#the choices.... the dialogue.... the action......... they bodied that shit bro what the FUCK !!!!!!
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Limbus Maxxing
My live rambles on limbus company as I play (I like Mili so imma play for them).
Prologue rambles under the cut
TRUCK KUN?!
Ok Kaalaa Baunaa ass
Oh great so our name is Dante and we just made a pact with some unknown entities who are vaguely ominous and homosexual
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Faust: Wassup dawg ur now leader of the squad
MC: what squad??? WHO ARE YOU???
Faust: Not the people killing you
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OH GOD WHY DOES THE BATTLE MECHANIC LOOK SO SCARY-
Oh god I’m not understanding shit. Can’t wait to overlevel and just be op
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Panther: 0 stars on Yelp, shit theatre kid performance, will not be going back
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Ah yes a clock with a time gimmick very unexpected much wow very woah
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The CG art is so cool, fully how it’s different than the sprites
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MC is fr deciding trust purely off vibe checking people
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MC: why is everyone calling me Dante?
Faust: It’s your name
MC: Nuh uh
Faust, ignoring MC: You’ll get used to it
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Gregor: ay Buddy just to start off with, I’m not judging with anyone’s representation and what they decide to do with their head yk? Your body ur choice
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Mmm delicious immoral actions and expectations from a higher organization in control the group is forced to rely on. I eat it up every time. Constantine would thrive in this world
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Ishmael: All of your introductions are disappointing as hell. You do know this is us introducing ourselves to a superior right? We’re working right now.
Also Ishmael: I’m Ishmael
LIKE LMAOO????? All that and she also gives an informal introduction. Also the similarities in the way the intro cards treat Sinners and how Arcanists are treated in hit game Reverse 1999
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Heathcliff: Yeah I don’t care about trying to please you or fitting in (proceeds to give one of the only proper self introductions)
HELLOOOO???? If he gets angry we contact HR lmaoooo
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Ok Tsukasa move it on
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Ah yes, the token autistic member, I see you Hong Lu
Ignoring that lady-
Ah another autistic, this time one with an unfortunate but definitely gendered name. Love me a character who just wants to do their job then clock out
Oh ew Dante is French /silly
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MC: wow Meursault you’re really one of the polite people here :)
Meursault: This is the normal reaction for this situation
MC: :)
MC’s thoughts: Something’s deeply wrong with him.
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Outis going on this long chuunibiyou like rant to MC while they have no clue what’s going on still
Outis: I vow to serve you with unrivaled devotion, Executive Manager. My blade is yours to wield.
MC: here I thought you’d be one of the normal ones….
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MC: I mean I want my head back but eh….. eH
Vergilius: smh, I tell you to go to hell and you hesitate? Smh.
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Imagine losing ur head and memories and non-binary company takes you, dies, gets revived, and tells you to literally go to hell
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Faust: Ur strategy game is clearly shit so let me tell you how to improve
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Vergilius: enough useless chatter
No???? Knowing how to revive people is actually incredibly useful?? I need to know how to be doing that
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WE HAVE A FUCKING SANITY BAR??? NOOOOOOOOOOO
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Oh god the designated driver is a speed demon-
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Yeah Kagamine Rin, speak ur truth
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Vergilius is such an antiyapper. Get bro some noise cancelling headphones with the way he hates background dialogue
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Charon: Damn. A missed chance to run someone over.
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AYYYYYYY MILI SONGGG WRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Oh damn it really is a bus and not a train- though to be fair it is like the outer look of a train just compressed into one car
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so im late as FUCK with this bc i hate saying goodbye but im finally seeing a gameplay of telltale’s walking dead final season and BITCH................ HELLO??????
#the choices.... the dialogue.... the action......... they bodied that shit bro what the FUCK !!!!!!#AND THE GAYNESS!!!! THE LESBIANISM!!!!!! WE LOVE TO SEE IT BABY AJ IS THE BADDEST BITCH ON THEEEEE BLOCK#when he stood up to lilly and said bang? and then later unloaded a gd magazine on her?????? BROOOOOOOOOOO /GOD/#AJ SAID DON'T FUCK WITH ME BRO DO /NOT/ COME FOR CLEMENTINE!!!#and tht moment when he was saying he'd let her bite him so they could be together bc he didn't want to be alone :( babie mode....#this season jus.......... PHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW i am Sweating
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Things I’ve Said: Outlast 2 (Some Spoilers) with friends!....again.
The returning horror game series with my wonderful friends! Last time my post looked a little all over the place, I apologize, I forgot the bullets. This time there will be bullets and...........the guys get nicknames!!! There is Whiskey (always drinks whiskey), Goldilocks (it’s his hair), Doodle (he can do the doodle bob voice really well), Peaches (Doodle made a comment about how he always smells like peaches), Gramps (He’s grouchy), Scary Spice (He’s like a big bro to me and is really protective), Blue (Accidently poured blue paint on himself), and your humble blogger is lovingly named Baby Spice (why? cause I’m the youngest and must be protected }:( ). That way it’s a little less confusing (and the guys really wanted me to use our nicknames). We were a little drunk while playing this because we knew some fucked up stuff was going to happen so it took us a minute to finish it. For those that are curious I am not just doing Outlast, I am currently working through Prototype right now and will be finished with it soon. Now on with the show!!!
