#the bad kidzzz

[thebymo]

Due to the lack of the original art for fantasy high I will be trying to recreate the style for my own enjoyment because it’s fricking lit and I love it and I wish there was more of it

[snowflake-risotto]

Eurovision 2021 Ranking w Comments

1. Denmark - Look this is god tier, idk what all the twitter ppl are talking about. Yeah it may be "dated", but by that logic, so is Finland.

2. Czech Republic - Again, god tier, but odds are also saying it won't qualify!!! Maybe I am out of touch.

3. Bulgaria - "No doubt you're worth saving, when getting up is all you've got" FUCK I CRIED.

4. Russia - Everything Toy wanted to be. Fave backing singer is the sweaty man.

5. Australia - We actually served this year and chances are we won't qualify. Yes, I am mad cause somehow our 2017 song qualified and it was shite.

6. Lithuania - The verses, the chorus, the yellow costumes, the hand thing. It's just too hard to pinpoint my favourite part of the whole package.

7. Georgia - LBR this will never qualify, but up until we get the MYYYY LOOOVVVEEEE its my favourite song. Idk it feels like such a waste that some mindless pop might qualify instead of this (*cough* *Moldova*).

8. Ukraine - I prefer the original version. This is still amazing tho.

9. Croatia - Love it. Suck shit 5g conspirator lady.

10. Cyprus - Some of the lyrics are so stupid (hotter than sriracha on the body), but goddamn that shit is catchy.

11. France - Everyone is raving about her performance style, but I'm not a fan tbh. Love the song tho and she does sing it so much better live than on the recording.

12. Italy - Out of the two rock offerings this year, this one is more timeless. Also, HELL YEAH! FEMALE BASSIST!

13. San Marino - Flo Rida or no Flo Rida it's a banger. Lmao @ Flo rida tho for judging a bikini competition instead of coming to a little insignificant song competition.

14. Poland - My guilty pleasure. It's just way too chaotic to hate (kinda like daddy Serhat in 2019) daddy Rafał hold me like one of your fish.

15. Serbia - Look I was annoyed at first listen, but a few rum-ba-ba-ba-bums later, it's a chaotic masterpiece, not a chaotic mess like #33.

16. UK - Massive improvement! Congrats, I guess. HOWEVER, I feel that this will still struggle to make top 20.

17. Belgium - Remember how they fired their singer that was supposed to represent them last year, it is for this reason that I think this song is a diss track about her. LUKA WORE THAT JOHNNY CASH T-SHIRT.

18. Ireland - Similar to last year, but unlike Azerbaijan, there are enough differences to make it a likeable entry. This of course is helped by the fact Ireland was a bit of a guilty pleasure last year.

19. Netherlands - Jeangu's voice is so rich and beautiful. I love the lyrics, but it is naïve of everybody to think that the commentators ( I'm looking at you UK) won't make a joke about that one lyric that sounds like a vegetable. I'm not gonna say what it is, google is free yanno.

20. Switzerland - It's one of those songs that I needed to listen to several times to appreciate.

21. Iceland - I love his message and his wholesomeness. Overall I like it, but I feel like the eurofan choir was only thought of to please the public in the short-term.

22. Malta - I love Destiny. I love her voice, her personality and the fact that she grew so much as a singer in front of our very eyes. However, they could have given her something that does not sound like a Melfest reject.

23. Norway - Radiohead 'Creep,' but make it g rated with design inspiration from Azerbaijan 2008 and and Croatia 2019.

24. Sweden - It's Sweden. It's safe, good and polished, but far too safe, good and polished.

25. Austria - On one hand, I can see through it as a jurybait wannabe. On the other hand, I do get (a good) emotional listening to it.

26. Greece - Its a vast improvement. This song suits Stefania better, unlike the "hello fellow kidzzz" rubbish of last year.

27. Finland - Welcome to 2004.

28. Slovenia - Excellent voice. That's it.

29. Spain - When I listened to it for the first time, I liked it, but I haven't really listened to it since.

30. Estonia - Pretty standard song, nothing special. Everyone calling Uku "daddy" on twitter is kinda funny tho.

31. Romania - I prefer Bulgarian Billie Eilish.

32. Portugal - The song is alright, his voice however is a bit too nasal for my liking.

33. Azerbaijan - You literally sent the same song. No effort! Boo! However, I do like the 20 second shaky camera disaster at the end of the music video.

