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sdrose93 · 4 months ago
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Top Gun 1986 behind the scenes ❤
Tom 🥰❤
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countingstars-17 · 9 days ago
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the cutest fighter pilot 🙂‍↔️
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monsta-x-jagi · 5 months ago
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Monsta X dating someone with a "complicated job"
Things to note: “complicated” refers to an S/O with a super qualified/heavily trained job that might be difficult to understand
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Shownu/Hyunwoo - Finance gal
Shownu was known for doing a bit of investing here and there, but you’re rocking the business world by negotiating multi-million dollar deals. At first, Shownu felt awkward mentioning his private investing to you, but he was also curious as to what you have to say about making investments for the future. When you two watched Wolf of Wall Street, he felt a little worried for you, in case you were forced to be surrounded by drug filled parties and sleazy men, but he soon learned your workplace is a bit more wholesome than the movie. Though you never showed it, you appreciated that Shownu didn’t feel insecure about the big bucks people in finance made, and hoped that with your money, Shownu could relax a little longer from idol activities if he got injured or anything. But on the off chance that Shownu’s comeback week clashed with the final weeks of you closing a deal, both of you are going to be so tired by the end of it all that you’ll order in a ton of food, and fall asleep cuddling through a food coma.
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Wonho/Hoseok - Psychiatrist
With all the work you did listening to people’s mental health concerns, diagnosing them and providing medication, Wonho always felt a little guilty coming to you when he had a problem, because in his eyes, its simply an extension of your job, and he wanted you to relax when you came home. You wished this wasn’t the case because firstly, you love Wonho, and secondly, you love your job. But you also had a similar issue thanks to patient-doctor confidentiality, so sometimes even if Wonho asked what’s bothering you, you couldn't always give him all the details as to why. When you initially started dating, Wonho was constant getting psychiatrist and psychologist mixed up, but now he’s the one correcting people when they get your profession wrong, which always makes you laugh.
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Minhyuk - Special Forces Fighter Pilot
While most idols only thought about the military when they got little bit older, Minhyuk thought about the military (specifically the Air Force) daily. He thought you are an absolute badass being a fighter pilot, but he also knew you were a complete softie for him. Sometimes you’d come home sore, maybe a little injured, and Minhyuk would rush to you the minute you came home to see how injured you were, even if it was just a little bruising or soreness from drills. In those situations, he’d pick up medicine for you, and insist on applying it himself and letting you rest, even though you told him the Air Force can take of your medical needs. If Minhyuk ever seriously annoys you, you pull out your tough fighter pilot voice, and he immediately stops, but because you both think the other person is the cutest being to exist in this solar system, you both immediately start laughing. But that attitude from the military sure does come in handy for some fun role play in the bedroom.
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Kihyun - Ballerina
A highly skilled dancer and a highly skilled vocalist is one hell of a power couple. You both understood what dedication to your craft meant. The most unfortunate consequence of this was that Kihyun could never promise you that you won’t walk the next day after a night of spirited activities ;) In fact, there was nothing arousing about him saying that to you because if you struggled to walk the next morning, how were you meant to dance? Being a ballerina also meant several body insecurities for you, especially when you knew Kihyun met many beautiful female idols. But from Kihyun’s perspective, it is also very difficult to watch as other men placed their hands on your body for all the world (or at least the concert hall) to see. Still, he would come to see your shows, and bring a bouquet of flowers too for when he gets to see you backstage. He’d politely say hello to everyone, and maybe even wrap an arm around your waist and get a little possessive if he felt like the male dancers got a little too touchy-feely.
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Hyungwon - P/A to an important businessperson
How someone like Hyungwon, who replies last in the chat and likes to nap all day, ended up with someone like you who keeps track of meetings, business deals and the personal affairs of your boss in addition to your own affairs amused many people. But one benefit of your relationship with Hyungwon was that your busy schedules didn’t leave space to be lonely. The downside was that the time you did get to spend together needed to be spent wisely. Still, your schedule was a bit more negotiable than Hyungwon’s, and since your boss was a fan of Monsta X, they gave you some leeway. They even joked that if you ever leave your PA job, you can just become Hyungwon’s manager. Now, that didn’t sound bad since after all, you can spend all your time with Hyungwon, but Hyungwon knew you loved your job, and he knew you excelled at it, so he would never ask you to give it up. When you had particularly stressful and packed days, he’d prepare a relaxing bath for you, and let you vent about everything that happened while cuddling you and playing with your hair. Hyungwon also loves giving you fashion advice and taking you shopping so that you look absolutely gorgeous for those meetings, but he is even more excited for the end of the day, when he can take those pencil skirts and blouses off you.
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Joohoney - Award Winning Author
Your books were the kind that university theses were written about. Breaking and bending the rules of language came naturally to you, which is why Joohoney loved to run his raps past you. If he ever got stuck with words, you were always there to help out. However, Joohoney felt bad that he couldn’t help you out with your writing, which tended to need a bit more than flow, beat, rhyme and other qualities. So instead, he helped you out in other ways. He reminded you to rest your eyes when you had been looking at your computer for too long, and gave you massages to release all the knots in your neck and shoulders. He also bought every single book you ever had published, and enjoyed reading them in his spare time too. But the other bonus of you being an author was your vocabulary. Sure, sometimes you found a niche word to describe something and left Joohoney a little confused, but other times, you could whisper sweet nothings like you were their investor.
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IM/Changkyun - Geneticist
He absolutely loves listening to you talk about your work. A career in science was something Changkyun would have considered if it wasn’t for his love of music, but his background in science helps him follow along with what you’re saying - transgenic organism, gene splicing, Okazaki fragments... okay so actually he googled some of these when you weren’t around, or messaged his dad with questions, but you were always happy to explain it to him too. Occasionally he teases you, asking if you’re creating mutants or doing top secret experiments for the government; but in actuality, you work in medical research, trying to cure genetic diseases. Changkyun finds your work extremely admirable, and is always encouraging, even when you sometimes come home frustrated that your experiments didn’t work out and that your research might have hit a dead end. If/When you and Changkyun have kids, you will probably be drawing punnet squares and taking bets on whose traits the kid will inherit.
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nilyaradoesgunpla · 7 months ago
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As promised, here are some photos of the core fighter from the real grade RX-78-2 Gundam. Whilst you can fold the wings and tail as well as retract the cockpit (to fit it into the Gundam's torso as shown in the anime) if you want to, I've only shown it with these fully deployed. Folded up, it looks exactly as it does in the anime (minus Amuro sitting in the pilot's seat and complaining).
I've also attached the landing gear, though unlike the wings and tail this doesn't fold in and just detaches if you want to put it inside the Gundam. Even in a real grade kit there are limitations due to size! There are also some stickers to apply details, as with the main model, but I've not put these on due to the tiny size making them very fiddly.
Probably the cutest model plane I've ever owned, what with the boxy design and it being so small. As I think I noted when talking about the main figure, although you can put the core fighter inside the Gundam it does have a blank piece which fits in place of the core fighter if you want, allowing the core fighter to be displayed separately.
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rose-pearls · 2 years ago
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Little chick costume
Summary: Rooster's birthday is celebrated with your son Nick and your one year old Tom.
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“Alright sweetheart, nearly there. Just one more second.”, your one-year-old starts to fuss a bit and you know that this is his limit. Tom looks at you with a toothy grin and babbles a few words before lifting his chubby arms in the air to take him.
Loud laughter can be heard from downstairs as the nursery door is slightly open, you had convinced Rooster to let you take care of baby Tom while he stayed with Nick and the rest of the squad downstairs to enjoy his birthday. 
“You look so cute.”, you couldn’t help yourself and started kissing the chubby cheeks of your little boy who started giggling at the eskimo kisses.
“Let’s go and surprise your dad.”, that made the little boy perked up and you giggled at the sight of his excitement.
Today was the birthday celebration of Rooster with the whole Dagger squad and the family reunited, Maverick had already cried a couple of times, but Nick had always made sure to give him a big hug. You had given Bradley his present last night, a new watch that he could apparently use in the air and well you were also part of the present but that is between the two of you. Now your last surprise was going to be with the help of little Tom and Nick.
“Sweetheart is everything alright there?”, you could hear the impatience in your husband’s voice, and you had to stop yourself from laughing, knowing that he was pouting.
“Be there in a second, love.”, that seemed to satisfy him, and you started going downstairs with the Tom playing with your hair as he did often.
“Bradley close your eyes.”, you heard his muttering but quickly you heard the rest of the squad tell you that you could come.
You turn the corner, and you can see everyone looking surprised or looking at Tom like he is the cutest thing in the world, and he probably is. You had found a little chick costume and thought that it would be adorable to put it on your one-year-old to help with the last surprise. His chubby cheeks came out of the cap of the costume and some little brown curls managed to find their way out. Maverick is now in full tears again while Penny takes a quick picture looking emotional too.
“Open your eyes, Brad.”, after letting out a dramatic sigh he opens them again and seems to freeze at the sight of Tom before a look of adoration comes in his eyes.
“Look at you, aren’t you the most adorable little chick.”, Tom lets out a little giggle before trying to wiggle out of your arms towards his father.
“Dada”, Bradley looked like he was melting on the floor and quickly takes Tom in his arms.