Me and friends:
Player/Real life actions:
Character dialogue:
Me: Has anyone actually played this game yet? *Lots of head shaking and no’s* Me: OOF boys big OOF.
Blue: Your only choices are run, hide, or die.............hm, sounds festive.
“I’m scared.” Me: Bitch meeee too.
Peaches: Red leather yellow leather. Red leather yellow leather. Red leather yellow yeat--FUCK.
Gramps: If there is going to be a lot of emphasis on religion in this game then I’m gonna need more alcohol. Me: Yeah. Hey, aren’t you catholic? *takes a shot and slams the glass* Gramps: YEP
Whiskey: Holy shit! He talks!
Me: Woman’s comfort? What the fuck does that even...........oh there are people in the grass. People with glowy eyes. Nope no thank you.
*Reads another letter.* Doodle: What the fuck is going on with the women in this town?!
Me: Fucking bird.
Scary Spice: That bitch is uuuuugly!
Blake: “God wants me dead.....Okay.” Me and Goldilocks: Saaaaaamme.
Gramps: These people worship this fat bastard?
All the guys: Period. Me: Fuck you guys.
Me: WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?!?!?!
Blue: Oh, buddy it can get a lot worse. Whiskey: Why do people say that anyway? You’re just asking for it to get worse. Peaches: It’s man’s way of trying to understand and cope with the unnatural order of life’s cruel fate. Me: I was gonna say cause y’all think it’s funny to tempt karma but that’ll work.
Me: Hey there fella, come hide down in my cellar. You’ll be alright........maybe.
Gramp: Oh great first children of the corn, now fucking men of the corn. Me: Yeah, but at least you could fix the children. Can’t really do anything here. Gramps: If Blake wasn’t such a pussy, I’d be fighting everyone. These hands are rated E. Goldilocks: E? Gramps: E for everyone.
Me: I really like the stars in this game. They’re very beautiful. Scary Spice: You are too innocent for this game.
Blake: “A teacher once told me that the music of birds was proof that God exists and loves us.” Gramps: Fuck, I need a drink. Peaches: Why? You have been drinking. Gramps: I’ve heard that same shit before.
Me: Ah! Tentacle monster! Doodle: Wouldn’t surprise me if there was hentai in this game.
Goldilocks: Baby Spice, for the sake of our drunken hearts, fucking run! You are begin chased!!!!
*Comes across the woman on a bed.* Scary Spice: This is so fucked.
Me: By dawn? That’s not how pregnancy works.
Peaches: Guys, I’m confused. I thought Val was a female. But fatty- Me: That’s not fatty. He is fat bastard, we’ve discussed this. Peaches: My bad, didn’t mean to disrespect fatty. Anyway, fat bastard just called Val a male. So which is it? Blue: Surprise, fucked up religious town is actually very progressive.
Gramps: Yay, back in the corn.
*Lockers burst open and all of us jump* Blue: Why the fuck aren’t we jumping at dead bodies and other legitiment things. Why lockers and birds? Peaches: One, we’re drunk. Two, as sad as this might be, we may be use to the bodies. *And not two minutes later the monster jumps out and makes us all scream.* Peaches: Are you fucking happy?!?!?
Me: I’d like to solve the puzzle now. Doodle: Go ahead. Me: Is it strangle? Doodle: That is correct!
Scary Spice: Dude, I really don’t think bandages are gonna help. You know you have bones in your hand right? 100% you wouldn’t be able to use your hands. Me: Videogame logic. Gotta love it.
Doodle: Congrats guys! We are officially half way through the game! Everyone else: Fuuuuuuucckkk!!!!
*Tounge/tentacle comes out of the phone* Doodle: See! See! Hentai!
Whiskey: Why hasn’t someone drop kicked that little fucker yet?
Gramps: *Humming Row Row Row Your Boat*
*Listening to Blake rant about the ‘christians’ and heretics* Me: I’m so glad he has a moment to discuss the obvious, just in case we haven’t been paying attention. Blue: What a guy.
Scary Spice: It’s rainin’ blood! Everyone else: Hallelujah! It’s rainin’ blood. Scary Spice: You guys complete me.
*Val appears.* Whiskey: I’m gonna throw up.
*Finally reaches Lynn but get caught by Val and then it blinks to a memory.* Me: What the fuck just happened? I’m lost. Goldilocks: Same. Gramps look it up. Scary Spice: I already did. By the way Val is trans. Me: Good for them. Peaches: Well? *Scary Spice explains what happens to us and we are all in shock and disgust.* Doodle: NO MEANS FUCKING NO!
Me and Doodle: PREGANANANT! Me: Also again, not how pregnancy works.
