#the brainrot is brainrotting part ii
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season-of-the-squirrels · 6 months ago
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normal people by sally rooney is just every steddie fic where they were secretly hooking up in high school or they didn’t meet the kids first and are mutually self destructive
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sugarbcnes · 11 months ago
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— loser lover girl ellie. ♡
loser lovergirl! ellie who begs you to stay when you finish your sesh. sloppy kisses are pressed to your neck where hickies are already rising to decorate your skin, shameless pools of her drool dripping down your neck. her hands rub at your sides tenderly as her hips are already bucking into your ass that’s sat pretty on her lap.
“pretty please,” she’s mumbling against the skin, unable to keep her glossy eyes open as she grazes her teeth over the wine-colored marks that stain your shoulder, “missed you so much, haven’t seen you in so long.”
her hands fumble for the fastening of your jeans, all the while her she’s squirming her own hips below you as her high murmurs become muffled when she hides her face in in the dip between your shoulder blades.
“you’re a fucking mess,” you scoff, pushing her away. she looks like a kicked puppy as she watches you stand up, letting your jeans drop to the floor along with your panties.
loser, lover girl! ellie who looks pathetic as she’s kissed dizzy with bruised lips, her mind flourishing nothing but blurry hazes as she mumbles something about wanting to “fuck that pretty hole of yours” because she “loves it so much”.
loser lovergirl! ellie whos got you slouched on her sofa, fingers laced in her tangled mullet as she wastes no time in shoving her fingers knuckle deep in you. she leaves soft kisses on your tummy, slightly coherent murmurs of “fuck yeah” and “missed this so much” from her lips tickle your skin.
loser lovergirl! ellie who’s too high to function the minute her face is hidden between your thighs. not just from the excessive amount she’s smoked tonight but from the aroma in the place she dreams of most. a high that is unbeatable.
loser lovergirl! ellie who has a duty as your girlfriend and is always performing her best to fulfill that duty. she isn’t satisfied until your thighs around squeezing around her head so tight she’s seeing stars, hand fisting her auburn locks and grinding your hips against her face until it’s shining in your saccharine, stick arousal.
loser lovergirl! ellie who looks up at you with hearts in her eyes as you praise her. “my sweet girl, always so good for me” has her own pussy dripping, a damp spot becoming unbearably uncomfortable in her own briefs. as your hand passes through her hair, chest heaving and body sweating, she melts completely as you give her your sweetest praises that come in the form of both words and kisses.
loser lover girl! ellie who’s job is never done until you’ve said it is, always willing to give it her best just for you.
loser lover girl ellie. <3
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sacchiri · 9 months ago
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Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.
Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen
A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death
#hellsing#alucard#kouta hirano#translation was found in a comment by u/lazyfoxheart on r/Kurrent#fun fact this is the highest quality version of this image that exists online#i know because i've been looking forever for a version that's clear enough to actually read what hirano wrote under '1443'#but there weren't any so i had to take matters into my own hands#the real image on the back of the guidebook is only 2 inches tall so i had to take this with my smartphone and will my hands not to shake#anyway i'm pretty sure it's supposed to say Eğrigöz (the location vlad was imprisoned) so yeah. thank you hirano very cool#if i might rant for a sec it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that out because i didn't have the guidebook at first#and in the images i could find online that part was just a blur that looked suspiciously like a person's signature and i was like. who tf#i was thinking matthias corvinus since he issued some political propaganda against vlad iirc but it didn't match his signature on wikipedia#then i thought it might be vlad II dracul's since he probably had to sign an agreement to send his sons over as hostages at some point#but that didnt seem right either so i kept skimming vlad's wiki page#and then i was like goddammit...hirano.....you just misspelled Eğrigöz didn't you.. ....#i maybe should've made a separate post dedicated to this instead of writing a novel in the tags but eh#the hellsing brainrot runs deep#also- i put it in the source link at the bottom of the post but the german inscription is copied off a real woodcut of vlad from 1491#except instead of depicting him as an adult hirano drew him as a child which gives the inscription a very different feel imo#the one final thing that interests me about this is the fact that hirano published this calendar in 2002#which is REALLY early in the series. like this was before volume 5 came out??#i have no idea why he decided to do a massive spoiler drop in a random piece of japan-only merch#sandwiched between a drawing of alucard as john travolta from saturday night fever and integra as a fish no less#it makes me really curious to know what the fan response to this was back then. like did people even know who this was#maybe im just an idiot and everyone back then was like 'ah yes its alucard as a 12 year old. how very informative'
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ballsmacker30 · 4 days ago
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The Gyatt Rizzlectric
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sniperlangosta147 · 2 months ago
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Why do yo guys like the Joe fetus so much??,I was going to kill him already/j but not anymore, now here's a photo of him in a hamburger suit
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grimalkhiindi · 8 months ago
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Thinking about how in The Order Part II, the King in Yellow asks John, "Why you, John? What did you have to offer? Why does he care about… you?"