“I’m never letting you out of this costume. Now we need to find one for your big brother.”, your husbands says as he tickles Tom’s feet. 
Nick comes to hug you and you bring him closer to you, having missed him in the small time you hadn’t been able to see your 5-year-old. 
“What do you say Nick? Want a chick costume?”, Nick doesn’t seem convinced, and everyone laughs at his expression before he turns to look at you once again.
“I want to be a fighter pilot, just like dad.”, his eyes are sparkling, and you know that it is already a lost cause.
“Alright, guess we will have to find you a costume for that.”, Nick smiles brightly and as you look at Bradley, you see him look even more emotional.
“Well, there is one more surprise, but Nick is going to give it.”, the little boy nods excitedly before giving his father the envelope that you had just given him. Bradley was looking at you suspiciously before taking it from Nick and sitting down putting Tom on his lap.
The Dagger squad was still cooing over the costume and Phoenix was telling you to give her the address of the shop for hers and Bob’s daughter. Maverick had an arm around your shoulders, and you squeezed him closer making him chuckle.
Bradley finally managed to open the envelope and looks stunned at the inside. He looks up towards you and you look at him with a soft grin.
“Well Bradshaw, are you going to say it or wait until the egg comes out?”, Hangman looks impatient but still smirks as Phoenix hits his arm.
“Give the man a second, it’s his birthday.”
“I know he gets older, didn’t think he would already get slower.”, Phoenix rolls her eyes at Hangman’s antics and the blond pilot just grins.
“Is this real?”, you let out a laugh at your husband’s question, but you suppose it’s still out of shock.
“It is Bradley.”, that seems to shake him out of it because he quickly scoops Tom up in his arms and comes towards you.
“God, I love you.”, you don’t have the time to respond as he immediately kisses you, soft yet passionately and you can’t help but bring him closer while hearing the other’s whistling and cheering.
Nick is in Maverick’s arms looking at them with a disgusted expression while Tom is in Bob’s arms, seemingly having been transferred as Bradley came to kiss you.
“So, what is it?”, this time Coyote slaps Hangman’s arms who pouts like a five-year-old.
“We are expecting a third little Bradshaw.”, the whole squad explodes in loud voices and congratulations, and you are both dragged in hugs and kisses while Nick is smiling widely, and Tom is sucking his thumb not understanding what was going on.
“I would say you two go at it like rabbits but you’re more of a chicken family so.”, Bradley rolls his eyes at Hangman’s antics, and you laugh at the pilot’s teasing remark before taking him into a hug.
Nick is already telling everyone that he is now going to be the oldest brother and what he is going to do with his two siblings. Bradley is holding you close to him, like he is scared that you are going to be going any minute now.
“I think Phoenix is ready for a second child.”, your husband is chuckling, and you look at Phoenix who seems utterly in love at the sight of Bob holding Tom in his chick costume while he is cooking the meat on the barbecue.
“Bob better prepares himself.”, the both of us snicker at the thought and start to bet when Phoenix will be pregnant.
“So, it was the one after Hangman’s birthday, right?”, you feel a blush rise on your cheeks at the memory and Bradley brings you closer with a smirk remembering the wild night.
“Definitely.”
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gmariam19 · 3 years ago
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Flufftober2021 - Day 1
Flufftober2021 is officially up and running, and so I'm starting, too! I'm writing five-hundred word drabbles, and you can also find them on AO3 under A Galaxy Far Away. I'm not planning on doing them all, but I hope to do several! All for the Star Wars sequel trilogy characters, with romance and friendship - and a lot of Poe Dameron, of course. ;) Enjoy and thank you for reading! Day 1 - Winning a Teddy for the Other
“What’s that?” Rey asks as she walks with Poe through the harvest fair on Akiva. The streets are loud and crowded, with food and music and dancing everywhere. Nearby are a series of booths lined with toys, with beings standing in front of them clapping and cheering.
Poe is eating an ice cream cone as he keeps a sharp eye out for Finn, who had wandered off to listen to more music after complaining about Poe and Rey bickering too much. They had continued walking to give him some peace, and the booths caught her eye.
“What’s what?” Poe asks through a mouthful of chocolate caramel. It ends up on his nose, and Rey motions at it with a smile. Poe Dameron often drives her mad, but he does have some endearing qualities, such as his childlike enjoyment of things such as ice cream and street fairs. She shakes her head, points at the booths. He grins and starts toward them.
“Carnival games,” he says, finishing his ice cream and wiping his hands on his pants. “Stupid contests to try and win even stupider prizes. They’re the best.”
“You just said they’re stupid,” she points out.
“And completely rigged,” Poe agrees. “But there’s something about a good old-fashioned ring toss you can’t resist!” He finds an empty booth, where an old Rodian is standing in front of a table stacked with glass bottles, looking bored.
“So what do you do?” Rey asks. Poe hands the Rodian a credit and receives six rings. He stands in front of the bottles and studies them carefully. And almost before Rey can blink, he tosses all six rings, one after the other. There seems to be a trick to it that Poe knows well: four land perfectly on various bottles, while only one hits the ground.
Rey’s not sure if he’s won or lost; the Rodian’s face is unreadable, but then Poe pumps his fist and winks at Rey before pointing to the wall of toys. “That one,” he says.
The Rodian takes down a stuffed bear and hands it to Poe with a reluctant grunt. Poe, in turn, hands it to Rey. “For our Jedi princess!” he says, and she rolls her eyes.
“I told you not to call me that,” she says, looking down at the stuffed bear. It’s dressed in the orange flight suit of a fighter pilot, with a small helmet under its arm. It’s not the softest, cutest toy, and yet…Rey smiles as she touches its ears, takes a brown paw in her hand. Rubs its belly half expecting it to smile back and giggle. It reminds her of the homemade dolls she made back on Jakku to keep her company. But Poe couldn’t have known about that, could he?
“Thank you,” she says. Poe Dameron may drive her mad, but he is also full of surprises. And winning her a stuffed bear at a street fair on the other side of the galaxy is definitely one of them.
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raiseyourcups · 4 years ago
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This is the way to guard you
Pairing: Poe Dameron x Reader  Warnings: Little bit of angst (it’s a war after all) and domestic fluff, one curse word (I’m so proud of myself), also just straight up teasing Word Count: 1.4k
Summary: Poe has to leave for a mission with the rest of his squadron but neither of you particularly like the idea of it. But this is a war and you know how to make sacrifices for the good of the Resistance. So you settle for the quiet moments before missions. 
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Poe knew he should wake you up but sleep was becoming harder to get for everyone on the base. Any chance you two got to sleep in the same bed for once, you took it and waited as long as you could before having to leave. So when Poe finally got out of bed, gently patting BB-8 on the head as he passed the mech, he knew he should have woken you up. But he didn’t have the heart to do it. Not when you looked more peaceful than he had seen you in a long time, the glint of his mother’s wedding ring around your neck bringing warmth to his chest. Sometimes he wished he could take you far away from the war. 
He hadn’t been out of bed for long before you started to wake up as well. The loss of the extra warmth in bed never failed to let you know when Poe was gone. You pushed your hands against your eyes before rubbing them downwards, an attempt to wake yourself up more. You opened your eyes and took in the empty room, wondering where Poe had gone. That’s when you remembered what day it was. He had a mission from Leia, the Resistance needed information on the First Order and Poe’s squadron had been chosen to get it. Sometimes, on days he had missions with high risk, you wished you could steal him away and take him to your home planet. There were so many oceans, you could have a home on the shore. 
You had just wrapped the blanket around your shoulders when the door to your room swished open and you looked to see who it was. 
“Hey, sleepyhead, I thought you were still asleep,” Poe said as he came back into the room, two cups of caf in hand.
“You took all the warmth with you,” you said sleepily, accepting the cup of caf with a small smile on your face. “What time do you have to leave?”
A grimace crossed Poe’s face before he answered. “In two hours, we need to get to the next system before midday on Shuth.”
Silence fell over the two of you, only broken by sips of caf and BB-8’s whirrs. Sometimes you wished that you had been a pilot too but you had never trusted yourself with that many controls, the many things that could go wrong. So you settled for pilot communications for Blue squadron (Leia wouldn’t allow you to be the comm officer for Black squadron for obvious reasons), you were their eyes on the ground when they were too high up to be able to see behind themselves. It was nerve-wracking, horrible when you lost a pilot, but it also meant that you knew when Poe was safe and coming back to you.
"How long will you be gone?"
"Should only be a few days, we just need to gather intel. No firefights, promise."
"Now you've just jinxed it!" You laughed, taking a swat at Poe's arm. He joined in half a second later. This was easy, making jokes about his missions to push from your minds that all it would take is one lucky shot from a TIE fighter pilot. That all it would take was the First Order attacking the base while Poe and his squadron are gone. 
But for now, you two had this moment; you still wrapped up in your blanket and holding Poe’s free hand. The warmth from both that and the caf in your other hand was almost enough to make you forget about the war. You knew that the two of you were going to have to get going soon, it usually took Poe 30 minutes to check over his ship and the others and you two had wasted 30 already just sitting in the silence. 
You pulled your hand out of his gently, ignoring his sound of protest. “I gotta get dressed, flyboy. Someone has to make sure you make it to your ship in one piece.”