Blue: Be careful he says. I’ll help you down he says. Fucking drops her.
*Everyone at this point is very concerned for Lynn and is begging Blake to carry her.*
*Watching the birth scene* Everyone: EEEEEWWWWwwww.
Me: Shut the fuck up you fat bastard, it’s a baby. Take one step toward Blake or the baby and I’ll jump into this game and cut you. Scary Spice: Preach.
Goldilocks: Guys I don’t think that’s the sun.
Doodle: Did we die? Me: Yeah dude. We died. Doodle: Well that fucking sucks.
And that is the end. Now, I’m sure as some of you know in 2021 we will be getting another Outlast so the boys and I will be playing that whenever it comes out (no matter how terrifying and gruesome). For this post I was able to get a better tally because my dearest friend *coughGrampscough* got me one of those counting clickers for my B-day! Jokes on him, he got to hear that clicking the whole time. So ladies and gents, the most accurate tally for this game is (the tally is this because of the amount of voices we would randomly hear or we would say it to one another):
STFU: 579
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My Thoughts on the Logan Paul Controversy
WARNING: The following post contains descriptions of the graphic material that was recorded on Logan’s most recent vlog, which was thankfully taken down. It also consists of opinions on his and Jake’s unforgivable actions prior to this incident, as well as cursing and the possibility of some heated rage, in which I would like to apologize for in advance. If I also come off as rude in some aspects, then I’m sorry for that too. No one ever thought 2018 was going to start off like this and leave them with intense fury over it. I would also like to apologize if the topics of depression, mental illnesses, and suicide upsets or triggers anyone who is reading this. That is not my intention whatsoever. This is my overall opinion on a very controversial issue and I don’t mean to upset or trigger anyone in doing so. With all that said and done, reader discretion is advised.
Okay, I never talk about them, but because of what recently happened, I want to quickly address the elephant in the room: I hate Jake and Logan Paul. Actually, “hate” is not the right word to describe them; how about “loathe?” Maybe “despise?” “Spite?” “Resent?” Whatever the word choice is, the two are both terrible celebrities together and individually for a variety of reasons.
As you already know, both Jake and Logan achieved their fame back in 2013 when Vine was around, achieving 5.3 million and 3.1 million followers respective by the time of its shutdown. When they switched over to YouTube on November and September of 2016 accordingly, it all went downhill from then on. In general, they spew diss tracks at each other, churn out frantic videos in order to gain viewership and consume free online content, and sell merchandise from their clothing lines instead of being TV actors. The only problem is kids between the ages of 8 and 15 aren’t necessarily part of America’s economy, so combining their focus on this specific demographic with their insatiable thirst for fame and greed, it’s basically a lose-lose situation for them. But that’s not all I have to say about them because looking at them individually, they have their own brand of problematic behaviors and content.
In Jake’s case, he endured the most controversy because he’s been exposed as nothing but an annoying douchebag who did the following: made racist remarks on his minor characters in his videos, accused of emotionally abusing and manipulating his ex-girlfriend Alissa Violet, cyberbullied and brought down people online, constantly disrupted his peaceful neighborhood and his neighbors with his stunts and pranks, delivered pop culture phrases in an obnoxious manner during an interview that came off as—how the kids describe stuff nowadays—“cringey.” Not to mention his atrocious music video for his song “It’s Everyday Bro” dealt some serious damage to his career by receiving over 3 million dislikes on YouTube. He even got fired from Disney mid-season of Bizaardvark on July 24 for acting like his fame gives him the freedom for doing whatever the fuck he wants. What grinds my gears about him is he made all these apology videos and keeps claiming that he’s changed and moved on, but there is strong evidence that proves otherwise.
As for Logan, he has managed to escape controversy up until now by having roles on films and TV shows like Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Weird Loners, Airplane Mode, the YouTube Red film The Thinning, and in the upcoming movie Valley Girl, taking part in a partnership with Dwayne Johnson, and opening his own brand called Maverick. Heck, his diss song, “The Fall of Jake Paul,” had managed to gather better reception from his fans, scoring only 173,000 dislikes, which is far less than the 3 million dislikes from “It’s Everyday Bro,” because of the actual effort put into it and the massive controversy Jake currently has. Of course, it still doesn’t change the fact that he is still a horrible person when you consider the info above, and his newest vlog helps showcase it. Without further ado, it’s time for me to stop talking about the past and focus on the present… and boy, do I have a lot to say about this.
For those of you who not aware or are just hearing about this, allow me to explain what exactly happened; however, I am generously giving you the choice to skip this because what I am about to describe may make you feel uncomfortable. For those of you brave enough to read the issue, please keep scrolling.
