#the boys all decide to go on a vacation to hawaii

[batshit-auspol]

I just spent some time scrolling through this blog and am suffering from sever laughter. Thanks so much for collating the countries craziest moments. One of my favourites is when Scott Morrison was in Hawaii while the bushfires where burning.

December 2019: As Australia's east coast is engulfed in the worst bushfires in living memory, rumours begin to circulate that Australia's Prime Minister Scott Morrison may have secretly fucked off for a holiday in Hawaii.

Keep in mind, this is what is going down in Australia at the time:

The Hawaii rumour is initially written off as a fringe conspiracy, because surely nobody could be that fuckin tonedeaf, and it was quickly forgotten about... until an Australian man visiting Hawaii UPLOADED A SELFIE ON THE BEACH WITH THE PM THROWING A SHAKA.

At which point all hell broke loose.

Overnight the formerly popular "Scomo" became the most despised man in all of Australia. Think "firefighters shouting out of their windows to news cameras" level of despised.

After about two days of radio silence and pretending like he was still at home running the country, the Prime Minister's handlers finally dragged him onto call with an Australian radio station, where he pinky promised to return to Australia as fast as he could in an attempt to calm things down.

Unfortunately Scott's empathy consultant (a real job) then had to watch Scott pour more gasoline on the dumpster fire by uttering the now famous phrase "Look I don't hold a hose mate" when asked by the radio interviewer why the fucking fuck the fuckhead wasn't fucking in Australia doing his fucking job during a massive fucking crisis.

Testing just how much worse things could get, Scomo then proceeded to NOT rush back to Australia as promised, instead attempting to complete the rest of his holiday, a fact that was exposed when a passerby snapped a picture of him still lounging on the beach two days later.

Eventually, holiday complete, Morrison did reluctantly slink back to Australia, and in an attempt to calm things down, he decided to pay a visit to a small town that had been destroyed by the fires.

Which was a big mistake.

Scomo still had not registered how absolutely and totally he had screwed the poodle with his Hawaiian beach vacation, and he walks into what is now taught in PR classes as one of the greatest examples of "what not do do in a crisis" in all of history.

Scotty from Marketing, as he is now dubbed by the nation, spends a painfully cringe-inducing hour wandering around a burned down town with TV news cameras in tow, having to FORCE PEOPLE TO SHAKE HIS HAND in what is some of the most awkward footage you will ever see.

At this point it's probably also worth mentioning that, before becoming Prime Minister, Scott Morrison's biggest claim to fame in politics was being the guy that was so far up the coal lobby's arse that he literally brought coal into parliament and waved it around, claiming it doesn't hurt people.

So when a protest was organised it turned out to be one big national fuck you to the Prime Minister, the likes of which the world has never seen before or since.

Needless to say, at this point Scomo's career was dead in the water, but thanks to the rules brought in to stop Australian political parties from knifing their leader every two weeks (a popular Aussie passtime) Morrison basically couldn't get fired until after the next election.

And so, when the election rolled around in 2022, we decided that was an opportune time to travel over to Hawaii to erect this bad boy tribute to the Prime Minister, on the very beach where Scomo had sat and drank margaritas that one fateful week in December as Australia burned (thanks to @chaser for funding the ticket)

[nervoussagittarius]

matt sturniolo and y/n being cute for 6 minutes straight

matt sturniolo x reader

summary: a compilation of cute moments between matt and his girlfriend, caught on camera

warnings: none

☼ you and the triplets had decided to take a trip to hawaii for a week vacation. the boys were vlogging for their channel in the airport when nick panned over to you and matt sitting side by side sharing a pair of headphones.

“matt how do you feel about going back to hawaii?” nick asked. as matt seaming didn’t hear what he said, you squeezed his hand you were holding pausing the music that was playing for you two.

you were about to slip your had out of matt’s when he grabbed it again using his other hand to pull your chair closer to his. “we’re very excited nick, aren’t we baby.” he said glancing between you and the camera

“i’m excited to eat really good food and be really tan”

“and i’m excited to see y/n in a bikini” matt replied as you jokingly slapped his chest.

matt looked at you again as he began to smother your face in kisses and you giggled.

“and that’s enough of those two” nick said turning to chris instead.

☼ you had just fallen asleep when the boys started filming for their new wednesday video. you had come over to hangout with matt. deciding you didn’t want to run to the grocery store with them, you quickly found comfort in matt’s bed.

“chris, can you read off the recipe?” nick asked, trying to find measuring spoons. the triplets were filming another cooking video for this week, and they didn’t have the best track record with making things the right way.

“nick, i don’t know what the fuck any of this means. why can’t you just read it and i’ll measure?”

“matt what are you doing? why aren’t you mixing the ingredients?” nick asked. he was starting to feel annoyed at the idea of making these muffins from scratch.

“can’t we just ask y/n for help? she’s good at this kind of stuff” chris explained trying to get his brothers attention. “fine chris just go get her”

chris walked into matt’s room, and seeing you asleep he thought nothing of it and woke you. “y/n, we need help baking for our video.” he then walked out assuming you would follow.

you quickly woke up throwing on one of matt’s hoodies and made your way to the kitchen. nick was the first to notice you and how you looked slightly lethargic from not being fully awake yet. “chris did you wake her up or something? why would you do that?” this caught matt’s attention and he quickly took in your current state.

“chris!” matt slightly exclaimed. he turned to you and walked you both to what he thought was out of the camera frame. he quickly pulled you into a hug “i didn’t know you were sleeping otherwise i would’ve never let him bother you. are you okay being in the video quick… cause if not you can go back to sleep. i’m really sorry for waking you”

“no no. chris didn’t know. it’s okay matt, i don’t mind” matt then grabbed your his hoodie pocket pulling you over to the table. nick went on to explain what the boys had done so far and asked if you could be there to double check their work. matt kept a comforting hand on your back as he stood beside you, and he kissed your head occasionally as you scolded chris on the messed up measurements he was adding.

☼ matt was doing a quick stream when you arrived at the boy’s house. you just got off work and all you wanted was to see matt and tell him you loved him.

silently you walked into matt’s room trying not to disturb him as you walked over. “hi baby! how was your day?” matt said pushing one side of his headset off his ear.

streaming would never stop him from giving you all the attending in the world. he loved showing you off. he pulled you over to his desk. “look guys, y/n just got here. look at how pretty she looks.” he gave you the biggest hug pulling you up into him. he gave you as kiss not caring that the chat was going wild over how cute you two were.

“can i sit with you?” you brushed a piece of hair out of his eyes. without hesitating he sat the two of you down on his desk chair. you guys talked with the chat for a little bit before matt grabbed his controller going back to the game he was playing.

you sat there contently stealing little glances at him, which didn't go unnoticed by the fans.

☼ nick was having one of his moments where he was very active on snapchat. he was answer everyones questions when all of a sudden, unbeknown to nick, you and matt were caught cuddling in the back of one of his pictures.

his messages were soon flooded with comments about the two of you and how cute you were.

nick shortly became disgusted with all the girls making comments on you and his brother. he passed his phone over to you to make a statement on the situation.

"hi guys, y/n here. nick gave me his phone to talk to you all. yes, matt is here, and yes we are cuddling." you began to giggle at how insane you felt. matt lifted his head from your chest at the movement, giving a shut eye smile to the camera.

chats started coming in specifically directed to you this time. you tried to answer as many as you could, but most were just saying how they love you and how matt always looks so "babygirl" when he's you're together.

you loved how accepting the boys fans were of your relationship. you started a new video focusing on matt's sleeping face resting on you. "please everyone, let's take a minute and look at how cutie patootie matt is. he's just so kissable and squeezable"

"okay give me my phone back. i'm officially disgusted."

"bye guys!" matt said opening one eye to look at the camera and wave.

☼ you and matt had decided to have a little date night while nick and chris went out with some of your friends. you guys hadn't had much time alone in the past couple of weeks so this was a nice change of pace.

the night started out simple. the two of you had a picnic at the beach and then you ended up stargazing out of matt's car. as both of you made your way back to the triplets house you thought it would be a good idea to bake some cookies and watch a movie for the rest of the night.

while you two were baking, you were unaware that nick and chris were on their way back with tara and jake. music was softly playing as you set the tray of cookies into the oven.