“I only tripped one time!” Poe exclaimed as he picked up your empty cups, you two could drop them back off in the mess on the way to the hangar. 
“You were literally sprawled out on the hangar floor with your ass in the air.” You laughed as you pulled off your sleep clothes, changing into your uniform. 
“I thought we agreed to never mention it again.”
“I don’t know, I think it’s worth remembering so your ego doesn’t get too big. Am I right, BB?” The astromech gave a series of beeps, rolling back and forth on his ball. Both you and Poe let out loud laughs at his reply. “Don’t wanna get between Mom and Dad, smart choice.”
You were ready faster than normal and the two of you were off to the hangar, BB-8 in front of you in his eagerness. Sometimes you couldn’t help but notice how much Poe had rubbed off on the droid but it was the cutest thing. A quick stop at the mess to drop off your cups and then to the hangar. The other members of the squadron were already there going through last minute checks. 
“Looks like the lovebirds were finally able to get up,” Jessika shouted down from her X-wing, wide smile on her face. 
“You mean Mom and Dad!” Karé shouted back from her own X-wing.
“You know I can ground you for the next mission right?” Poe asked, hands at his hips as he stared up at both Jessika and Karé.
You paused and blinked as Poe’s words registered in your head. “Oh wow, they’re right. You are such a dad.” 
“Be on my side.” Poe whined, turning to look at you with a pout on his face. 
“I am but they’re right.” You said before leaning over to give him a kiss on his cheek. “Now stop whining and go check over your X-wing.”
Poe placed a kiss on your own cheek before listening to you and going over to his ship, BB-8 following like an excited child. You busied yourself with other things, making lists in your head of what you needed to do throughout the day. Once the squadron was in the air and out of the system you and the other comm officers wouldn’t be able to reach them. It was radio silence until they got the intel and got out of there. Poe was right, it should be an easy mission. 
Flight check didn’t take long and while BB-8 stayed on the X-wing, Poe came back down for goodbye. He placed his hands on the sides of your face and brought you in for a forehead touch. “I’ll be back before you know it.”
“You better or I’ll steal someone’s X-wing and go find you myself.”
“Can’t have that happening, you almost crashed mine last time,” Poe teased with a smirk on his face when he recalled the event. 
“That was your fault and you know it.” You said, raising an eyebrow, daring him to say anything to dispute your statement. It had been his fault entirely that you had almost crashed and he knew it. You stared at each other for a moment, memorizing each other’s features before you’d have to be apart for days. “You have to get going. Don’t want Leia to come out and ask what the delay is.”
Poe let out a sigh knowing that you were right but that didn’t mean he had to like it. He placed a kiss on your forehead before stepping away from you. He opened his mouth to say something before stopping himself and settled for nodding, turning on his heel to go. 
“Hey Dameron!” You shouted before he got very far. He spun around to look at you, a questioning look in his eyes. “I love you. So you better come back to me in one piece.”
That smile that you loved so much appeared on Poe’s face, the one he got anytime you told him you loved him. “That’s a promise. I love you too.”
With that he was off with the rest of his squadron to a star system away from you. But you knew that he would be fine. He promised after all and Poe Dameron did like to make sure he kept his promises to you. With a smile still on your face you headed for work.
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cynthiaandsamus · 4 years ago
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Maki Oze and Tamaki Kotatsu from Fire Force: Fire fighting cuties! Anyone who’s seen the show knows what a delight these two are, between the toned and beautiful big sister witch with a hair trigger Maki and the fire cat that literally can’t keep her clothes on Tamaki, these two would be sure to liven up Villa life!
Caulfila and Cheelai from Dragon Ball Super: Spunky girls with a thing for Super Saiyan Berserkers. Both are used to rolling with bad crowds whether it’s Caulfila’s gang of Saiyan ruffians or Cheelai’s street gang before she joined the Frieza Force, both don’t take any guff from anyone. Caulifla tends to be more brash and loud and Cheelai is more kind yet sneaky, these muscle loving girls of destruction will sure bring some energy to Cynthia’s place.
Ayla from Chrono Trigger and Kohaku from Dr. Stone: The cavegirl duo, Ayla tends to be more of what you’d expect from a cavegirl, brash, blunt and comes with a horde of trained dinosaurs, but this prehistoric beauty also has a flirty side as well, coming from a time before shame was invented she makes no bones about what or who she likes and will take what she wants. Kohaku is more eloquent and thoughtful but no less skilled and dangerous. Living in a stone world where people are out for her hide has taught her how to defend herself from all kinds of nasty surprises, though she too is puzzled by the modern conveniences of Cynthia’s villa and will likely have a few fun surprises during her stay.
Shino Ashido “Sinon” and Suguha Kirigaya “Leafa” from Sword Art Online: A long-time tenant of these polls, these girls may have teenage tastes but they are no doubt young women of class. Gifted with special holographic collars by Cynthia that lets them take the form of any of their game avatars while at the villa, these two are looking for more escapist fun than a normal game world can provide. Sinon has grown a taste only for women after her previous experiences with men and though she’s a bit prickly she’s still the badass gunslinger we all know and love. The busty gamer Suguha tends to prefer hanging out in her normal appearance while she’s away from prying eyes but the elf girl Leafa is also down for some vacationing as well. After her experiences in several game worlds she’s looking to try new things and see what the real world has to offer.
Lusamine and Dawn from Pokemon: Two girls that need no introduction, both these ladies have a pre-established relationship with Cynthia and have been waiting for a chance to stay long-term at the villa. The Aether Corporation head is a strong and determined if slightly out there mother that like Cynthia knows what she wants and takes it. The two have long held meetings about who the cutest trainers are and what to do with their mounting fortunes. Meanwhile, topping said list for Cynthia most of the time, Dawn is an up and coming Sinnoh trainer with her eyes not only on the Championship but also on the Champion~ She and Cynthia have quite a playful relationship and on the outside she’s as cute as a button, but seeing Samus getting so cozy with Cynthia may bring out some jealous thoughts in her.
Skyla and Elesa from Pokemon: Another long time visiting muse option, essentially Cynthia and Samus 2.0, a busty determined airhead and her slender blonde companion that has to put up with her, truly these two were made for the villa. The experienced pilot and lovely bubbly Skyla has more enthusiasm than sense sometimes but the pun-loving fashion model Elesa will be sure to keep her straight… figuratively speaking of course.
Ayaka Sunohara from Miss Caretaker of Sunohara-Sou and Mamako Oosuki from Do You Love Your Mother and Her Two-Hit Multi Target Attacks? (shortened for brevity (and mercy) in the poll): What would a visiting muse poll be without Milfs? Shorter, that’s what! The busty caretaker of Sunohara boarding house Ayaka Sunohara has been left to care for the place after her grandmother retired and is now looking for a place to stay and relax for herself. A beacon of motherly kindness and dependability, Ayaka is everything you could ask for in a soft lover but also a determined and stern parental figure that is seemingly good at all domestic skills and gets extremely handsy when she drinks. Mamako Oosuki is a doting yet flighty mother who doesn’t know the first thing about video games and yet commands RPG powers that would make Kirito blush. This mother seems to more often than not find herself in lecherous compromising positions despite her ability to take out almost anything in one hit. Deep down her kind and gentle soul will (literally) light up your heart.
Kagome Higurashi and Sango from Inuyasha: Well there’s a sequel coming, so why not? A normal (if by normal you mean the reincarnation of literally the only person that can purify an ancient jewel with phenomenal mystic power) schoolgirl, Kagome Higurashi found herself in a world of demons, warlords and gravity-defying miniskirts. Despite being a fish out of water Kagome proved herself to be someone of upstanding character who always helps those in need. Wanting nothing more than a feudal fairy tail, this beautiful girl has become somewhat disillusioned with her old world and needs a break, once again heading for another world: Cynthia’s villa, hijinks ensue. Meanwhile the prodigy of the demon slaying clan, Sango and her pet demon Kilala also join Kagome on her trip. Sango’s a kind but no-nonsense kind of girl and it can take a while for her to open up, but it’s worth it to find out because you’ll have a beautiful partner… or a giant boomerang to the head, place your bets.
Ryuko Matoi and Satsuki Kiryuin form Kill la Kill: (Admittedly this one is partially fueled by the mun’s recent Kill la Kill rewatch and random crack test posts) The scantily clad sisterly duo, a tough as nails fighter who doesn’t take shit and a dramatic champion flanked by her elite four guardians... something about this seems familiar. Naturally Ryuko gets along famously with Samus and Satsuki seems to do well with Cynthia, though will these regularly nude beauties take the invitation to the villa?
Kyoko and Misako from River City Girls: Another familiar pairing of a tough girl and her equally tough airhead friend. These River City Residensts are Ready to Rampage through the villa. Though they have absolute devotion to their boyfriends, they do have some ways of cheating the system and still ‘saving’ themselves for them and play fast and loose with the rules of their relationships. Can the villa withstand these girls’ particular brand of rough and tumble love?