Earlier this week, on New Year’s Eve, Logan and three of his friends were traveling in Japan when they stumbled upon Aokigahara, which is best known as the country’s “Suicide Forest.” They all ended up going in the forest when they discovered the corpse of a man who hung himself, one of the most common methods suicide victims use to kill themselves in there. One of the friends was feeling uneasy about what they were witnessing, and despite his seriousness, Logan laughed it off and soon referred to it as “a moment in YouTube history,” only for him to get one hell of a reality check. As of now, so many people via YouTube and Twitter have reacted in absolute anger and/or disgust at what he had done and have been calling out on it, including Robyn from Anime America, Joey the Anime Man, Gaijin Goombah, Lost Pause, Game Theory, Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul, Game of Throne’s Sophie Turner, JackSepticEye, Stefan Karl, and even PewDiePie of all people. The immense amount of backlash had gotten to a point where he deleted the video and posted two apologies, one each on Twitter and YouTube. I will get to those later, but for right now, let me give my input on this.
First off, let’s break down the group’s reaction. Since the video was removed, I was able to find snippets of their dialogue from it thanks to CNN, which can be found here.
Logan: This is a first for me. This literally probably just happened.
Friend: I don’t feel good.
Logan: What, you never stand next to a dead guy?
Friend: No.
Logan: *laughs* It was gonna be a joke. This was all a joke. Why did it become so real?
Friend: Depression and mental illnesses is not a joke. We came here with the intent to focus on the haunted aspect of the forest. This just became very real.
Oh, boy. Where do I even begin with this? Logan, your friend is absolutely right. Depression and mental illnesses are not jokes, let alone FUCKING suicide! This was his first time seeing an actual dead body with his own two eyes and you laughed it off like it was nothing! For all we know, this could’ve been your first time seeing like this too, but why the fuck would you joke around like that if you were originally planning to explore the Suicide Forest’s haunted atmosphere?! It completely depletes the initial intent of your plans for your vlog all because of your “humor” in this! On a side note, whoever his friend is, can we please give him a round of applause for having the knowledge to understand what is and isn’t a joke? Because at least he gets the situation they were in.
And that brings me to another point I want to bring out: why he was joking around with what he saw. After they all ran out of the forest and into the parking lot, Logan said this that really caught my attention:
Logan: “…the smiling and laughing… is not a portrayal of how I feel about the circumstances. Everyone copes with shit differently… I cope with things with humor.”
WHAT?!
I’m sorry, but no! That is utter bullshit! Using humor to cope with something such as fear is fine, but using it to deal with the fact you stumbled across a REAL corpse?! That’s crossing the line! It helps illustrate that what you did was inhumanely wrong, and you know what?! The backlash proves it! When it became known to the public with around 6.5 million views, the viewers were repulsed by what you did! You showed them, from fans and people who don’t like to YouTubers, celebrities, and the media, that you have zero respect for the suicide victims through your insensitivity and voyeurism of this seriously important subject!
Not even your “Viewer Discretion is Advised” banter helped prevent this from happening, which leads me to readdressing your target demographic! For all we know, there could have been little children watching this and they would have either been scared that they saw the same hanging corpse or influenced negatively as shown by this tweet below!
“The other day my 7 year old sister showed me logan pauls video on the dead body and i was disgusted and told her to turn it off.My sister is 7 YEARS OLD and loves and watches logan paul all the time. later we went outside to do painting and she painted a hanging man in a forest” — Aoife Dormer (@aoife_dorma)
If anything, you could have emphasized your warning on how there are graphic material that are not suitable for children/minors, replaced “Advised” with “Recommended,” and made the video 18+ so that they would’ve been unable to watch it! Even so, it still didn’t change the fact it broke one of YouTube’s policy: prohibiting the depiction of violent, gory, or graphic material in a shocking, sensational, or disrespectful manner unless the footage is used for educational or documentary-based purposes. I’m not gonna touch upon how the staff aren’t pressing this forward or why they didn’t react sooner, but I digress. In my opinion, not changing the rating of your vlog—and having it violate a YouTube policy regardless—was part of a completely careless move on your part.
Oh, and this doesn’t end there; this actually leads into my next point: the apologies and the aftermath.
In the midst of the swift outcry of the enraged public, Logan deleted the video and tweeted an apology on New Year’s Day at exactly 10 PM about what he posted, but instead of taming the flame, it made things worse… and I can easily tell why. Much like the last remark, this one contradicts what he says.
“I didn't do it for views. I get views. I did it because I thought I could make a positive ripple on the internet, not cause a monsoon of negativity. I intended to raise awareness for suicide and suicide prevention and while I thought, 'if this video saves just ONE life, it'll be worth it,' I was misguided by shock and awe, as portrayed in the video.”
Dear God, there is a shit ton wrong with this tone-deaf apology it makes me want to scream! What pisses me off the most is his claim and there is strong proof in not only this tweet but also in my thoughts on the vlog that highlights how that is bullshit as well!
You should’ve thought about your actions ahead of time! You were given multiple choices on what to do when you and your friends encountered the hanging dead body in Aokigahara: “Should I keep this vlog?” “How should I feel about or respond to this?” “Should I edit it out or leave it in?” “How will everyone else react?” At the end of the day, you chose the wrong choices and it resulted in heated negative consequences.