"dance with me." matt stated, grabbing your hand to spin you around. you let out a laugh as you wrapped your arms around his neck.

coming up to the front door, tara was vlogging the group upon arrival. chris unlocked the front door as they all entered. the music could be heard from the front stairs.

"should we try to scare them?"

"absolutely! just wait and let me get my camera back out"

as they all piled into the living room quietly, they noticed you two in your own world dancing to some mac miller song. your head rested on matts chest as he swayed to the beat.

"stop it. they're so cute. the girlies are going to die for this footage"

you and matt quickly glanced at the group of four. at the same time the timer went off for the cookies.

"alright enough with the cute coupley-ness. let's see how these cookies turned out"

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comments:

i love them. i don't know who i want to be more

its so funny how everyone is so in love with them being in love and nick is just grossed out 24/7

i love how y/n is never wearing her own clothes. only matts

they're so in love its not even funny

"i just want to see y/n in a bikini" me too matt. me too

[mattslolita]

𝑺𝑬𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑨𝑮𝑨𝑰𝑵 ( 𝒄. 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒐𝒍𝒐 𝒃𝒍𝒖𝒓𝒃! )

: 𓏲🐋 ๋࣭�� ࣪ ˖✩࿐࿔ 🌊: 𓏲🐋 ๋࣭  ࣪ ˖✩࿐࿔ 🌊: 𓏲🐋 ๋࣭  ࣪ ˖✩࿐࿔ 🌊: 𓏲🐋 ๋࣭  ࣪ ˖✩࿐࿔

chris had drifted away from his brothers, nate, madi, and laura, as his blue eyes traveled around the scenery before him, which was the empty beach that laid out before him. beautiful palm trees swayed in the distance, and the soft calls of the seagulls made for a good lullaby as the sun was currently setting on the horizon.

figuring he could find his way back to where he came from, chris decided to walk down towards the area where rocks lay — the waves gently crashed against the rough rocks, a peaceful feeling overtaking him as he lets out a content sigh. the sunset cast warm hues of orange and a looming darker blue color as it reached the peak where the sun met water.

and as he was walking down the path, he seen her.

her beautiful brown skin glowed against the water droplets which shimmied down her body, as she ran her fingers through her braided locs carefully, so that the current pink flower which resided in her hair, didn't fall out.

he was immediately encapsulated by the girl's beauty and something inside him was pulling him towards her, his body was signaling, 'go, chris!'.

and so he does just that, careful not to scare her as he approaches — he can now see that she makes her way towards her blanket which had her belongings on it, as well as a spread of various freshly picked fruits.

out of her peripheral vision, she can see the lonesome boy approaching her, causing a warm smile to grace her lips as her eyes rove over his handsome features. his brown locs were tucked messily under a white backwards cap he wore, a chain on his wrist as his blue eyes had found her soft earthy browns, a look of curiosity behind them.

"would you like to sit here?" her voice soft as honey, and he immediately decides it's the most beautiful sound he's ever heard.

"only if you'll have me," the boy says to her with a small grin, to which she smiles and pats the space next to her.

she scoots over, and as he's sitting down he can see the green bikini set that hugs all her curves beautifully, and he finds himself sneaking glances at her as she looks out at the sunset before them, her hands perched in her lap as she smiles softly.

"i'm here on vacation with my parents," she tells him, her eyes not leaving the scenery in front of her. "i would much rather be here than at the small club they found, enjoying this beauty God has to offer."

"i definitely agree with that," he nods, looking out into the view as well, "i think hawaii is one of my new favorite vacation spots."

"what's your story?" she asks him, her eyes looking at him curiously as she tilts her head.

"do you mean why did i come here?" he asks her slightly confused, to which she gives a soft giggle.

"it can mean whatever you decide to tell me."

he smiles at the girl beside him, as she picks up a freshly cut strawberry and lifts it to her lips, taking a bite of the fruit. "my brothers and best friend are here for our friend madi's birthday."

"that sounds lovely," she whispers, humming as she chews on the fruit. "i made a few friends here and there, but they seemed to come and go."

"how much longer are you here for?" chris asks her hopefully.

"i have another week here," she smiles at him, offering him her plate of fruit, which he gratefully accepts, "what about you guys?"

"tomorrow's our last day here," he admits disappointedly, around a mouthful of canteloupe.

"it's too bad i won't see you again then," she sighs, her eyes finding the now set sun.

a comfortable silence engulfs the two, as the sky is now tinged with the faintest traces of orange, and instead replaced mostly with warm blue and purple tones. it feels nice to soak up the comfort chris finds within this mystery girl, and he wants nothing more than to stay here in this moment with her forever. he's entranced by her enamoring, yet calm nature, and he finds himself wishing he could know every little detail about her — her favorite color, her favorite movie, what sports she's into — anything that comes to his mind.

"oh my gosh, did we lose chris?"

"where the fuck did he wonder off to?"

"uh oh, that sounds like your search party," she giggles, rubbing her shoulder against his, and it's as if he feels an electric shock from her touch. "i think you'd better get going."

his eyes downcast slightly as he lets out a sigh. "before i go, which fruit is your favorite?"

"in general, or from my plate here?" she asks him with a tilt of her head, to which he chuckles.

"it's whichever you choose," he tells her, mirroring her previous words.

"they're blackberries," she answers with a grin, throwing a stray braid behind her ear, as he begins to pull out his phone. "but what does that have to do with anything?"

"can i have your number, too?" he overlaps her question, causing her to raise an eyebrow but she gently takes his phone from his hand nevertheless and types her number in.

she hands it back to him, and he angles his screen away from her with a mischievous smile as he types something really quickly, then he turns back to her. "it was really nice meeting you."

she smiles and leans into his cheek, pressing a soft kiss to it — he almost gasps at the soft feeling of her plump, glossed lips against his skin. she pulls away with a grin. "it was nice meeting you, too."

with a goofy grin adorning his lips, he stands up and begins to walk away from her, looking back to cast her one final wave, which she returns brightly.

she looks out into the dark ocean, humming under her breath. "chris," she whispers quietly, finding a smile creeping onto her face.

[fallenclan]

okay, I have a few songs in mind for that Otterslip pmv! Just to let you know what to expect between all of these :) Give me your thoughts on these songs, I love these all dearly and really want to create something with all of these.

Toba the Tura by Forgiven Durden

Introduction to the Show by ミラクルミュージカル (Miracle Musical)

Alternatively, I use the Hawaii Part II Part II demo for Introduction to the Show because that version goes so hard. 10/10 demos. The piano is so crisp.

Time Machine by ミラクルミュージカル (Miracle Musical)

I will be using either the 1st or 2nd demo if I decide to do this song. The polished version on the official record won't do for Otterslip.

The Rockrose and The Thistle by The Amazing Devil

Worms by Viagra Boys

Poplar St by Glass Animals

I'd have to do this one carefully. Might have to edit my own version of the song for the pmv

I will be watching this post, so if anyone has more ideas.... then please share them in the replies or smth :)

-🎲

YOUR MUSIC TASTE IS SO GOOD. all of these songs are fantastic and they fit Otterslip so well,,, i've listened to almost all of them before but i still had to make myself a little playlist to refresh my memory and listen to them with the context of Otterslip in mind. devastating btw, in the best possible way. putting my thoughts below the cut bc they might get a little long!

Toba the Tura:

SUCH a good song. especially for Otterslip. a few lyrics that really stood out to me.