Yoko Littner from Gurren Lagann and Misato Katsuragi from Neon Genesis Evangelion: The Gainax girls are here to party! The skimpy sharpshooter Yoko and the smart, slovenly, sexy and sometimes melancholy Misato fit right in with the villa’s casual laid back attitude of constant parties. Neither girl is particularly shy about showing some skin or kicking some ass, being use to casually standing up to giant monsters both of these hard-working women are ready for a vacation and maybe even for a deconstruction of some of their deeper troubles along with the fun.
Note: Tifa, Yuffie and Riza will be around a bit longer, since the list is so long this time I’ll probably have a second poll for the most popular finalists in a few days so be sure to have some fun with them while they’re here!
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Thoughts on BATIM’s Crack-Up Comics, Part 2
“Now, to tackle the Dime-Store Comics!
Good Golly, Charley is such an overzealous bad guy! It’s rather hilarious.
Also, the “door” for the ship has a cannon. I think that’s a decent “No Solicitors” warning.
OMG the damn soup....
Is it just me, or does Alice look like someone completely different? I know it can be chalked up to style and all, but seriously. Boris and Bendy look just like their comic strip selves, just a little more animated. But Alice? She’s got a different face, her eyes are much larger, her body is SIGNIFICANTLY slimmer, she’s lost her cleavage and her stockings, her heels are flats, and her hair is thinner. Not to mention she has a slightly different personality. Is... Is this meant to be taken as Susie was replaced by Allison between 1935 and 1936?
This... This is so absurd. The Bendy Scouts of America thing just makes me laugh though.
Okay! Okay, okay, okay... Boris saying “Good Golly Gosh” is too good for me. 
Well. There he go!
Again! Alice’s horns getting huge and her halo shrinking, along with that serpent tongue?! Please tell me this gag continues whenever she gets pissed off!
...These guys look like Instant Martians from Looney Toons. I’m not the only one thinking this, right?
NOT THE BEES!
YES, THE GAG CONTINUES.
Boris, your alliteration is impeccable. Somehow I wasn’t expecting that out of you. 
Bendy. My dude. Little Devil Darling. HOW the HELL do you continue to dig your own grave here? Alice is so done with your shit. 
I’m just imagining Boris saying all this in the most deadpan voice ever, and complete with the image of the moon? I died laughing.
I know it’s a plot device, but having the main character apologize for his actions, leading to finding a way out of the predicament he’s in? I love that shit. 
Also, that’s a lotta cheese. 
HOW ARE THERE WANTED POSTERS OF THEM?!
Sheesh Alice, leaving Boris to the vultures?
....These last two pages are absolute madness. Now there’s lasers? Boris can understand the vultures? They can catch a shooting star home? They landed on Charley?! What IS this?? Did they suddenly run out of paper and had to chop up the writing or something?
...What is this postman? WHAT IS THIS?? It’s a fucking clone with wings and a mustache, that’s what!
Huh. So that’s interesting. Yes, they got Pluto’s name and title right, but looking at the pitchfork and the later picture of him? He looks more like a Christian form of Satan rather than the staff-wielding, helm-wearing Pluto. I’m guessing it’s because they wanted to throw in a little flair and not directly reference Satan.
And can we appreciate that the letter had a little heart on it? And worry that it was signed “Hate, Papa Pluto”?
Somehow, I feel kinda sad at this. Bendy got all this power thanks to someone he knows, and he tries to better himself and others around him. And you just know it’s gonna get fucked up. 
Boris, your personality is getting a bit food-based.
Alice blushing is the cutest image ever. 
I. FUCKING. CALLED IT.
....Again. Feel kinda sad that Bendy is getting screwed over by something his dad gave him. 
Okay, can Alice just... float? For no reason whatsoever? I’m okay with this, I just need to know. 
AND she can charm a tree into doing what she wants?
Of course it takes an angel to shatter a devilish pitchfork. 
BENDY. At least retain your lessons for 5 GD MINUTES. 
Wait, again? What have you two idiots done to get a bounty on you a first time?!
Constable Alice is amazing and I love her. Even when she’s being a lil shit.
YES, the gag’s back!
I thought “parka squirrel” was a joke. Nope. Actual name for an Artic ground squirrel. Especially in Alaska.
The dialogue in this one is great. As is the slapstick. It has an almost Wile E. Coyote feel to it. 
Also, Bendy is the one having all the ideas that just fall flat. Sounds a lot like some asshole named Joey Drew we all know.
That is a legit river of gold. I don’t know if it’s making fun of the Klondike Gold Rush, or the “liquid gold” known as oil in Alaska, but I love it.
Much as I love the hijinks of the two going down the mountain, what the HELL kinda skeleton IS THAT?!
I don’t even care this comic is ripping off old superhero comics. It’s too damn funny and it’s the right amount of absurd. 
I just noticed all the irradiated bacon soup in the china cabinet. If that’s a reference to Fiesta Ware, I’m going to scream. 
“Fiesta commenced commercial sales of colored dinnerware in 1936. Most colored ceramics made prior to World War II, including Fiesta Ware, contained uranium oxide.” SON OF A BITCH! 
Yep. Had to pay homage to Superman. But it’s Boris, so I’ll let it go. I like the implication that Boris is a strong boi.
....I’m sure many have said this but... That CameraMan is too damn similar to the Projectionist. 
UMMMMMMMMMM. HI BRUTE. You are um... Something. 
Not sure what I think of Miss Twisted. Adore her design! But... Man, what’s with this random shoe-ing in of the antagonists of the game?
...Okay, as menacing as they try to be, I love that the Camera Man and Brute think the worst thing to do is knock apples out of trees and steal candy from babies.
BORIS! Ever hear of SPACING THEM OUT?!
This whole fight is silly, but it works! It’s just stupidly cute and simple. Wish it was that easy to beat the Projectionist in the games. Or take Brute Boris down. 
....They 100% referenced Spiderman there. Like, it’s clear as day. What the hey?
I kinda like the idea of Alice being a pilot. Yah know, since she was in the skies so often anyways. 
I almost want to make fun of the nun OF COURSE showing up asking Alice for help. But... I mean... Who better to ask help from other than an angel who knows how to fly well?
“Niuport 17″... Why is that familiar?
“The Nieuport 17 C.1 ... was a French sesquiplane fighter designed and manufactured by the Nieuport company during World War I.” .....Huh. We’re learning things today! It even looks like Alice’s plane!
Kinda amazed the Morse code is correct.
This is so zany and silly. Also, I don’t think pills work that quick.
YES. USE THE POWER OF THE CHILDREN. 
I feel like I should call bullshit on that. But at the same time I like the idea of all the nuns in that abbey running an undergrounds mechanic shop for the Allies. 
Hang on. Either this is a minor mistake or someone messed up the timing again. But War Bonds in comics didn’t start until December 1941. And this is supposed to be between 1936 and 1940. I mean, they were originally called Defense Bonds, but specifically “War Bonds” were after Pearl Harbor.  
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Hi can I get a Marvel ship? I'm a 5'8 genderfluid human, I have green eyes, naturally blonde shoulder length hair (currently dyed pink). I'm ENTP personality type. I like to draw, sketch, create digital art, paint, read, write, sing, dance, and act. I am a distinguished marksman, I'm certified in first aid, and I'm a certified RSO (I can run a range). I'm bi or pan or whatever (I can like basically anyone with a good personality). I'm very good at puzzles and I can go for 100+ rounds on those memory games with the colors (until I get bored). I want to explore political science and I'm thinking about going into law or just enlisting to be a fighter pilot. I very much believe in having strong morals and I like goats.
I ship you with... Natasha Romanoff 
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you’re one of shields agents and you get sent on a mission with natasha
“i usually work alone” 
the both of you go to a gala to get information on someone 
you’re dressed like a couple to look inconspicuous so you have to act like a couple 
she kisses you for the first time out of nowhere 
nat finds it way too easy to pretend to be in love with you 
the mission goes wrong and she gets mildly injured but you get her out of there in time
you guys go to a hotel for the night and you clean up natasha’s wounds 
“i guess i underestimated you, you’re tougher than you look” 
she flirts with you all the time at shield headquarters 
eventually she invites you to a party at stark’s house 
the avengers are super impressed by your skill set
she secretly think’s it’s hot that you’re a marksman
clint points out that she might have a type
when you’re not doing missions together, you guys hangout together
nat loves to do puzzles and games with you, she never gets tired of it
you guys talk about politics frequently, while you share similar views, you’re great at arguing so you keep her on her toes
sometimes she listens to you sing while you’re not paying attention 
“I want to be your partner... and not just your mission partner.” 