Thinking about the brief amount of time Yellow spent with Arthur and the briefer amount of time where it seemed Yellow could learn to care for Arthur if only Arthur stopped comparing him to John.
Thinking about how John previously explained that his sense of time, and by extension, the King's, is nothing like what Arthur could comprehend.
Thinking about how whenever the King tried to interfere with Arthur and John in season 1, "You Call it Madness" started playing.
Thinking about the King of Yellow and his fragment and how they are one and the same, and yet different.
Thinking about how Arthur is the catalyst of that difference.
Thinking about who is calling it madness and who is calling it love.
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twopotxd · 5 months ago
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WHO DID THIS
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hawaiiparty2 · 6 months ago
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I know simon is like 17-32 years old but man i sure love drawing him as a brainrot kid
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pixievi · 2 years ago
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If I were Abby I'd kill Joel too, just so I can have Ellie hunt me across states and mumble my name under her breath <3
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niko-jpeg · 2 years ago
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I just think shes neat.
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junocore-artemis · 1 month ago
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stbla octbanlaaaaaa
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cosmicreylien · 1 year ago
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rewatching the cabby exit interview has me remembering why i liked her in the first place and that is that she's not just some forgetful moron. she knows when she's in the wrong and she tries her hardest to fix it. she's not picture-perfect and she tries to understand that she never will be. she wanted to be genuine but she understood she couldn't and she was so hurt when she got eliminated in this essay i will
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sugarbcnes · 1 year ago
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Thinking about trying to ride abby but getting too tired to keep bouncing, so with little to no effort she lifts up your hips and starts fucking up into you 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
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oh 100%. have you seen the muscles on that girl? she’s definitely got the stamina too.
she’s gonna take you for as many rounds as possible before you become weak from countless hours in cowgirl, riding her strap-on. you mumble tiredly, eyes shutting and your hips slowing down as you ride her, juice squelching a pearly ring around the base of her cock.
“can’t help you if you don’t use your words, what’s wrong?”.
“tired,” you sigh out, lips trembling with a huff of frustration.
abby already knew that. she was well aware of the whiny, sloppy state you became after your third or fourth orgasm. she chuckles and mumbles a quick “alright alright” as she grasps your hips with her thick fingers, causing you to throw your head back as soon as she begins effortlessly bouncing you up and down on her cock as if you’re some sort of flesh light.
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outer-edges · 1 year ago
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just looked thru my “irreparable damage” tiktok saved folder which is exclusively joel and ellie edits and im inconsolable right now. i miss seeing new content of them every week 😭
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digirainebow · 1 year ago
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jacob resisting and resisting after reading the last adler letter even though its clear hes about to break. and riley not backing down until he tells her he's not okay. and hearing him get choked up when he says it. do you understand how fucked up i am over this do you even understand
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enslaughts · 2 years ago
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the way the show gave tommy an extra reason to say no to taking ellie to the fireflies for joel in the form of a kid of his own on the way, and he still ended up saying yes.
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