#the demon: IM GONNA GETCHA! IM GONNA GETCHA AND THEN IM GONNA KILL YA!

[oc-cinematic-universe]

kind of obsessed with the way joe just doesnt care that people are trying to kill him until its becoming more annoying than not. Then he gets mad

[disneyanddisneyships]

@gyubby99 okay listen-

okay so this takes place like right after Aponi died. Neither she nor angel have any idea about the happy hotel. I just wanted to write what I thought their first meeting would be like.

Warning: mentions of rape, blood, murder, hell, stripping, p*le dancing, basically anything in the Helluva Boss or Hazbin hotel universe.

This is an OC fic so don't come for me in regards to accuracy.

Jason groaned as his headache made itself known.

He sat up on his bed, his girlfriend nowhere in sight until he saw the blood on the bed.

Memories flashed through his head.

"Shit..... Lilly!" He yelled out as he shot out of bed. "Lilly are you here? I'm so sorry.. I didn't-" He stopped running around realizing Lilly wasn't at home. She left him.

Or so he thought.

"She couldn't have gone far," he muttered to himself before running to his closet, opening the door and freezing.

His eyes were wide.

Lilly was there. Hanging by a few of his ties.

"Lilly...?" He asked before he broke down, untied her and brought her forehead to his. "Lilly goddammit it wasn't that big a deal!" He shouted until he remembered the screams of horror she gave out last night.

Down in hell:

"Listen I don't care how or when you do it I just need you to kill him," Aponi spoke from the corner of the I.M.P office.

"Right. Don't get me wrong, I understand where you're coming from but you seem like too much of a pussy to do anything to him once he gets down here," the Imp stated as he messed around with a pen on his desk.

"He raped me. I wanna make sure he can't do that to anyone ever again. So just fucking do it or I will find a way to get up there to do it myself," Aponi scolded.

As of now, of course she wouldn't do such a thing. But the Imp didn't need to know that.

"Yes ma'am! We'll kill him for you fair qnd square as long as you have the money!" He exclaimed as they made their way out of the office.

"I will. Just do it," Aponi stated before showing herself out of the building.

A few minutes of walking was not fun the morning after you died.

Aponi clutched her neck as she pulled her hoodie over her head to hide her face.

In doing so she bumped into someone smoking on the curb.

"Hey watch where ya goin lady!" The man stated.

"I-im sorry... I'm just trying to find a job or something.. I need quick money," Aponi explained.

"Quick money eh? I have a place in mind. What's ya name sweetheart?" The demon asked.

"My name? Uh it's lil-.... it's Aponi.... yours?" She replied.

"Angel dust, nice'ta meetcha! Come with me, toots and we'll getcha some money. I work for a nice overlord named Valentino. He'll setcha up well!" Angel explained as he hooked aponi's arms with his and guided her inside.

"Thanks..." she muttered.

"Of course! Welcome ta Hell!" Angel exclaimed.

A few minutes of bargaining and Aponi listing off her talents and credentials, she was in.

Angel led her backstage to his own dressing room.

"Since we didn't expect ya, you're gonna have to wait for your own room. But you can use mine until then!" Angel stated.

"Uh okay.. I dont have any clothes...." Aponi muttered.

"Oh no worries babe! You can borrow some'a my stuff! You wearin anything under that dirty ass sweatshirt?" Angel asked.

"Uh yeah.. why?"

"Take it off. I gotta get the vibe'a ya symbols and shit," Angel explained as he gestured to the heart symbols on his chest.

Aponi nodded and took off the sweatshirt, a tank top underneath.

"Jesus you're skinny! I can work with this! What'a ya? A butterfly demon?" Angel asked.

"I guess...." she muttered.

Angel shrugged as he looked into his closet.

"So how'd ya die anyhow?" He asked to make small talk.

"Oh.. I uh.. I hung myself," Aponi replied.

"Oh suicide? Jeez. Me too. But mine was..... somewhat accidental? I overdosed and ended up in a coma," Angel stated.

"really?" Aponi asked.

"Yep. What made'ya wanna kick it?" He wondered as he took out an outfit for her. "Here. Try this. The bathroom is just right there," Angel stated as he handed her the outfit.

Aponi walked into the bathroom.

"Um... to answer your question.... my boyfriend- well... ex boyfriend I should say now... he uh..... he didba bad thing," Aponi stated from inside the bathroom. "But that's really all I wanna say about it," she finished.

"No worries. Your business ain't mine. Ya'almost done?" Angel asked.

