#the borgers… the FRIES… the milkshakes…

[konakoro]

I have been craving Zip’s so badly…

[the-boy-and-the-poison-puppeteer]

ari are we cooked like borger

Yes

Specifically with over 10 pickles, cheese, at least 3 slices of tomato, a bunch of lettuce, and with large fries on the side

Ooh and a chocolate milkshake as well

DAMMIT I JUST ATE LUNCH NOW I WANT BORGER

[carrieway]

this poll is now artificially closed i got a borger and fries and root beer and two tacos and a milkshake from jack in the box :]

also look at this monstrosity

should i order food

should i orderfood

[custom-emojis]

Yo I can't see this and not shout out those glorious thick milkshakes McDonald's does. Like I cannot have dairy without getting violently ill, but those milkshakes are Fucking Worth It. Also their cheesed borgers are. just 👌👌👌

I personally don’t like McDonald’s milkshakes, but you’re valid!! I only rly eat nuggies and fries from there

[nil-the-glitch]

What people think girls want: - ring - sparkle - pink - barbie - man - big big macho man with no brain - like, no braincells to be found - at all - clothes - shoes - makeup, my god the m a ke  u p  - salad - c.... cucumber????? why - SOMEBODY KILL THE SPIDER OMG I CANTTTTTTTTT - mmmmmmmm big big muscle man with da MONEYS - daddy please pay for my hair extensions and breast implants - nya nya owo imma cute girl an DIFFERENT - ohhhhh if only some MAN man MANLY man would come to RESCUE me, oh me oh my I’m such a PRETTY PRINCESS What they actually want: - leave me alone - chainsaw - other girls - hoodie - no, more hoodie - sweatpants - spaghetti - fries and milkshake, maybe borger - keep leaving me alone - fuck this razor with it’s bright pink handle god where the fuck is the VARIETY - where lego - where hammer, wanna whack somethin - gimme truck - knife plz my friend need help with a bitch - hey where tf are the cheese sticks - yo pass me that magazine I just spotted one of them eight-legged fucks - combat boot plz I need to do me some stompin’ - eh I don’t need to go anywhere so fuck this mascara tbh - blanket - fuck shaving tbh there’s literally no point I don’t care what these fuckbois think - oh you thought I cared?? awwwww hahah how cute - fuck you - mind ya buisness - don’t tell me to smile or I swear to god I will shove a block of C4 up your anus ~ written by ya local cryptid Nil

[tsuki-sennin]

Borgers, fries, and milkshakes/ice cream because they are cute

[wordsbetweenthelines]

hey there self

today was stressful BUT ALSO SUCH GOOD THINGS

okay so first thing was your fault, and that was ignoring your alarm for an hour.

you took a shower and dressed in fave potter clothes and hippo socks For A Good Day

(and threw up a little bit when you brushed your teeth)

walked dogs Very Fast Because You Were On A Time Crunch

went to a new bank to open an account there

stopped in at lush to buy shampoo. and now your purse stinks. you lowkey regret this decision.

therapy! LYT: how are you? you: STRESSED LYT: oh no what’s up? you: EVERYTHING. HAPPENS. SO MUCH. LYT: okay have some note cards and a purple pen we’re gonna break this down.

so you listed out all the things you have to do on each day between now and emma with each day being a different card, and you’re only gonna deal with one day at a time and it will be FINE.

also mom brought up Pops Shit and Family Therapy so now you gotta deal with that too :))))

looks like, even though dad still won’t do his own therapy! you’re gonna be doing family therapy at next door to LYT because same building/waiting room means Familiar and thus Safe for you, but different therapist/room means that LYT is still Safest and does not get tainted by any nastiness with the rest. and LYT says that agreeing to go to the appointments, does not mean you have to participate or even stay. so there’s that.

then another bank, to move money around for next bank. so much bank.

then picked up the doggos from the groomer

had a bit of time at home

then simi and dempsey and zsa zsa! served dinners, changed into theatre dress

borgers for dinner with mom. you had a breakfasty one, and mom got fries to share and they were very yum, and milkshakes for afters!

then!!!!!

HAMILTON

it was AH-MAYZING

eliza had shaved sides, and you are Very Gay. you are also very gay for basically all the ladies in the chorus. you are Weak.

and all the choreography was fantastic! and the performances were fantastic! and you almost cried! and you bought a poster, but not tshirts. and mom liked the show! 

everything was so very very good!

asdfghjk

then back to simi and dempsey and zsa zsa

and the looming threat of pt

(look at least you did some of the exercises in between doing other things)

tomorrow

wake up

clothes

pet breakfasts

simi out

home

walk boonie

clean

toilets

dust

vacuum stairs

help make dinner

[kalevmo]

There are 3 easy steps to win my heart

Borger

Fries

Milkshake