#the bachelor God

[a-godman]

Christ is the Word of God, the Journeying Triune God on the Bridge of Time - John 1

As the introduction to the whole Gospel of John, John 1 stresses that Christ is the Word of God as the definition, explanation, and expression of the mysterious and invisible God, especially in the five greatest events in the history of the universe. Hallelujah for our Christ! This week in our morning revival we come to the first amazing nugget from the Gospel of John, Christ as the Word of…

[spacizia]

he’s just a swinging space age bachelor man!!!!

[three-souls]

“Qui non proficit, deficit”

An oldie as my first tumblr art post because my favorite doctor is back in town…

[blitheringbongus]

Personally I think they’d be cute

[cranberrymoons]

can you believe that a real actual thing that they recorded for real actual television was buck and eddie diaz (the diazes, christopher's parents) singing What I Like About You to each other in a joyful drunken haze like. that happened. in real life. like 6 months ago.

[himeofshyness]

Just saw Caldarus’s official design, and WOW! He looks absolutely majestic. The long flowing hair, the intricate outfit, the dragon prince aura, everything about him is perfect. You’d never guess this man was trapped as a lawn ornament for who knows how long because he came out looking legendary.

Tbh, after seeing his official portrait, I just can’t stop staring at him. Hahaha, he’s just that stunning!

I’m so excited to see all the fanart and fanfics people will create for him! The community is about to go wild, and honestly? He deserves it.

Caution: Below here is a picture of Caldarus in human form. (◕ᴗ◕✿)

(Big thanks to @azem-ghale for showing this pic)

[ieatmicroplastic]

Made in response to this amazing post making him out for the queer that he is:

Also here’s just a plain gif for those who are interested

[oorangesoda]

Pov: You tried gifting Harvey an apple every week in a desperate attempt to avoid your upcoming appointment…

He’s just… he’s so… look at him!! He needs a weighted blanket and a 12 hour nap 😔

[weirdlynotspecific]

What your favorite stardew ship says about you!

(this is just a joke, all of this is for funsies)

Farmer x any of the bachelors/bachelorettes: you're an average player

Farmer x Robin: it was love at first sight at the beginning of the game and were heartbroken when you learned she's married

Farmer x Wizard: you're a bit of a freak

Haley x Alex: You like the cheerleader/jock trope

Haley x Leah: you either like lesbians or you're a lesbian

Harvey x Maru: you like smart people together and root for the underdog

Harvey x Shane: you desperately want Shane to go to therapy and this is the next best thing. You also probably enjoy older gay couples

Emily x Shane: you saw that she was nice to him and shipped it because good lord Shane needs friends

Emily x Clint: you're an incel

Elliott x Leah: you're an artist, and you like ships that are pretty bland

Marnie x Lewis: you live for drama

Sam x Penny: hi there the 80s called, they want their trope back

Sam x Sebastian: you enjoy alternative aesthetics and like the way they both enjoy each other's hobbies while having their own. You're also probably some kind of neurodivergent

Abigail x Sebastian: you think alternative couples are cute and prefer to stick with the canon

Abigail x Haley: YOUR HIGHSCHOOL BULLY IS NOT HOT, YOU JUST NEED THERAPY. Also angry lesbians that can and would kill you, love to see it

Abigail x Sam: you live to cause issues, don't you?

Caroline x Wizard: refer to the last ship

Alex x Sebastian: you love to see the highschool bully have a redemption arc

Linus x Morris: who hurt you?

[kinokoshoujoart]

the og bokumono babygirl in all his glory

[revvethasmythh]

veth: fjord, do you still need that number for a stripper? you know, since you asked me to find you one?

caleb, to veth: are you available?

[ghostertoasted]

PLEASE tell me this hasn't been done before because i think i'm so funny for it

[feroshgirlsims]

Home from travel and starting work on my next batch of chapters. Jacques's life is about to get real...interesting because before there was Bella, there was Jocasta 😈

[shmowder]

NO FUCKING WAY IT'S HAPPENING EVERYONE STAY CALM!!! STAY FUCKING CALM!

[isagaiia]

alex mullner in my style? WE ARE SO BACK 🦅🏈

redraw of this !

[importantandunavoidable]

tumblr users love to say "[X] major here!" as if that makes them an authority on whatever theyre talking about its really really funny