Aponi unlocked the door and stepped out in an incredibly short tight orange dress, 8 inch heeled black boots and a black corset.

"Wow! Ya clean up good! Now c'mon. You got one shot to impress Val. You got any songs ya like to sing that are vulgar?" He asked.

"Uh... yeah I got a few.... do I have to... pole dance or....?" Aponi asked nervously.

"Nah. He won't let newbies do it until he gets someone ta train em. He's a dirt bag, but He's professional," Angel stated.

Aponi nodded and sighed in relief.

"You died yesterday?" Angel clarified. Aponi nodded. "How old are ya?" He asked.

"Uh.. 19," she replied.

"Jeez. Whatever your ex did it must'a been real bad. Anywho. Break a leg!" Angel stated before pushing her on stage.

Aponi sighed.

Hours later when work was finished Aponi checked all the cash she made. Not a lot. But enough to pay for the I.M.P business.

Now she just needed a place to stay....

"Aight, I'm out toots. You good here or....?" Angel asked.

"Uh.... do you know somewhere I could stay for like.... no money?" She asked.

"I can hide ya out in my apartment if ya want for a lil bit," Angel stated.

"Really? I'd appreciate that," Aponi replied. Her phone buzzed.

I.M.P: the job is done. Come in tomorrow to pay us.

Aponi: thanks. Will do.

"So what went through your parents minds when choosing ya name?" Angel asked as the two of them walked out of the club.

"Oh. Aponi isn't my real name.. but I figured i needed a new one to uh.... ya know I don't know.... I used to write fanfiction as a thirteen year old and I did a lot of name studying. My real name is Lilly," Aponi explained.

"Ah I won't tell. Angel Dust ain't my real name either," He replied. "You and my friend Cherri would get along real well. We should all hang out sometime," Angel stated.

"Yeah. That'd be great," Aponi replied as she and the spider demon walked together.

[c0nn0rb0t]

Things Me and some Buddies said while playing “Mario the Music Box (ARC)” PART 2

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“Time for this nightmare again”

“Dont get the eaten or stabbed or deaded”

“FUCK YOU GHOST BITCH”

“Pacman extreme”

“NOP TO THE MAX”

“Oh this cunt”

“I like this Trial. I got free shit”

“IT looks like holy water...I Wanna splash him”

“He deserves it for making you deepthroat a fish”

“He gonna kill u like he did the fish”

“MAXIMUM INSANITY”

“MAXIMUM EFFORT”

“I think hes gonna kill u with the bottle”

“SPLASH THE DEMON BOI”

“HOLY WATER, GET FUCKED M8″

“He commited demon seppuku”

“Welp we dead”

“Thats blood mario”

“Oh yeah we killed luigi”

“Im sorry i mean , YO chill , yO CHILLLL, CHILLLLLL. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

“Screen cap dat shit”

“Whelp this room has a dead weegee in here”

“I was waiting for the corpse to spring up at me”

“Im surprized he dosent just blastcharge ya with his head”

*misfires*

“I wasnt expecting him to be slow”

“What is this undertale bullshit”

“Oh okay cool with the 4th wall breaking shit there Marchionne”

“Hes fucking sans”

“HOSHIT HE MOVIN QUICKER”

“Do u sum drugs and kick his butt”

“I wanted to see super sayian mario and all i got was death”

“Yeh know this is what I get for eating mystery herbs”

“This is why you smoke mysterious herbs and not eat them”

“Fuck off, you win.”

“You've met with a terrible fate, havent you?”

“Whelp.....According to this note....I think Im dead”

“Luigi gonna getcha!”

“Yes brother? -stab stab stab-”

“Yes. hug it out bro”

“Dont hug him he'll kill you”

“His ass THICC”

“He ded again, But this time we have a BIGGER knife”

“OH SHIT ITS ON, BIGBOI KNIFE”

“You killed him? .. huh let me just rob his corpse right quick aaannnnd OK LETS DO THIS BITCH”

"my friends would want me to live on" Luigi: you should kill yourself Mario: that sounds like a great idea *drowns*

“HEEEEEEERE WE GOOOOO”

“Why does he keep having these genuinely nice moments with us”

“HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!”

“WTF IS GOING ON HERE!?!?!”

Luigi: "I LIVED BITCH"

“And thus luigi was invited to smash to right many wrongs of not dying”

“I dont like this, this is a cult”

"this is a cult" IS ACTUALLY A CULT

“Did the hood and alter NOT give that away?”

“He bout to be sacrificed”

“Mofo’s were fattening his thicc ass up to do a heckin CRONCH”