#the department of natural resources in my state lists SEVEN WHOLE SPECIES OF LIZARD
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i wanna live in a hotter climate not because I like hot weather but because the chances of being able to randomly pick up a lizard go up exponentially the closer I get to the equator
i just wanna go outside, see a lizard, say "oh wow! lizard" and yoink now I'm holding a lizard. this will fix me.
#the department of natural resources in my state lists SEVEN WHOLE SPECIES OF LIZARD#SEVEN#and they're either in like REALLY specific places like wildlife refuges or river areas#or#they're in the southern part of the state#which sucks ASS#i want LIZARDS#EVERYWHERE#GIMME LIZARDS#LEGLESS SPINY VENEMOUS FUCKING MASSIVE I WANT EM ALLLLLLLL#post
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