#the elf alien/panda lover

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

*snatches Jacob Patterson up and held him at gunpoint* I got your pathetic man here! Give me your money or else!

@within-the-resort

"Unhand him!" That's when something hits the anon's wrist to show the gun was knocked out. However, another shows up being Warumon who was growling at him.

"HOW DARE YOU POINT THAT WORTHLESS THING AT MY HUSBAND!!" he barked now beating the anon up but Shadow goes and reaches to grab onto Jacob's leg.

"I'll will protect you new friend!" he said hearing the anon's screams.

[thirstybtsthoughts]

Anons

Decided to make a list of all my existing anons, so if anyone is wondering whether an emoji or nickname is free you can just check here. This is also for me to keep track of everyone because I have so many of you wonderful thirst lovers here 😁.

If you’d like to name yourself, there’s no need to ask, just give yourself the name/emoji and put it at the end of your messages. In your first message just say at the end that that’s your chosen name/emoji and I can add it to my list.

I’ll put a link to this on my blog so it can be referred to whenever.  

Also - you do not have to have a nickname or emoji to send messages here! Some people like to have it so they can refer to past messages and have an identity here etc!

✒️♒️ - Aquarius writer anon (soft Hobi lover)

🌼 - Yellow flower anon

✝️ - Catholic anon

🔮 - Crystal ball anon

🐭 - Mouse anon

⛪️ - Church anon (Yoongi biased)

🤡 - Clown anon

👽 - Alien anon

👄 - Lip anon

👉👈 - Shy anon

🌑 - Moon anon

🔥 - Fire anon (no longer on anon 😁)

🌈 - Rainbow anon

🍣 - Sushi anon

🎭 - Mask anon

🤍 - White heart anon

🎮 - gamer anon

💅 - nail anon

💙 - blue heart anon

🍟 - fries anon

😩 - weary face anon

🦀 - crab anon

⚡️ - lightning anon

💋 - kiss anon

🥃 - whiskey anon

🚬  - cigarette anon 

🌊 - sea anon

🎶 - music anon

🍹 - penis colada anon

👻  - ghost anon

😽  - kitten anon

🎃 - pumpkin anon

💜 - purple heart anon

�� - rain anon

🎨 - palette anon

🌱 - seedling anon

🐱 - cat anon

🥥 - coconut anon

🎤 - mic anon

🐇 - rabbit anon

🧿 - amulet anon

🪐 - saturn anon

🎀 - ribbon anon

🥑 - avocado anon

🪂 - parachute anon 

💌 - love letter anon

🍵 - green tea anon

♓️ - Pisces anon

🦄 - unicorn anon

🦒 - giraffe anon

🦉 - owl anon

🌳 - tree anon

🐼 - panda anon

🦊 - fox anon

🍡 - mochi anon

🍜 - ramen anon

🐌 - snail anon

🍄 - mushroom anon

🦄 - unicorn anon

🍓 - strawberry anon

🦋 - butterfly anon

🥟 - dumpling anon

🌸 - cherry blossom anon

🦤 - dodo anon

🍨 - ice cream anon

💀 - skull anon

🍁 - autumn anon

🌻 - sunflower anon

❄️ - snowflake anon

🚀 - rocket anon

🍒 - cherry anon

🌀 - cyclone anon

✨ - glitter anon 

🐳 - whale anon

🧋 - boba anon

☘️ - clover anon (ffm Yoongi lover 😁)

🪦 - headstone anon

🐨 - koala anon

🍑 - peach anon  

👅 - tongue anon

🤷🏻‍♀️ - idk anon

🐙 - octopus anon

🦕 - dinosaur anon

🍌 - banana anon

🌞 - sun anon  

☕️ - coffee anon

💦 - wet anon

🍊 - tangerine anon

🧚‍♀️ - fairy anon

🪑 - chair anon 

🧝‍♀️ - elf anon

🤤 - drooling anon

🐬 - dolphin anon

🪶 - feather anon

❄️🌿 - winter garden anon

🤱 - breastfeeding anon 

🤎 - brown heart anon

☁️ - cloud anon

🧡 - orange heart anon

🪄 - magic anon

🦙 - alpaca anon

🖤 - black heart anon

🧁 - cupcake anon

♊️ - gemini anon

🐧 - penguin anon

🛏 - bed anon  

🦭 - seal anon

🔬 - microscope anon   

🧽 - sponge anon 

💫 - dizzy anon

🐉 - dragon anon 

E 💙 🌊

🧸 - teddy bear anon

🥕 - carrot anon 

📎 - paperclip anon

☔️ - umbrella anon

🐍 - snake anon

Matryoshka

RMT

Stitch 

Cum anon

Sub Yoongi fan

Lap sitting anon (JK)

Hair gripping anon

Namjoon’s Expensive Girl

JK’s thigh slut

Villain Yoongi anon

Switch!JK anon

JK’s Girl

Taehoe anon

TwerkForYoongi anon

Body Chain and Boots Anon

Daycare anon

Jeykey slut

Wow I have so many lovely anons and those not on anon too -  love you all! Sorry if I struggle to keep up sometimes 🥺.

