#the bob judaism headcanon def isn’t based on my experience with judaism hahahahahahahaha

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some oddly specific belcher family headcanons because silly

• bob used to practice judaism when he was younger and then fell out of the habit after his mom died because him and his dad were too sad to celebrate any of the holidays and everything so he just started celebrating christmas so they could feel some joy during the holiday season and so they just started to do that and when he married linda that’s the only reason they decided to start celebrating easter and even so they only do it as a holiday where you get candy

• one time when gene was like 9 or 10 or so he asked louise to pierce their ears because he saw all the cool kids on tv had pierced ears and they were so enamored by the shininess so louise pierced their ears with one of linda’s sewing needles and an ice cube (it got infected and gene cried so hard that bob decided to get them ice cream for comfort and once they healed they felt much better)

• bob’s dad is lebanese (his father was an immigrant)

• they are all autistic. yes all of them. (i know this one is common but still)

•agender lesbian louise, bisexual transfem tina, bi4bi boblin, and gender-fluid pan gene (all of these i think are pretty common)

• louise develops an excoriation disorder later in life (around 7th grade) [def not based on me habahahaha]

• gene named their keyboard marble

• both gene and linda are dyslexic but gene has synesthesia and says “this sound tastes like this” and linda’s response is just something like “aw my baby my so creative baby”

• obviously linda is italian but she’s also french because i said so (she will occasionally try to speak either language and fail miserably- when she was younger and would try to speak in italian to her family members who were fluent they would laugh at her in the nicest but also most condescending way)