34. Albania - I feel bad putting this so low, but when you have a national final so early, I often just forget it exists come contest time.

35. Latvia - Since I didn't like Samanta's offer last year or Tamara's song from 2019, it's probably the blonde bob haircut that I don't like.

36. Is**el - Out of all the pop songs this year, I am the most indifferent to this one.

37. North Macedonia - Better luck next year.

38. Moldova - The bit where Natalia dances with ice cream cones is unsettling because it reminds me of the music video for les succettes where dancing lollipops/penises are in the vicinity of France Gall.

39. Germany - The one guy that insists on playing his ukulele in any given situation. If you thought that was bad, just wait for the beat to drop.

[fourcriticalfailures]

Eh, Yo, What’s up kidzzz??? O.O

Episode two of the Four Critical Failures DnD Podcast is up and ready to be listened to ~OvO~. Find that bad boy over on lisbyn and spotify for some down with the hip cool kids fun times (i have no clue what this post is don’t @ me I’m just trying to advertise my mess of a show)

Oh! Also, ask my blog questions for a chance to be an NPC in the next episode ;) if that kind of thing floats your DnD boat

[chasespaces]

If Pentagon were parents

mawrrrrrrrr :3 

Jinho:

lowkey “My son is better than you in every way, shape, and form.”

under no circumstances will Jinho have an ungifted child

encourages his kids to throw shade 

will spoil them if he’s in a good mood

salty because Timmy gets better grades than his kids

but Timmy can go fuck himself

not quite a tiger dad but preeetty fucking close 

Wooseok:

dressed his child in sunglasses and a gold chain for an IG post 

matching baseball caps #TeamJungfam

made memes out of his kids’ picture day photos 

family jams to hip-hop in the car

gives bad life advice tbh 

always knows how to put a smile on his kid’s face

the living definition of a fun dad

Hyunggu:

DID SOMEONE SAY FATHER OF THE YEAR??

makes his kids bento lunches 

low-key cried on their first day to school 

would be proud even if his kid totally flunked 

can be strict but it high-key makes him depressed

spoils his little ones rotten

has too much love to give tbh

Changgu:

doesn’t know the meaning of strict parenting

tries to help with homework (even if he has no idea wtf he’s looking at)

teaching his kids to kill ‘em with kindness

went to all of the boring ass sports games and musicals

suffocates his kids...WITH LOVE :D

totally organised a family camping trip 

will NEVER let his babies grow up >:(  

Hwitaek:

embarrassing dad level 57

yells across the road at his son to tuck in his shirt

chaperoned the school dance 

nags his kid to finish their broccoli

low-key has beef with other dads

threatens bullies with strongly worded emails

started an argument about who’s child is the cutest

Hongseok:

(four AM in the morning) “GeT uP kIDZzz TiME foR SchOOL!!!” 

lectures his children about protein 

weekend family hikes are a thing 

the dad with abs 

built his kids a fucking tree house 

goes extra af on sports day tbh 

mother of the year

Yuto:

has a fear of teachers

turns into a big teddy bear when with his kids

is afraid of his children’s friends 

faked sick to get out of his kids’ parents evening

packed lunch = basic ass sandwich 

friday is family movie night 

one of the softest dads ever

Yanan:

what even is parenting?

has almost dropped his child six times

hates tiny pieces of lego 

lost his toddler in a shopping mall

“I should have just gotten a puppy...”

loves his babies but low-key hates them too

didn’t move for eight hours because his baby fell asleep on him

Shinwon:

takes naps with his kids 

never makes the lunches because how the fuck

spies on his children to check they’re not doing shady shit

broke a stroller by accident 

blamed it on the baby

so easily triggered by his kids misbehaving 

kids are also triggered by Shinwon being Shinwon

Hyojong:

the only person his baby can’t win a screaming match against

holds his child with two hands like “what is this thing?”

drew a moustache on his baby

once forgot his kids were on a field trip

convinced his toddler that he was the president

wears his baby on his back and calls it a babypack 

calls his little one ‘mini-dawn’

[thebymo]

I guess I’ll be posting gorgug or kristen tomorrow before the Live🤷‍♀️ And thanks so much for the warm welcome. Especially @riz-gukgak your nice tags basically inspired me to finish Adaine and the line arted one is dedicated to you💙

Due to the lack of the original art for fantasy high I will be trying to recreate the style for my own enjoyment because it’s fricking lit and I love it and I wish there was more of it.