#the babiest boy in this planet

[dxppercxdxver]

everyone look at my fucking cat

[allig8er]

I would give all nine of my votes to Takuto if I could. I would kill for him. I would die for him.

[istherewifiinhell]

scheduled hopefully for appropriate insanity causing hours

304 cant believe everyone in gin.tama just lives like this. the. speech convictions dramatic childhood flashbacks promises lifestyle. not just for main characters i guess (is this guy the shogun.....)

yay yay yippppppe the guys. yay ayay yippeee flashbacks. DONT DIE.

kaaaaaaruga. always suspected. if i understood her more id be obsessed. Confirmed. 2 second in pulling that. i was waiting for ur weakness bullshit. BEAT UP UR OLDER BROTHER. (<- comma. gay? ) kagura born on this planet.... half a second of taka.gin grappling could sustain me for a life time (gin puts his hands on him to throw him) hey fellas i know this is the Sword Penis show but have u considered going at it meg.op. style. for me?

omg baby flashback leftest infighting. sugi ur not the most oppressed person in the world u know. well u would say that scholarship baby zura. diddddddd they shape each others ideologies like that. where they reading theory together as shitty little kids -> well prob not this show but lets indulge

oh right gin former. ghost eating thing. showing up to the school yard beef with a real sword.

HI SHOU.YOU. HI. his little pogchamps

loveeee how they do the blood in this show looks like velvet, alll dark shimmery. also the editing. wooooo.

bushido speech. this shit is cool actually. also leon.ardo the ninja turtle would love it (03)

zura giving him fooooood oh no. little. verbal redirects of kindness transparency

NOOOO SUGI beats gin for the first time clip NO NONO SUGI LAUGHING SLOW MO CLIP (already tearing up)

ahhhh the position of the school and the attitudes of the backgrounder kids actually very affecting and interesting isnt it.... shou.youuuuuuuu the man(thing) that u are....

ep. 305

theeeeee babies. the babies.... the babiest guys. so so charmedddd by them charmeddd again by how. unexpected? maybe. sugi and zura stick together.... the remainers..... kidtoki why are uuuu such a perfectly cromulent. thing. little. video game character ass look. perfect. shitty cool affect. wanna pinch his little cheeks 10/10 letting this kid be the leader of the playground gang.

shou.youuuuuu shou.youuuuuu. such a. believably. man with his complexities but hes being around children so (friendly voice) 'thats right. what do you think' sooooo. yeah immediately believes 100 thousand percent he means everything he says so truly yeah i probably would get. horrible weird trauma give the givens too

THROW THE SWORDS AWAY YAYYYYYY. flashback. ohhhhhhh sugi. i little. weird bitch (said in. desperate scrambling fondness. i love the things that are wrong with him)

gin boots are so hot...

SOMEONE INTIMATE TO CUT AND CURSE!!!!!!! ohhhhh babes (what could i possible say abt it that hasnt been said) well i hope they fuck themselves to death about it

fightscene styles gt vs tf <- place holder i left for myself. that will be extricated to a diff post.

gin scrambling in the blood and dirt under all the promises he has given his loved one. YES BABE. thats exactly what ur supposed to be going

ohhhhhh godddddddd the fucking beheading scene back to back from both of their perspectives oh jesus fuck oh hell. im going to. cut and curse at someone else. i guess. THANKS HIM. THANKS HIM FOR IT. (crying) cool. thats normal. i feel normal about the man (shou.you)(gin)

what the fuck. oboro real? thats fucked up. THATS WHO TAKES THE EYE? (knew this techincally) WHO THE FUCK IS OBORO. (am seeing him) why is he a grown ass man i thought he was a kicked dog of a boy.

SUGI. SUGI YOU DUMB BITCH (loves him)(loves intractable positions)(loves the emotional incommunicability of reality)(loves an emotional confliction you can never resolve and just have to die about) he did it to save u fucking losers. cause his fucking teacher dad man asked him too. and thanked him for the service. ohhhhh u miserable fucks

why did you SAVE US. say it like that. damn.

oh youd do anything. youd kill shou.you. youd kill sugi himself. just to save the student your teacher loved. okay. okay. jesus. so you are the same. so your exactly the same person. your saying things that dont even make sense youve both lost any plane of reality cause you cant separate the things youve lost from the things you have. the very people youve saved are now reflected in those youve lost and youll both kill them to keep them alive. okay. no yeah thats fine cool lol.