THE LAST ONE ESPECIALLY. that whole ending monologue just SCREAMS Otterslip. the girl he loved vacating to a new place? his daughter dying and going to the afterlife. a mountainous wall of stone to separate themselves from him??? its. a fucking mountain. they live in a mountain. theirs would be the light, his would be the dark. oughghghghg sobs and wails and cries forever

Introduction to the Snow:

what if i cried. man this song is so fucking SAD. and also not in a way. would work fantastic if one wanted to do a really lonesome depressing take on Otterslip's exile. im picturing an animatic with very few pov changes, just Otterslip maybe watching the stars or traveling through the outside of Fallenclan's territory, up until "you'll live forever tonight" and the piano afterwards, then i'm seeing lots of glimpses of his past life in Fallenclan, and the events leading up to Stormsight's death. ougghh

Time Machine:

GOD THIS WORKS SO WELL WITH HIS EXILE. "you'll have enough time to spend some time alone" HES LITERALLY ALONE. dice anon youre going to turn me into an Otterslip apologist. hes literally leaving today

The Rockrose and the Thistle:

jaw drop. a friend of mine introduced me to this band a while back but HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD THIS ONE. this song fits Otterslip so good its crazy. here's a couple lyrics that stick out to me

i'm definitely seeing some hints of Grassroot in this song. maybe he's singing it to her, maybe she's singing it to him, idk but shes There. ouches

Worms:

i've never heard this song OR this band before and it fucking RULES so first off thanks for pointing me in that direction. second OUGH i can see the Otterslip here. no lyrics in particular stand out to me but the Vibes... man the vibes they fit so well. i can see him singing this to Stormsight, esp since the "the same worms that eat me will one day eat you too" has such a threatening sound to it,,

Poplar St:

MY HEART. god this is so good and it works so well. again no lyrics really stick out to me in particular but MAN. the stress on "free falling love addict" is getting to me. considering Stormsight fell to his death. ouch.

conclusion! these are all fantastic song choices and you are a fucking genius. i'm almost temped to something with Toba the Tura myself, except i know I'd never finish it lmao. and as a side note, if you've never heard the Chonny Jash covers of a lot of Miracle Musical songs i would highly recommend. they aren't for everyone but personally I like them better than some of the originals, even.

and back to the topic of Otterslip: here's all the songs I have on his playlist at the moment (though i will be adding. probably all of the ones youve suggested.) in case you wanted more inspiration or simply some good tunes to listen to.

ty for your wonderful ask!!! you have given me much to think about...

[katakosmos]

irene! pls share some crumbs of how you see lily…shes fav always and forever, and i’m dying to see how other people see her!!! (bonus: ops on bartylily 👀)

hi beth 😈 lily is actually one of my favorite characters (second only to barty, ugh) and she's my precious wife, i love her.

so... lily in my head is the kind of girl who does everything perfectly. she's super studious, has high grades, but at the same time she's also good at sports, does a lot of extracurricular activities, goes out with friends, and her time seems to never end. she has 36h days.

she's also popular, the whole school knows her, cause she's nice, kind and friendly (and, well, she's friend with the marauders, who certainly don't go unnoticed). this also means everyone has something to tell or ask her, and she's constantly at the center of attention all day (she hates it), but as a prefect and then head girl is her duty to help those in difficulty. she's like that girl you run to to revise before a test, and who you turn to in math when you don't understand what the teacher is saying. she's that important.

(+ since i'm rewatching my hero academia, i think lily is very similar to ochaco uraraka: while all her classmates want to become heroes for noble ideals, she wants to do it for the money, so she can help her family and go on vacation to hawaii. i mean, lily is a girl with very clear and concrete goals, and she does everything to achieve them).

but even though lily's cute and sweet, it's better not to get in her way. in fact, when she meets barty for the first time, she plans to destroy him (my girl is canonically excellent in charms). she heard from mcgonagall that a student a year younger than her managed to get all 12 owls, so she expects him to be a pimply kid with glasses, a nerd... but instead barty is a dried up emo who stinks of smoke and definitely needs to put more deodorant on.

and well, barty hates lily because he was her biggest admirer (she punched a guy – james – in the hallway one day), but then she didn't say hello to him on a monday morning at 7am (barty says she ignored him, but she really didn't see him) and so he decided to get revenge. lily, whose initial goal was to humiliate barty, becomes his "friend", but she realizes (with a lot of anger) that he's actually a very smart boy. she isn't exactly sweet in the way she treats him – like, she makes him carry her books between classes – but he likes it a little too much.

he worships her like a goddess and so lily thinks "why not?"

she breakes up with him at the end of sixth year. barty looks at her and just says "alright. cool", but then when he gets back to his dorm he cries LMAO.

[one-vivid-judgment]

Do you think ZhaoHan are VERY Dramatic when they are separated for a certain period of time ?

If yes could you imagine how insufferable they would be then to people not used to their antics…

I imagine Tomi going to Yokohama with Ichiban and the rest of the gang before The Big FinaleTM but he barely gets to meet the rest of the crew that he witnesses Joon-gi straight up fucking sprinting towards Zhao and almost glues himself to him (in typical RGG fashion where every scene they are together they MUST be attached to the hip iykyk)

Like Tomi never saw the man move so damn fast outside of fights, he swore he only saw a blur of black and silver zoom past him 😭 (and everyone else, minus Kiryu and Chitose, are just kinda shrugging at him like yeah this is your average Tuesday Tomi, get used to it)

When I tell you my ZhaoHan wired brain on my current LAD replay keeps fixating on THAT little detail in literally every cutscene they appear in together  They’re about to sneak into Omi HQ and Joongi won’t stop looking at Zhao as he speaks. Always sitting together at the piano when I enter Survive. Sawashiro tries to leave Seiryu HQ after we beat his ass and who’s stopping him? These two. A whole party chat of just those two talking about meat buns with not even Ichi intervening. Ichi tells them about how he’s going to Osaka and Zhao and Joongi are literally standing together behind Saeko (also, in Spanish, Saeko calls Joongi ‘Geomijul boy’, and specifically in this scene, he calls him ‘sweetheart’ and I think that’s adorable). Seonhee calls for them and they show up at Survive together. These two literally gravitate towards one another and I don’t think they even realize it

I just imagine Joongi getting sulky because his best friend AND his boyfriend decided to go with Kiryu and leave him with all the boring paperwork, then booking a ticket to Hawaii that same night “Cause fuck you, that’s why”, and immediately regretting it a few days into his self-imposed vacation cause he can’t send Zhao any of the pics he’s taking, else Seonhee will find out (never mind the fact that Seonhee ALREADY knows his dramatic, neglected Bengal cat ass booked it to Hawaii) and he feels so lonely pre-meeting with the Ichigang.

Joongi strikes me as the introverted type who needs time to charge his social battery, and who has specific people he latches onto to help him recharge because they help him feel comforted/at ease, aka Zhao and Seonhee. Being without them makes him feel kinda sluggish and his battery charges up way slower, so when he’s back in Ijincho? Boy, he JUMPS Zhao and clings to him like a baby koala. Zhao is so used to it that he doesn’t even flinch at this point, just ‘aww’s and takes to a quiet corner.

Tomi and Chitose been knew Joongi was the ‘cool on the outside, big ass dork on the inside’ type but,,, they’ve never seen him this needy??? Meanwhile everyone else remains unimpressed cause “Yeah?? Haven’t you heard ‘Joongi Han on the streets, Kim Yeonsu on the sheets’? This happens every other day.”

[bradshawsbaby]

Happy one year anniversary!!!!! 🎉🍾🎉🍾🎉

For the Top One celebration and with summer coming, can you please write something about Hannix and the kids going on vacation? It could be Disneyland, Hawaii, or wherever else. I just need some family vacation fluff. Thank you!!

Thank you so much! We love some Seresin family fluff! 🥰

“Mommy! Mommy! Look!” Liam exclaimed, barreling over to where Phoenix was reclining on a chaise lounger with eighteen-month-old Ellie snuggled up on her chest.

Lifting her sunglasses atop her head, Phoenix smiled as her five-year-old son pressed himself against her side, holding up a sticky hand to proudly show off the treasure he’s just discovered—three large seashells, all in varying shades of orange and pink.

“Wow, look at these!” she cooed softly, not wanting to wake Ellie, who had just fallen asleep about ten minutes ago. “They’re beautiful, baby! And all perfectly intact, too. You don’t see that too often on the beach,” she said, which made Liam’s eyes widen. “That’s some treasure.”

“They’re for you, Mommy,” he said sweetly, carefully placing them down on top of the cooler that was sitting beside Phoenix’s lounger. “And Ellie,” he added quickly, beaming at his baby sister.

“Thank you so much, Liam,” Phoenix smiled, reaching out with one arm to give him an affectionate squeeze. “I love them, and I know Ellie will, too, when she wakes up.”

“I’m gonna go play with Daddy and Ben and JJ now,” Liam announced suddenly, turning and hightailing it back to where the rest of the Seresin men were currently in the process of building a very elaborate sandcastle, complete with a moat and drawbridge.