(please let me know if you’re not on here!)

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

Anlil was looking for Ryee who had wandered off. The red panda was looking for berries and ran into the general. Ryee sat down on his butt and looked up at the tall dark haired man. He looked a bit scary.

(For the general from Mr villians day off)

General was trying to figure out what else he could do or find more ways to find panda art or something humans call more snacks. While scrolling down on his phone, he blinks feeling something bump against him. "???" He looks seeing at a red panda.

"....Now where did you come from?" he asked tilting his head to the left.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

Finley: "Time for a sneak attack~" She whispered to herself before walking up to the tall man with pointed ears. "Hey Mister! Interested in dating someone?~" 😉

(General)

As he was about to take another pic, the General blinks to hear this looking at a female. "..Dating someone?" he asked while lowering the phone.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

Since we're dropping people 😗

Drops Milo Frye and Jacob Patterson

"This is like falling off from a spaceship!" Jacob exclaims with glee.

As for Milo, he covers his face from sheer terror.

"HUSBAND!!" Right away, Warumon quickly takes flight to hurry towards his Jacob and quickly catches him. "Are you alright?! Are you hurt?!" he said nuzzling his human worried but glares at the anon.

"HOW DARE YOU TRY TO KILL MY HUSBAND!!!!" He barked to blast the anon away into dust.

Right away, Akira yelps in worry rushing to Milo but quickly changes into the devilman and flies to carefully catch Milo. "Gotcha! Are you okay?" he asked holding his friend worried. He made sure he had no injuries but didn't let him go.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

The General as a marketable plushie 💖

((Peahen mom: Awwww this is adorable. This is sweet of you to make for me dear.))

"...I look...cute.." the General mutters softly holding the plushie.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

Warumon, you don't mind Shadow seeing your husband(Jacob) as his big brother?

"I don't mind my husband being friends with Jacob. That means he has a new friend that cares about him. I already met this shadow so..it's fine." he said not minding it at all.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

To anyone who loves Jacob Patterson, his birthday is coming up in 2 days!

"Thanks for letting us know. We'll be sure to get things ready for that." Warumon was looking at the anon even if he didn't trust them as much after what happened. However, this one was friendly to say that.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

How would you react if Jacob becomes an alien like you, Mr. General? (Tail, sharp teeth, claws, pointed ears)

He didn't say anything but his face was flushed to think about it. Though, he knew his precious human would look adorable and cool.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

*POOF* I had transform Jacob into a snake and he'll be one for two days!! >:3

To people who loves Jacob, have fun <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠↗

"Wait..you did what!?" Warumon blinks at the anon but looks down seeing the snake. He was carefully to pick him up to look at the now changed Jacob to a snake. "......He looks adorable like this. Don't worry honey I'll protect you for the two days." he said being gentle.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

If a magic anon were to turn Jacob into a snake, how fast will you love him?

(anyone who loves Jacob)

"Even if he got turned he's still loved. Even with the others that love him like I do." Warumon said but he looks to the anon with arms crossed.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

"Honey, would you love me if I were a snake?" Jacob asked, while cuddling the General

(based on "Would you love me if I were a worm?" meme)

"Huh? Of course I would. I love you no matter what shape or form you are." the General pouts nuzzling him while hugging him gently.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

I dare you to kiss your cute human, Jacob Patterson!

(Mr. Villain/The General)

"Kiss him? Is that a challenge? I think I can do that." he said but stood up going to find his human. He should be around here right?

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

Logan Kennedy: "Here you are, sir. I manage to find it for you." They smiled. (Jacob Patterson plushie)

(To Mr. Villain)

As he looks to hear this, he sees a plush of Jacob Patterson. It looked so cute and so small! He blinks to look but craefully takes it while blushing. It looks just like him. He even puts nuzzling against it. "So cute....t..thank you Logan..."

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

Oh Mr. Villain~ There's an exclusive Jacob Patterson plushie~

"A what?" He blinks not expecting to hear this but now he was excited. "Where is the plush. I want the plush.."

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

If you eliminate humanity but leave Jacob alive, would you want to create many clones of Jacob, Mr. Villain? (The General)

"Make clones of him? Oh but theirs only one cutie. I don't wanna over do it or scare him if we make clones. He's too cute and innocent." he mutters.