#the cousin i have yet to name becomes a painter rather then a socialite

[peachesancreams]

Socialite

ok but within normal Batman DC like

Martha is was a Kane, and Thomas was everyone's favorite not sugar baby

it still works even if you see Thomas as the Sicilian jersey man (give me this man in a wife beater smoking through a pack after surgery sayin' the other docs ain't shit[the misogynists'] pLZ)

why? cause I want the socialite older sister he never got to know due to his dads younger days (either an arranged marriage that ended in divorce or she just wanted nothing to do with him cause hes a not so great guy, either way)

like her mother was one(a socialite) and now she is a leading fashion icon for gotham, so what do you mean the skrunly lookin' guy held up by the wall with the bombshell of a wife is her half-brother???

yes ok cool hes a doctor and he runs circles around the mafia, why is he dressed like he is homeless

nothing wrong with homelessness, but the guy HAS money, loads of it. w h y.

flash a lil forward to when they have their two gremlins around the same time

now baby!brucie is a sweetheart, lil guy is a Certified Angel Baby. His autistic eyes are large, observant, and full of curiosity

meanwhile the cousin was a menace to all, first time she was released onto the manor she colored a old painting, the walls, and Bruce. then got him to join in a cookie heist.

only got caught cause of Alfreds 6th sense for cookie thieves (theyre the og adhd baby is what they tell dickie later)

(bruce asked to be colorful "wanna look like mama" his cousin also scribbled on their face for solidarity!)

[inspo for martha an thomas influenced by @bruciemilf]

[misscrawfords]

1937 London fake RPG canon list: The Aristocracy

Harold, Earl of Lampeter: Aristocrat PB: Jeremy Northam

Lord Lampeter is a well-respected Liberal peer and patron of the arts. As a young man he travelled widely in Europe, enjoying the culture of the Austro-Hungarian Empire at the end of the previous century in particular. It was while staying in Budapest that he met Ilona Kovacs, a bright and bohemian young poet from well-off merchant family. He fell passionately in love with her and she with him and, despite opposition from both sides, they married and returned to England. Moderate and quiet spoken in all views, he nowadays sits happily in the shadow of his wife, but when he does choose to speak out he is attended to. He prefers life in Wales, however, hunting and fishing, but hosts house parties and comes to London with a good grace to please his wife.

Ilona, Countess of Lampeter: Poet and Socialite PB: Olivia Williams

Ilona Kovacs was born in Budapest and was an artistic child in a family of non-religious Jewish merchants. Her particular passion and skill was for poetry and she was beginning to make a name for herself, having just published her first poem, when she met Harold. After a whirlwind romance, they married and Ilona returned with him to England. She has never been back to Hungary. In England, she swiftly became very popular – the brilliant, artistic, exotic countess. She continued to write poetry and made the Lampeters’ Welsh estate and London townhouse a centre for the arts and a safe haven for the intelligentsia and artistic community. Though she has not actively sought to conceal her Jewish identity, she has not embraced it either and it is only recently that she has begun to grow concerned for herself, her sons and, most importantly, the family she still has in Hungary.

Stephen, Viscount Tendring: Aristocrat PB: Aidan Turner

Eldest son and heir of Lord and Lady Lampeter, Stephen has grown up in a privileged existence. Rather inclined to take his comfortable life for granted and ignore those aspects of the world he doesn’t like, Stephen is nevertheless a clever, witty man with a satirical mind which can express itself meanly when unchecked. Taking after his mother in many ways, Stephen is good with words and music though he is a dilletante who has not yet found his true passion. He is an excellent pianist, decent singer, amateur composer and has several beginnings of novels lying round the place. Mostly, however, he enjoys a life of leisure, secure in his inheritance but without any wish to hurry responsibility along, drinking cocktails and dancing with pretty girls.

The Honourable Mr. Nathaniel Morgan: Aristocrat PB: Ben Whishaw

If Stephen takes after his mother, then Nathan certainly is more like his father. Just as clever as his brother, with a dry, self-deprecating wit, Nathan is a quieter fellow. He has been studying the Classics at Cambridge and has developed a particular interest in Greek philosophy. This has combined with a growing interest in his Hungarian and Jewish heritage and a profound anxiety over his own identity and place in the world. Unbeknownst to his family, he has begun to attend services at a Synagogue and is becoming increasingly involved in efforts to help Jews in Europe under threat from Hitler.

Miss Zsuzsanna “Lily” Klein: Painter PB: Phoebe Fox

Lily Klein is the nineteen year old daughter of a good friend of Lady Lampeter from her Budapest days and is a distant cousin. Growing anxiety about the political situation in Hungary and the status of Jews there has led Lily’s mother to send her off to England on an indefinite visit to Lady Lampeter. Lily has decent school girl’s English and is torn between interest and excitement about not just being in England but staying within the aristocracy – it’s a romantic dream come true – and confusion, culture shock and a deep worry about her family and what will become of her and them. Lily is naturally introverted and prone to overthinking things, and the language barrier doesn’t help, but she has a passion for art and considerable talent as a painter and a part of her hopes that England will give her the fresh start it gave to her cousin.

Masterpost

Part of a RPG canon list that I will never make. But I love the characters!