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you guys are the cutest power couple ever 
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astrophysicist-guitar-god · 4 years ago
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Thanks for the tag, @imalososos!
nickname: fox (foxmonkey is my main blog)
zodiac: Libra!
height: 5′1″
hogwarts house: Gryffindor
last thing i googled: "rumpled bed” images for a story
song stuck in my head: Well, thanks for that. ;-) Ooh! “Wheelie Mammoth” an outro from a Bob’s Burgers episode. It is the cutest, I wish it were longer. Conveniently linked so you can listen. It’s like, 30 seconds. Go ahead, treat yourself.
number of followers: 180, ooh!
amount of sleep: I’m currently working from home (and loving it, I feel guilty to say; I know how fortunate I am)...anyway, I clock in early, and I like a little me time before I start my day. I usually get up between 3:30 a.m. and 4:00 a.m. I usually get between 5-6 hours if I’m lucky.
lucky number:  17 possibly? No idea why.
dream job: I’m gonna go back in time and be a roadie for Queen. But since I’m short and weak, I’ll have to be one of those Mary Sue roadies who ends up charming everyone and eventually ends up being like, unofficially One of the Band (TM). I’ll be like one of the infamous fifth Beatles, except I’ll be the fifth Queen. It’ll be awesome.
wearing: JAMMIES. It’s been nonstop jammie-time at my house since March.
favorite song: I have way too many. “It’s Late” and “Prophet’s Song” are faves by Queen; “Comfortably Numb” and “Learning to Fly” are faves by Pink Floyd; “Kashmir” and “All of my Love” are my Led Zep faves...”Little Wing” is my fave by Jimi Hendrix; “Movement” by Hozier sends me spinning into the next dimension, his voice is absolutely amazing; “Cast Your Fate to the Wind” by the Vince Gueraldi Trio is sooo nice (he did the music for the old Charlie Brown specials, give it a listen if you like gently jazzy piano); “Never My Love” by the Association, my God I love that song...”I See the Rain” by Marmalade is from the 60s and is a new favorite. “Talk of the Town” by the Pretenders; “Uninvited” by Alanis Morrisette; “On the Mend” by Foo Fighters (so gorgeous);  “Potions” by Puscifer; “Passive” by A Perfect Circle makes me lose my mind, their minor key cover of “Imagine” is one of my favorite covers of anything ever...“Dolphin’s Cry” by Live; “Sour Girl” by Stone Temple Pilots...oooh, “Hallelujah” and “Home” by Hothouse Flowers (NOT the Hallelujah you’re thinking of, go listen)...and that’s just the tippy tippy tippy tippy tip of the tip of the iceberg. There’s so much good music in the world. Oooh, and “Arabian Dance” from the Nutcracker is just stunningly beautiful -- this orchestral performance is literally perfection.
favorite instrument: Piano because I took lessons; guitar, and I can appreciate a slammin’ bass...drums (John Bonham and Roger Taylor are favorites). Violin is very nice.
aesthetic: LOTS of books, CDs, DVDs; barefoot in warmer months, socks when it’s cold out, going shoeless as much as I can, flats preferred when shoes must be worn; cats; art from the thrift store (I had the BEST random art wall in my old apartment, but my current house has plaster walls, and no); v-necks, skirts, sheer black hose, pearls... When going out (and by out, I mean outside of the house, whether it’s work, an event, etc.), lipstick and earrings always.
favorite author: Stephen King, and Emily Dickinson for poetry
favorite animal noise: the little vocalizations that cats make, the little mrrrp? and the chirps are so cute.
random fact: scatterbrained but fun, worst memory on the planet (I’ve been told on  two separate occasions that I have brain like a seive, and/or that I  have a memory like Swiss cheese); given my memory issues, I am extremely  good at times, at Knowing Where Things Are. I’m also really good at guessing (within a few minutes) what time it is without looking  at a clock, and not like the o’ clock times, but, 4:17, 2:38...odd  times. My brother and I can talk about music and music-related memories for hours. I own about a hundred tubes of lipstick (conservative estimate). Around 20 are (were) in my current rotation before lockdown happened.
tagging: this is why tagging games break down when I’m involved, because I never know who to tag. So, if you’re seeing this and you want your followers to know interesting things about you, go for it! :)
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“Ok, so, Dam dragged me back here. Again. He says this might be helpful for me, that I could learn to be a little more open with other people.
Typical of him: running at first call to help his lil bro… I’m happy we’re brothers.
He has been always there for me when I need help, actually, I don’t think I would had ever joined the Garrison if he didn’t have convinced me to; back then when I’d always rather to cover my purple skin with makeup and wear sunglasses to cover my eyes every time I went into a crowd.
I had some problems at school when I was a kid because I’m basically a galra and sometimes I would not even say a word to my parents once I got home because I thought it was their fault that I look like a purple goblin.
But Dam, he told that isn’t the blood or the look what matters but what you are and what you want to be. Me? I wanna be a fighter class pilot, it has been my dream since the first time pops took me to New Altea in the Red Lion and told about when he used to fly him to defend the universe. I wanted to be like that; be there to protect my home.
I’ve been good with flying since the first time I sneaked into a Garrison’s flying simulator when I was 11, and I’m pretty close to be a better sharpshooter than papa. He always says I’m just like pops, born talented, I mean, if been creating in some kind of… genetical combiner machine?, counts as been born.
When I’m not training with grandma Krolia I like to play videogames with papa or do some races with pops and Dam across the desert. I also like to go camping with my brother into the desert, papa and pops join us sometimes.
There are also my papa’s family, abuelita and abuelito always pamper me. But I think I can live without tía Veronica just talking about how I’m the cutest thing she has seen. Seriously, my cheeks would be pleased. Tia Rachel travels around the world but she’s always back for holidays and I like to spend time with tio Marco.
I really love my family. They are awesome.
Wow, I’ve never been this open with anybody but my closer friends or my family.
Ha! Damon did it again.
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melalot · 6 years ago
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8 Years Old
Lance was having recess outside in the school playground when he saw a group of kids circling around this boy. He noticed how all the students were quiet and very tuned interested in what one of his classmates had to say. He had never seen so many kids listen to someone this way, not even the teachers. Curiosity got the best of him so he trotted his way over to see what was grasping everyone's attention.
When he got close enough to hear the boy said, "And they told me they were gay!" Lance thought to himself. Gay? What does that mean?
Luckily enough another kid seemed to have the same question as him. "What is that? What does gay mean?"
The boy who was sharing this new word look at his classmate and began to explain.
"It's when two boys date, like a girl and a boy, do. But my mom told me it wasn't normal and that it wasn't okay."
Everyone's eyes went wide, they had never heard about two boys dating. Lance had never heard of this either, he doesn't even think much of dating, he's 8.
Before the conversation could continue the teachers started calling out to the students meaning that recess was over and instruction time was going to continue.
As Lance started getting in alphabet order to line up for class, he couldn't help but think about what he just heard.
It isn't natural the boy had said. It's not okay, the boy had continued.
And Lance thought to himself, why is it not?
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12 Years Old
Lance was in 6th grade now. While all the other kids went to a regular middle school, he went to attend the Galaxy Garrison. It was a school for those that wanted to be part of the space program.
Lance had always dreamed of becoming a fighter pilot and flying a space ship to Mars.
He got lucky enough to get into the Garrison, but even though it was a school to prepare you to go up into space, you still had to take the same curriculum you would normally take in a typical middle school.
And honestly, Lance appreciated that. He needed a sense of being normal. He needed work that wouldn’t be the same thing constantly and that it wouldn’t bore him. He also needed that sense to fit in with the outside world, and know more than just about space, he wanted to know how to live in the real world and real struggles.
Thinking about struggles, Lance remembered about his crush on Jenny. She was this girl in his grade with blonde hair and green eyes, she had small freckles plastered across her face and she just had the cutest laugh. Lance had gotten small crushes on other girls over the years, but those were ones that went away after a week. Lance had a crush on Jenny since the day he had laid eyes on her, and it hasn’t stopped.
Lance had tried using what his brother Marco had taught him about flirting. He even picked up some of his lines, and he didn’t think they were bad if he said so himself. But this new transition of puberty had started to take a toll on him.
A few weeks back, Lance was at the beach with some of his friends from the Garrison because they decided to head out there before the cold season came. And something about seeing his friends shirtless had really taken Lance aback. He started to stare, but once he realized he was staring, he tried to keep it cool. Just something about seeing them without a shirt sparked something in Lance that he didn’t know was possible. He blames puberty affecting a hormonal behavior onto him.
Now Lance had sort of the same experience in the locker room. He would try not to look at other guys and became rather uncomfortable and dreaded the days they had to change in the locker room. Lance was so scared of someone catching him stare, so Lance had found a solution which was to often stare at the ground and at his own shoes instead of paying attention to the others.
As he was about to finish tying the knot, he felt someone slide onto his bench on the left. He stopped the movement of his fingers and looked up to see who it was. It was a guy named Tim from his math class. They had talked a couple of times but not much, they usually had minimal conversations when training since they only knew each other in that class.
He tried for a smile. “Hey Tim, what’s up?”
Tim smiled, but his smile started to become rather uncomfortable.
“Hey Lance, I just wanted to ask you about something.”
“Sure, what is it?”
Tim’s head faced forward and he pointed at a boy with black hair and pale skin, though Lance could only see him from the back and couldn’t really tell who it was.
“Doesn’t it make you kind of uncomfortable?”
Lance was confused. “What would?”
Tim cleared his throat and looked around awkwardly, “You know…He’s gay and he is in the boys locker room, doesn’t it make you think he might try something?”
Oh my God.
Oh my god.
Lance couldn’t believe he was hearing this. As Lance grew older he had been more exposed to gay people and LGBT+ people in general. He had heard about kids not being accepted just because of who they loved, kids committing suicide, and kids being disowned by their families and rejected by others. He also heard about them being bullied.
Now he can’t believe he was experiencing it directly.