(i guess sugis version would technically be said in reverse, you cant separate what youve have from what youve lost and the very person you lost are reflect in the one who saved you. and to keep him alive (crying gin.toki) youd kill him)

and MOST IMPORTANTLY. because you are the same person. you see yourself in him and him in yourself and u cant figure out where you end and he begins and your diametric opposed mirror reflection goals that lead you to taking. the exact same actions. okay. lol. OKAY. lol.

WHO THE FUCK IS OBORO. GET OUT OF HERE FREAK. i was talking.

id alt. im always saying this. or even just. Why is Oboro.

ep 306

heyyyyyy kagura! hiiiiii. youre not dead yay! hi. older brother. youre still here.

squints ohhhh these are. the cops? mayo man and. is this the other canonical gay sex haver or. (only has the normalest of second hand knowledge)

'if im just gonna end up as fertilizer anyway, i dont care if my path there is paved by roses or thorns.' damn dude. get out of the fucking. whatever ur in. and go become a metal music lyricist. what the fuck

oh shin.pachi. ur in this show.

googling. cant figure it out. whoever this green zombie bitch is sounds familiar. wish he had a name or smth.

damn there really is space in this show huh. thats crazy thats crazy. planet of the big hats vs planet of. umbrellas? anyone wanna watch space military anime.....

shogun 'i will protect the country were my friends live' what kagura said abt the planet. 'and to fulfill that goal, you'll even endure the deaths of your friends here?' gestures at the shou.you trolley problem. wow. that is tidy. good job recursive gin.tama

why do you grip that broken sword. you killed your teacher. you battled your friend. - my enemy is right here. WEVE NEVER CHANGED. weve all been fighting our own selves. ill stop him. even if it means having to kill him. but im also the one who understands how he feels better than anyone else

ohhhhhh gin. tama. ohhhhh gin. toki. i love u. i love u so much for just. saying insane thesis shit. like. yeah! YEAH OKAY! yeah thats. making out sloppy style with the narrative theming <- what do i mean by that.

be it killing him or protecting him. their both my job (gets so hard i pass out)

gin: says the most homoerotic twisted identity shit ive ever heard in my life that rests solely on. how unextractable gin. and sugi both are from each other due to. their love of shou.you. and thus. reflectionally. each other. oboro: his students are burning with hatred. <- IS HE STUPID?

and second question. upon reflection, looking at this grown ass man thing. do we have a classic ninja turtles adult beefing with teenagers situation. please tell me yes i will roast this man to shit.

(sugi also say gay twisted identity shit) [impact image font] we are. we are going to beat you to death.

[ending bumper comedy thing] u cannot deny their commitment to the bittism. need this shit for my annoying nitpick continuity fandoms. yeah no it was cause he pooped his pants. he shitted and farted.

[littleladymab]

FebruarOC - Carroway

Everyone's favorite, the babiest Shelby sibling!! Another for the RoomWhere crowd when they were doing their ramp up to the new setting in season 2; it took some googling but I FOUND the system! It is called Spirit of 77and was super fun and funky in a 70's funk sort of way! But we did it in space Appalachia.  

Zach & Jade played the eldest and middle shelby siblings respectively. Carroway was the getaway driver because her motto is "gotta go fast". She is a professional race mech pilot (WELL professional is a loose term I think it's technically illegal) (she has a racer persona as well called White Lightning!) 

As the youngest sibling, she didn't know her parents all that well, and shortly after they died her brother Samson got arrested and went away to planet jail for a long time so she just has these mythical images of her family in her mind, the way that they were always talked about giving themselves to the cause etc, and the only one she was really close to was Cooper. But because of that, and growing up in a setting where people had more important things than her to worry about (you know, like revolution), she grew into a really wild child. To the point where she was basically a thrill seeker (her Buzz in game was Thrills: "gain experience in any session where you do something just to see if you can succeed"). 

No one could stop her, so she just went. 

So we stole a mech, in this lead-up game or w/e it's been years I can't really remember the details, and we might have Made Some Noise whoops. I do remember we had a space pick-up truck, that Carroway ISN'T allowed to drive because it is Coop's, but she had her own mech for back-up/distraction to help the pick-up truck haul ass out of there. 

The Shelby's returned in the campaign proper in which we played a combo of Beam Saber and Scum & Villainy (if I remember correctly??) They needed to get to a fancy party for this really famous war profiteer in order to steal something for our crew, so Carroway used her racing persona to finagle an invitation (I think Coop was her "bodyguard" or something, they ditched her pretty early to go infiltrate, and Samson got a job as security for the party), and midway through the party we ran into the the actual crew, and thus the stories combined! 

During that heist, it turned into kind of a mess, and Samson got arrested again, and Carroway was PISSED. 