You were NOT raising awareness for suicide prevention, which is the main reason why this tweet makes me livid! The vlog proves you laughed at what you saw and cracked jokes about it, despite your friend’s input on this unsettling discovery! A lot of people, even YouTube, agree that the material was shocking for the viewers, you sensationalized at said material, and you were outright disrespectful about it by treating suicide like a fucking joke through your “coping mechanism!”
You were not “misguided;” basically, this third reason ties in with the second one.
Because of this, an insane amount of criticism was unleashed, with Sophie calling Logan “an idiot,” his claim “mocking,” and his apology “self-praising,” Aaron referring to him as “pure trash” who can “go rot in hell,” and surprisingly Rebecca Black stating that how someone with “such power and influence could intensify “an entire family’s grief beyond measure.” And guess what? She is right! One of the people calling out on him was Anna Akana, who and her brother both had to deal with the loss of her sister after she committed suicide! Not only that, but there are also people struggling with depression and have contemplated suicide, especially in Japan, who are infuriated and sickened by what they watched/heard because they knew what he did was an epitome of bad publicity... No, “bad” isn’t the best way to describe this; what they discovered was appalling publicity! It’s even worse when you realize publicity is one of the main contributors to suicide contagion, especially when a young age group is exposed to it! Given Logan’s fanbase mainly consists of children and young teenagers, that vlog was a repulsive influence on them and would most likely worsen suicide contagion despite it being removed from YouTube, which reiterates Aoife’s tweet about her younger sister painting a lynched man! The damage has already been dealt and it pisses me off so much that he would influence minors like that!
And that is just the tip of the iceberg because he posted a longer apology video on YouTube the next night amid the rampaging counteraction. Did it do anything to at least settle this dispute? Let’s find out.
“I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment and I don't expect to be forgiven. I'm simply here to apologize. So what we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned and the reactions you saw on tape were raw and they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down, stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't and for that from the bottom of my heart I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet, I want to apologize to anyone who has seen the video, I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness or depression or suicide but most importantly I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't, they don't deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive. In the world I live in I share most everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don't expect to be forgiven. I'm just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.”
*frustrated sigh* Oh, dear Lord. There is a reason why posted the transcript of his apology than share the video itself, which I’ll get to after I give my two cents on this. ...Ever since last night, I had a difficult time trying to find a way to reply to this. I read a couple articles saying the video was emotional and somber because of how he was on the brink of tears and it left me at a point of uncertainty; I kept asking myself if he really does deserve to be forgiven or not, but after seeing other posts and getting an update on his newest video, it snapped me out of my state and told me that forgiving Logan would mean defending him, just like his fans... and there was no way in hell I would succumb to a level as low them supporting him. So with my spark reignited, it’s time for me to break this shit down once again!
Logan, let me start this bit off by saying this: it is far too late for you to apologize. What you did was irredeemable, vulgar, disgraceful, and plain rude of you to not only those suffering from depression, mental illnesses, or suicidal issues, but to the entire country of Japan. During your trip, you behaved immaturely by making a complete racist jackass out of yourself in front of foreign tourists/residents while wearing a kimono and made a complete fool out of Americans and Westerners, but your vlog on New Year’s Eve took it too far! You desecrated a corpse, went through him to see if he had any of his belongings with him, laughed and joked about it, and showed no remorse or empathy about what you and your friends came across! Because of you, Japan is now coated in anger; you made them hesitant on us being part of the 2020 Olympics, Tokyo tweeted at you to get out, and you’re now denounced by the Japanese Suicide Prevention Group all because you ridiculed their strict laws and significant efforts into helping lower suicide rates and gave a giant middle finger to country in general by treating it like it’s a fucking playground! What you did was an act of pity because of the imminent backlash and I will never. Forgive. You.
That’s not all; as it turns out, even though Logan clearly said he doesn’t expect forgiveness, his fanbase—like I’m gonna call them by their referred fandom name—still forgave him because they believe “he didn’t mean it” and even had the audacity to attack a Japanese vlogger named Reina Scully in a racist manner all because she criticized his Suicide Forest vlog. ...Okay, first: WHAT?! Second: THE FUCK?! Like before, I apologize for suddenly snapping, but that’s NOT how you defend someone! You do not make harass the harasser by sending them racist remarks, let alone telling her and the Japanese to kill themselves! That is just sick and inhumane! No wonder people are telling others to stop supporting the Paul brothers; their fans are worse than the commonly known bad fandoms! *sigh* Well, at least it was best of me to not apologize to Logan because there was no way I was going to stoop as low as them. It was also perfect timing on my part because I recently discovered on that his apology video was monetized; in other words, he made thousands of dollars off of it...
Holy fuck! This is all kinds of despicable and messed up! Making between $8.5K and $68.1K off of a simple apology?! Now I am so glad I ultimately kept to my opinions about this sicko instead of accepting him like his other fans because this is one of the many examples of being greedy and money-hungry.