He wanted to tell the kid he is wrong for thinking that, and that he should mind his own business. But he felt like something was preventing him, and he didn’t know what. So instead he just looked at the boy and back at Tim.
“Nah, chill dude, just mind your own business and ignore him and nothing will happen.”
Lance finished tying his shoes and rushed over to the track field, he didn’t want to deal with this bullshit.
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13-14 Years Old
Lance had to complete and assignment for English class and it was an argumentative essay. He had to pick topics that would affect many people. So his teacher wanted them to tell her their topics today, or they could submit it in a note. Lance was in his dorm room and started searching for topics on the internet that he could use for his essay.
It was when he came across the LGBT+ section that something started to draw him in.
He looked to both sides of his room and the hallway to make sure no one was around. Once it was clear that no one would catch him, he clicked on the heading.
Doing this made Lance think back to the times he would watch YouTube videos of LGBT+ people. He liked learning about what they were going through and wanted to have somewhat of an understanding of what they go through so that maybe one day if someone needed it. He would have some sort of knowledge of what to expect.
But doing this also reminded Lance of how he would have multiple tabs open to switch tabs in case one of his parents or siblings saw his screen. Since his family mainly knew Spanish, they couldn’t really read what he was doing. But seeing something on a screen they probably would.
Lance hated that he felt like he was doing something wrong, and he was ashamed of it. It’s not that Lance was afraid of his family seeing this. He knew his family was perfectly accepting of everyone. But he couldn’t help but be scared about those few family members that seemed uncomfortable of the idea. He also didn’t want to give them the wrong idea that their son could be gay when he wasn’t.
Thinking back on this made Lance realize that maybe he shouldn’t do his topic on LGBT+ rights. So he exited the page and looked for a different topic.
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Space
Over the course of the past few months, things had gone crazy.
To start off, Lance had gotten stuck in space with this blue lion along with Hunk, Pidge, Keith, and Shiro.
Then he saw an alien warship and wormholed to another planet, light years away from Earth.
After that, he met these 2 aliens on a castle ship, and he found out about this whole galactic war that could affect the whole universe.
And to say the least, after now being back on Earth after 5 years of not seeing his family or his home planet. He felt relief.
Well until other problems came up.
The war was over and they had defeated Haggar. The Garrison decided to cover them up with money since they fought and risked their lives to protect Earth.
But now Lance has personal problems.
You see, Lance is a very flirty guy. He had lots of crushes back in the Garrison like Jenny who he got over after a year and many other girls. And on space he flirted with aliens from left to right, being suave was his thing.
But being isolated in space made Lance realize a lot of things. One of them being that he is capable of having heart-wrenching feelings.
Lance knew he was a romantic guy, it was in his blood, but after so many years of flirting with girls and being rejected, he really didn’t think it would get anywhere. Plus they weren’t any major feelings either, so he decided to just keep up the act.
Until he met Princess Allura. Nobody could deny she was beautiful. Her crystal blue and purple eyes were so mesmerizing and her white poofy long hair was gorgeous. And above all she was a Princess that fought day and night in this war.
At first Lance just flirted with her because she was pretty. But then it got serious.
When he saw who Allura was in the inside he was drawn to who she was as a person. Lance started to fall hard.
He thought multiple times that maybe he should tell Allura about his feelings, but he always decided against it. That she probably wouldn’t take him seriously.
Allura found out anyway. The mice snitched. But Allura did not choose Lance in the end. She was after Lotor, and honestly, after a while, Lance realized that was who she was meant to be with, especially after he cleared up his past. They were made for each other.
Moving on was a process, but he managed to get through it. But Lance couldn’t help but think that something played a factor in making the process easier to get by.
Keith.
It was weird for Lance to think that Keith had a role in him moving on faster, but ever since Keith had come back to the team, Lance was taken upon the task of being his right hand and co-leader. So being focused on his missions helped a lot.
Or was it the missions?
Lance was in denial. And he knew it.
Even when Lance was moping over Allura, he had started to realize many things, and it wasn’t until Keith came back that he realized them.
Back when Lance was still a cadet at the Garrison, he had made up this rivalry with Keith. Keith didn’t really know Lance, and Lance knew that Keith never noticed him. But Lance was destined to score higher and to be better than the best pilot in his class.
So he made up this indirect rivalry, that he would talk about endlessly with Hunk. He even swore that he hated Keith.
But then Keith got booted from the Garrison. And honestly, it made Lance upset, but he tried not to show it. He doesn’t exactly know why he was upset, Keith was his rival, the one he swore he hated. He should have been happy that he took Keith’s spot now.
But lucky enough for him he got the chance when they rescued Shiro, and that is when Lance had made it obvious to Keith that he hated him.
Over time in space, Lance tried to let go out the act. He realized it was childish and that maybe instead he should try being Keith’s friend. If there was one thing about Lance it was this feeling he had about comforting others when they need it, and that’s what Lance did when Keith was distraught and stressed about Shiro disappearing.
When Shiro came back, Lance had noticed the one paladin too many issues and decided to talk about it with Keith because he was the current leader.
Or maybe it was because he saw Keith as a friend.
He shrugged it off.
Lance can admit that Keith is not the best person to talk to when you’re feeling down. But Lance still walked out of that room with a surge of emotions.
“And Lance. Leave the math, too Pidge.”
He couldn’t help but smile. Now Lance thought he could do this, he could be Keith’s friend.
But Keith left.
And reflecting on it now, Lance was devastated. He felt a void within him without Keith being there, without someone he can make fun of, without someone he can pick a fight with.
And Lance didn’t want to admit to himself, but he missed Keith.
Seeing Keith again after so many months boosted Lance’s mood, and he felt like he could be himself at the speed of a tick.
Keith rejecting his hug, made Lance sadder then it should have. And when Lance had some time to reflect on all that was happening. He started to question himself.
Do I like Keith?
No, I don’t. I’m straight, I like girls, and have only liked girls all my life.
But what if you do? A voice at the back of his mind said.
And Lance hated it, he started to cry. Ever since he was a kid there was this annoying voice that told Lance he was in denial about his feelings for guys. And no matter how many times Lance told that voice to shut up and assured himself that he only liked girls, it only came back that much faster, making it much harder to escape from it. And here it was again. Haunting him. And Lance didn’t know what to do this time. Could he really be into guys? Could he be into two polar opposite people at the same time?
Lance couldn’t think.
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Present
After thinking it through, Lance decided he should talk to Shiro. Taking it into account that the real Shiro was back, Lance knew Shiro might know somewhat of what he was going through.
He knew Shiro has a fiancé back on Earth named Adam. It was no secret in the Garrison that the record-breaking Takashi Shirogane was in love with a man.
So Lance knocked on Shiro’s door, taking in a deep breath. I can do this.
The door opened and Shiro’s eyes went wide in surprise.
“Lance? What brings you here?”
Lance gave him a nervous smile. “Hey Shiro, I hope you’re doing good. I was wondering if we can talk?”
Shiro rose his eyebrows up in surprise but directed Lance over to the couch of his office. Shiro set down some water for the both of them and made himself comfortable on the seat in front of Lance.
“So, what did you want to talk about?”
Anxiety started to kick in and his nerves were alarmed. Lance couldn’t believe he was doing this.
“Shiro I-“ Lance stared at the floor, not wanting to meet Shiro’s eyes.
C’mon Lance, just say it, spit it out.
Say you like guys.
But he couldn’t.
A tear started spilling out of Lance’s eye and his throat was closed up. He felt a weight of emotions on his chest that he wanted to leave but they just couldn’t.
“Woah! Lance! Buddy!” Shiro rushed over to Lance’s side and placed his left arm on Lance’s shoulder and rubbed it. “What’s wrong? Why are you crying? Did something happen?”
He couldn’t take it anymore.
“Shiro, what if…What if I like guys?”
More tears started to fall.
It took a few seconds before Shiro processed this new information, but then he finally found a way to put it into words.
“Is this new for you Lance?”
He nodded.
“Are you scared of your feelings?”
Water started filling up his eyes again, but he tried to hold them back and nodded.
“Do you have a problem with people of the same gender liking each other?”
“No!” Lance sobbed. “I-I don’t really know, I’ve always been accepting of others and I believed in equal rights for everyone and that gays should be happy! And I-I don’t know why…Why I’m so scared of these feelings when it comes to me having them. I’ve always liked girls, only girls, I grew up around people that weren’t accepting of it, even though my own family was accepting of it, I’ve been terrified my whole life, Shiro!”
Shiro tried to speak but Lance cut him off, the words kept vomiting out of his mouth.
“I started looking back on my past life, to see if there were any clues leading up to me feeling this way, and there were so many. I’ve been in denial my whole life because I’ve been so scared of what people would think of me. And I know its stupid and that I shouldn’t give a fuck, but I can’t help but think how uncomfortable others would be around me and I can’t help knowing I’m making someone feel that way because of who I like. This annoying voice in the back of my head keeps haunting me Shiro and I want it to stop! Please! How do I make it stop Shiro? How do I stop being so scared? How do I stop being so scared of my own feelings? I tried everything Shiro, I tried being straight, I tried flirting with girls, I-I made dumb rivalries up. God just, please. What if I go to hell for this?”
