#the bestest little scrunkly boy..........

[marclef]

happy birthday @eskariolis-con-salsa!!!!! hope you've had a great day today!!!

here's a quick little drawing for you, a treat for my favorite little poison dart froggy 😊😊

(i swear i draw him differently every time i draw him, oh well 😓)

[iamthescalesofjustice]

bc of the games timeline/presented story not super making sense and my fun little anti-isolde conspiracies and dreamer!surana’s intermittent connection to bby alistair i have a multitude of options for interpreting exactly why eamon was poisoned but i think my favorite is to combine them bc you get, like

jowan: wow ive been out of the tower two weeks tops and multiple people have asked me to kill this guy, he really must he as bad a surana used to rant about. 

jowan: ... 

jowan: well, i dont think im much of a killer, but all that they tell me to do is go kill eamon, so what choice do i have but to listen? 

[baura-bear]

javid thoughts for tonight. jack being jealous.

he never thought of himself as the jealous type, at least not very easily, you know, he's just used to the tough living and whatnot and he also learned to always have some distance right. but then david came around. and jack was pretty infatuated from the very first day (even if he didn't want to and wouldn't admit to it) and as time went on obviously they got closer and closer. friends then best friends and then that weird stage between best friends and something more and neither of them had the guts to bring it up. okay but back to jack's jealousy problem

some days david would sell with someone else than jack, just spend the whole day cracking jokes and hawking headlines with, say, mush or crutchy, or he would mention one of his school friends, or jack would witness david with said school friend, and he would mostly handle it well. but on a bad day, or after a few days of this, he would just feel so so jealous. but like a scared kind of jealousy, because oh no what if david will just find someone better. i think that jack definitely has some self esteem issues and so he assumes he's incredibly replaceable and he feels miserable because of it sometimes, no matter how certain he is of being david's bestest friend. and david of course is way too smart to not notice this behavior on those rare occasions, and of he's also way too smart to not do anything about it. he mostly doesn't bring it up explicitly, because he knows it would just frustrate jack further, and so instead he just subtly mentions how glad he is to have jack and how he's his best friend. and if that doesn't work jack also gets a kiss or two:3c

When I get a notification that you’re in my ask box I’m like a puppy who’s owner hasn’t been home all day but it just heard the car door close so it knows it’s owner will be back soon and it’s waiting at the door wagging it’s tail and jumping around and whining because it can’t contain it’s excitement

Jack is so jealous and he doesn’t even realize it most of the time. Most of the time Dave finds it endearing but sometimes he just wants to squeeze Jack in a giant bear hug cause he knows it all boils down to Jack’s insecurities and abandonment issues and he wishes he knew some way to show Jack that he’s by his side through thick and thin.

My scrunkly little boy <3

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Now do dbh you whore (lovingly pls ily)

KGJFKDJS THANK YOU ilyt <333

Send me a fandom (Detroit: Become Human) and I’ll tell you my:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Kara my beloved💕💜 also the Jericrew, love them

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): SIMON purest bestest boy, he gives great hugs and Markus knows it, the lucky bastard

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): NORTH. She is amazing and perfect and she's done nothing wrong ever and I love her and people who hate her are dull and boring. Also. dude. Chloe. She's literally perfect and wonderful and so underrated. Luther too he's very underappreciated and he's such a sweetheart I love him sm.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Again, Simon. Also Sixty, drama queen loml. And I also go feral when I see Tina

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Gavin fucking Reed. I love that shit head rat bastard so much. I also love messing with people who hate him it's my second favourite past time. Also, funnily enough, Kamski. I know so many people who find him anywhere from annoying or discomforting to downright detestable and I don't get it. I actually really like him. I could listen to him talk about literally anything.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): Nines. Idk just something about him is more fun to mess with than Connor, even though I like Nines more. Connor is just boring to mess with and he's more canon idk Nines is like free real estate with torment. Also I like to emotionally torment Simon in fics because there's just so much canon angst to use for him and I love the idea of a sweet, caring, kind, loving, ray of sunshine secretly being just so smad all the time.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Fucking Perkins man. I hate that bitch. Also TODD. He can fucking die he's the absolute worst. And I'm gonna get hate for saying this but Ralph too. I literally can't stand him.

[runawaymun]

Could you please do the fandom characters ask for Tolkien?

Aaaaa thank you for sending this in!! 

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Elrond. It’s Elrond, okay? I just love him to pieces and I have exactly one braincell and it’s dedicated to thinking about him. Kind as summer? Fair? Ancient? The bestest Dad????? Father?? Hold me please. But also he’s my woobie babie boi and he deserves all the hugs and happiness. 