Because of this, people immediately took to Twitter to repeatedly slam him until it was promptly demonetized. Shortly thereafter, conflicts began to surface regarding YouTube; a petition opened up calling for Logan to be banned from the site (which now has over 130K signatures) and many are giving the website and its staff flack for being hypocritical of the way they review the content of videos. To be honest, I don’t blame them. Although I’m glad they commented on the issue, it obviously wasn’t enough. What used to be a site that got its start from cat videos has become its own economy with terrible decisions they’ve made, from the Fair Use dilemma to labeling LGBT+ videos as “mature content.” Seeing how significant the past few days has become, they really need to wake up, get their humungous sticks out of their asses, and actually contribute than just simply stating what rule Logan violated. Regardless, with all of these factors combined into one, it is easily safe to say this second apology was typically a clear bust.
And what does Logan do now that both apologies were shown to be practically useless? He announces his hiatus last night on Twitter, stating he is “taking time to reflect.” Of course, and not surprisingly, there is a long thread which consists of a division between his effortlessly influenced fandom of youngsters and those who despise him for what he has done, both over the years and on New Year’s Eve.
...I’m done. I’m fucking done. I’m not dealing with this shit anymore. Everything about this is wrong and I am certain I am going to get a headache out of this. I don’t care if he is “reflecting;” knowing him, he is still going to be the same idiotic frat “celebrity” that he is, especially when Maverick Apparel came forward today to say they lost $4 million in profit because of him… and Jake dissed in him in one of the most inappropriate ways ever. Ugh!… Can this nightmare end already?! I swear, it keeps finding ways to make me want to continue this rant! Well, guess what? Not. Anymore. I am concluding this right now and I don’t care what will happen to these two sickos in the near future.
*sigh* Well, to wrap things up, Logan is nothing but a stupid, inane, thick-skinned, money-hungry, thoughtless jackass who only cares about getting richer and, much like Jake, using his fame to do whatever the fuck he wants because he believes there is no such thing as “bad publicity…” until now, that is. He may have been able to dodge controversy in the past, but thanks to his obnoxious, immature personality, he has made him a danger to three important fields after his trip to Japan; he has demonstrated how much of an inadequate influence he is to juveniles countless times in the past and has managed to do so once again with his now-deleted vlog, he has made the entire Japanese country hate him for even stepping foot on their cherished land, and he has sparked yet another battle against YouTube’s policies and regulations.
Logan, I’m going to say this once and only once: it is your fault you showed Japan just how disgustingly inhumane you are by not only fucking around with their cherished laws, traditions, culture, history, and landscape. It is your fault for recording the footage of the corpse, laughing and joking about it, and not giving a single shit about suicide, depression, and mental illnesses. It is your fault you unleashed hell on earth that pitted most of the social media users against you. It is your fault for creating your half-hearted apology tweet and your equally monetized apology video that only added fuel to the fire. It is your fault Japan hates you for treating them poorly. It is your fault you’re now facing serious consequences after showing the world what you did in front of that dead man. It is your fault for ending 2017 and starting 2018 on abysmal notes. I hope your multi-millionaire empire crumbles by having the YT staff banning your vlog channel. I hope the actions you—and Jake—have illustrated over the years and the consequences you face will deal more major blows to your precious careers.
To everyone reading this, I want to say I am genuinely sorry that you saw that vlog or heard what has been going on. I am even sorry at myself for subjecting myself to this horror of learning who the Paul brothers are just to get this rant out of the way. They have a horrible sense of humor and none of the stuff they do is funny, let alone how serious suicide is.
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My full crazy review of Beyond the Wall
WARNING! I’m going to be ripping into this episode. If you can’t take criticism of the show this is not the review for you. You have been warned. Also, sorry for any typos. I was pissed when I wrote this.
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So, we start off with the most pointless five seconds of table top action then cut straight to beyond the wall were our not so intelligent heroes (I thought this was stupid from the beginning. At least take an army or some shit. What were you guys expecting? A walk in a fronze park) wander through the frozen wasteland in search of wights.
Now, I can actually say that I enjoyed some of the dialogue in this scene. That being said, there is a very stupid piece of dialogue in this that made me facepalms so hard it left a mark. But that's later. Next we get a great sense between Arya and Sansa talking about Ned. I really liked the talk about Ned. I even teared up a little. Until, of course, Arya decides to go full crazy and ruins it with a level of stupidity that legit gave me a headache.
I don't care how cool an assassin is. When they are acting this stupid and their motivations and emotions are this fucking easy to manipulate and change, that idiot does not deserve my respect. Arya is utterly insane and intolerable this season. She's a bully, she's a psycho and I'm pretty much done with her which is a pity because she used to be one of my favorites "I'm going to forgive these rando Lannister soldiers because they have families and stuff. But the sister I saw screaming, crying and begging for my father's life? Nope. She's a traitor. Fuck Sansa." - Arya, season 7. Hypocrite... Fuck you, Arya.
