#the answer is thursday

[danielnelsen]

i was gonna post about how i’m keen to get back to sydney because it’s been 30 degrees the whole time i’ve been in cairns and it’s suddenly 28+ in melbourne when i’m going there (when it was previously like 10 degrees cooler)……. but no of course guess when i’m going back to sydney, the sun is ACTUALLY following me

[markscherz]

Is there an online register of different frog species' sounds that you would recommend?

There is no one good place to go, but

iNaturalist.org has a lot

xeno-canto.org just added frogs, and is probably the best in terms of data and UI

Macaulay library has some

FonoZoo is horribly built but has quite a few

Museum für Naturkunde Berlin's Animal Sound Archive is horribly built but has quite a few

Hope that helps!

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

For TTT, Jason gently grabbing/caressing reader’s neck as he fucks her stupid 🥺

"There's my girl," Jason rumbled, his hand closing around your neck. One hand.

He could snap your neck if he wanted to.

But, you knew he wouldn't. Would never. Never ever. He would never hurt you on purpose. And as he stroked your neck, his thumb tracing lazy circles on your throat all you can do is mewel wordlessly.

"Good girl," he praised. "Just let go, baby. Let me do what I want huh?"

Your legs wrap around his waist, pulling him closer and he smiled. Bending down and nipping your lip. "Needy," he tutted. "You needed this bad didn't you?"

His hips snap against yours and it feels like you're being impaled. Tears leak from the corners of your eyes. He's been pounding into you relentlessly and you don't know how long it's been.

Time means nothing.

The only thing you know is that he's there. He can make it all better. He can take that darkness and make it fade. All you have to do is trust him.

[sircolinmorgan]

"The captain I would have followed into Hell."

[serperioranimations]

What's your favorite ship in eddsworld?

Oh erm, gee, let me thi-

Tomtord. It’s tomtord through and through. It always has been and it always will be. It’s my ride or die ship. My OTP. If I wrote one piece and I was the pirate king, tomtord would be the one piece because tomtord world be real. Call me the captain of the titanic because I will go down with this ship.

Btw this is from may of 2024. ^

[pixlokita]

CC: wait, so let me get this straight. You two are time travelers from the future, but the reason Mike is good now is because he was some friendly robot that protected you?

Gregory: nahhh, your Michael is just stupid

Michael in the background, laying on the floor because Gregory tied him up because he was way too suspicious: *..exotic butters..*

[breelandwalker]

You're a CR fan? My worlds are colliding.

You bet your sweet bippy! I came in during Campaign 2 / Season 1 of The Legend of Vox Machina and I've been here ever since.

I was aware of Critical Role before that, but the episodes were REALLY long and I just didn't know how to go about watching 4 hrs of content at a time. Turns out they make great background entertainment for organization binges and craft projects.

And now I'm emotionally invested in a bunch of nerdy-ass voice actors and the wonderful stories they tell and I'm never leaving. 😊💜

[tswwwit]

Here me out, bill is extra busy, but working from home, so dipper gets to be near him but gets zero attention whatsoever. Its a repeat of that other smut fic where he tries all these things to get bill’s attention but this time it actually works. And how does he do it? Drum roll please. Opposite Glory hole. He gets ‘stuck’ but he isnt really obviously, bill cant get him out and is so focused on this predicament (cuz his husband is in trouble how is he gonna ignore this??? But also why is he naked) that he doesn’t turn back to his work.. whatever whatever actual writer’s skill, then boom, smut. Bill’s work : 0 Dipper : 2

[to-be-frank-i-dont-care]

I can't believe I never noticed this on any of my other watchthroughs

When Morse arrives at the Thursday's home in Fugue, Joan is staring out the second-story window already waiting for him to arrive

As soon as he rings the doorbell she is there to pull the door open, meaning she probably flew down the stairs so that she and she alone would be the one to answer the door instead of anyone else

And all I can think is that at dinners in the Thursday household, Fred has been telling his family about the strange new man he's recently been working alongside (leaving out the work details, of course), although the new fellow is no more than a boy, really, who's sarcastic and devoted to opera and has a bit of a chip on his shoulder but oh his mind is brilliant and he's got a peculiarly gentle and caring side to him that you don't often see in policework-

And after all those dinners of her father talking about his new bagman, Joan must have found out that one morning he would actually be coming to pick Fred up instead of Jakes. And after all she has heard about this new boy she is just dying to meet him because this is a guy her dad actually seems to like, someone he genuinely approves of instead of "scaring off," and maybe Joan is hopeful, and maybe she wonders if he's really as gentle as her father says, and maybe she wonders if he's at all cute, and maybe she thinks there could be something there in the future

and she would be one hundred thousand billion trillion percent correct

*cries*

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

I miss soft dom jason, I just know in my heart he's fun to play wrestle with aka he just manhandles you for a little bit to flex

"What's the matter, Princess?" Jason teased, pinning your wrists above your head and letting you wriggle and squirm under him.

Flexing his thighs and biceps just slightly. Letting you feel how futile it was to struggle.