Lance couldn’t say any more, he had let it all out. He thinks he even let out about his crush on Keith but he doesn’t care, his feelings are out and he doesn’t know if he feels relieved or scared.
Once Lance settled down Shiro started to talk.
“Listen, Lance. I know this is hard, and not everyone is going to be accepting of this. And everyone accepts themselves at their own time. But you Lance? You’re really strong for keeping this in for so long. You’ve been in denial your whole life, there is no secret about it. But your ways of coping with it weren’t smart. You’ve been supportive and accepting of everyone else, its time you do the same for yourself. You should have just let yourself feel.”
Let yourself feel.
Those words rang in Lance’s head, and he didn’t think he could cry anymore but here he was, breaking down into tears. He hugged Shiro and sobbed on his shoulder. He apologized for being such a mess, but Shiro only supported him.
And suddenly, Lance remembered why he considered Shiro his hero back at the Garrison. He was openly gay and a record-breaking pilot. He was always so brave and owned who he was every single day. And every time Lance had strived to be just like that.
It was only now that Lance found out exactly why he wanted to be like that, and he sobbed even harder.
When Lance stopped crying, he drank some of the water Shiro had given him and tried to clam down.
He looked at Shiro and smiled. He made a good choice talking to Shiro.
“So Lance.”
“Yeah?”
A smirk was forming on Shiro’s face. “So what is this rivalry you made up with someone?”
And Lance couldn’t help but laugh. He began talking about Keith. He felt himself get lighter and lighter as he let this out.
But Lance finally understood now, even if it would take him some time, he knew what he had to do now.
Let yourself feel.
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sasukeslatino · 6 years ago
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nolance headcanons
who’s nolan? click here!  
short answer: he’s one of the cadets shown in the voltron preview and i gave him a name and suddenly a crack ship of him and lance and now there’s no going back!!!!!
ANYWAY it all starts when nolan’s 13 and lance is 14 and they’re both new to the garrison and nolan was a little shy, had no idea what was going on, lance gave him a bright smile and said, “isn’t this the coolest thing? you look freaked now, but i promise this is gonna be amazing.”
nolan had to agree. it’s hard not to with a smile like that. after that, it became a little easier to breathe. 
nolan and lance are actually in a similar circle for the first couple years of flight school. they were all wannabe pilots running simulation drills until their hands cramped. 
lance was loud and funny and liked to have eyes on him as long as they were good. it didn’t help that lance had the looks 
(and that’s when you know you have a crush, when you liked them through their middle school/freshman year haircuts) 
they’ve partnered up a couple times and it was fun. nolan realized lance had the smarts to back up the talk, and maybe he gave a few smart allick remarks here and there.
lance: i’m gonna be the best in this class. no offense, buddy, but i got this in the bag. nolan: funny, considering i’m the one who had it in the bag in the first place. lance, grinning: oh someone’s got jokes now, huh???
they drift apart once nolan moves onto fighter class when lance doesn’t. they were acquaintances before, so it’s not like it’s unexpected. 
his heart still beats a little faster when he sees lance in the halls. he’s still got the garrison’s top 3 cutest students in his book (lance, julia, gerald)
when the garrison trio disappears, nolan’s grieving with the rest of the school
he may not have been the closest to lance, hunk or pidge but he did consider them friends and it still hurt to know they were missing with no clue to where they could’ve been
when lance comes back, nolan is awestruck by how handsome and hot he is. it doesn’t help when he comes back with an air of confidence and self assurance nolan can’t remember him having back when they were younger.
during calmer moments, lance takes a moment to catch up. the way his eyes lit up when he recognized nolan sent a wave of warmth through him
(he will not have a crush on lance again. he will not have a crush on lance again. he will not have a crush on lance again—)
lance: nolan, is that you, buddy!? holy crow it’s been a while! you look good! how are you man??? nolan: big lion... i mean... LION?! lance, smirks: oh yeah, i upgraded from fighter class 
(crap. he may have a crush again.)
they end up hanging out and nolan’s the one who takes it upon himself to update the paladins on everything going on with the garrison, earth, and the castle rebuilding process
he ends up liking his duties waaaay too much. especially when he comes to learn lance is very touchy in his affections.
lance tells him about everything that happened since he went into space after nolan gives up his info. nolan’s hooked on every word. 
when lance offers nolan a ride in red, how could he refuse?
nolan ends up clutching lance tight as lance shows off to him with fast maneuvers and tricks he remembers he used to pull in the simulator. it’s exhilarating, sends bumps rising along his skin, laughing his lungs out the faster they go
they land on the moon. the actual moon when lance turns to him with a glint in his eye and a proud smile on his face.
lance: having fun? nolan, grinning: no way. the laughing fest i’ve got going on is because i’m having the most horrible time. you couldn’t have taken me to mars instead? lance: aw, gotta keep that in mind for next time. almost thought i’d nailed it.  nolan: yeah? nail what? lance: wooing you.
and that takes the air out of his lungs, because holy shit he was not expecting that. at all. 
of course, the pause makes lance panic.
lance: oh crud. crap. sorry. that was so lame and i was thinking we were having fun and kinda like? on the same page? you can just forget i said that and we can go back to hanging out and i really could take you to mars if that’s what you really want—
nolan takes this into his hands. literally. 
he cups lance’s cheeks and smiles at him.
nolan: you’ve succeeded, you big goof.  lance, relieved: oh thank god. what was it? the tour around the world? my amazing jokes? how cuuute i am? nolan: the first day of school. you made me feel better without even trying. i was freaking out and you made it okay again.  lance, blushing a bit: you remember that? nolan: i do. [smiles] can i kiss you? lance: please do.
they kiss, and lance had been right: it had been amazing.
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littlelovelymemes · 7 years ago
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✰  —  —  *  PARKS & RECREATION SENTENCE STARTERS
‘  i tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and i broke everything.  ’ ‘  i typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.  ’ ‘  there’s only one thing i hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.  ’ ‘  don’t be such a baby. i cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.  ’ ‘  i really only listen to german death reggae and halloween sound effects records from the 1950s.  ’ ‘  whenever she asks me for the latin names of any of our plants, i just give her the names of rappers.  ’ ‘  i once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks.  ’ ‘  i didn’t actually sell my last car, i just forgot where i parked it.  ’ ‘  i don’t know who al gore is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask.  ’ ‘  when they say 2% milk, i don’t know what they other 98% is.  ’ ‘  i’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days so i’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.  ’ ‘  upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me.  ’ ‘  since i am not a rabbit, no, i do not want a salad.  ’ ‘  you’re like an angel with no wings.  ’ ‘  oh my god you have to stop using the word ‘nipple.’  ’ ‘  you’re right, i know. i have to be a grown up... but it’s so hard!  ’ ‘  i was reading an encyclopedia and i tripped or ‘fell over’ and hit my head. or ‘brain helmet.’  ’ ‘  oh my god, your boobs are dead.  ’ ‘  i have a medical condition, alright! it’s called caring too much and it’s incurable!  ’ ‘  he put all my records into this rectangle! the songs just play one right after the other! this is an excellent rectangle!  ’ ‘  if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.  ’ ‘  guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.  ’ ‘  jogging is the worst. i mean, i know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost?  ’ ‘  i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.  ’ ‘  i know this and i love you.  ’ ‘  that’s too much responsibility. i gotta find a way out of this.  ’ ‘  you are a wonderful person. your friendship means a lot to me and you look very beautiful.  ’ ‘  i was kind of getting sick of listening to them talk about their relationship, but then i remembered that alcohol existed.  ’ ‘  i got stung once and i’m immune. go ahead and sting me, bees! it does nothing!  ’ ‘  i’m not afraid of cops! i have no reason to be. i never break any laws, ever... because i’m deathly afraid of cops.  ’ ‘  i’m fine. it’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and i’m always tired.  ’ ‘  there will be alcohol there, so i will go as well.  ’ ‘  i can’t go because i don’t want to.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna stay angry, i find that relaxes me!  ’ ‘  i don’t want to seem overdramatic, but i don’t really care what happens here.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna leave early and go home.  ’ ‘  if any of you need anything at all, too bad.  ’ ‘  you have never been neutral on anything in your life. you have an opinion on pockets.  ’ ‘  dance up on me!  ’ ‘  i have an idea, it’s very uncool. it’s not illegal, technically. but it is a dick move.  ’ ‘  one time my refrigerator stopped working. i didn’t know what to do. i just moved.  ’ ‘  you’re stupid and you’re drunk and you’re stupid.  ’ ‘  you don’t even know one thing. i didn’t even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and i didn’t even do it once.  ’ ‘  i’m like an elephant, okay? if i walk into a room, it’s like, ‘oh he’s in there.’  ’ ‘  bababooey.  ’ ‘  mac and cheese pizza?! you’re making that?!  ’ ‘  i was dying earlier today. and then i died. now i’m dead.  ’ ‘  the only thing i will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!  ’ ‘  i don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.  ’ ‘  i have been kind of tense lately. just thinking about the new star wars sequel.  ’ ‘  it does look sad. kind of. sorry for stepping on you, floor.  ’ ‘  if you rearrange the letters of peru, you can spell europe.  ’ ‘  you’re as guilty as you are sexy.  ’ ‘  this maze is like a maze.  ’ ‘  sometimes when i blow my nose, i get a boner. i don’t know why. it just happens.  ’ ‘  so i feel like you were mad at me yesterday and i don’t know why so i made a list of everything i did and i’m gonna try not to do any of them again.  ’ ‘  no, i’m not crying, okay? i’m allergic to jerks!  ’ ‘  i don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are... actually, it’s going to bug me if i don’t.  ’ ‘  with all due respect, you’re a major dick.  ’ ‘  the calzones... betrayed me?  ’ ‘  who hasn’t had gay thoughts?  ’ ‘  do you think a depressed person could make this? no!  ’ ‘  i like your energy. what do you say you and i ride go-karts later?  ’ ‘  three words: treat. yo. self.  ’ ‘  treat yo self. it’s the best day of the year!  ’ ‘  i’ll tell you what. here’s the deal. if you get fired, i’ll quit, and we’ll leave together. i’m serious! move to a new city, change our names... burn our fingertips off with acid... swap faces... if we have to.  ’ ‘  monsters don’t have souls? uh, have you seen monsters inc?  ’ ‘  i make my money the old fashioned way: i got run over by a lexus.  ’ ‘  i took this thing called ‘zapvigil’ which apparently is what israeli fighter pilots use to stay awake so... right now it looks like i’m talking to a giant crab. stay away from me crab!  ’ ‘  well, you suck at being polite, sir.  ’ ‘  at one point, for no reason, i just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.  ’ ‘  three, two, one, and my shift’s over... what the fuck is your problem?!  ’ ‘  math is worthless in real life. i mean, there’s an app for calculating tips. that’s all you need.  ’ ‘  your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely.  ’ ‘  just because i can’t go out with him, someone else can? wow.  ’ ‘  oh, this is bad. i should not have done this.  ’ ‘  she’s the worst person i’ve ever met. i want to travel the world with her.  ’ ‘  no, no, no, no. i’m not lonely. i have me.  ’ ‘  i love watching russian traffic accidents on youtube while i play children’s music at the wrong rpm.  ’ ‘  god, i am so annoyed that he would hypothetically do that.  ’ ‘  you beautiful, rule-breaking moth.  ’ ‘  you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby.  ’ ‘  you beautiful tropical fish.  ’ ‘  hope no one minds if i livetweet this bitch!  ’ ‘  i just want to hear the doctor say that he had a fart attack. is that too much to ask?  ’ ‘  the only things i like are dogs and sleeping late.  ’ ‘  it kind of sucks that i’m super broke and i want to buy you stuff and it’s embarrassing that i can’t.  ’ ‘  i don’t want anything. i just want to hang out with you.  ’ ‘  you’ve killed my spirit. my spirit’s blood is on your hands.  ’ ‘  i hate people.  ’ ‘  you can see the stars, which i hate. they’re creepy.  ’ ‘  i will kill you slowly with a giant syringe.  ’ ‘  what? i love garbage.  ’ ‘  i only tell the truth when it makes me sound like i’m lying.  ’ ‘  i want to be burned at the stake.  ’ ‘  i’m going to murder you a thousand times.  ’ ‘  people who buy things are suckers.  ’ ‘  this is 100% certified for realskis.  ’ ‘  well, if there’s anyone who can bring my parents together, it’s no one. no one can ever bring them together.  ’ ‘  getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do because every day you come home and you’re just like, ‘what? it’s you! i love you! you’re my sexy roommate. we love each other.’  ’ ‘  i am 100% certain that i am 0% sure of what i’m going to do.  ’ ‘  my anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours.  ’ ‘  maybe we should find the person who stole your positive attitude.  ’ ‘  scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. i believe i am that human being.  ’ ‘  messy is fun, okay? my whole life is a giant mess and i love it.  ’ ‘  friendship is better because friends help you move. they drive you to the airport. boyfriends just... love you and marry you.  ’ ‘  i hope you brought a change of clothes cause your eyes are about to piss tears.  ’ ‘  everything hurts and i’m dying.  ’ ‘  i need you to text me every 30 seconds saying everything’s gonna be okay.  ’ ‘  let me just say, from the bottom of my heart: my bad.  ’ ‘  there are no consequences to my actions anymore. i’m like a white, male u.s. senator.  ’ ‘  hey, are you busy? and writing star trek fan fiction does not count.  ’ ‘  what do we...? like, what do we do? like, what do we do? um, how- how do we- how...? how... how... how? what do we do?!  ’ ‘  oh, also, i have a little secret... i’m drunk.  ’ ‘  i do say the cutest stuff.  ’ ‘  i don’t want to cause a panic... news flash: we’re screwed!  ’ ‘  velvet slippies, cashmere socks, velvet pants, cashmere turtle. i’m a cashmere-velvet candy cane.  ’ ‘  you shut your mouth! you have all the strengths!  ’ ‘  never half-ass two things. whole-ass one thing.  ’ ‘  i’m a simple man. i like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.  ’ ‘  i guess i kind of hate most things, but i never really seem to hate you.  ’ ‘  time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. let’s go!  ’ ‘  i have no idea what i’m doing, but i know i’m doing it really, really well.  ’ ‘  ovaries before brovaries.  ’ ‘  sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot.  ’ ‘  i have never taken the high road, but i tell people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.  ’ ‘  just remember, every time you look up at the moon, i, too, will be looking at a moon. not the same moon, obviously. that’s impossible.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross.  ’ ‘  i love games that turn people against each other.  ’ ‘  i don’t care about that prize, but i’m gonna win because i want his happiness to go away.  ’ ‘  that is the coolest sentence i have ever heard somebody talk.  ’ ‘  i wanted to make fun of stupid people while i get drunk. my two true passions.  ’ ‘  i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself.  ’ ‘  if i could go back in time and cut your eyeballs out, i would.  ’
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joleanart · 7 years ago
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Your already OCs have me in tears :,) if you feel like it could you describe literally anything about any of them? If you don't want to it's alright. I'm 110% on board with these characters and I'd love to hear anything about them!!
oh so sorry for the tears ): and thank you for the love!! and for the hcs, ok!! let’s go:
genemo:
he’s the responsible one, as i said in my last post. he’s the ‘that doesn’t sound good’ guy. he’s close friends with puella - with all of them, but those two met each other before. also, he’s an excelent fighter. skilled and silent. he does it like it’s nothing, and he’s always helping the others out in their training sessions. after the group came together, he became super close friends with dienis, since he was the only one there who knew the altean sign language (aside from puella). genemo is a sword guy, while most alteans rather fight with spears etc. he’s also a great listener. when someone on the group is feeling down, he’s the first one to notice and to try to make that person feel better. - he was the first one of the group to die on the battle. he never surrended.
amata:
she’s a genius, tho she doesn’t really brag about it. she’s just a natural at everything she does and her dream is to travel around the galaxies some day and to be an alchemist, like her father. she admires honerva very much, always had. oh and - poor girl - she’s that kinda of person who loves animals and wants to get along with them, but just can’t. they won’t let her, for some reason. she stays on the lab with her technology and science, cause she belongs there, at the end. amata and virta are childhood friends, so they have the same sense of humor and sometimes they come up with little jokes that no one else understands. - she was the second one to die in the battle, when the galra asked for allura’s location and she didn’t tell them.
dienis:
he’s the cutest. literally. a cute tall child. he’s puella’s baby brother, and admires her very much. he’s very very very smart and skilled with a spear. allura loves training with him for that. also, he has the most gentle heart ever, it’s just nice to have him around. dienis is the tallest one on the group - puella is almost as tall as him, but still. he was born mute and everyone in the group who didn’t know the altean sign language, rushed to learn it as soon as they met him. allura thought that this is very important, and insisted that every altean should learn it too. this way, communication wouldn’t be a problem to anybody anymore. oh and dienis is very protective over his friends. truly a great guy to have in your life. - he was the third one to die, a little after hugging his sister in a goodbye, as she ran to protect coran and allura.
virta:
virta is a sunshine. she fiils the room with her laughter. and she loves to talk. when she’s too happy: talk. too nervous: talk. sad. angry. hungry, sleepy. !! she’s a talker. for that, she’s great with people. she’s the only person who’s good at public speeches and she actully enjoys it. allura even asked her for help once, when she needed to give a ‘princess speech’ at a meeting. virta is full of life and energy. she fights back, she loves to debate about stuff. she says that makes a person smarter. virta is also very loyal to her friends and the people she believes in. she encourage them and truly has faith in them. also, she doesn’t give up. - she died just a little after dienis. they were fighting side by side.
puella:
the oldest one in the group. she tries to be responsible sometimes (but hey, that’s why they have genemo)! she’s an adventurer. she loves traveling with allura on her diplomatic missions, as much as amata does. but unlike amata, she’s a animal expert. they love her and she loves them. she can ride any beast, and she can pilot anything. she has a huge stone collection and a weapons closet. mostly old ( -caham-, antique) spears and daggers. she’s a very skilled fighter, and unlike her friends who are specialized in one weapon, she is at all of them. just gifted! she loves her brother more than anything in the world it almost destroyed her to leave him behind in the battle. but she truly had no choice. - she was the last one to die. she stood alone, knowing everyone else was gone. but she needed to. for the princess, and for altea.
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