Now we are back beyond the wall and Tormund and the Hound give the best set of dialogue in the whole episode. I love their talk together. Especially the talk about Brienne. I will ship Tormund and Brienne forever and hope that they have awesome giant ginger badass babies together. Sadly, that's when it turns from my favorite piece of dialogue to my least favorite. "You don't look much like him. Your father." - Beric Dondarrion, Episode 6, beyond the wall. That's TOTALLY why they believed he was Ned's bastard forever without question and TOTALLY why Cat couldn't even look at him without getting pissed. Totally. Makes perfect sense. -sarcasm- After this we get a scene with "The most morale man in the universe" and Dany. Nothing really to complain about beyond Tyrion hypocrisy again.
"You don't want to be the queen of the ashes," Tyrion, season 6-7 "If anything happens to you we burn King's Landing to the ground." Tyrion, season 7 episode 6 "if we want to create a better world I don't think deceit and mass murder is the right way." - 10 seconds later. I did kind of enjoy the "he's too short" line though. I laughed a little. Such bad dialogue. I can't even. I do agree that burning the Tarlys was necessary in that situation and that Tyrion is right and she needs to start thinking like her enemies more so I'll give them a bit of credit for mentioning those at least. Otherwise it's just pointless bickering again.
Back beyond the wall and all of the sudden unimpressive jump scare bear! Has GoT really sunk so low that they need to use that boring horror trope? Yup. Looks like it. I felt like I was watching the Revenant again only you could actually see what was happening in that movie. Not so much here. That's not the only with this scene though. After the first red shirt goes down, Thoros of My gets attacked by the bear before it gets taken out finally. That bear mails the hell out of his arm and all Beric needs to do is use his flaming sword to burn it shut and it's just fine. Thoros gets pulled up like it ain't nothing and he's walking around like it's a flesh wound. All searing does is close the wound. Thoros would be in agony but this is only shown when he's being THROWN ABOUT BY THE POLAR BEAR. Why is he all of the sudden just fine!? Jesus fucking Christ D&D. How stupid do you think we are? How much crap do you think we are going to take before we feel like our intelligence is being insulted? Anyways, back at Winterfell Sansa and Petyr are talking. It's a pretty legit talk but I'm wondering why Sansa is doing it with Petyr. All season she's been treating him like he doesn't matter and now she's giving him an opening for his bullshit. At least he's trying to be intelligent about it this time, choosing the supportive route rather than the "they are the enemy" bullshit. It's clever manipulate in a way. Good on you mate. You aren't a complete waste of screen time anymore.
And beyond the wall again with the fellowship of the wight (ugh...)! Thoros backstory. I approve. But then the wights come in and an epic battle starts! Or not... The White Walker commander gets killed and most of them crumble except for one. Well, isn't that strangely convenient and very lame? Why, yes. Yes it is. And trust me. That's not the only problem I have in relation to the wights and white walkers this episode. I am not impressed or intimidated at all and that's a HUGE problem. So, they catch themselves a wight and tie it up. Cool. Whatever. You have what you need. But Snow hears something coming and sends Gendry off to... Send a letter to Daenarys? -headdesks and shakes head- Are you serious? Seriously. Are you fucking serious? Why the fuck would you send Gendry for Dany? Daenerys is on the other fucking side of the world and you have no fucking clue if she will come or not!! Do you know how long it would take a Raven to reach her in Dragonstone? Days! Fucking day! Why didn't you just have Gendry go get the Wildlings at eastwatch? Oh, I know why. Because that would be the smart thing to do and the story doesn't need to be smart anymore. Just awesome as will be proven in further rants down the line in this review. So, they start running (in the complete opposite direction from Gendry mind you) and come up upon a frozen lake. This is about the time when things go full stupid. So, they are on the lake and it's cracking. This already doesn't makes sense to me. It's been winter for how long and that lake hasn't completely frozen over? With White walkers walking around? I highly doubt it especially with the White Walker walking around in that area. But whatever it's your lake. Do whatever the hell you want with it.
So, they run across the lake to a rock thing in the middle of it and the ice breaks under the weight of the wights after a bunch of the tackle a red shirt. Because that totally makes sense. You'd think the weight would be enough but nope. It took a tackle. Now they are surrounded on all sides. Whatever shall they do!? But don't worry! Because Gendry is here to save the day and gets the message to Dany like really stupid fast. Magical raven are a go! I repeat! Magical teleporting Ravens are a go! We are still with the idiots beyond the wall after this Gendry scene (to my great displeasure) They wake up to find the wights still waiting on the edge of the broken part of the lack and they quickly learn that Thoros is dead as a doorbell. Now from this scene we quickly learn that wights can't swim and that they are on ice. The smart thing to do would have clearly been to shove the body in the water. What do they do instead? They burn the body using Beric's sword. It doesn't seem very practical but I'll give them a little break because at least they'll freeze a little slower. I'm still wondering why the White Walkers didn't just make a bridge to them in the night though. It's a known fact that they can freeze shit and make shit out of ice. I guess they thought it was just funner to stand around. It's not like they could have known Dany was coming but they were sure as fuck prepare for that shit. Ain't that ironic? Anyways, I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's get back on track.