In the end, I don't think Carroway was a good fit for the way the story was going, partly because I was just so removed from the plot of the campaign (I didn't have time or brainpower to listen to the podcast), and Carroway's major takeaway from all of it was just "Fuck y'all and fuck the war" because it ruined her family and it ruined her childhood in a way that the other characters couldn't connect with -- they were all older, and were actively committed to the cause and participated in the war, but Carroway was between 18 (in spirit of 77) and like 23 TOPS by the end of it. And because there were just so many people at the table between the core cast + the Shelbys, it was real hard to get a word in edgewise (for me) and Carroway just simply couldn't bond with any of the others when her siblings did. 

Still, I love her a lot, she was bratty but loved her siblings fiercely and was Real Good at running away from her problems because boy she could run VERY FAST (in a race mech). 

Here is her pinboard, and here is her playlist! And you can check out the art that I posted previously (sorry no twitter mirror it was so long ago I don't know where it is) from my friend Elin! Her character sheet details for both systems are up for free on patreon. 

[goodverbsonly]

STAR WARS PHASE I: THE OLD REPUBLIC

Dawn of the Jedi: Into the Void - Tim Lennon (before 25000 BBY)

Lost Tribes of the Sith - John Jackson Miller (between 5000-3000 BBY)

The Old Republic: Revan - Drew Karpyshyn (before 3500 BBY)

The Old Republic: Deceived - Paul S Kemp (before 3500 BBY)

Red Harvest - Joe Schrieber (before 3500 BBY)

The Old Republic: Fatal Alliances - Sean Williams (before 3500 BBY)

The Old Republic: Annihilation - Drew Karpyshyn (before 3500 BBY)

Knight Errant - John Jackson Miller (circa 1000 BBY)

Darth Bane: Path of Destruction - Drew Karpyshyn (circa 1000 BBY)

Darth Bane: Rule of Two - Drew Karpyshyn (circa 1000 BBY)

Darth Bane: Dynasty of Evil - Drew Karpyshyn (circa 980 BBY)

The High Republic: Convergence - Zoraida Córdova (circa 382 BBY)

The High Republic: Quest for the Hidden City - George Mann (circa 382 BBY)

The High Republic: Path of Deceit - Tessa Gratton & Justina Ireland (circa 382 BBY)

The High Republic: Battle of Jedha - George Mann (circa 382 BBY)

The High Republic: Cataclysm - Lydia Kang (circa 382 BBY)

The High Republic: Path of Vengeance- Cavan Scott (circa 382 BBY)

The High Republic: Quest for Planet X - Tessa Gratton (382 BBY)

The High Republic: Into the Dark - Claudia Gray (circa 232 BBY)

The High Republic: Light of the Jedi - Charles Soule (circa 232 BBY)

The High Republic: Test of Courage - Justine Ireland

The High Republic: The Rising Storm - Cavan Scott (circa 231 BBY)

The High Republic: Race to Crashpoint Tower - Daniel José Older (231 BBY)

The High Republic: Out of the Shaddows -Justina Ireland (circa 231 BBY)

The High Republic: Tempest Runner - Cavan Scott (circa 231BBY)

The High Republic: Mission to Disaster - Justina Ireland (229 BBY)

The High Republic: Midnight Horizon - Daniel José Older (circa 230 BBY)

The High Republic: Fallen Star - Claudia Gray (circa 230 BBY)

The High Republic: The Eye of Darkness - George Mann (circa 229 BBY)

The High Republic: Defy the Storm - Tessa Gratton & Justina Ireland (229 BBY)

The High Republic: Escape from Valo - Daniel José Older & Alyssa Wong (229 BBY)

The High Republic: Temptation of the Force - Tessa Gratton (circa 229 BBY) RELEASE DATE June 11, 2024

The High Republic: Tears of the Nameless - George Mann (circa 299 BBY) RELEASE DATE September 24, 2024

The High Republic: Beware the Nameless - Zoraida Córdova (circa 229 BBY) RELEASE DATE AUGUST 27, 2024 (JR)

The High Republic: Tempest Breaker- Cavan Scott (circa 229 BBY) RELEASE DATE DECEMBER 3 2024

Tales of Enlightenment - George Mann

Starlight Stories - Charles Soules, Cavan Scott, Justina Ireland

Old Republic Stuff SOO intent on making me learn about mandalore. and unfortunately. i am!!! boo!!!!

I like Revan + Scourge!!! cool guys

ohhh the sequels are evil btw.

