#the caveman HE'S THE SHERIFF

[kirstythejetblackgoldfish]

When your younger sister played a Scooby-Doo ghost and really swooced right onto the stage

[sketchysspace]

Dark Sun: "I don't want power. If I wanted power, I would have gone around absorbing star power from every dimension..."

I. Isn't that what he's BEEN doing tho, according to Lord Eclipse??? Hell, he even went to L.Eclipse himself to drain his star and kill him.

So either

1.) he's lying (again) and building up power within him or charging up his transdimensional star (most likely option imo)

2.) Absorbing star power for a cause unrelated to being all powerful (for what though? Turning it into negative star power for smth??? Idk mann)

OR

3.) There's two Dark Suns???? 😭 which wouldn't make sense to me but yk. Not out of the question. don't take this theory seriously lmao

[spyglassrealms]

It's that time of year again.

[troupe-of-eldritch-horrors]

I am high as a kite right now, Jack ..But lemme tell ya am i glad he's frozen in there and we're out here and he's the sheriff and we're frozen out here and we're in there..i just remembered...we're out here. What i wanna know is where's the caveman? /j /ref

Jack: . . .

Jack: Are you okay?? Do you need an ambulance??

[dylweedwastaken]

Man, am I glad that he's in there and that we're out here and that we're the sheriff and we're out here, and I just remembered that he's the caveman and that he's the sheriff and that hes frozen out here. What I wanna know is where is here?

[superbowlsunday]

Do you shiggy wiggy? Or do you do the loathsome fucky wucky?

Am I glad he's frozen in there, and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there, and I just remembered we're out here. What I want to know is, where's the caveman?

[oracrys-vent-tent]

Am I glad he's frozen in there, and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there, and I just remembered we're out here. What I want to know is, where's the caveman?

UUuuuuhhh.....???

[selfdiagnosedeyemotif]

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

but what i want to know is that if hes in there and we're out here and im the sheriff and hes out there and we're in here, then where's the caveman?

[memory-echo]

[Quarantine Marathon] "Independance Day" Part 2

Liz: Maria, I try to stay away, but I… I can't help myself. He obviously feels the same way.

— Yes, he obviously does. 😍 #Dreamer

Maria: Ok. Do you remember that commercial? When the girl takes the pan and bashes up the kitchen? Ok. This is your brain on Max.

— Boys are not drugs, Maria. 🤣 You're just angry that Michael doesn't look at you the way Max looks at Liz. It's OK, everybody wants a Max in their lives, but not everybody will get it.

Sheriff: I'll tell you what, Amy. If you make it, I'll eat it.

— Wow, how did this get past the censors at the WB? This is the greatest double entendre in season 1! 🤣

Max: Calm down, Isabel. I promised him I wouldn't tell anyone. Isabel: Then why did you tell me?

— This was a fun exchange. We all feel like Isabel here. We can't help being angry at this news. Who doesn't want to punch Hank in the nose for hurting Michael?

— Michael is more upset that Max broke the 'bros code' than about what Hank did to him. 🤔

Max: How are we gonna explain this to mom and dad? Isabel: I'll think of something. Max: Are you sure this is a good idea? Isabel: Yeah. In fact, I think it would be good for Michael to be part of the family.

— That was always the goal, wasn't it? It was an unfortunate accident that Michael got adopted by Hank.

— The dinner scene is perfect in showing the discomfort Michael feels with other people, even with his closest friends’ parents. Isabel's coddling is work against her, because that make him feel even worse about his situation. He may come off as a ‘caveman’ without manners, but he’s just embarrassed.

[ravengrey2103]

Natural Selection at its Finest

By:RavenGrey1469

Derek is sitting at the kitchen table, chatting idly with Sheriff Stilinski as they both wait for Stiles to come downstairs.

“More coffee, Derek?” The Sheriff asks politely, standing up and reaching for Derek’s cup.

“Please.” Derek replies, picking up the mug and handing it to the Sheriff.

They’ve been waiting on Stiles for the better part of a half-hour. It seems that Stiles has either completely forgotten that he was supposed to come downstairs to eat breakfast, or he just doesn’t care that their food is getting cold, because he has yet to make an appearance since he stumbled down the stairs earlier to tell them he was going to take a shower. Well, his form of communication was less speaking, and more grunting if he’s being honest. But luckily, both Derek and Stiles’ father are fluent in Stiles’ primitive morning language. The dark-haired nineteen-year-old seems to regress to caveman speech in the mornings, which Derek refuses to admit that he finds adorable in any way. 

