely vulnerable unsupervised homeless child

It’s something associated with secrecy and shame: Jason only told Bruce about it and freaks out about Dick playing his hologram talking about it

It’s something that affected him profoundly, Bruce says it left him “broken” (ugh side note: hate this language) and he seems to get retriggered by it being brought up again

What other trauma is coded like this besides sexual assault? Like genuinely I have yet to hear an answer that fits as well or better

[navree]

"rhaenys could have ended the war by dracarysing all the greens right there" yes because a distant relation to the throne deciding to barbecue an anointed and publicly positively hailed king and his entire family who is well loved within the city and in multiple other parts of the country for the sake of the succession of a far-away princess no one was ever on board with who hasn't been seen by the populace in literal years, her psycho husband, her three obvious bastards, and two toddlers from the psycho husband would go over super well with westeros and especially in king's landing where scores of the still-cheering population were killed for no reason by that same dragon who would do the barbecuing, because when targaryens act unilaterally without thinking of how the people would react there's never any problem, which is why the storming of the dragonpit and robert's rebellion were actually just collective delusions dreamed up by readers who hate rhaenyra and not key parts of the story and house targaryen's history that directly contributed to their demise and are intrinsic to the plot

truly team black stans are made up of only the most genius and media literate amongst us

[mieczyhale]

you're so caught up in pretending to be a good person you forgot to not do antisemitism

[cailleachcola]

imagining how funny it would be showing each of the gravity falls charscters

"History Of The Entire World I Guess"

^ Bill thinks it's hilarious but is disappointed by the lack of crediting him (you have a whole "u could make a religion outta this" bit, but DONT include him????)

^ Stan and Mabel love it, it explains things in a way that is easy for them to understand and retain bc ✨️humor✨️and are CONSTANTLY quoting it

^ Ford and Dipper are inspired to expand upon each point in it, creating a Very Fucking Long series

[kirby-the-gorb]

[mmavverickk]

the gods about demigods:

the gods about prophesied demigods:

[shouts-into-the-void]

The Suez Canal Crab killing hundreds of people:

The Church of the EverGiven: "You could make a religion out of this"

[spookybowlofsalsa]

Who's gonna show Kevin Day history of the entire word, i guess by Bill Wurtz? I think Neil would find it somehow and like it cause it's chaotic and funny then send it to Kevin cause it's history or something. That probably dosent make sense cause Neil doesn't really use his phone but idk maybe Nicky shows it to him or something. Andrew would overhear it and unintentionally memorize the whole thing and randomly start saying things like tHe SuN iS a DeAdLy LaZeR to annoy Kevin

I will never shut up about Kevin and literally anything related to history. I love him and the fact that he's a history major so much

[aleatoryw]

I keep seeing people in the ventress tag saying they read dark disciple and it was soooo good.... what part was good, exactly? the part where quinlan says he's going to make a stupid reckless decision and tells ventress to wait in the car and she's like "okay💗 yay💗"? the part where dooku kills her without saying a word to her because he was trying to kill quinlan, whose relationship with him was developed entirely off-page? the part where she's buried in the sexy revealing dress she hated because quinlan liked her best feminine? the part where quinlan gets treated like an idiot the whole book because "snarky grumpy woman and her himbo sunshine boyfriend" was the only trope they could apparently make work here? the part where the Jedi get a bunch of people killed and at the end are like "ah well, we've all learned a valuable lesson about the dark side!"?

[swedlex]

I need people to know that bill wurtz shaped me to be who i am today

[etherealspacejelly]

hi you're on a rock, floating in space. some of it's water, fuck it actually most of it's water. i cant get from here to there without Buying a Boat. it's sad. im sad. i miss you

how did this happen~

a long time ago nothing is nowhere. when? never. and also Now. nothing has never been anywhere. that means it's been everywhere. its so every you dont even need a where. you dont even need a when. that's how every it gets...

forget this i wanna be something, go somewhere, Do Something. i want things to change, i wanna invent time and space. and i know its possible because everything is already here and its probably already happened. i just dont know when to start.

and thats exactly how it started.

[samarecharm]

Love being able to write. I can do whatever i want. I can make Ryuji interact w Lala-chan and u literally cant stop me.