Jake had taken pains to teach the boys the assembly line method all afternoon, which had resulted in some very fanciful sand creations. Liam took one bucket and went to fetch water—when he wasn’t hunting for seashells—while Ben filled the other buckets with sand and JJ and Jake hefted them to wherever they were most needed. Then all of them coordinated their efforts to plan out the design. Any admiral worth his salt would be impressed by their efficiency.

At the moment, JJ was putting the finishing touches on the castle’s tower, while Ben was attempting to fashion a flag out of seaweed and twigs. When Liam came running back over, he and Jake started to work on filling the moat with seawater.

“Look at our boys, Ellie,” Phoenix mused softly, even though she knew her small daughter, exhausted from a full day in the sun, was out like a light. “We are two lucky girls, that’s for sure,” she sighed contentedly, stretching out on the chaise lounger and adjusting the towel that she was currently using as a blanket to cover Ellie.

Phoenix and Jake had been debating for weeks where they wanted to take the kids on a family vacation before they finally settled on Florida. They briefly considered going to Disney World, but then decided it would probably be better to wait until Ellie was a little older. So instead, they’d asked one of Phoenix’s brothers if they could use his beach property in Tampa.

It ended up being the perfect plan. All week, the kids had loved running around on the beach, swimming in the pool, and eating more ice cream than their small bellies could contain. It was a joy to see them so happy.

With the week winding down, this would probably be one of their last days at the beach, and they wanted to make the most of it. They’d packed a picnic lunch in the cooler and planned to stay until the sun went down. If the pinks, purples, and oranges scattered across the sky were any indication, that would be happening pretty soon.

At that moment, Phoenix looked up to find her husband—sporting a golden tan and looking even more devilishly handsome than usual—grinning down at her.

“How may I help you, Bagman?” she asked teasingly, brushing Ellie’s dark hair with the tips of her fingers.

“The boys and I want you to come see our castle, Minx,” Jake replied, his grin growing wider as he reached down to lift a still sleeping Ellie into his arms. “I got her,” he said, shifting her in his hold so that her cheek was pressed against his shoulder.

Smiling as well, Phoenix swung her legs over the side of her lounger and rose to her feet, slipping her hand into Jake’s as he led her over to where JJ, Ben, and Liam were standing proudly around their creation.

“Surprise, Mommy!” Ben yelled, waving his hands in the air.

“Do you like it?” JJ asked eagerly, bouncing on the balls of his feet.

“Oh, I love it!” Phoenix told them all, her dark eyes widening in amazement at the work they’d done. It was even more impressive up close. “You boys did an amazing job!”

“It’s a castle, Mommy! And you’re the queen!” Liam beamed, another large seashell already tucked into his palm.

“Oh, am I?” Phoenix grinned, kneeling down to more carefully inspect her castle.

“Of course, Minx. The Seresin Castle would be nothing at all without its queen,” Jake told her, winking playfully when she turned her head to look up at him.

“Mm, and don’t you forget it,” Phoenix joked, rising and grabbing each of her boys to give them a big kiss. “I love you all so much,” she told them, ruffling their hair.

“Doesn’t the king get a kiss?” Jake smirked, puckering his lips.

JJ, Ben, and Liam all giggled as Phoenix rolled her eyes and hurried to give him a kiss as well.

“Mommy! Daddy! Look at the sky!” JJ pointed out, gazing out across the expanse of the water.

The sun was indeed setting, a dazzling array of the most stunning colors nature had to offer. Standing together beside their castle, the Seresins took in the sight in quiet awe, enjoying the moment together as a family.

“This has been a pretty damn perfect day, Minx,” Jake whispered in Phoenix’s ear, wrapping his free arm around her waist.

Phoenix smiled, twisting her neck to gaze up at him. “I couldn’t agree more, Bagman.”

From my “TOP ONE” Anniversary Celebration! (Requests are now closed)

[mjonthetrack]

Chapter 1. Mirage

“Mahina Noe, I know you’re not still in that

car,” Drew shouts walking back to where the

petite woman was hiding away. The taller

woman rolled her eyes spotting the shorter

shrinking into the back seat,”bitch I know you’re

lying,” she laughs loudly swinging the door

open. “You said we were going to Samoa, this

does not look like Samoa, it looks like plain ass

Florida to me,” Mahina squints her brows and

scoffs seeing a Pensacola Beach sign by the

parking lots entrance to the sand. Drew taps her

manicured hands on the top of the vehicle,” look

bitch, a vacation is what you needed and this is

a pit stop along the way, our schedules matched

up so get your tid bit tail up out of this car.” By

this point Pili had come back spotting his

woman hadn’t joined him at setting up their

spot,”what’s going on babe?” Drew scoffed,”

she’s hiding from Florida,” the man grinned

brightly at his soul flame and shrugged his

shoulders,” you can stay in the car if you want

but I’m grilling fresh steaks-,” Mahina grumbled

and rushed past the pair to the site they had set

up. Most would be intimidated by the tall couple

However, Mahina had known Drew long before

her fame and even her fiancée Pili as well who

was always welcoming to her. Mahina admired what the pair had, in their

culture it was fated that when two people were

born they had a soul flame created by the gods

and goddesses to be their lifelong partner. If

she was honest she had little interest or belief in

the whole story, she saw how her parents were

and what her past relationships were like and

she just decided to scrap the whole notion. Of

course she believed that Drew and Pili were

meant for each other but divine intervention

seemed like a stretch. She tried to argue it

must've just been a Samoan thing but as Drew

had drilled into her before all the people of the

islands had one, even if she was from Hawaii.

The sound of Drew’s infectious laughter brought

her focus back, noting the couple playing

around in the water. Mahina smiled at the pair

waving, she settled down onto a beach

towel under the set up Pili argued but Drew

had ultimately constructed reminding him of

pussy power. Mahina enjoyed the pairs

dynamic, he never shied from Drew’s larger than

life personality and encouraged her ambitions.

Pili was a fitness freak and even owning his own

gym and instructed many people his eyes never

strayed from Drew, and Mahina had seen the

way women of all backgrounds would throw

themselves at him during work outs but they

seemed invisible to the man. Mahina thought

the pair had just lucked out, they were all about

each other but led their own lives as well, he

didn’t hold her back to cushion his pride and she

wasn’t worried about other women catching his

eyes. If she was honest she didn’t believe that

sort of man had been cut from the divine cloth

of life for her. She’d seen many types of men or

the boys who’d portrayed them around her age

and they were beneath the barrel picks.

“Are you just going to daydream all day bitch

or you gonna help us out?,” Drew plainly spoke

with an amused smile, holding a plate out for

Mahina. The shorter woman rolled her eyes

grabbing the veggies and chicken that had been

cut up and cubed, sat down to prepare the

skewers. Hearing Pili laugh and talk loudly to a

few different voices followed by Drew cracking

jokes made her stop placing the skewers onto

the grill. She wiped her hands pacing over with

her hands on her hips huffing,” I know y’all didn’t

leave me to cook for you to socialize.” The

shorter woman took note of a beautiful darker

complexion matching an equally pretty smile

and Mahina smiled brightly,” you’re so

gorgeous, I’m Mahina and we’re friends now,”

she took note of the woman’s hand offered but

had already wrapped her arms around the taller

woman. “ Down girl down,” Drew laughed

patting her friends shoulder who shyly

unlatched from the stranger who hadn’t

stopped smiling and laughing at the shorter girls

actions,” I’m Trinity, this is my Husband Jimmy,

and of course we are friends.” Drew shook her

head leaning on Pili who was speaking to a few

others who’d joined the smaller group,” sorry

about her she’s prone to making friends with

strangers.” Mahina rolled her eyes bumping her

hip into Drew’s,” Are you eating with us, we

have lots to eat?” Drew patted her shoulder,”

that’s why we have so much food Nani, they’re

good friends of Pili’s and use his gym from time

to time.” Mahina pouted hearing her nickname,”

whatever bitch I’m just going to go back to

prepping,” this time Trinity locked arms with the

petite woman not wanting to discourage her

friendly nature.”Cmon beloved I’m good at

making a mean fruit salad, Drew stop bullying

that sweet girl and help me dice up some

watermelon and pineapple.” The group were chilling across their set up for

the cook out, people were laughing and enjoying

the food and company when a few more figures

appeared. Mahina raised a brow at a hooded

figure wearing jeans and some Nike dunks, he

had on a chain, before she could clown the

figure for their misplaced choice of clothing

Drew laughed,” when did you start dressing like

you were going to hit a lick Jey.” Mahina

laughed at her friends remark leaning against

Trinity who’d been talking with her about work.