LotJ is such a difficult book to read bc the Jedi who die at the end of every chapter, lmao but i Loveee thinking about Hyperspace. 6 year old me would be so surprised

FATMAN IS THE NAME OF THE SHIP

NOOOO NOT MANDALOREEE NOT MANDAALOREEE

lol the semi organic droids to protect cynxia are very cool make me sad, AND i like shigar he’s my new bestie

theron is also cool + a whole new appreciation for GRANDMASTER SATEEL SHAN

ZOMBIES

OMG not the random cult and the LEVELER and The Kevmo baby boy babiest of alll baby boys he’s so sweet and earnest and he DIED

ohh btw i like dalien in that i think he is Interesting and i am interested in him. i do not like lanoree in that she has a bad attitude but i do think that’s the point

literally zero things worked for me in out of the shadows while the first YA book had A LOT that worked. go figure.

Pretty much soured on the YA/MG Novels at this point

missing my boy Kevmo, but i think that might have been the excitement of a little jedi

Reath Silas. Sure! i can dig it.

Cohmac Vitus buddy i am COMING FOR YOU. that motherfucker handed his 18 year old padawan his lightsaber and sprinted out of the room. GIRL.

[ghost-of-you]

Thinking about him today.

[fy-seungwoo]

190131 | insta update: 아이언맨

[frenchfrywrites]

Okay, so, Trey got me curious.. 👁 Mommy kink headcanons for the Twisted Wonderland boys (your choice of who you want to do ofc💜)? Who likes to be called mommy and who wants to call you mommy? 😇😇😇

general twst mommy kink hcs

minors dni

WHEW thank u for giving me an opportunity to talk about this because I (unsurprisingly) have MANY thoughts

Wants to be called mommy

Trey (he's the mom friend.. and if ur gonna mix domestic kink in here, he wants to be a housewife mommy for u)

Malleus (idk malleus is so femme to me sometimes.. I could especially see him liking being called mommy when u bring in breeding kink)

TREIN (he's already a milf cmon)

Crewel (I already make it clear that I think crewel is a power bottom sometimes.. can't u just see him all corseted up and making u call him mommy? 🤤)

Vil (I went back n forth for a bit but I think vil only likes being called mommy.. and he likes it when you bring in domestic kink)

Wants to call you mommy

Idia (babiest baby boy on planet earth!! and is so cute n shy abt callin u mommy)

Leona (brattiest baby boy on planet earth 💀 and I've written a whole ass fic on how much I think know leona likes calling u mommy)

Cater (I think he does it teasingly at first and then gets really into it)

Sam (has way more of a mommy kink than he lets on.. and will call u mama/mommy in public lmao)

Crowley (PLEASE can't u just imagine him screaming mommy while you spank his ass red?!! anyways.. major mommy kink haver!)

Both <3

Rook (prefers calling you mommy I think, but if he's in a power bottom type mood I think he'd like to be called mommy.. or maman ;))

Lilia (I almost want to put him in exclusively likes being called mommy,, but I can also def see him sort of teasingly calling you mommy)

Vargas (LOVES calling you mommy.. but if youre sucking on his titties he likes when you call him mommy too)

[softie-shua]

lee felix as your boyfriend <3

req: May I request; Felix (From SKZ) Boyfriend Headcanons? Thank you bub! ~Grace <3

note: thank you for the request, bubs 🥺 i hope you like this!!

felix is the babiest of all babies

the sweetest boy on the planet

like he would do literally anything for you

no matter how little or how big

i mean come on, the boy went out at 3 in the morning just to buy you some ibuprofen because of a headache 🥺

he even brings you breakfast in bed every saturday

the type to bring you flowers before every date

specifically your favorite

nothing less, only the best for his baby

you’re best friends with the boys too

he introduced you to them as soon as he felt the time was right

and they loved you and you loved them

he brags to them about you all the time

“dude, she’s the best. i don’t know what i’d do without her.”

and the boys think it’s amazing

felix is also the type to baby the heck out of you

he spoils you constantly

if you’re at the mall and he catches you eyeing something for too long he’s always like “you want that, don’t you?”

“it’s nice, yeah. maybe some other time though, i don’t have any cash on me.”

he nods and says he has to go to the bathroom

20 minutes later and he’s walking up to you, a bag in his hand

“lee felix what did you do?”