"I could make you afraid of me," you pout.

"You could," he acknowledged, not missing the way you made sure that your squirming left you grinding on him. "But if you make me afraid of you I could keep going."

You didn't feel afraid. Or uncomfortable. You felt a lot of things. And they washed over him making him feel too hot and overstimulated. "Jaybird," you whine. "It's no fun when you always win."

"I win even when you win," he chuckled, bending down to kiss your nose. "You're either under me or on top of me. Either way I end up balls deep in your pretty little cunt."

"I'm not naked," you point out.

"Never stopped me before," he purred, basking in the feel of you. You'd quit struggling and apparently, you decided to just go with it. Not wanting to be an active participant in your own seduction anymore. Content to be a pillow princess and make him do the work.

And that suited him fine.

[alicornze7]

Waow my ask got pinned

Anyways I would still like to request a silly ribbun scenario please :3

sure go ahead^^

Ask away my friends:D

I spent more time on this that I'd like to admit

this is so bad for a digital painting but I'm a traditional artist and I miss the feel of paper:(

btw context in tags

[rogdona]

OUUUUUU group projects my beloathedddd

[albatris]

it's nearly time for another

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧EIGHT HOUR TRAIN TRIP✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

so if anyone has any questions they want me to answer now is a superb time to ask them

[falmerbrook]

wait could i ask you to tell me about what exactly is going on with bosmer gender roles? i’m so curious about that

Gladly, yes!

So they don't seem to be purposefully portrayed as having distinct gender roles, but I think there's some interesting things going on in their lore to make it seem like they would.

Firstly, there's the Silvenar and Green Lady. They are mean to represent the Bosmer not only as intermediaries on a political/diplomatic level, but also represent their characteristics, needs, and values ("legally, physically, and emotionally" according to UESP). The Silvenar represents their spirituality, and is deeply attuned and empathetic to the needs and voice of the Bosmer. He's the more diplomatic of the two. The main origin story of the pair puts him as someone who saw past the "primal" state of the Bosmer, and currently represents the more "civilized" side of them. Meanwhile, the Green Lady represents their primal origin, strength, and physicality. Many of her other titles portray her as a hunter.

It's interesting how it seems that the Green Lady is always a woman, while the Silvenar can be either gender (and whichever gender they are is mean to be the one that best represents the Bosmer at that time). A not insignificant detail though is that we have only ever heard of male Silvenars, and discussions of the Silvenar even in a vague nonspecific sense tend to gender them as male by default. This way of portraying them and their origin story to me makes it feel like the writers, while indirectly acknowledging that they could be a wlw couple, see them more as a straight couple representing the average couple by default.

Anyway, it would make sense to me that the Silvenar and Green Lady could easily represent the sort of roles expected from each gender. Perhaps men are seen as the more empathetic and spiritual gender while woman are seen as the more aggressive and strong gender. Perhaps women are more commonly hunters or breadwinners (meatwinners?). The Silvenar being able to be male or female adds another layer to this. Perhaps the traits that the Silvenar embodies are traditionally expected in both genders, while the traits the Green lady embodies are expected more exclusively in women. I'm speculating here, but I don't think it's much of a stretch.

In general, however, the Bosmer seem a lot more chill about basically everything compared to most of the other cultures we see in this universe, so if gender roles are present, they probably aren't as extreme or as enforced as we see in many cultures in the real world. While there are implication of misogyny in some of the other cultures of Tamriel, I can't remember seeing any example in the Bosmer.

Next, there's the whole thing with Bosmer men being shorter than women (on average), which in universe doesn't seem to ever be brought up as something the Bosmer care about or that might impact the way they view men vs women (although maybe women being larger would associate them more with strength? I haven't seen anything to suggest this yet though), but acknowledging that this is a fictional society being crafted by people who live in our society, where men being short is considered emasculating (to some), and the way Bosmer men tend to be characterized as somewhat dorky, Bosmer men are overall portrayed in a less masculine way (by irl standards). Certain parts of the fandom have certainly picked up on this implication, and it implies that the expectations of how men act might be different for them.

Finally, on some more minor notes, this book from ESO claims that "the clan lines[...] are matrilineal in nature". They seem to make a distinction from tribe and clans in this text so I'm not exactly sure what they are referring to, but it's something. Additionally, Y'ffre, the central figure of the Bosmeri religion, is in one book about Bosmer myth referred to as "she", while the other depictions of her in other pantheons always use "he". I'm referencing the citations on UESP for this, and there are two citations where "she" is used, one inaccessible so I don't know the context, and the other the Bosmer myth about the Ooze, so I'm choosing to interpret this as a Bosmer exclusive thing. Make of that what you will.

Thank you for the ask, anon, and giving me a chance to yap!!

[bil-daddy]

Bildaddy, would you ever give me up? Would you ever let me down? Would you ever run around and desert me?

Never (platonic)

[ask-misconduct]

*gives 12 dablooons* its not safe here traveler keep these for when needed *poof gone*

i did NOT expect to see dabloons mentioned ever again in my life

continuation of this little story is here

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