The other man who was with him was very

attractive but when she spotted kids and a

wedding band she lost interest, apparently his

name was Joe and her lack of reaction made

Drew whisper to Jimmy and Trinity about her

not knowing wrestling and moreso what her

mom had told Drew behind her back when she

was a teen, about who her father was making

the groups eyes widen outside of Mahina who’d

gone to a restroom break. “There’s no way in

hell,” Joe or Roman chortled over his beer,” he

never mentioned her,” Drew looked back at the

direction of where her best friend had since

disappeared,” she has no idea and her mom

made sure growing up she stayed ignorant to

the wrestling world, He knows of her but Letoya

makes sure he doesn’t interfere with her life.”

Trinity gapes,” wait her mom is LeToya

Luckett?!,” she squeals in excitement sipping

her fruity drink,” how awesome is that I mean

she must’ve seen so much growing up, that’s

sad about her dad though he always seemed like

a nice guy whenever he’s been around at

work.” Jimmy scratched his head and eyed his

twin,” you ever hear him mention a kid?,” Jey

who’d since pushed his hood down and started

on some ribs licking his fingers,” no he never

really speaks on private stuff he always seems

so in the zone or on the go.” Drew cleared her

throat alerting the woman’s nearing return and

the group switched to a different conversation

on focusing with sports. Mahina grumbled,” ew

yall can’t talk about something else I can’t stand

sports, it makes my ass itch,” she stepped up

and moved by where Jey sat her thigh brushing

his side as she was making herself a plate. The

ladder shuddered as his nerve endings felt like

they were on fire. His head shot up and he

caught her side profile and he felt like he

couldn’t swallow properly,”I’m Jey,” he

muttered offering his hand to officially meet her. “I know who you are I heard Jimmy call your

name earlier,” she said not looking up as she

finished making her plate and turning to see the

man who had been dressed wrong for the

beach. “Mahina Noe Luckett,” she offered her

hand and looking down at him she clenched her

jaw as her nerves seemed to sizzle at the

contact of his slightly sweaty, larger hands. His

eyes seemed to glaze in shock and her jaw

clenched in response,” you feel it too?” Jey

whispered. The younger woman shuddered

slightly as she turned from him to go back to

her seat muttering for him to hear,”no.”

[maddiehu7]

A new chapter | Spencer reid |

Chapter 4

We arrive at Hawaii heading to the villa we're staying at I'm in the car with spencer, Morgan, and Garcia me and Spencer in the back next to eachother it would've been awkward yesterday but sense he's apologized he's been more normal around me which is nice, I'm so tierd I think I try to stay awake but with another two hours ahead of us I quickly fall into a deep sleep.

"Hey lovers wake up we're here" Morgan says

I slowly blink my eyes open groaning

"What?" I say Garcia laughs I feel something soft under my head and look up to see Spencer oh shit I fell asleep on him

"Hey" Spencer says a pink tint hinting his cheeks I get up off his arm looking out the window blushing hoping this doesn't ruin are peace streak

"Sorry" I mutter looking back over at him he just nods looking out the window at the house we were pulling up to

"Wow" Garcia stares in amazement

"This is beautiful" I say as we stop in the drive way everyone getting out to get their luggage

"Dibs on the biggest room" Garcia speed runs into the house which makes me and Morgan laugh I head inside admiring this amazing building it's almost otherworldly it's so pretty it makes me feel like I'm in one of my books and I love it

"Hey come here I got you the room next to mine and Spencer's we could totally have game night" Garcia says smiling motioning me to come with her I laugh following her to my room

"You sure you don't want this room pen it's so nice" I say looking around dropping my luggage on the floor

"Trust me you think this is nice you should see my room" she says bragging I smile at her shaking my head

"Well I'll let you get settled see you at dinner" she says leaving I huff flopping down on the bed still exhausted after the plane ride after a couple minutes I get up deciding it's probably time to get ready I go into my bag hanging some clothes up as I take them out when everything's hung I flip through them sense it's so warm here I decide on blue jean shorts, a tan belt, and a black and pink flower corset top with puffy short sleeves and to top it off my favorite black heeled boots I put on a couple rings and a thin gold chain necklace looking in the mirror I smile proud of my outfit but it will be a little weird wearing it infront of my co workers but hey it's vacation right, I walk out to head to the kitchen seeing if anyone else it ready yet

"Wow babygirl" Morgan says looking over at me from the table with surprise

"What?" I say confused going to sit down next to him

"Um nothing just didn't know you looked like that under the pantsuit" he says smiling I smack him on the shoulder trying not to smile back when Rossi and hotch come out and boy is it weird to see them out of suits

"Hey guys want anything to drink" Garcia comes out holding bottles of alcohol we all laugh

"Wow Annie you look hot" Garcia says looking me up and down smiling

"That's what I said" Morgan pipes in

"No you made fun of my pant suits" I say pointing my finger at him which makes him laugh next Spence, jj, and Seaver come out joining the party everyone starts to get up getting drinks

"You want anything Annie?" Morgan asks

"Thanks but I'm ok I don't drink" I say shyly he nods going to get one for himself I watch everyone smiling and laughing with each other feeling a warm fuzzy feeling in my chest that I've kinda become apart of it

"Hey what's up" Spencer says coming over to sit next to me

"Nothing just enjoying the show" I say waving my hand towards Garcia and Morgan dancing to no music he laughs lightly

“You look…different” he says looking at my outfit he swallows his Adam’s apple bobbing up and down I laugh

“Thanks?” I say not knowing if it’s a compliment or not but embracing it anyway

“Your welcome” he says trailing his eyes up to mine I almost look away but I see a flick of what looks like….lust? No it can’t be…can it? I get lost in his chocolate brown eyes and for a moment it feels like we’re the only two in the room but I snap out of it coughing

“So um you excited we’re here?” I question looking away

“Yes and no” he says looking shy

“Really free vacation and you don’t like it?” I say confused looking back at him

“I just, my mom…you know it’s really none of your business” he suddenly snaps closing back up and going back to where we were yesterday

“Spence im sorry-“ I go to say but he interrupts me

“It’s Reid” he says harshly i look at him in shock

“Sorry Reid, I didn’t mean to upset you” I say getting a little frustrated at the sudden outburst

“Whatever” he says getting up disappearing into the hall going to his bedroom, what the hell was that I sigh out running my hands over my face

“Hey mama what’s wrong, where’s Reid” Morgan comes over asking putting his hand on the back of my chair

“Nothing” I grumble getting up and also going to my room leaving everyone confused what happened

“What an ass” I sigh out angrily sitting down on the edge of my bed when I hear a knock at the door

“I want to be alone” I shout at the door but they come in anyone

“Wha-“ I stop when I see who walked in

“Reid” I groan standing up not wanting to fight anymore but when I look up at him I see a disheveled version of him with his curls falling on his face, when I look in his eyes I feel like the wind got knocked out of me at the pure anger and…lust I’m 99% sure that this time that’s what I’m seeing when all of a sudden he stalks towards me I walk back a little scared but weirdly…excited my legs hit the bed and I have no where to go as he still comes towards me stopping inches away from me

“Reid” I whisper breathless he sticks his tongue out looking at me quizzically for a moment before reaching up putting his hands on ether side of my face leaning down towards me, holy shit he’s gonna kiss me i think to myself but when I close my eyes ready for the kiss I feel his hot breath on my face he’s…laughing

“It’s funny how you were so mad and now your melting under my touch” he says smirking devilishly I look at him in shock at anger but also getting slightly wet at his harsh words I think of an idea and smirk he looks at me confused

“Two can play at this game reid” I say putting my hands on his chest feeling his slender figure through his shirt he looks down at me suspiciously I just keep smirking sliding my hands lower and lower until I reach my goal

“Annie” he looks at me wondering how far I’ll go with this

“What, can’t handle it?”I smile up at him challenging him his eyes darken coming closer to me our bodies pressed firmly together my hand still on his cock

“We’ll see who can’t handle it” he whispers in my ear I shiver with anticipation he comes back to my face teasing my lips with his I go to seal our kiss when he backs away smirking at me seeing how dazed and wanting I am for him

“You look so pretty like this” he says looking me in my eyes licking his lips squinting before walking out of the room disappearing leaving me confused and frustrated, I can’t believe that just happened it was wrong he’s my co worker but damn if it didn’t feel good

“Shit” I sigh sitting down on my bed huffing out

[chickensarentcheap]

Tyler was very good at it, but he had a hard time with the really poopy ones lol. Esme could handle everything from sopping wet with pee to the ultimate of blow outs. So I'm going to give it to her lol

Clean the boys' bathroom LOL. She does not understand how they never seem to actually get the pee in the toilet, despite the fact he was very diligent especially when it came to toilet training them and showing how it's done when standing up lol. Something mom couldn't do. lol. So he handles that for her. He tends to take the garbage out the most do and mucks the stalls for the animals. The oldest boys and Declan are good at helping.

