#the bluchussy.........

[auguste-marmonts-only-fan]

You know who to draw, Dee.

This is for you my babygirl 😘✨️💞

[hanciiii]

made this fast drawing of blücher :P

[auguste-marmonts-only-fan]

If you are in Napoleonic bubble discord server....if you know,you know 😨

[perdicinae-observer]

Hey dude I'm a big fan of whatever you're having right now so I just wanted to ask real quick for the future plans

Since Waterloo anniversary is coming, will you use your pussy to squirt out the English and the Prussians like how you did at Austerdt? be careful though because the Bluchussy is not a normal kind of puss and is hard to be competed unlike that Wellingtussy

Take care! 🎀

... [*sigh*] It has been approximately 201 years since I departed from the realm of the living, two-hundred-and-one. I am, to put it lightly, appalled that this message is a byproduct of the wondrous advancements humanity has made in all aspects of life.

In a life of comfort and peace― this is what you thought, wrote, and sent to me? Has common decency and manners been traded off in the name of progress? Was there not a single part of your brain that may have raised the question that, perhaps, you shouldn't ever write this to anyone? Or has common sense become a rarity to some of you― you lecherous fiends out there who lust and twist the image of my colleagues and I to fit your fantasies so publicly and without shame? It is not normal, it is obscene. This is an abhorrent assault on my eyes, sanity, and the very foundation of the human language as a whole. The men you slandered may be my adversaries in war, but they are still respectable men― this is not even mentioning the barbaric method in which you have suggested me in using my manhood for means of warfare...or whatever it is that you imagine to be in my breeches. Eugh. If I were to choose between reading this sentence aloud or being crushed by a fully-grown horse, head first into Russian soil in such a manner that General Sorbier believed me to be dead and sleeping soundly in the arms of our Lord like an infant...again; I would choose the horse tenfold and without regret. Now for the sake of all things created in the vision of God, kindly never pick up a quill again. Imbecile.

…Youth these days. I wasn't even at Waterloo...

... ...

...Did you hear laughing, boy?

The cookies... : (

[best-court-wine-aunt]

Duchess, I hope your journey here to our grand Königsberg has been pleasant by far and that you find the accommodations provided satisfactory. If there were to be any concerns or inquiries related to our work, do not be afraid to write to me at this address. With that being said, I am receiving complaints of melting floorboards and foul odour from locals coming from your residence...and I believe I would not have to point fingers as to who the culprits could be. I ask you to be mindful of your furry companions, lest we must take this to the civil officers. Gott mit uns,

@schwan-des-hofstaat Herzog von Bluchussy

Greetings,

I hope this letter find you in good health. It must be said that my journey to here has been just wonderful, amazing even.

I WAS ABLE TO GET HERE WITHOUT EVEN GETTING ROBBED!?

very nice, also the carrige that came for me had a....sober coachman?! I didnt even know that existed! My God. Also the carrige was quite robust, it wasnt flimsy and small like the ones im used to.

very impressive.

and it had CUSHIONED SEATS! If you were able to see my shock when I sat down and felt COMFORT instead of the cold and worn down wood. Im in awe, why hasnt anyone thought of that earlier? Or have they?... have I been missing out on cushioned seats for most of my life? I would like to know when, who and where cushioned the first carrige seat. It must be a clever fellow

and that reminds me of...

"the letter continues to span ten more page, they are not worthy of transcription or translation. They consist of incoherent rambelings, and hopefully will be lost to time"

[best-court-wine-aunt]

Good day madame!! How have you been? I'd really like to catch up on our current state since the last time we met... How long was it?...hmm... approximately 4 months! Oh my! Please do tell me that I haven't missed out on anything! I do miss you :))

((@entrepeneur-en-pudding))

Greetings and salutations , my dear Jerome

Im thrilled that you have sent me a letter. I have missed you, old friend. You ask of my state: it is well. I stick to my routine daily: take care of my sweet creatures, hunt and finish tasks relating to my duchy. How are you darling? Well I hope... and your dear sweet wife, Agathe. She is well too, yes? I must visit her when I am in the area. Shes just a pleasure to be around (and you are one lucky man).

On the topics of "events" there hasnt been much...my maid Ana Maria is with child, that is bizzare because I do not have any male staff (except dear old Philip...but he does not engage in those activities with...women). Now im just confused. How can it be that she is with child? Did she travel 3 miles to town ? No, i would know...maybe shes just getting fat?

perhaps.

AH YES ALSO

I feel there is something, queer, happening between the dukes of Bluchussy and Doomed Yaoi. They are plotting something I know it.

Why would two men spend so much time behind closed doors if they arent making strategies? Oh my dear, i have so much to talk about.

THIS IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG

-Lots of love, dutchess Deonilde Ivanović

Ps. kiss Agathe on the cheek for me and tell her that I send kind regards to her