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Lindir, my love! As in, the version of Lindir from the Hobbit films. He’s just so precious?? So anxious. A smol wee babie GOD I love him. He literally gives me cuteness aggression like I want to pick him up and squash him into jelly. 10/10 you could kill him with a swift smack from a leather glove. He’s so stressed I just want to swaddle him in blankets and feed him grilled cheese. 

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

Théoden! I really feel as if he isn’t talked about enough. I love his arc of despair vs courage. I love how much he cares for his people, how he strives to do the right thing. He’s kind of an opposite foil to Denethor in some ways. They both cared so deeply for their kingdoms and wanted to do right by them, but in the end (after a lot of fighting!) Denethor gives in to despair and, on the other hand, Théoden rides to his doom leading an army in the hopes that they will have a hand in saving Middle Earth. I think too many people really focus on his early Doom and Gloom (esp. in the films) and just don’t give him a chance. 

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

Celebrían!!!!!!!! She’s mentioned like FOUR times in the entire Tolkien legendarium and that is a CRIME. She’s my MOM and I LOVE HER. In my head she is soft and wears flowers in her hair and likes to garden and has such a soft spot for animals. And she weaves magical fabrics!!! She devised waterproof bandages for Elrond and always makes clothes for her kids that are enchanted to be stain/tear/damage proof and also feel like a hug from a friend. 

She just lives rent free in my head and if anyone’s ever like ??? wait who’s Celebrían ?? I’m just over here john mulaneying it up like THAT’S!!! ELROND’S!!!! WIFE!!!!!!!

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Maedhros! I refuse to accept any narratives that paint him as an awful person. Did he do awful things? Yes. At the compelling of the Oath. Which he swore when he was pretty young without any real knowledge of what it would mean, and then later on his father’s actual literal deathbed. And Maedhros at every turn tried to do the right thing!!1 He begged his father not to burn the boats!! He went to treat with Morgoth knowing it was probably a trap but hey maybe this could all be over and he was willing to sacrifice himself if it meant everyone else might live!! He searched for Elrond’s uncles in the woods trying, trying, trying to save them!! He wrote to Sirion first, begging Elwing to just relinquish the Silmaril in the hopes that they could avoid another kinslaying. And in the end when the Oath woke again, he tried to obtain the jewels by theft, trying to cause as little death as possible.

Like??? God I LOVE him and he’s my poor little meow meow like please I will protect my Sad Tall Ginger Son.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Elrond again. Sorry. It’s too much fun to write Elrond whump. But I do this for the sole reason of the ensuing h/c that comes after it. 

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Manwë fucking sucks. He’s my most-hated character in the entire Tolkien legendarium. EDIT no I TAKE IT BACKI ‘M SO SORRY GUYS. Eol. FUCK Eol (but like Aredhel don’t fuck him sweetie) 

[diataragmenos]

Hades for the send a fandom

blorbo: zagreus

scrunkly: cerberus (only pets and scritches for bestest boy)

scrimblo bimblo: chaos/artemis (iconic)

glup shitto: good shade (has done no wrong. just here for a good time)

poor little meow meow: ares (violence my beloved <3)

horse plinko: zagreus again (literally his job???)

eeby deeby: aphrodite (sorry. i don't like her boons/weak debuff)

send me a fandom!

[flamingblinglove]

dbh!! omg i love connor to death

Suki Suki daisuki!!!! Finally someone who knows and plays and loves Detroit: Become Human!!!!

Blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Definitely Connor. He's the best boy, the good boy, the bestest. He's my favourite in Detroit: Become Human.

Scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

I really wanna say Connor again because he really IS baby, but I will go with Kara. Kara protects and loves Alice with her entire being and even though she knew Alice was also an android, she still took such great care of her and urgh, I love Kara!!!

Scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

Luther!! Please, he is such a gentle giant I love him. He's so protective of Kara and Alice and... URGH I'm so glad the three of them had a happy ending 😭

Glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

The Jerrys!!!! Okay at first they seemed really creepy but I love them. They made Alice smile by letting her go on the carousel and that was SO SWEET.

Poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Hank Anderson lol 💀Okay I actually really like him. I love his humour. Also he treats Connor like his son and urgh, what a dilf. Also, Sumo is so cute so bonus points to Hank. Andhonorary mention to Markus because he does fit into all of the above mentioned categories depending on which route you play him HAHA.

Horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Still Hank Anderson, because I wanna hear him say something sarcastic to me HAHAHHAHAAH

Eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Todd. Like seriously. Eew. I don't like him. Also Zlatko. EEW. And I also wanna say officer Gavin because he's an ass.

Give me a fandom and I'll tell you my...

[pan-gya]

your favorite, your beloved, el melloi ~

i love you siddhi 😂💕

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Gray my sweet darling!!! the bestest sweetheart i'd do anything for her <3

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): once again, Gray, I JUST LOVE HER SO MUCH

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Svin, little wolf boy with an angsty story. he's a good kid that often gets overlooked in favor of Flat, which is understandable but still makes me a bit sad

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): LORD INORAI VALUALETA ATROHOLM, she's a fucking girlboss and i need more inorai content

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): waver is a poor little meow meow, but doesn't fit this category, so Atrum? i guess? he's a dick but i'm attached to him now after reading el melloi so

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): NONE OF THEM THEY ARE ALL PRECIOUS AND DONT DESERVE ANY BAD THINGS!!! Waver :)

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): if it's for being gay, Melvin, if it's just in general,,,,,,,actually still Melvin

[patrckbrewer]

schitt’s creek for the character asks!

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

if i ever stop thinking about david rose i may die

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

patrick brewer is my favoritest bestest boy and i would die and also kill for him

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

imo no one appreciates ted and his puns enough thank you for coming to my ted talk (heh get it?)

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

rachel my love

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

schitt’s creek’s favorite whore - jake

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

david babe i’m sorry but it’s you. gotta put my issues somewhere and i can’t afford therapy

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

look the obvious answer is sebastien but god i hate mutt so goddamn much i want him gone

[strwrs]

star wars original trilogy !

ty for asking anika!!!! <333

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

HNGHNG GOTTA BE MY MANS VADER <3 i literally go absolutely feral over him, like no other character has that much of an effect on me akjdalskdj

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

luke skywalker (aka, the bestest boy ever <3)

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

obi-wan <3 i feel like in terms of the different obi-wans (e.g., tcw!obi-wan, prequels!obi-wan), originals!obi-wan is the most underrated, so there 🥰

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

honestly?? mon mothma. i see her, and my brain is like 'bzzzzzzz i like that lady' lajsdlksdj (i'm cheating, but also admiral ackbar. i like he <3)

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

i'm well aware that this is kind of cheating bc vader and anakin are the same person but... anakin aksjdlksjd. he is the definition of problematic, but also all i wanna do is give him a big hug <33

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

YODA OMG. i wanna mess with him just to see him be feral, knowing full well he wasn't always like that. force ghost obi-wan was probs like 'so uncivilized' alksdjlaksjd

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

palps can go to hell 😎

send me a fandom (or a sw movie, show, trilogy, etc)!!

[chonylolu]

SPLATOON for the fandom thing thank yew

blorbo: BIG MAN HE IS PERFECT SPECIMEN HUGE BIG ARMS TO GIVE THE BEST HUGS TO ALL HIS BESTEST BUDDIES!!!!!

scrunkly: LIL BUDDY MY PRIDE AND JOY MY SWEET BABY BOY

scrimblo bimblo: ermmm idk if he's actually that unpopular but warabi :]]] I fucking love his voice

glup shitto: I don't think I really have one :/

poor little meow meow: paruko because she's peak autism but also neglects her clown fish (supposedly)

sorry this ones rlly short I love this game to death but I'm less interested in most of the pre existing characters as opposed to ocs and the music and mechanics of the game

[lesbianwyllravengard]

for the blorbo ask game: lotr, the hobbit, tolkien in general 👀

AHHHH THANK YOU THIS IS SO FUN! <333

Send me a fandom (Tolkienverse) and I’ll tell you my:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): gotta be Thorin Oakenshield himself, my man my gender envy my king

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Faramir for sure. I want to cup his face and kiss his forehead. Purest bestest boy

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): FILI MY BELOVED!!! Also Éowyn!!! She's so great but gets so overlooked by lots of fans I love her to death

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): obligatory Tom Bombadil mention <3

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Frodo under "pathetic fave" bc he is pretty pathetic dhdhdshs

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): Bilbo but in a funny affectionate way. I would be like Gandalf forcing him into situations he thinks are tormenting but actually help change him for the better. Also Kili but in a "I think you're a bastard and you deserve to be humbled down" kind of way djfydjsjajs.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): FUCKING GOLLUM. Also yk like Alfrid, Wormtongue, Denethor, Azog, the shitty characters who deserve it.