They'd be cool with it. They are raising their children to have free will and to think and make decisions for themselves, and if, after researching and experiencing things, they decide that religion is for them, mom and dad will accept that and nurture it the best they can. But both Tyler and Esme will NOT become religious themselves.

TJ and Millie both want to go to Hawaii and California on surfing trips. Tanner wants to visit Iceland and Finland. Declan has a dream of going mountain climbing in places like Austria and Switzerland. The others are still really small and to them the ultimate place is Disney World and they go there every two years :)

Tanner is very good at advocating for himself and the things he needs. So Tyler built him a 'safe place'; enclosing his bed and turning into a cabin with barn doors that open and shut. Just a place he can 'lock' himself into it when he needs to. They plan where they go to eat, shop, vacations, based on what kind of 'escape routes' there are for Tanner and what kind of 'safe places' they can arrange for him to retreat to. They allow him to wear his noise cancelling headphones at the dinner table if he's overwhelmed by the noise.

You know, they just love to hang out together. They love spending time on the beach, just the two of them. He'll take her for a surfing lesson, they'll have lunch down there, they will just lie in the sun and talk or read books. They'll go on hikes in the woods. They'll goof around on the skateboard ramp (like that video of Chris trying to do kick flips lol). And they nap. Mostly on the hammock of the swinging bed on the maste rbedroom patio

They love working there. It's a very relaxing place. There's fish tanks and the bookstore cat and there's a little courtyard out back and they listen to music. She's a good boss and very friendly and outgoing. And the place is very respected by locals and tourists and they've been featured in magazines and even a tv show about places to visit not just in Queensland, but Australia itself :)

Tyler is a strict boss. He's very much a perfectionist and didn't accept excuses or mistakes. But he's also fair and treats his people with respect. Not to mention pays them EXTREMELY well. Including medical bills, dental, all those types of benefits. And he is very well respected (and even feared in some ways) in that circle

Addie has always been so sensitive. And a little drama queen! She'd totally lose her mind at feedings if it was coming fast enough (there was a scene with Tyler being like 'omg, calm down' lol) and she had a temper tantrum when she was learning to crawl and lost her balance lol

Oh yeah. Millie especially. They know they're not supposed to go into the woods alone, because dumb asses will hunt in there despite it being private property. But she's especially been known to go in there and get caught or ratted on.

@tragiclyhip

[mooodyblue]

hiiii! i just had this thought stuck in my head about taking either little!e or austin to like the aquarium or the beach for their birthdays! i just think it’d be so cute! 🖤

ty for the request!! here are little!aus aquarium headcannons i did a while back! went ahead n did little!e at the beach <3 enjoy!!

wc: 1k

masterlist

you begged and begged for this vacation. it was elvis’s birthday week and he deserved a proper break, to be able to finally relax with just the two of you alone. you were over the moon when you finally got everything into plan, booking a flight to hawaii and surprising elvis the moment you landed privately and headed straight to your private rented home right near the beach.

the day of his birthday, he got so overexcited that he slipped into his headspace and was on you all day about going to the beach. he was also excited about cake and presents and ice cream and-well, everything. it’s his birthday, he loves that he gets a day all to himself. you woke up to elvis hovering over you, still in his jammies, his hair sticking all over the place with a wide smile on his face. “momma? you awake?”

you squinted your eyes at him, glancing at the clock behind him and then up at his smiling face. “i guess i am now.” you raised your head up slightly to peck him on the nose, “g’mornin’, silly boy. is today a special day?”

he nodded quickly. “it’s elvie’s birthday, momma! elvie day!”

“oh, is it? is that right?” you grinned. 

“mommy promised elvie a trip to the beach today.” he giggled. 

“that’s right. i did. but maybe we can get some breakfast first. what are we thinking?” you asked.

elvis thought for a minute, thinking hard. “pancakes! a-and um, maybe eggs!” he decided.

you cooked him a big birthday breakfast and made everything just the way he liked it. he insisted on having both juice and milk, thankfully you brought a couple of sippy cups and filled them both just for him. you fed him happily, wiping off the sticky syrup from the corners of his mouth every time. 

after getting him washed up and ready for the day, he still begged and begged for you to take him to the beach. he didn’t care about cake or presents, he just wanted to go out to the ocean outside the house. 

he watched as you packed a beach bag, his eyes glimmering with excitement as he caught on to what you were doing. “are we goin’ to the beach now? please? pretty please?”

playfully rolling your eyes, “yes elvis, we're going to the beach. go get ready.” you chuckled. elvis bolted out of the room, rushing to get himself changed and ready for his day at the beach. 

the moment you stepped out onto the sandy beach, elvis darted for the water and jumped right in before you could open your mouth and stop him. “christ, elvis! seriously?” you sighed as he completely ignored you, swimming around with all the happiness in the world as you got yourself settled in your chair. 

“momma! look! look! are you lookin’?” elvis yelled from across the water. you sat up and glanced at him floating on his back, kicking his feet in the water.

“oh, look at you! don’t stay in too long or you’ll get all wrinkly.” elvis giggled and swam back up to the shore, pushing his wet hair back and padding his way to you. you smiled and waved him over, digging out the towel next to you in your bag. he caught it once you threw it to him, wrapping it around his shoulders as you used another towel to ruffle and dry his hair. “you getting tired yet?”

“nope!” he exclaimed, sitting on the ground next to you to get to work on his sandcastle. “momma, can you help?” he asked, looking up at you with his big, blue eyes.

you couldn’t say no to that face. setting your book aside, you crouched over beside him. “what should i do?” 

elvis hummed, patting at the sand with his hands as he molded it into a shape. “shells! any kind. wanna put some on the outside of the castle. a-and maybe on the top a-and on the floor and-oh! maybe i can make a river…” he trailed off, coming up with ways to decorate both the castle and outside on it. 

you chuckled, ruffling his hair with your hand. “okay, i’ll get you as many shells as i can.” you picked up a bucket and headed to the shore, picking up all the various shells you should find as you walked along the shoreline. meanwhile, elvis was already hard at work on the second layer of his castle, doing his best to shape everything perfectly to make it even and stand tall. he then called for you, asking for the shells. you returned quickly gasping at the small tower in the sand. “baby! you’re so talented!” you sat on the ground with him, setting the small bucket beside him. 

“‘s gonna be the best castle ever, momma! you’ll see. can you put the shells on the outside?” he looked inside the bucket and pushed it back over to you.

you both worked on the sandcastle together for awhile. all the way up until the sun began to set. truthfully, in between building he would often toss sand at you or tell you to do something differently. he had completely forgot about it being his birthday just as you lost track of time. “i know you wanna keep building, but we have to go back, honey. we have to do cake and presents.” you frowned. 

“oh.” he looked down at his castle and then up at you. “can we come back tomorrow?” 

“if you’re good, i promise.” you stood up and wiped the sand from your shorts, helping him up as he helped you pack your things. 

he kept a towel wrapped around his neck, securing it tightly around his body. “momma, look over there!” he pointed behind you at nothing.

you turned around, trying to see what he was pointing at. “huh?” you looked around then turned to look at elvis, who was giggling and running away from you as fast as he could. 

“i’ll race ya!” he yelled.

“you’re going to be the death of me!” you groaned, leaving to chase after him.