“uh... nothing.”

he hands you the bag and low and behold there was the top you were eyeing earlier

all he does is smile and tells you not to thank him

this happens more often than you would like to admit

he’s very affectionate

even if it’s small

he’s always holding your hand

or cuddling you

he loves hugs, they’re his favorite thing on the planet

right next to kissing you

a big forehead kisser

he even kisses you on the hand sometimes uwu

he loves to sing to you

he knows you love his voice and he knows it calms you down so he loves to sing to you

sings you to sleep sometimes too

can be pretty protective, but most definitely not over the top

he’s more protective in the sense that he doesn’t want you to get hurt

but you’re crazy if you think he’s not gonna step in if he sees somebody flirting with you

nicely of course felix isn’t trying to hurt anyone

moral of the story, felix best boyfie

[jungkookjaan]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BABIEST BABY BOY TO GRACE THE PLANET. THE KINDEST, THE SWEETEST, THE MOST LOVING MAN. I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING, BABY.

This is only the first of the 69 wishes I'm going to make for him today. Buckle up, bitches.

[0525s]

taemin is the babiest boy on the planet

[kafkamitski]

sokka the babiest boy on the planet :) 

[autobot-ratchet]

Cyberverse season 2 episode 15!!!!!

look I know I’ve said it before but god this show gives me such mtmte/lost light vibes lmAO Bee and Hot Rod washing the Ark’s windows reminds me so strongly of Rewind and Swerve on rivet duty I love this show

THAT’S SO CUTE........... THAT’S SO CUTE THEY ACT JUST LIKE BROTHERS I’M GONNA CRY..........

 oH ASTEROIDS

...is Roddy gonna surf them that’d be rad

HE IS LMAO YES!!!!!!!! FUCK YES I LOVE THIS SHOW

poor Cheetor just beefin it lmAO

hE DOES THE FLAMEY THING TO ENHANCE HIS SURFING GOD I LOVE HOT ROD WITH EVERYTHING THAT I AM

two frat boys coaching their babiest cat brother on how to surf

OH NO CHEETOR

SHARKTICONS?????? AND THEY SPEAK LMAO

are they. are they a surfer gang

they’re just shitty surfer dudes I love it. I love this goofy ass show

CHEETOR ACCIDENTALLY JOINS A GANG

BEE ALSO JOINED A GANG I’M LAUGHIN

is there gonna be a secret third gang that Roddy joins or is he just gonna show up and smoke all of them by himself or something. or just show up after the fact like “hey guys what did I miss? nice paint, Bee”

THERE IS INDEED A THIRD LMAO GOD

what IS Cheetor doing OH RIGHT FUCK I KEEP FORGETTING THE ALLSPARK FIXES THINGS LMAO I’ME JUST LIKE “why’s he busting out the gimmicky armor device”

Optimus: what is going on where have you three been why are you wearing tribal paint and who are all those strange, scraplet-looking creatures Cheetor: we saved their planet! :D

[callmearcturus]

just griffin mcelroy things

calling all cars and vaguely vehicular objects “whips”

OH SHIT THIS THING HAS OTHER COLORS

carries a maximum of 6$ on his person at all times

#relateable social anxiety

#relateable crush on dwayne johnson that transcends sexual orientation

“boys” per capita is 5000% more than rest of planet (and about 300% more than other mcelroys)

Millenial Rage

“”“"ironic”“”“ interest in vore

being way too fucking well informed about his ”“”“ironic”“”“ interest

gaining confidence when making an absolutely batshit point

turning nonsense statements into instant jingles

“yyeeUP”

"and I’m your sweet babiest brother and30under30medialuminary griffin mcelroy!”

[itzfreakingbats]

weird headcanons: the babiest boy poe dameron

What they smell like: Poe smells like oil and whatever deodorant he put on that morning. 

How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): Poe sprawls all over the place. He often wakes up to his pillows on the ground. 

What music they enjoy: Poe is a HUGE theatre nerd. Name a musical, and he can recite the entire show, more than likely. He particularly enjoys Wicked while working on his ship.

How much time they spend getting ready every morning: For Poe? It changes on a regular basis. Doesn’t do much but brush his hair, teeth, and showers depending on the day. Takes him maybe twenty minutes. 

Their favorite thing to collects: Poe’s a huge rock nerd. He loves travelling to different planets and picking up a rock to add to his expansive collection. 

Left or right-handed: Right handed

Religion (if any): Poe grew up Catholic, and it’s always been with him. It gets him through the craziness that is the Resistance. 

Favorite sport: Poe’s a crazy fan of bowling. 

Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): Poe loves watching the animals of the planet he’s on. He was always a sucker for a pet. 

Favorite kind of weather: Anything that’s not Hux firing at him.

A weird/obscure fear they have: Poe isn’t a big fan of bees. He appreciates them, but it doesn’t mean he has to like them. 

The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: Poe’s amazingly good at Pac Man.