#the bird man

[dontmixpaintinyourcoffee]

Started watching Slay The Princess stuff, and I love this guy. Give the bird a break

[norrington-hell]

[heterochromatica]

Anonymous asked: What is Shotos honest opinion of Hawks?

"I don't trust him." that's the most honest opinion he can give without being outright rude or insulting. He doesn't hate him. That would be too much, but he doesn't like him either. And if someone asked him why he doesn't trust him: "Everything about him is fake."

[twinliches]

i helped an older man figure out the picture printing at the drugstore today. he was printing these beautiful pictures of birds he took during his birdwatching adventures. and he printed some extra for me as thanks!!!

aren't these just breathtaking. i asked him for his name so i could credit him and he said "i better not tell you. what if you remember my name and forget the bird's?" now that's a REAL birdwatcher. locked in.

look at this!! the European Bee-eater (Merops apiaster) in all its glory! so so so beautiful...

[peevishpants]

fuck it... bird sneaks

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[mispelled]

Birb

[the-vegan-muser]

The Orange Man won’t stop trying to seduce me.

[winding-maze]

Pheasants everywhere! 😩

Fancy Rococo Pigeon Man for thesquirrellord on ArtFight! The pigeon was just so fancy and dramatic, I could not resist drawing him.

(ID by @waitingforthecat - thank you!)

[fernsnailz]

sketching my fursona in some outfits i liked recently

[yeetmyboi]

My lil brain cell just had a little thought about freshly being Simon’s wife and you get invited to your first outing with the bois and their birds and Simon gets to see a side of you he absolutely loves.

Like maybe it’s a small outing just for everyone to meet and get to know each other. You get nervous about meeting so many people at the same time, let alone some of Simon’s close friends and coworkers.

Perhaps you’re a bit self conscious about being a bigger gal, but it all deflates when you see you’re not the only one. Price’s wife, just as plush, is very welcoming and friendly. She pulls you into a tight hug, ‘welcoming’ you into their little ‘wives’ club and immediately introduces you to Johnny’s and Kyle’s significant others.

After the first hour, you find yourself feeling a bit silly about being so nervous and start loosening up. It all reaches a head when Johnny suggests a cheeky game of softball or kickball. (And of course it’s these trained special forces men vs their cute wives, duhh).

You’ve played sports in the past, finding you had a bit of a competitive streak. So, you’re not surprised that it resurfaces during what should be a relaxed game. Even the other wives get into it, playful trash talk and teasing ensues.

At one point, you hit the ball and manage to steal not just one base but two.

Simon can’t help but grin. He likes seeing the determination on your face. The look that he swears could move mountains.

Absolutely goes feral seeing you dive to avoid Johnny’s attempt to tag you out and touch base. Gray dust and gravel covers your outfit as you pluck yourself back up.

The whole thing turns him on. Seeing his soft bird have a sharp edge to her, a bit of grit to her softness. The duality of it all is enough to give this man something else to distract him for the rest of the get together

Definitely something he’s gonna have to show you the second you two are alone in the parking lot as the others leave.

Just a thought lol 🤭🤭

[platypusundercover]

HE'S FINALLY FREE FROM SKETCH JAIL OMFG ICARUS

[almondcroissantsandink]

i will give the animators 12 american dollars if this is how the inevitable final faceoff with Striker goes down

[bruciemilf]

Absolute “can my friends and I have a sleepover” energy

[alfheimr]

you feel real to me.