[xplrvibes]

six months only? and you went to hawaii with someone you've been seeing for only six months? stop, i thought they started dating in decemeber. because like, they were hanging out and going out around there, and then those new years photos?? like, what do you mean you guys started dating in march? 😭😭

Every time Colby pops up and drops new Colby lore on us, it's the best day of my life lol.

And look, I want to preface this by saying something: saying "I love you's" and going on vacation with one another after 6 months (especially when there was a 4 month talking stage preceding that) isn't all that abnormal. Hell, my parents were already living together and planning a wedding within 6 months of getting together so...it happens.

But what has me gobsmacked about all this is that Colby was doing genuine, grade a boyfriend stuff for months before they made it official. He was taking her on helicopter rides and commenting cute stuff on her posts and flying in to see her and having her fly in to see him...and he hadn't even gotten the titles nailed down yet?

When our boy decides to give into his base urges to be a sap, he gives it his all 🤣.

Anyway, from what I can tell, he met her in November and entered some kind of talking stage in December, somewhere in Jan/Feb they started regularly dating, and then in March they decided to actually make it official official and call it a serious monogamous relationship.

....interesting. That's all I'll say. Just...really shines a new light on some of the other side sagas that were happening around this time, lol.

Also, that man made this official on March 25th and hard launched her by April 15th - he was not playing when he said "when I get a girlfriend, you will all know" 🤣.

Happy 6 months, at any rate. I'm glad we know the official date of the girlfriendering now!

[biaswreckmepls]

Gettin' Down with 3P

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12827724

Author: theskipper

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Min Yoongi/Jung Hoseok, Min Yoongi/Jung Hoseok/Kim Taehyung

Status: Completed

Chapters: 1/1 (31024 words)

Tags: Vacation AU

Summary:

Five days in Hawaii with his brother, his best friends, and his unrequited crushes. Taehyung's got this under control until he doesn't.

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12827724

[jointhearumanati]

MHA PERSONAL HEADCANNONS

🌟People with Voice Related Quirks almost always are fantastic singers Mic and Shinso would blow your mind

🌟Kirashima isn't a bad singer when he's alone but in front of others he can't sing well due to lack of self-confidence Bakugo found him singing alone In the kitchen singing beautifully he was Stunned

🌟Mic and Aizawa have been married for 8 years they honeymooned in America

🌟Shinso was adopted by Mic and Aizawa after they found him being treated badly and muzzled in his foster home

🌟Mic and Shinso were both given up for adoption Mic as a newborn and Shinso when he got his quirk both have experienced bad foster homes and Muzzled they both have very faint scars from the muzzle

🌟Aizawa's Quirk was called Villainess when he was growing up

🌟Mirio and Tamaki got married after graduation they had been together sense middle school and are often called soulmates Mirio proposed they honeymooned in Hawaii

🌟Nijire and Yuyu got engaged after Graduation Nijire Proposed

🌟Bakugo and Kirashima got together shortly before the 2 heros movie but they kept their relationship a secret by Bakugo's Request they got "LOST" making out in the elevator and ending up on the 80th floor

🌟Aizawa has to physically restrain himself from petting the Cat Officer sometimes The Cat Officer will let him pet him

🌟All Might has a crush on Inko but he feels ugly and too old for such a beautiful woman little does he know Inko finds him very handsome All Might will take every reasonable excuse to hang out with Inko he bought her flowers for her birthday Midoriya knows but he keeps quiet

🌟All Might is bisexual and did date Both Sir Nighteye and David Shield both ended on good terms

🌟Kaminari and Jirou are bisexual and did like each other romantically but decided to explore their sexuality Kaminari with Shinso and Jirou with Momo both are perfectly happy with their respective partners and decided to just be friends

🌟Todoroki, Ochako, Shinso, Aoyama, Rody, and Toga have all had or has a crush on Midoriya

🌟Midoriya is basically an unlicensed Therapist and many people have come to him for advice word got around the entire school

🌟Sero can use a Sewing machine and use a needle and thread he made his hero outfit himself 🪡🧵he also Knits

🌟Sero's favorite bug is a Spider and Owns a pet Tarantula

🌟Sero likes Spiderman movies from the Pre-Quirk Era

🌟Todoroki and Momo go on very expensive shopping sprees walking down the street looking like models everyone thinks they're together but it's really just Rich Gay and Lesbian solidarity

🌟Endeavor has multiple Black Credit Cards Shoto stole one and basically just let's anyone spend anything with it the more expensive the better

🌟Todoroki hosts 2 Conspiracy Theory Podcasts one for U.A and another for the Public you never know when a Love Child will pop up

🌟 Ochako's Hobby is astronomy she knows all the planets and their moons she hopes if she makes enough money has her parents taken care of she can go on vacation in a rocket in space when she has time

🌟Tsuyu had a small crush on Sirius

🌟Mic's favorite animal are birds especially the cockatoo

🌟Bakugo loves Cats

🌟Kirashima loves dogs especially Chihuahuas and Pomeranians he likes their moxie

🌟Kirashima knew he was gay pretty early on when he hit puberty he kept it to himself and never came out to anyone except the Bakusquad

🌟Bakugo didn't really know he was gay until he met Kirashima but when he looked back he understood why he liked those Men's Fashion Magazines he actually is subscribed and gets new issues in the mail for research purposes of course

🌟Bakugo is trans 🏳️‍⚧️ he knew he was a boy very early on around 4 years old he took Hormone Blockers wore a binder before getting the full surgery before he entered U.A he only ever told Kirishima when he asked about his scars in the locker room Midoriya knows too

[polyghostfacehours]

im curious. I just randomly got this idea, what would happen if poly!ghostface’s S/O took them on a vacation. just out of nowhere, they’re like “hey, we should go hawaii!” Like pure crackhead energy, spontaneous in other words lol 🌚

Combined these babies since they're similar. I had a blast with this, so it's a beefy one!

TW: Brief mentions of smut.

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poly!Ghostface on a Vacation to Hawaii with GN!Reader:

They knew something was up when you came bounding down the stairs and Risky Business sliding into the kitchen.

Billy was drinking a soda and reading a mystery novel at the island and Stu was raiding the pantry bc he was bored.

Sooo, it's summer. Neither of you decided to take classes this semester because of one reason or the other

And you bring up going to Hawaii! I mean, why not.

Stu is absolutely ecstatic and 1000% down. The one good thing about being dragged by his parents into business or socialite trips was how fun it is to travel.

Small town killer boy Loomis hasn't left Woodsboro much and has even been outside of California before. So he's down.

You can Billy offer to pay for yourselves, but Stu isn't having it bc that means he'd have to wait longer while you guys try and save up.

And he aint waiting lol.

So The Trip itself:

Airport portions, are hell. You find out that Billy is a total Karen when flying lmaoo.

"Pay extra for luggage? Are you fuckin' kidd- no Stu, don't hand them the money yet, Im gonna talk to them because this is ridiculous. We paid for this!"

Flight attendant telling Billy the box meal he wanted isn't available: "Then why did you hand me a menu that has it on the cover? No, whatever its fine, just get me the other one then."

Stu is surprisingly chill at airports. He's been to them a lot, so he knows their standards and procedures inside and out.

He usually rides business class with his parents. But you and Billy didnt want to spend a shit ton of money on the flight when it could be used on the trip itself. So Economy it is.

The plane ride is actually not that bad. You 3 p much just did your own things. Listening to music, sleeping, reading a book, playing your Gameboy etc.

When you arrive in Kona International is when the real fun begins.

Immediately, and Im talking as you get off, the airport staff greeting everyone was handing out leis. You guys put em on.

The hotel you go to is absolutely gorgeous. This is where you let yourself splurge. Stu payed the bulk of it, but you and Billy made sure to chip in a good chunk.

It's a resort, basically. Huge hotel, wit beautiful lobbies, marble flooring, different types of huge fountains and waterfalls, etc etc.

There's a shit ton of pools, gyms, tennis courts, golf areas etc. And you're RIGHT next to a gorgeous beach that you can look out from your room to see.

Speaking of your room, like the rest of the hotel, its absolutely gorgeous.

Google luxury hotel rooms in Hawaii and you get the picture.

Huge huge fluffy bed, and large glass shower with color changing lights, huge jacuzzi for a tub.

And yeah, the sex is going to be absolutely wild. You're going to have trouble getting them to leave the room lol.