The Sheriff returns, setting Derek’s refilled coffee mug on the table before taking his seat across from Derek. They both have a direct view of the stairs, so they see Stiles’ shadow when the young man starts to descend. Derek sighs. He can practically smell the oncoming disaster.

Stiles seems to pause, and Derek can hear him fumbling with something, catching the sound of metal, probably an eating utensil, clacking against a plate or bowl. Now, let it be known that Stiles has never been graceful. He lost that right when he tripped over an imaginary crack in the sidewalk a few years back and broke his nose. To this day, Stiles swears that there was a slight indentation in the sidewalk that impeded his walking abilities, but everyone knows the truth. There was nothing there. Nothing, other than Stiles’ uncanny ability to fall, trip, stumble, and any other act of clumsiness you can think of. Stiles could probably find a way to hurt himself with a stuffed animal. Actually, now that Derek thinks about it, he already has. Derek shudders. That is not a memory he wants to relive right now. How anyone could manage to get a paper cut from something soft, fluffy, and filled with stuffing, is beyond him. But, it’s Stiles, so he really isn’t all that surprised anymore.

Stiles continues his descent, pulling Derek from his thoughts. Derek and the Sheriff’s eyes connect and they share a knowing look, trying to decide if they should take preemptive measures, or if they should just let this play out and see what kind of catastrophe Stiles will get himself into this time. They eventually decide to just let it happen. They care about Stiles, they really do, but everyone needs a bit of humour in their lives now and again.

In preparation, Derek takes a deep breath, looks directly at the staircase, and says, in his best impression of a documentary narrator, “And here, you can see the endangered Stiles in his natural habitat.”

As if on cue, Stiles yelps and comes tumbling down the stairs in a flurry of clatters and thuds, eventually winding up at the foot of the stairs in a heap with cereal and milk splattered on his face and clothes. He just sits there for a moment, slumped against the bottom stair with an impressive pout on his face. Derek decides to continue his narration.

“It is clear that natural selection is coming for this specimen.” Stiles whips his head up at Derek’s words, his glare losing most of its heat due to the bits of cereal that have stuck to his face and hair.

“I heard that.” He mutters, flopping his head down to look at the cereal bowl that is now lying in scattered pieces across the floor.

“I know.” Derek replies simply, still staring at Stiles with an unimpressed expression, mildly wondering why he chose this particular human to be the love of his life. And then he remembers everything else he loves about Stiles. He’s witty and smart, and he always knows just what to say. And, even though Derek loathes the thought, he even loves Stiles’ clumsiness. It’s just another piece in the ever-changing jigsaw puzzle that is Stiles Stilinski. Suddenly, the Sheriff’s voice cuts through Derek’s musings.

“Where in the hell did you get the cereal?!”

Stiles looks up at his father, then back down at his recently deceased cereal bowl, then up at his father again, a dismal and serious look on his face.

“I don’t even know anymore, dad.”

Derek chuckles lightly. Leave it to Stiles to have cereal magically appear in his hand just in time for him to fall down the stairs and spill it all over himself. It’s yet another thing he loves about Stiles. He has comedic talent, even when he isn’t trying.

“Do you need a minute?” Derek asks humorously.

“Yeah… I’m going to need a few minutes, actually.” Stiles says sadly. Derek and the Sheriff stand from their seats at the table and begin heading toward the kitchen.

The Sheriff goes and pats Stiles on the shoulder as he passes. “Alright, son; Take all the time you need.”

With a smile and another laugh, both men leave Stiles to grieve both the loss of his cereal and his dignity. 

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[insaneillusionist]

Question: If he's frozen in there and we're out here and he's the sheriff and we're frozen out here and we're in there and- I just remembered, we're out here, where's the caveman?

Anon! Thanks for the ask!

Oh we’re all fucked.

[theswampghost]

boy am i glad that he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here and that he’s the shERiff and that we’re frozen out here and that we’re in there and I JUST REMEMBERED that we’re out here. what i want to know is where’s the caveman??

[davvoid]

Did the color wheel thing on twitter and now it's here and I'm glad it's frozen in there and that we're out here and that he's the sheriff and what I wanna know is where's the caveman?

[caloric-theory]

Am I glad he's frozen in there, and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there, and I just remembered we're out here. What I want to know is, where's the caveman?

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