Anyways, so they burn Thoros, Beric points out the obvious and then we are back in Winterfell again. This actually starts with a scene I like. Sansa gets a letter from King's Landing requesting a envoy from the North and she goes to Brienne knowing she can't go. This is literally the smartest thing Sansa could have done. Brienne is the most loyal and honorable person surrounding her current. Sansa has faith that Brienne will do will and I one hundred percent agree with this. On top of that this is more proof of how strong she has become as a character. Brienne is the only one that would defend her if Arya does decide to be a petty bitch and does let everything go to shit. This is a great sacrifice and choice for Sansa and I respect the shit out of it. All the way over in Dragonstone the letter reaches Dany and she decides to fly after the idiots of the wight. But of course the most moral man in the universe has to get his tearful two cents in and he's making more sense then anyone else at this very moment. But naturally Dany the hot head doesn't listen to the wise dwarf and takes the utterly pointless flight that she'll soon regret cause lurve! I actually like Tyrion's part in this but the whole situation is just so dumb. Anyways, back beyond the wall the Hound is throwing rocks at the wights. A funny scene. But then my boy misses and hits froze water and it skitters across the ice. The lack if froze and the wights start charging as slow as inhumanly possible (D&D: it makes total sense! I promise!). Seriously. They should have been over ran based on Hardholme but nope. The dudes gotta live.
Things are moving fast. Bros are taking on dead bros in every direction. The last red shirt falls off the rock thing and gets torn apart by wights. Tormund gets over ran but he's fine because he's a red shirt. Jorah is using tiny little daggers to stab at wights and somehow doesn't die. Jon stands behind them, the only one watching their back, as the horde rushes them from behind. Then the dragons and Dany come swooping in as they are about to get completely over run. All three dragons are blowing fire everywhere and the ice doesn't melt. Yay magical ice now! Dany starts pulling bros on Drogon's back but instead of following suit Jon stupidly charges more wights for no reason at all. While this is all going on the night king very slowly picks up his spear and aims it at the smallest dragon even though Drogon is on the ground much closer. With awesome super strength we didn't know he had he Spears the dragon and the ice is suddenly not magical anymore and breaks beneath him. The dragon dies and sinks beneath the ice into it watery grave. Poor Viserion and stupid NK. As the NK pulls out another spear, Jon does not run to the dragon and jump on real fast. Instead he shouts for Dany to go. Reluctant she does and manages to swerve out of the way of a spear neither her or Drogon knew were coming (Go watch the scene again. They were both looking straight ahead.) They escape but Jon falls into ice and dies from shock and drowning. No wait. That's wrong. My bad. He miraculously survives and pulls himself out of the freezing water. Only to be saved by Benjen ex Machina who just happened to be in town because plot demands it. Benjen gives Jon his horse and sacrifices himself pointless (that is a undead horse. It can carry two people no problem) because we need to end his character somehow.
He gets back to the wall (still alive somehow) and Dany is waiting there because she's in lurve. The watch take care of Jon at Eastwatch (because even gods get hypothermia). This is also where Dany learns that Jon really was stabbed in the heart and takes it pretty well when she realizes she's in love with a corpse. Finally we cut back to Winterfell for more stupi-... I mean, great Arya/Sansa time! Sansa decides to take matters into her own hands and tries to find the letter in Arya's room. Instead she finds the lamest plastic looking faces ever in a bag underneath Arya's bed. Sansa is rightfully freaked out. When did her sister become a mummer!? That's no job for a lady! But of course Arya finds her and goes full psycho again. I'm pretty much done with Arya's shit by this point... I hope she grows a brain soon or this is her own trick on Littlefinger because this is fucking stupid. Now Jon and Dany are in a ship sailing off to King's landing or whatever (I kinda stopped caring at this point). They have a moment, Jon verbally bends the knee and we cut back to the wights pulling on four enormous chains that seem to be attached to something in the water. But wait... Where did they get the chains? How did it get attached to whatever's in the water? This is a question that will never be answered. Why? Because it's cool. Cool things don't need answer. Answers are for suckers. Just shut up and enjoy the bullshit (says David and Dan and half the world who can't take criticism).
So, they pull up whatever's in the water and it's Viserion. No surprise there. Just surprised they did it the hard way. The NK can raise his hands and bring the dead back to life so this scene was pointless and stupid. Would have been cooler to see the NK just raise his hands and the dragon burst out of the lack but we aren't allowed sensible cool things anymore. Just the stupid shit. Anyways. That's my review. Like it. Hate it. Whatever. These are my honest feeling and I'm tired of hoping for something better and kissing D&D's asses. If they give me a shiny shit I'm going to call them out on it. I'm done.
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