So the first night, you guys just unpack and relax. It's super late at night when you arrive and you're tired from the flight. Youre planning on eating out at a ton of superb restaurants, but tonight you take the opportunity to check out how good the room service at the resort is.

You order some delicious Hawaiian fare, including desserts like pink Haupia cake and such.

After a quick nap after eating dinner, you guys would head down to the lobby and go to the Mai Tai bar for a few drinks. It's by a waterfall and it pretty empty, so you enjoy just hanging there, just drinking and talking for awhile

The you guys explore the hotel a little, scoping out the pool area and the tennis court and such before just heading back to the room.

You guys pass out then lol. Nothing raunchy happens bc jet lag and you're all just so tired.

During the vacation, you guys end up getting breakfast everyday at the hotel. Stu absolutely obsessed with the coconut syrup on waffles with pineapple preserves. Billy likes the spam musubi.

At Stu's insistence, the first thing you guys do is go to a beach with waves. Stu brought his surfboard and he is over the moon at a chance to surf in Hawaii.

You and Billy watch him catch some waves. You cheer him on, which hypes him up even more. Billy mostly just watches and smiles fondly, but he lets out a few whoops or two at some cool tricks or whip-outs.

You guys end up renting a jeep and just driving through the mountains and volcanoes on Highway 560. You put down the hood, and are in awe at the beauty of nature, and the way smaller towns are built up along the side of a mountain. The air is fresh and you guys put on some good music and laugh.

You end up at the top of a hill during sunset, and yes you all get emotional and make-out while listening to Oasis.

One of the days you end up just going around the malls of Hawaii. The food and farmers markets had you guys drooling.

Billy had his first taste of dragonfruit, and now he'll never go back.

You got stung by a jellyfish :(, Stu insisted on peeing on your leg bc he read somewhere that it helps. You and Billy don't believe him (bc its bullshit lol), but you're in so much pain you guys end up going to a beach's locker room and having stu pee on your leg in the shower while Billy kept watch lmaoo.

Spoiler alert, it didn't help.

You guys go to the Polynesian Cultural Center, where you learn a lot about the indigenous people of Hawaii and Polynesia in general.

They don't say it during the tour, but another visitor who's Polynesian herself mentions that she's upset at how they skim over how indigenous people were treated by "settlers" and you get a crash course in it from her.

You also find out the center is owned by a church and NOT natives, and get upset enough you guys decide to forego the $300 per person buffet and live show, bc you don't want to give them money.

Luckily for you, the girl, Kanoe, is from Tuvalu and she mentions that her parents own a restaurant that serves Polynesian cuisine. You decide to go eat there, to support indigenous businesses.

Of course Billy and Stu (especially Stu) wanted to go to the Nani Moon Meadery and Kona Brewing Co. in the evening for one of the nights. You decide whether to go with them or not, but if you end up staying behind, you get to take a relaxing evening to yourself doing or going to see whatever you want! It's nice, and you really got a moment to take everything in by yourself and they get a lil date with just them two!

This happens a few times, where one of you stays behind and the other two go in pairs.

You end up going with Billy alone to Mauna Kea to bike ride while Stu nursed a bad hangover. You both get to talk and laugh, and even have a race with each other (Billy won bc his legs are longer lol.) You two got curious about smoking week at such a high altitude, so you tried it and immediately regretted it once you both had a coughing fit. You laughed afterwards about it tho.

You and Stu go mountain tubing together when Billy needed a break from ppl bc his social battery ran out. It's so much fun! You guys got individual floaties and then later traded with another couple to have a connected floaty! There were stretches of river and then really fun dips you went down!

You guys go see some national parks where you get to see real molten rock and lava!

Of course wihtout question, you guys go see the Jurassic Tours where you get to see and walk around where it was filmed! You 3 binged the movies the night before the tour too to prepare!

It almost goes without saying, but you guys have sex in every surface of that hotel room. Shower, balcony, bed, floor, desk, etc. Everywhere.

And you guys ended up having a romantic and passionate romp in the jeep during that one sunset you guys watched.

You wanted to do more, like see the manta rays, check out Lahaina Town, go snorkeling, or go to tour the Kona Coffee Farm. But alas, your time was limited and there was just simply too much to do.

No worries though, you guys will undoubtedly come back in the future!

[sakinotfound]

Butterflies

(Yui Tamura x fem!OC)

synopsis: the main plot of this story is romance. the story revolves around the OC and how she falls for her best friend, vice-versa. it would also show how she grows and learns as an individual.

warnings: mature language, curse words, smut, sexual stuff, mentions of abuse, sorry for any mistakes will edit it later (will add on more as i write)

note: i couldn't find any YBC stuff that i actually liked so i thought why not i write on my own?

link to chapter 1.

PROLOGUE

as a second year student at Morimori Academy, Tsuki Aikawa was already used to how the school works. private schools are generally very difficult and have very high standards — higher than regular schools.

Tsuki used to belong to an extremely wealthy family. her father was the CEO of one of the world's leading companies. on the screen, the Suzui family was shown as a very happy and stable family. The mother and the father posed happily towards the flashing cameras and looked as if they were in love. their daughter was shown to be having the time of her life with all the Instagram posts showing her vacation at Hawaii or the Bahamas with her parents. but nobody knew what happened behind closed doors. and that was exactly the reason which lead to the divorce between Rin Aikawa and Aoi Suzui.

but that wasn't a problem since she was an over-achiever. she was very competitive, determined and focused. the sixteen year old girl was career-oriented and had her priorities set. she had learnt from a very young age how important it is to be independent and strong in this cruel world.

sure money isn't everything but money is power. if you are dependent on someone else who has that power, they are going to use you, manipulate you and exploit you.

Aoi Suzui looked like someone who was very modern and progressive but he was anything but. he was an abusive husband who physically, emotionally, verbally and mentally abused his wife. he was an absent and uncaring father who didn't give a fuck about his child and constantly threatened her to take away the basic necessities and rights if she ever disagreed with him for even a minor thing.

Rin Aikawa was horrified even at the idea of a divorce, "horrendous! respectable families don't have divorces! women are supposed to sacrifice and tolerate. we are supposed to deal with this stuff! just because your father is like this doesn't mean we'll leave him!"

"father? first of all stop calling him my father. he is a taint to that title. besides what respectable? i don't see any respect given to you nor to me. being my mother how could you possibly have such low and ancient ideals? you have to leave him, mumma."

"Tsuki-"

"Tsuki what? do you know who you are? do you know what you are capable of? give me one reason why a woman like you would so much as even look in the direction of a man like him? i am done!"

it took alot of efforts by Tsuki to even convince her mother to take this seriously but she was a resilient girl. when she was serious about something nothing or rather no one could stop her. and that is how she succeeded in her parents' divorce.

after divorce, Tsuki took her mother's last name. something which she always wanted to do. something which gave her more happiness than anything ever did.

life was happy and peaceful after Rin left Aoi for good. she obviously got the custody of the then fourteen year old raven-head. after that they restarted their lives. it was a fresh start and they never looked back.

finance was never a problem for them. Rin Aikawa was a very knowledgeable and educated woman. a few years ago, Rin became the principal of Morimori Academy. it used to be a co-ed school but after a board meeting they decided to make it an all-boys school only. so now the school only had boys except her. except Tsuki Aikawa. the reason why a girl was in an all boys school was her mother.

Tsuki's mother refused to let her only child, her only daughter and her only best friend to live away from her. Morimori Academy was hidden among the hills and was the only school in miles from where they lived. for Tsuki to go to a high school she would have to live away from her only family - her mother. she didn't want that, neither did her mother. so she became an exception.

it does seem like the worst decision ever— imagine being the only girl in an all-boys school — but it wasn't. infact according to Tsuki, it was one of the best decisions she ever took.

since Tsuki was a four year old kid, she met with a lot of people. these people also belonged to the rich section of the society. and these people also had children of their own.

that is how she met Yui Tamura and Ayato Yuri. that is how she became best friends with the two most — what people would say — weirdest teenagers on this planet. but they were her weird best friends. and she found nothing wrong with them. ok maybe a few things but c'mon who doesn't have flaws, right?

Tsuki was on cloud nine when she got the news that two of her most beloved people would attend the same school as her. this was what made Morimori one of her best decisions.