#the bizzer

[blizz4rd1203]

Fuck With Me

[hoperambling]

Hey. Putting you underneath a log shaped hide

I am hiding underneath and enjoying a nice sssnack.

[therandomringmaster]

Bizzer, a goblin of unknown origin,leader of a group of hucksters,tricks abound,magic works about half the time,and the other fact it chooses to work its own,very finicky magic,for a farcical ’lil fellr.

@littleguysdaily for the template

[stary-darlin]

POV: you got a history test at an hour and you didn't study shi' but you gonna use your lucky charm (ellie the rizzer bizzer) and do ALL the tests in your book so when the teacher asks you a question, you will already have it in book and cheat your way out:

Could never be me <3 (it is me, 100%)

[lyrics365]

Big Drank

Big drank, big drank Big drank, big drank, ah Big drank, big drank Big drank, big drank, ayy, ooh LilJu made this beat Ayy, ooh Big drank, big drank Big drank, big drank Big drank, big drank Ayy, ooh Big drank, big drank Big drank, big drank Big drank, big drank You can get a bizzer And be sippin’ on that sizzurp Ayy, big drank, big drank Big drank, big drank Big drank, big drank If you got a…

[denverworksheet]

The Roxy to celebrate its 50th anniversary with a return appearance by Neil Young

In 1973, music mogul Lou Adler and a dream team of bizzers opened the Roxy Theatre. 50 years later, the club's still going strong, as is the 89-year-old Adler.

from California https://ift.tt/58DHwue

[skitariiposting]

King Bizzer and the Lizzer Wizzer

king bizzer and the lizzer wizzer

King Bizzer and the Lizzer Wizzer

[the-iron-fjord]

LET THE VOICE OF LOVE TAKE YOU HIGHER

[blizz4rd1203]

"Radio Head" is what they call it when I start suckin on the transmitter

[seanthedracunyan]

Oh i thought spinner was short for spinner lizzer glizzer bizzer wizzer minner hitter dotter botter....

Waaait different guy

What up liz liz

My name is not Elizabeth if that is what you’re implying. Because I know you aren’t implying that I’m a lizard… right?

[impala-dreamer]

So I’m trying to get my first job (a little later then most people but that’s just life) and I have a feeling the first thing I’ll purchase with my own money will be a vibrator and idk what to say when family ask “so what did you buy with your first paycheck”

"So...what'd you buy?"

"A pussy wand!"

*grabs pearls* "excuse me??"

"A snatch blaster!"

*mom faints*

"A bunny for my honey!"

*dad chokes on biscuit*

"A pocket rocket! A snizz bizzer! An electric cucumber! A fucking vibratorrrr!"

[therandomringmaster]

‘Goblin’ the second would be Bicker, a Kobold(often dubbed goblin dragons)with an extraordinary knack for mimicking sounds,voices,declarations.

Often employed by the goblins three to scare campers away from their site to steal cooking food,accessories,weapons,shines they happen to have, or to distract while Bizzer or Balderdash pickpocket a stopped traveler,occasionally acting as Bizzer’s ‘hype man’ chiming in with sounds or repeating words as Bizzer attempts to impress and fleece an audience.

Visit @littleguysdaily, ask for the ShlorpBurger,the look on his face with be priceless

[spleenfiesta]

@turings I did it, i did it!!!!!

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[graywyvern]

( me / "radar love" via nightcafe )

In My Time of Dying.

"my empty face your cheek thunderstorm draw me to them somehow"

-@poem_exe

The world of painting.

Even a poem about not going somewhere should go somewhere.

"The 90th Floor club, with its tomato-can light fixtures and tiny balcony and lockers full of booze kept by patrons trying to drink in a dry town, would spawn not only a label, but also its own self-contained scene."

"The complaint of the depressive individual, 'Nothing is possible,' can only occur in a society that thinks, 'Nothing is impossible.' "

―Byung-Chul Han, The Burnout Society (via @scherezardenfreude)

"They Injected an off-hand vigor into their following – a compound of natural shoulders, renegade high society, hipsters looking for the rock of rationality, brassy show bizzers, the inarticulate who accepted, the articulate who interpreted."

[doctorstrangeaskblog]

Why does the front door has a bizzer

Laxatives in tea 10/15

*returns to the sanctum*You mean a buzzer? Well, when someone arrives, they…use it to tell whoever is inside the place that they arrived.

Like, right now, I would love if that weeping angel (I know it’s following me) buzzed, because I would know it arrived. Uhnn…I need to use the bathroom again…